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Religion / Re: *A NAIRALANDER's TESTIMONY* .To Prove All Atheists, Islamist, And Pagans Wrong. by kambo(m): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2013
You're better off tryg ur fictional writing skills in d romance section.

The fakeness is so glaring and it seems ur expendg so much effort tryg to piece together a logical piece of pathetic religious entertainment. I shake my head at this trite piece of tripe nonsense ur wrkg up. The illogicity gaping at the reader. Yet ur tryg 2 conjure suspense. U no get wrk at all! Ur jobless.
Sell it mount zion films wen ur thru.

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Religion / Re: Pray Until Something Happens-push by kambo(m): 9:25pm On Dec 10, 2013
There's no bible verse saying u should pray until something happens and if it aint scripture it is tradition. God honours his word not tradition. Theyre different types of prayers though. Get a good book on d subject and educate ur self.
Programming / Re: Developing Accounting Application Using MS Excel And Access by kambo(m): 8:37pm On Dec 10, 2013
If ur an accountant then think like a business professional.
Hire professionals to implement ur idea instead of tryg to learn on ur own. It will take a long time for u to come up with a polished and efficient product.
Religion / Re: Why Christianity Will Always Be Better Than Islam- FROM AN ATHEIST! by kambo(m): 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2013
onegig: the same interest based banking that has led two great depression and almost the destruction of world economy? Same interest based banking that exploits the poor and make slaves and destitutes out of a society?

The same interest based banking that cripples the real economy which is the people and leave wealth in the hands of few ? I guess you were not born in 2008 and is not aware of the current problems in Countries like Greece, Spain, Portugal and even the Us?

One thing you guys don't really understand about non interest banking is that its very unique and pro masses. Let me ask you. Which one would you take?

A banking system that gives you a loan to operate a biz but won't charge interest on it but have a pre agreed profit sharing ratio if you make it or loss sharing between the bank and you if you make losses? A bank that recognises money as a means of exchange only and that it has no value except what you invest it in and derive from it. A bank that is after your success and knows its only when you make profit that they are also profitable.

Or a bank that gives you a loan and even if you make losses would still collect their interest accured over time and their money back?

Logically Which is cruel and which is good for developing a society?

Islamic banking is just one just one of the numerous arms of islamic finance. Islam recognises money as valueless. Which is true. Ask your greatest economists. Money has no value, it is what you invest it in that has value.

funny how u guyz (muslims) want to put ur name on a principle that u didnt originate- loans without usury- the bible is very elaborate on money matters, treatment of the poor and strangers and borrowg. Infact modern day capitalism is perversive compared to d biblical model. If the biblical model were truly practiced lots of problems of society in this area wud go away.
Dont delay payg ur workers their wages/salaries while u can (bible)
leave some extras for ur workers to enjoy (kinda like perks,tips,discounts for d poor) (bible)
dont b harsh on ur wrkers (humane treatment) (bible)
dont abuse ur resources,machines (bible "actually dont b cruel to ur work animals"wink
dont live to work . Take time off for family wife and ur God (bible)
have a party and a good time and thank God for ur profit (bible)
invest to make a profit (bible)
if u give to the poor ur lending to God (bible)
there'll always b d poor among u, cater for them (bible)

an economist will tell you that money is an instrument for measuring value.
No sane economist will tell u tht money is useless. In edge cases all things can b renderred worthless. Like expensive wristwatch is useless to a man without hands,like hyper inflation can make people return 2 bartering etc but these are abnormal situations and shudnt b used to make generalizations.

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Programming / Re: Why Your Start-up Wouldn't Fail! by kambo(m): 2:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
Abdul hakeem: Yeah, Sure!!

some optimism is nothg but sheer foolishness wats worse is wen this starry eyed optimist persuade some1 to fund their craze.
Thts y input from clear headed ppl is needed and u shud b able to differentiate btw envy and insight.
What percentage of startups make it?
You've heard of facebook,twitter,nairaland,etc what of those u've not heard off?
Werent d founders optimist wen it started? They were burng with passion but d market wasnt so keen. Sorry optimism isnt everythg. Some of d products we actually use ar inferior to wat is available. But theyre so marketted and shoved in ur face tht b4 long wen u hav a need u unconsciously think, without second thought, the product you've heard and read and seen so much about.
People get so programmed tht they consider all alternatives as inferior.
Take programming 4 example wen ppl want to learn they go to an I.T school and hear "java", they go to bookshop and see "java", they go to amazon and see "java" so they do java.
They take java certs to prepare for d java jobs they see advertsed.
If u mention a non popular language theyve not heard and seen they think you're nuts.
They actually look at u like ur crazy.
So more ppl do java and more ppl do c sharp and more java books ar sold and so on.. Cuz theyre heavily and successfully marketed.
Same goes for y ppl flocked blackberry and y ppl pursue phd's.
It's called crowd thinking.
Strtups can fail if it dont meet d crwd standards though the providers are passionate as forest fire.

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Programming / What The Programmer Room Cud B Like If Seun Tried by kambo(m): 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2013
Links to resources on programming embedded directly in d room.
A code editor. Outfitted for programmers.
Logging out to run some google query shud b viewed as side effects and a dilution of room users enjoyment.
Syntax highlighting of pasted code differentiatg it from non code comments is a thirst of a soul.
Theyre programmers here. Code and text are not d same.
Viewg popular languages api, shud b instant from d room.

Same cud b said for other rooms.
Customize them for d users.
E.g in religious section breakg out to google a bible verse or (dropping phone to do same shud b a thng of d past)
the romance section cud hav well,romantic themes and wall papers. This way a user wandering around the site.the universe, wud b in suspense as to wat to expect next.
Cuz all rooms wud b a different experience.

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Programming / Re: Why Nigerian Start-ups Fails: by kambo(m): 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
I disagree with the conventional wisdom of the writer.
Wats a need and whats a want to a person?
Its more like wat are his priorities.
2.) companies think in terms of target markets then built products and market to those clients.
Later on they may consider other markets.
Many Students then wud starve and use their pocket money to buy bb or laptop or tablet instead of food or school stuff.
Som wud buy new cars on credit choosing to pay over a 10 year stretch if necessary,
others wud sell ancestral property to travel out of d country
or send child to school.
Wat were d needs of these people?
Or wat was their priority?
Build for a target market.
Notice also tht most of d thngs ppl chase hav challengg price tags (to them). The dirt poor live their lives aspiring 4 d next level. The next high price tag item tht shows their accomplishment in life.
Programming / Re: Swalli Whot Game Crashes Phone by kambo(m): 1:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
Javanian: Thanks for your response, an update was made for the game about a month ago, but the problem with j2me is that there is no way to inform the users of the update.

Bug corrections include
*registration
*hanging of game
*improved multiplayer
*and many more...

here is the download link http://www.swalli.com/app/whot/j2me/Whot.jar

Please we appreciate your feedback.

thanks for respondg.
You cud have made email registeration a condition for downloading or activatg d game.
Then forwarded updates to them addresses.
Programming / Re: [programming Levels] What Type Of Programmer Are You? by kambo(m): 12:59pm On Dec 05, 2013
Djtm: Newbie: knows almost nothing
about programming but is willing to learn.

Hardcore: once a newbie but no more. Now enjoying the basics of programming and can't resist doing it again and again.

Advanced: as a result of being hardcore, he now knows few
secrets and advanced techniques to create rare things and interactive programs or services.

Expert: needs no references and manuals after all. Can create anything without making a single error as a result of being advanced programmer for long time.[/b]

Insane: due to his expertise, he began to grow insane. He commits no mistake in programming and always create unique programs and most of the time creates new things. Most His works are never seen before.

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source: xtboard.com

this categorisation sends wrong messages.
Hard core connotes proficiency so a hard core cannot not be at a basic level of skill.
Wat comes to ur mind wen u use d word hard core!? Concentrated. Intense. Super . Above the pack.

The Expert definition is garbage too.
Even veterans with decades of experience make mistakes . Syntax errors and logic errors.
There's no how you'll write thousand line programs and not experience compiler/interpreter errors no matter your years of experience. So strike that out.
Besides languages keep evolvg so the veteran has new api's to learn . He has lots of stuff to unlearn to! Infact programming is harder for the established veteran than d total newbie.
He started by having unlimited access to raw memory.this was power without controls. He used c or assembly. Then someone came along and told him he'd being doing it wrong all the while.
His programs shud b mor modular. Here , take this its just as gud and as poerful as tht crude tool u'd been usg b4. He was handed c++.
He had to learn oop at d same level as a newbie. But his background got in d way, he programmed in d new language in d old style.
A total newbie had no previous experience cloudg him.
But he still had access to memory until anoda smart guy came along to tell him he's doing it wrong again!
This time he had no business poking around in memory.
Except he was a criminal.
Here take this java let me handle ur c++ for a while.
But he didnt like java it was slow he complained to management until team java came out with som perfrmance benchmarks shwg java to ,u wont believe it, sometimes surpass c++ in speed!
Multiple inheritance tht was baked into his brain had to unlearned...
And then anoda smart guy came out to say you've been doing it wrong again! Here take this resurgent functional language, or multi core language ...
In a way, life is much much harder for d veteran with decades of experience than for the stark newbie.
As for d insane category sorry bro i disagree with you 100 percent.
The industry morphing applications arent written by the old dogs but by relatively younger people.
Y? Its more than technical skills its more about understandg of social group dynamics. And d dynamics of d most volatile groups of all. The adolescent/teenage groups.
An expert veteran didnt see napster coming only some1 in dat group same with facebook,myspace,twitter,ebay,amazon,groupon etc.
The older groups were to busy with their set in stone less flexible lifestyles.
Reclassify ur list.

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Programming / Re: Swalli Whot Game Crashes Phone by kambo(m): 12:25pm On Dec 05, 2013
Javanian: on Android or J2ME?
j2me: nokia.
Ur time consuming memory hugging computation over writes memory leaving nothing for the phone Os to use leading to ugly crashes. I had pointed this issue out in previous threads.
Besides for a company ur customer relations is sucks. Sombody else pointed out issues with ur app and u guys turn deaf ears to it! Slide it under d carpet.
If u were operatg u'd b facg tonnes of law suits from angry users. So much 4 a naija phone app.
Religion / Re: Toni Payne Blasts Chris Okotie For Saying "All Catholics Will Go To Hell" by kambo(m): 11:34am On Dec 05, 2013
clans:
and God told the prophet Elijah to sprinkle salt on water so that the water may be made holy.... I suggest you get a book on the doctrines of the catholic church and by the way almost every church burns incense but the ish is what are they burning it for? and na only u sabi the one wey be occultic chants abi u belong ni? hope u aint talking about our Latin responses
Religion / Re: Toni Payne Blasts Chris Okotie For Saying "All Catholics Will Go To Hell" by kambo(m): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2013
clans:
and God told the prophet Elijah to sprinkle salt on water so that the water may be made holy.... I suggest you get a book on the doctrines of the catholic church and by the way almost every church burns incense but the ish is what are they burning it for? and na only u sabi the one wey be occultic chants abi u belong ni? hope u aint talking about our Latin responses

in d new testament ur made holy by the blood of d lamb.
And ur quote is nothg but sophistry, God commanded a prophet to do something but didnt say that that one time command would become a law.
All those old testament rituals were pointg to christ. The killing of lambs etc all pointed to christ.
Moses throwg a tree into bitter waters to make it sweet, the raising of d bronze snake so all beaten isrealites cud look at it and live pointed to christ . CHRIST is referred to as the Desire of the Ages . When Christ appeared the old pointers had to be done away with, no more sacrificial lamb killing , etc. But catholicism being a perversion has to find some justification for its atrocities so tht the millions of people trapped in it cud b whisked religiously to Hell.
Wat about purgatory?
Praying to the dead , so called saints, when God says You,yes you nobody,socially improminent person,you Come boldly to d throne of Grace (not thru any bagger living or dead . Come as u are ).
But to control man you hav to put him under man, so satan sets up this system where u hav to pass thru man (living or dead) to get to God! U confess ur sins to a man (a priest) , you pray to a dead man or woman etc.
Its all a perversion. And thts one reason satan works to prevent u guys from knowg d truth- he blocks readg of d bible - because if most catholics were encouraged to read d word the scales wud fall from their eyes and they'll bind satan and his lies and live in d truth.
If u really want to know d truth, get out of satan's adulteration called catholicism. It's a an elaborate lie leading to Hell.
Like all other world religions tht deny the truth.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by kambo(m): 11:04am On Dec 05, 2013
clans:
first of all, no catholic bows down to Mary quote me, what we do is call genuflecting the same you do to your obas and you chiefs and even the average elderly Yoruba man or woman you see on the street. as for Mary being the way the truth and the life you said so yourself NO catholic has ever said that, because we are sinners and have fallen short of the glory of God we go through his mother to INTERCEDE for us on our behalf. Mary was specially conceived without original sin you and i was born with, she was specially designed as the vessel to bring the savior into this world, as for the name Mary, you are right it could as well be Martha or even chrissy3, but it wasn't . and if you say she was just a human, y weren't YOU chosen to bring the savior into the world. i beg of you change you ideology about all this things. ignorance is bliss they say but it is stupid when you base your arguments on them.. have a nice day smiley

the nonsense u catholics spout.
If mary was without what u call 'original sin' why didnt she die for man? What is original sin? The bible says for "All (including mary) have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God (including mary) ".
The bible says Jesus is our ADVOCATE . The bible says we have boldness to approach the throne of Grace (on which the Father sits) because of Jesus . The blood of Jesus and His righteousness speaks on the christians behalf.
The bible says Jesus lives to make INTERCESSION for his children.
So which one is askng Mary to intercede again?
Which bible verse commands such?
And which bible verse says God is in a perpetual state of seething rage that needs to be appeased.
Catholicism cant just shed off its grim paganistic roots.
Catholicism is satanic and a perversion.
Programming / Swalli Whot Game Crashes Phone by kambo(m): 10:46pm On Dec 04, 2013
Got my phone back from repairer yesterday. The phone crashed on me while playg d swalli whot game. This is d second time this is happeng no thnks to d touted game. Developer pls look into the stuff u hawkg on this forum.
The game ai is leaking oil and in need of tuning. Heavy fixing.
My highest score againts the system was by a whoopg 27 point margin (35-cool. I could easily hav increased d margin to 30 or 40 but there was always an error message cuttg thngs up.
Repair costs is estimated at n17k (two instances) without warranty but i was under warranty.
Religion / Re: Even Atheist Fear God by kambo(m): 2:23pm On Oct 28, 2013
interestg. I read a jack chick publication on it.
The symbols of islam (crescent and scimitar) and their religious holidays which hinge on definite moon phases hint this.
The deeper core ones chant incantations into d moon! (false religions cant help gettng mystical at darker echelons of their deceptive hierarchies)
Religion / Re: Does God Really Exist? by kambo(m): 2:02am On Oct 28, 2013
@nobilis

"the bible is summarised..."
if u cant deduce properly then there's no point tryg arguing with u.
I said the bible is a highly summarised book . What in tht statement gave u d conclusions u came up with?
Highly summarised and "written by 1 person" . Wat kind of thinking is this?
How dyu arrive at this conclusion and try to put wrds in my mouth?
Read my former post in context- all ur premise is flawed based on that false conclusion.

"are u tryg to say tht those books were summarised by their different authors"

let me help u.
Highly summarised means,
sparse in extraneous details.
Who summarised it? Ur question.
Ur thinking is wrong here.
Ur thinking wen i say summarised, tht a longer draft existed then d authors shortened it to this final form. That's not wat i meant by summarised. Summarised means the Inspirator of d bible gave just enough information that the user of d bible wud need. Thts y d bible is portable. God also gives his children the holy spirit to guide them into more truth. Summarised means tht God said he created the heavens and the earth , without giving extra physcal details of the process.
The bible says God causes the sun to rise and d rain to fall without talking of d earth rotating on its axis or the water cycles!
That's wat i mean by summarisation. God left out unnecessary details wen inspiring d wrd.

The bible written by man.
U're wrestling with d interpretation of the wrd "inspired".
Then u jump to the conclusion tht christians interprete it as "dictate"
..
This argument is pointless.
The only reference for ur argument is wat d bible says not wat different christian groups thnk of wat d bible says.
Stop overstepping the boundaries of d scope of argument.
The bible says ALL SCRIPTURE IS INSPIRED BY GOD.
The bible says no scripture is of private interpretation but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the HOLY SPIRIT.
Men were the vessels for penning the scriptures.
But the ideas were not their own but God's thats y it's called God's word.
The books making up the bible were written by different authors in different locations and from all works of life over a large span of time (some centuries). They didnt meet each other to determine wat to write yet their writings are wholely consistent.
Isaiah wrote about d vigin birth ,the infanticide and relocation of Jesus to egypt, years b4 Jesus was born.
How cud this b d work of man's mind.
Wen did man bcome able to foretell d future with total accuracy!

Translated bible versions include conventions and injections tht are not in d original manuscripts.
E.g original manuscripts dont contain chapters and verses.
But it's in translated versions,
this introduction alone cud obscure certain meangs in d bible.
But the errors in d translations ar from d human translators not from d original manuscripts.


"as for believg blindly, i've told you it's of no use ... "
i dnt know wat u mean by "believe blndly".
Because in life u cant function if you hav to hav all d facts down b4 u believe. You hav to simply accept tht wat sombodi tells u is tru without tryng to verify.
E.g in school u were told that 1+1=2, and u believed this blindly,
you hav no way to prov this is tru except u acquire undergraduate level knowledge in mathematics.
Many will never b able to prove that it is tru, to prove that 1+1=2,
cud fill over 100 sheets of paper.
Which is easier. To accept tht ur teacher is right or to prove it first b4 believg?
If use an electric appliance, u use it believg tht if u follow d instructions on d manual it will wrk, u buy and use a tv blindly without knowg anythg about d inner wrkgs.
U are told that dis button turns it on and d button changes channel,
and u believe . They tell u tht one scientist two centuries ago discovered electricity and u believe blindly..
But u suddenly cant do same 4 d bible! More like u choose not to.

"rather than just reading things and believg what we are told.. "
God isnt against intellectual curiousity.
The bible says he set d wrld in the hearts of men.
Solomon,author of d book of proverbs, wrote books on plants and animals.
God created d physcal laws governg the physcal wrld and gave men d mental capacity to reason things thru. But about himself ,he contained the knowledge in d bible and made d bible availble for all to read and discover how to know him. You'll never discover God thru a microscope or laboratory experiments.
God says in d bible come let us reason together, he says he is a spirit, he says to come to him you must pass thru d door,Jesus christ,
etc. If God were a physcal being u cud discover him physcally but he's not.so try as u can, u'll never b able to discover God thru reasong or physcal senses.
Religion / Re: Does God Really Exist? by kambo(m): 12:39am On Oct 28, 2013
nobilis:

Guy, let me make some corrections to your stream of thought here. Before u start saying that science is behind the bible, before the time of Christopher Columbus, were not your church leaders among those that held tanaciously to the belief that the earth was flat? Had Columbus not "scientifically" discovered that the earth was round and had he not GIVEN PROOF that the earth was round, would ur church leaders (those who have read that bible from cover to cover) have discovered and given proof that the earth was round?

And guy, you're saying the bible is a highly summarised book. You're talking as if the bible was written summarily by one person. You seem to forget that many books were brought together to form d bible. And u're trying to say that all those books were summarised by their different authors?

Then you tell me that the bible wasn't written by man. And I begin to wonder: did God write the bible? Even ur scriptures say that "all scripture is INSPIRED" by God ...". I have checked the meaning of d word "inspire" in so many dictionaries. You righteous people interpret that word to mean "dictate" especially as encouraged by your priests and pastors. INSPIRE and DICTATE can never mean the same thing. You guys should stop interpreting inspire as dictate. Since God inspired it, like d bible said (blowing it's own trumpet, as usual) it doesn't mean God dictated it. So how can u tell me it wasn't written by man but by God. If inspire a poet to write a poem about me, does it mean that it is I who wrote the poem, instead of the poet?

As for irregularities in the Bible, if you want us to go into that, let me know. And I will start there from my next update.



As for believing blindly, I keep saying it, it is of no use. Do not let ur church leaders turn you into blind people. "Blind people leading blind people", even ur bible mentioned it somewhere. I keep saying it, if God wanted us to be blind and non-inquisitive, he wouldn't have asked us to "ask and you will receive, seek and u shall find, knock and d door will be opened". If God created us in his image like ur bible says, then he would be happier seeing us struggling to get to understand things about him better rather than just reading things and believing what u're told.

keep ur arguments on trck.
In d days of Jesus, the religious authority were wrong. Ur reference to "church leaders" is out of point, church leaders can b wrong, but the bible cant.
Columbus "discovered" that the world is round. The bible written centuries earlier had already said so.
Colombus cud hav believed the bible or he cud have sought to discover the truth for himself.
Believing the bible without evidence is wat christianity is all about.
Sailing round d wrld is a very expensive way to find out a truth simply stated in d word.
If men were arguing tht d earth is flat and d bible was written by man it wud v reflected d current sentiments and said d wrld was flat.
"wud ur church leaders hav discovered and given proof" -
Church leaders ar not d standard 4 interpretg d bible.
Proof of a truth is irrelevant.
And d bible is God's word, choosg to believe the bible after u'v got physcal evidence - like colombus did - is plain old doubt.
Thomas didnt believe Jesus had risen until he wud see the nail holes and put his finger there.
But others had told him tht Jesus had risen , thomas cud either believe without seeing or believe after his 5 senses confirm the news but in d end , he saw Jesus and d nail holes and discovered that d disciples were telling d truth all d while.

The bible says "by faith it's impossible to please God ".
Like the thomas situation, God, has made his word available.
He says in his word that He is God, He created d earth etc . You can either blv his wrds ONLY now or reject it until u hav all d physcal evidence u desire.
But like thomas , seeing the nail holes, puttg his fingers in them, didnt make the earlier claims of d disciples more tru.
Colombus sailing around d wrld didnt make the bible verse tht said the earth is round more tru.
Physcal evidence doesnt strenghten d truth.
So if science confirms d word, science didnt strenghten d truth.

.... (to b continued)
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Generational Curses. by kambo(m): 9:21pm On Oct 27, 2013
Nosu: Alot of us watch a lot of films like 24, spiderman and superman but has not been able to relate it to the saving grace of Jesus.
A man or woman is captured and imprisoned but under sever punishment, batman comes out from nowhere and rescue the man.
After being rescued, is the man stil in chains, imprisoned or under punishment? Obviously the answer is NO.
Then how can a man that has being rescued from sin and its consequences still be held down under generation curses.

Pls let take time and study our bible ourselves, let double check wat we hv being taught and make sure it is biblical

The easiest way to get defeated is when a man is warring with a wrong information.

To answer ur question, i'll ask u, are they christians in sickness?
The bible says Jesus took our infirmity and disease.
The promises of God dont occur automatically. Did God give d Isrealites d promise land? Yes. But d isrealites had to fight to possess their land.
The christian today still has fightg to do.
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Generational Curses. by kambo(m): 8:59pm On Oct 27, 2013
Ishilove:
Lol. Amen.

So much ignorance on display. I pray God opens up our understanding to understand the mysteries of creation.

@Op, I'm a story teller so let me tell you a short story.

Once upon a time, a man had a big kolanut farm. Every year, held a little contest in his village to determine who had could produce the best and freshest farm produce. The winner was given money, ceremonial titles and recognition. This man was champion for many years, but one year, he was beaten by another farmer. The following year, the same thing happened again. Three years in a row the same thing happened. The man got desperate because if after the fourth year he was still not able to become champion again, his title would be withdrawn and passed to someone else.

So he consulted a marabout who told him what he had to. He went ahead and did it, and by the following year, he became champion again. He held on to the title for several years until he became too old to farm actively.

Many years later, another man was battling with serious poverty. Every member, and I mean EVERYBODY in his family were living in abject poverty. He was from a muslim family, but when he was fed up of being fed up and tired of being tired, he branched out into Christianity and gave his life to Christ and became worker in church.

Despite his commitment to the work of God, his life still did not improve. If anything, the poverty and failure bit harder into him. He couldn't even afford to get married because he could barely feed not to talk of marrying. Eventually, he changed his church and began to attend a deliverance ministry. His system of prayer changed and he began to pray deliverance prayers.

He noticed that whenever he prayed and slept, he would dream that a one-handed albino man would stand before him, weeping and saying over and over again

"Remember the kolanut farm"

The man was puzzled. He kept on praying and the dream repeated itself over and over again. This went on for several months, then stopped. One day, a big break came. Out of the blues, someone came and promised to help him work a visa for him to travel to Germany to work. This kind samaritan threw himself earnestly into the whole process and the man was grateful to God that he would be finally able to break loose from the shackles of poverty that had held his family down for so long.

The process was almost complete when one night, he dreamt of the albino man again. He was at the airport, about to pass through the boarding gate when the albino man appeared before him and stopped him from passing. The one-handed albino fellow told him he was not going to be allowed to pass through because of the 'kolanut plantation' .

The man woke, puzzled and worried.

The following day, the samaritan called him and informed him that he no longer wanted to have anything to do with him, and that was that.

From then on, anytime the man was close to a big break, Mr Albino One-Hand would be there to remind him of the 'kolanut farm' and the break would go poof!

One night, during a breakthrough service held in church, the man fell under the power. While under the power, a tall, handsome man stood before him. The man, in the vision, asked him who he was and he replied 'The Ancient of Days'. Immediately, the albino man appeared beside the tall man. Weeping,the albino man he would not, quote, "agree". Mr Ancient of Days asked why and Mr Albino replied "because of the kolanut farm."

The man who was under the power asked him what he meant by "kolanut farm" and the albino finally explained himself.

He said that the man's great-grandfather was a champion kolanut farmer who fell on hard times. In a bid to preserve his wealth and title, he took the advice of a marabout and lured his servant boy, the albino man to the farm. In the farm, he struck the man down, cut one hand off, tied him up and left him to bleed to death. As the boy lay dying, he cursed the man and his generation to the end of times that they would be forever poor and miserable. When he died, the man's great-grandfather buried the hand in the farm and disposed off the body.

The great-grandfather was the last rich man in the lineage. The generation that came after him battled poverty and it continued, even unto the present generation in which man under the power belonged to.

Mr Ancient of Days listened patiently for Mr Albino One-Hand to finish his tale and said "I will release him from your curse." Disgruntled, the albino demanded to know why, and the Ancient of Days replied, "Because I AM. He belongs to me now and he will no longer be held responsible for the sins of his forefather."

The albino man didn't argue but nodded, turned away and disappeared.

Immediately, the man woke up and discovered that service was still going on. Shaken, he dragged himself from the dust where he lay, slumped into the nearest seat and spent the rest of the service pondering what happened.

After that revelation, his life turned around. Today, the man who is in his mid-forties is the only one who has owned a car in two generations. His siblings and male relatives are still locked in the cycle of poverty, but he is free.



The End.


NB: this might read like a typical nollywood movie but it is 110% True Life.

I know the man smiley
wat a story. Blve it will inspire many.

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Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Generational Curses. by kambo(m): 8:24pm On Oct 27, 2013
naijacutee: I believe in generational curses. Not in the way they occurred in the Old Testament, because Christ came to free us from the curse of the law. This is written down in black and white. The only people who will operate under the curse of the law would be those people who do not believe that christ has freed them - just like those who didn't witness any miracles because they didn't believe in Him.

Generational curses we create for ourselves are very simple. People across the country falsify a receipt in order to claim money that doesn't belong to them from their employers (afterall, everyone is doing it). Their children see this, and believe this is the right thing to do. These children now live their lives based on these putrid principles and before you know it, a generation of corruption is born. When they get the opportunity to fix roads, they don't. When they get the opportunity to provide water, they don't. The cycle continues, and everyone laments over how things got so bad. The answer is that we created generational curses for ourselves through seemingly harmless actions.


this is not a generational curse but a trend.
If d trend stops d effects cease.
Religion / Re: Speaking In Tongues by kambo(m): 7:38pm On Oct 27, 2013
First of all, wen u take an uninfrmed biased stand on an issue dont try to act like u open minded. Any explanation to some1 like u is a waste of time.
You say you know d verses on tongues - do u believe them? Obviously no!
Since u dont believe wats d point reasong with u?
Go ahead and tear down <watever ur pet peeves> are in christianity . Wat difference does it make anyway. Truth is not contingent on opinion.

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Religion / Re: 8 Thing Your Pastor (probably) Forgot To Tell You About Jesus by kambo(m): 7:15pm On Oct 27, 2013
Jesus did charity work:
wen judas was about 2 betray him, he said to judas do the task quickly, and judas went out.
The disciples thought judas was commanded to go GIV TO THE POOR!
So the ministry of Jesus included some form of material ministry also.

Demons didnt worship Jesus:
the demons in scripture certainly didnt adore Jesus, they hated him , and were afraid of him because of d obvious harm Jesus cud do to them.
They were terrified of Jesus. You dont try to hinder /oppose som1 u adore.
The case of d mad man of gadera, the demons did worship,bowing down and begging but it was out of fear- not adoration.
Demons hate God and everything He represents.
Religion / Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by kambo(m): 6:45pm On Oct 27, 2013
telim: All these story na lie. No womb ko no kidney ni. The next story will be a pastor's wife gave birth to a child without a lung but still breath, and the masses will shout praise be to Almighty Je, What a miracle. Because of these carefully crafted story, the ministry will be filled up with barren women and tithe will go on as usual leading to more revenue for the ministry. we are doomed in 9ja. Think logically.. Scammers are every where using every possible means to enrich their pockets. SMH for these country.

if doctors confirmed she had no womb yet she delivered in a hospital bf trained doctors and nurses, who is in a position to verify d truth? And wat does ur opinion matter.
People hav confounded medical science again and again,this wont b d first time.
Theyve been liars and scammers too but theyve also been geniune recorded events..
Wen science is contradcted some so called logically minded folks choose sides , despite glaring evidence,provg scepticism really isnt logical but is born out of free will.
Religion / Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by kambo(m): 6:34pm On Oct 27, 2013
cold: Yeah,God impregnated her.Same way he impregnated Mary from ways back.Just goes to show that God has s3xual urges too.After all,he created us in his own image.Cool,halleluyah!

your foolishness is amazg.
God creates the baby spirit , when a man impregnates his wife.
So if God were doing d impregnatg who'd b creating d spirits?
If God did d impregnatg then wat wud d babies dna picture be?
A normal baby's dna is half d father and half the mother- enabling paternity issues to b determined.
Amazing similar minded ppl gave u som likes 4 this foolish quip.
Religion / Re: How Do You Know When God Speaks To You by kambo(m): 6:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
Resources on d subject include:
how to b led by the spirit of God - kenneth hagin snr.

Moorelife.com/ many free mp3, videos on the subject. Goes into more depth. Really rich treasure trove of high quality resources on various issues of christian life.
Moorelife ministries is unique for not charging for any of their products.

Amazon.com - how to b led by the spirit under books.
(non free so load ur card with $$).

Sadly,There's a dirth of materials on this topic.
Religion / Re: How Do You Know When God Speaks To You by kambo(m): 5:57pm On Oct 27, 2013
crackhaus: This is my opinion,
but first off, I am not an atheist neither am I a pagan. I practice christianity to the best of my ability and motivation at the moment, but I also know deep in my heart that I can do more to be a better believer.

Having said that, I am also a huge critic of hypocrisy and make-believe christianity, which I'm sorry to say, is exactly what a lot of people practise.
To some people, this will be interpreted as me judging..but if it will make you feel better, please judge me too and come to your own conclusions after reading this;

I'm all in support for anyone saying God speaks to them because I really believe that God can speak to his saints when he wants to. However, what I find arbitrarily out of place is the process by which christians hear a message from God.

1. THE BIBLE/
The bible is definitely not like any other book, it is however a book nonetheless. What this means is, just like every inspirational, uplifting, spiritual, guidelined, principled, or lifestyle book that we read, the purpose of the bible is to speak directly and/or connect with its intended reader. This is what a book does normally!
Yes, it is the word of God through the prophets and apostles, and it remains so till eternity.
The deduction here is, regardless of whatever random page one opens in the bible, there will be something to read that pertains to what that person might be going through, that's a given!

2. VOICES/
Is there anyone here who hears a clear voice in the form of an auditory impulse from outside him/her? If you're not deaf, then your answer should be YES!
Now the next question, is there anyone here who while alone hears a resounding voice in the form of an auditory impulse from outside him/her, when there's clearly no one else around? If you're not a lunatic, your answer will probably be NO!
Here's the deduction, since this voice of God we hear comes onl from within, probably our own voices in our head or a feeling of awareness within us, it only means that what is actually registering in us is just our own conscience and/or intuition.
Now where this gets interesting is, the holy spirit actually can prick our conscience and intuition based only on what our awareness already considers wrong. In other words, if I never knew that slandering someone behind their back was a sin, my conscience/intuition won't be pricked because I never considered it wrong.

In a situation where someone gets a feeling about something bad that will happen before it happen, I can safely say that the person's intuition made possible by the holy spirit is what enables that ability. Ergo, it is still the inner self talking to your conscious self, and definitely not a voice or voices that you don't recognize doing the talking.

3. DREAMS/REVELATIONS
This my friends is in my opinion the most suitable and spiritual means by which God can make known his intentions.
Mind you, God still doesn't appear as himself neither will Mary, Jesus, Elijah, Angel Michael or Gabriel, Moses, or Lazarus appear to anyone as themselves to give a message. If you believe you have seen any of these people before, you are delusional!

Most people dream a lot, some less, and others do not. Whichever category you fall, I'm sure you have had an experience where something in your dream setting actually came to happen, but maybe not exactly as you dreamt it, right?
This is the deduction here...
If you don't have the gift of revelation, powered only by the holyspirit, you probably dream dreams caused by hunger, over-feeding, psychological, emotional, or even fear and ambition.


This takes me back to the beginning of this write-up where I mentioned how I am a huge critic of make-believe and hypocritical christianity.
Yes, people will believe what they want to believe so I'm not trying to make you feel anything by all this.
But what I also know is this, Christianity is the only religion whose followers, teachers and believers are never totally true to themselves. We are constantly trying to make others and even ourselves believe that we are 'born-again and full of the holy spirit' when the truth in fact is that we are not as holy as we think we are.

And if one does not live a HOLY life, pleasing, acceptable and WITHOUT BLEMISH to God our father, I'm sorry to say that the HOLY SPIRIT cannot possibly connect with him/her without complete repentance and major cleansing of the body and soul of such a person.
God is not mocked, he is true and he is just.

you said wat i've read in a book on this matter by rev. Kenneth hagin snr. U really hit it on d head!
Religion / Re: How Do You Know When God Speaks To You by kambo(m): 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2013
I'm always interested in knowg how God speaks cuz it seems 2 many it's hit n miss.
I'm still searchg. Many ppl i know who say God said... Ar often exaggeratg. They had a notion, things wrked out as expected then the blow thngs up by sayg God said! How about many who
die in plane crashes how com they didnt hear God to avoid it?
Or those who got into wrng biz deals? Or married d wrong person?
They never heard God?
So a tru God said must b befor d event.

A friend of mine shared ths :
he was sitting outside ponderg his broke a.ss situation, wen he heard a voice askg him y he's worried?
He replied in anger tht he's broke and livg in poverty.
The voice said somethg encouragg but he dismissed as fantasy since he was so broke.
Then d voice asked him to write specifically wat he ,d guy,wants to b done for him.
I think a specific number of thngs.
My friend wrote it dwn, tht he wants 2 go back 2 school etc.
That month he met somebody who loaned him som money . He enrolled in school. Graduated and is now a multi millionaire.

Anoda is a pastor who told me one of his members was wonderg whether to marry a particular brother named peter.
So she came to seek guidance from d pastor.
The pastor ,i think, asked her som basic questions : is he a christian, etc to wich d guy scored all correct.
He dismissed her with an "i'll pray about it and if the Lord tells me anythg i'll let u know".
He sat alone ,his mind wandering on nothng in particular, when i think, his bible fell open and a verse about peter caught his attention.
The very wordg of d verse was so apt and direct and humorous tht he started laffg . He'd found the answer. The guy was d right man.
He told me story to illustrate a point we were debatg about on how God speaks.

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Religion / Re: How Do You Know When God Speaks To You by kambo(m): 3:41pm On Oct 27, 2013
Titiluvly: The HolySpirit speaks to us through diverse means :the inward witness,inward voice(conscience),prophets,visions etc..but primarily by the INWARD WITNESS..Romans 8 :16 and the inward witness. Is your spirit/heart - 2Corithians 4:16, 1Peter 3:4,,remember one of the assignments of the HolySpirit is to be Our Guide - John 16:13 and when you are a genuine born again,automaticaly your spirit becomes born again to enable you understand the things of the Spirit..Luke 8:10

Now, as a christain you have a responsibility to train your spirit,,how?
* By Meditation on the Word-Joshua 1 :8
* By Practising the Word-James 1:22
* By giving the Word First place-Proverb 4:20-22
* By instantly obeying the voice of the spirit-Prov 20 :27, 1John 4:4

How do you know when God is speaking to you


Understand that the Spirit of God wudnt tel you to do what is wrong..The inward witness acts as a CHECK to us atimes-Phillipians 4:8 but the more you think about something and feel better about it in your spirit,that's the green light,,when God speaks to you,your spirit will be at peace-Phillipians 4:7..The inward witness is just as supernatural as guidance through vision..


Many times we ignore the inward witness,we want something spectacular and miss the supernatural..


Please Note that When Christ died,the veil covering the Holy of Holies was torn from top to bottom and God moved out..He Dwells in Us..Matthew 27 :50-51..A Christain under the new testament has access to the things of God by the Spirit..Bless You All..

decorum pls,
give credit to the author -kenneth hagin.
Programming / Re: ... by kambo(m): 2:03am On Oct 27, 2013
if u've read learn programmg the hard way, the author epilogued with some wisdom nuggets.
One was, "it's better to use programmg as a secret weapon"
. I.e train in a career outside programmng and use ur prgrammg skills to create products 4 ur industry.
E.g architects , lawyers,doctrs, etc
wud b hav an edge creatg mor specialized software thn outsiders.
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by kambo(m): 11:58pm On Oct 26, 2013
(movies i saw this year - irrespectve of time of release)


wreck it ralph - lov'ed it
exit thru d gift - wow
captain america - a gem.
Especially d endg part where he wakes up runs out and is in the future!
scott pilgrim vs d world - original and funny (tai chi zero copied concepts here and still suck'd)

the bourne collection - the last 1 - the end sound track was covettable. Nice film .

The man from nowhere - martial arts - wow!
The raid:redemption - martial arts - watch it then come back and leave a comment.
If u like a good fightg movie and u've not seen this , you've actually cheated urself on a gud experience.

my last 5 girlfriends - nice ( new faces break from typical)
the dictator - okay


taxi driver (1979) - really liked it.
Kramer vs kramer (1979) - gud ageless v.good
shawshank's redemption - i'll watch it again and again (something i never do)

citizen kane (1942 circa) - this film has unrivalled depth despite
it being so old.
For d tru aficionadoes only.



som huge dissapointments:
girl with d dragon tattoo
(both versions)

goodwill hunting - didnt really impress me.

Investigation beaureu - flat

here comes d bomb - so so

blood and bone (jai white) - quite bland and dissapointg, despite tonnes of rave reviews . I was so dissapointed.

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