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Business / Re: CBN Sells Fresh Dollars To Bdcs At N1,021/$ by kamez(m): 5:23pm On Apr 23
leokid866:
stop pasting lies....black market is below 1k.....even aboki fx wey dey lie no quote 1270......you better go and sell your dollars cause you are only lieing to yourself

Relax bro dollar is #1250 this morning at ama hausa here in owerri . ..
I sold 700 Dollars to aboki this morning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by kamez(m): 8:53pm On Apr 09
Angelfrost:


Man City will overcome Madrid...! This game or the return fixture.

Arsenal sef is coming back from this lapse.

The English teams remaining are the best in the tournament... No jokes. tongue

And if you understand football very well, u would know that when it comes to cup competitions, being the best team in the tournament sometimes doesn't mean shit!!....

How many times have clubs like Chelsea Juventus, and the rest won the champions League without been close to being the best team in the tournament??

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Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by kamez(m): 11:27pm On Mar 16
ivolt:


You must have a very limited exposure to complain about 35K subscriptions per month.
How much do you think heavy internet users pay per month on regular netwroks, 1K?

You see, the OP asked for options of which I provided a working one. If you can't afford it, you don't need to start beating about prices. Just like phones, you don't have to use iPhone 15 pro max, a low end Tecno may just do for you.

Stfu... U see lousy people like u, u are the brokeass fake life nairalands forming rubbish on on nairalajd with itel phones..
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by kamez(m): 4:35pm On Mar 16
ivolt:
Get a starlink decoder.


Get a star link decoder...for your mind now, you are making sense...
star link decoder is now 800k.

Did u ask the people that you are advising if they can afford star link plus at least 35k subscription monthly? Abi u just wan show yourself.

.funny thing is that I can bet my balls that u do not have and cannot afford star link

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Politics / Re: N3.7trn Budget Padding: Senate Has Been Stripped Naked – Oshiomhole by kamez(m): 4:10pm On Mar 12
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Thank you Oshiomole for sticking with the side of truth.

The Nigerian Senate as we know it has always been an association of grossly corrupt bedfellows who see the yearly national budget as a free-for-all feast where they can ravenously gobble up our commonwealth.

We all know the senator is not merely hallucinating.
Unfortunately for him, he chose the wrong moment to go against the hawks and hyenas prowling our political space.

Divide 3.7 trillion into billions and millions and think about what this money would achieve if it is spent for the good of the masses.

The money padded into the budget alone is enough to revamp a moribund section of this country be it security, food, education, power and housing et cetera but ungodly men would rather spend it on parties, whores, mansions no one would live in and the next election.

All in all, Nigeria will one day be free from the stranglehold of these jackals, including their lickspittle minions who daily defend their atrocious lifestyle for plates of pottage.

That day will surely come.

Lmao...did u even read the post before commenting??
Una no go kill person for naira land

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Food / Re: 1 Cup Of Garri Is N300 In My Area, What About U? by kamez(m): 3:59pm On Mar 06
Goodnewsforlife:
so u are telling me that a Congo of garri which is 10 cups is sold for 3k in your area?

Oga what is the name of that your area n state Abeg Haba?

Are u seriously doubting it or what...
Here in owerri (naze owerri precisely) a cup of garri is 300 and a paint is 3000..


If you go to to the market, then u will get a paint for 2700.. but what's the point since your transportation to and from the market is about 600 naira

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Business / Re: Greedy Seller's Sudden Increase Sparks Tension (video) by kamez(m): 12:33pm On Mar 05
Normally this would have been a simple case for the police to handle...

But if u report to police, I fit finally pay pass that 400k to them
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by kamez(m): 7:43am On Feb 11
Facetoface:
Can anyone explain why they didn't play 30mins extra time before penalty shootout?

It's a waste of time... CAF decided that third place matches do not deserve extra time... So after 90mins, it is straight to PK..

But the extra time rule still applies for the Final...


But the extra
Travel / Re: The Fake Families Being Smuggled Into The UK by kamez(m): 6:59pm On Jan 14
EconFinance:


Why not pay school fees with that money though?

Instead of this crooked Waka

First reason is because no be everybody Sabi book to do masters..
Second reason is the limited work hours u are allowed to work as a student in the UK.. u probably won't make enough money to sort all your bills ..

If you have the 15k pounds to pay u don't need to be paired with anyone for fake marriage as a dependent.. u just pay your money and go alone... This pairing this is for when the total amount is split into two to ease the financial burden
Travel / Re: The Fake Families Being Smuggled Into The UK by kamez(m): 4:38pm On Jan 14
This runs is between 13-15k pounds...


I have lots of family and friends that have gone via this route

Whoever pays 65k pounds for care giving job in the UK is mad

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Uncovers Factories In Aba Where Fake Wines And Fizzy Drinks Are Produced. by kamez(m): 9:23am On Dec 21, 2023
Tetraozonaitera:
This tribe is something else. If fake shoes and wears still better. But something going into people's stomach?
The worst is fake medicine.
What baffles me most, they will still brag about being hardworking.
Hardworking killing NIGERIANS?

U guys are the reason why naira land website was taken down... Just a few minutes after the site is back, una don start the hate speech and tribalism immediately..

Seun if u like, do not find a permanent solution for the high level of hate and tribalism on this site...
Until them ban naira land permanently then you all will rest

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Phones / Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by kamez(m): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2023
Bought mine in 2006..

When I just gained admission into the university...

17yrs...

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Career / Re: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Also Do (photos) by kamez(m): 1:36pm On Nov 28, 2023
Ok... There is nothing special about a woman painting...

When we have women breaking all boundaries in IT, engineering and medicine worldwide u guys are still hyping a woman painting in 2023
Events / Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by kamez(m): 5:11am On Nov 28, 2023
She is definitely in the military..

The way she handled the recoil of that rifle that is definitely not an amateur in handling arms
Family / Re: How Will You Respond To This As A Nigerian Mother? by kamez(m): 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2023
Tell your teacher to give u f9 in that practical..

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Education / Re: NSCDC CG Orders Deployment Of Undercover Agents To Schools Nationwide. by kamez(m): 8:19am On Oct 16, 2023
Undercover and u guys are announcing it

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Family / Re: Is It Proper For Your Wife To Insist She Must Be Checking Your Phone Always? by kamez(m): 1:40pm On Jun 13, 2023
You are free to insist, but as long as u no fit beat me, I won't allow you near my phone...

Except na beat u wan beat me first
Travel / Re: Peace Mass Transit Says Bus Fares Will Not Be Increased Despite Fuel Price by kamez(m): 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2023
abhosts:
Genius capitalist move. They probably stockpiled lots of Petrol before the price hike. They would eventually raise prices after they have frustrated their competitors out of business.
..

Nothing like stockpile...there is no bus that travels from Lagos to the east or vice versa without stopping at least once to refill their fuel tank in one of the filling stations...

And it's not as if these filling stations are owned by peace mass

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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Bring? (Pix) by kamez(m): 5:01pm On May 21, 2023
solmusdesigns:
Asake, Tiwa savage and kiss Daniel


,,😁
Politics / Re: Hudu-Yunusa Ari, Adamawa INEC REC Released On Bail by kamez(m): 5:02pm On May 05, 2023
That's it..

This case is done and dusted as expected.....
He got orders from the very top, and he will definitely be protected by those at the Top

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Politics / Re: Who Else Is Suffering This Light Issues? by kamez(m): 4:52pm On May 05, 2023
taylor88:
Thank God say na general wahala I was thinking it was just Amuwo Odofin Okota and FESTAC

E reach everybody

Praise Master Jesus

At least 18 hours light in my area in ikeja everyday...

As for weekends, they no dey take light from Friday night till Monday morning...

That's how it has been for many months now...

Sorry oo e no reach everybody as u been think

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Properties / Re: Lady Laments As Flood Takes Over Her Street Where She Pays N4 Million A Year As by kamez(m): 10:26am On Apr 29, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
When was this.... Because I dey the Orchid road 2 days ago

This was yesterday, it rained heavily in almost every part of Lagos yesterday...even some areas in ikeja where I live which is supposed to be on the mainland was flooded

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Sports / Re: IGP Commends Juliet Ukah, Woman Police Fighter. by kamez(m): 8:30am On Apr 29, 2023
Fighting any Nigerian this period is just a death wish...


Everybody dey vex, the higher the vex, the more beating you go recieve...avoid Nigerian fighters for now

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Events / Re: Overjoyed Groomsman Steals Show At Wedding (video) by kamez(m): 3:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
The only thing I can hear in that song is

Iyana ipaja

Iyana ipaja
Car Talk / Re: Do You Still Remember This Old School Volkswagen? by kamez(m): 9:55pm On Apr 19, 2023
Na tortoise car we de call am that year...

My dad had the white colour...

This car tight like cage...no space

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Business / Re: How Many People Remember This Advert Way Back In The 90’s by kamez(m): 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2023
I dey tell u, 7up e do good oo, if u drink am you go win Daewoo racer ooo

Biskoko na wetin dey happen

Papiluwe: na 7up... 22!!. 22 Daewoo racer for this harmattan, na him 7up dey dash people

Just collect 7up, crush crown cover, take am spell
D and E with woo woo Daewoo...

Ma lo motor pee ma lo Daewoo pi pi pi...

Omo I was less than 6yrs old oo...but I remember every word of that advert...

My papa spell tire🤣🤣..

We dey Waka round the entire FESTAC TOWN dey pick 7up and CRUSH bottle corks for my dad to spell...

But you see that letter D, na there the scam Dey..u will never see letter D

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Religion / Re: Clergywoman Lands A Slap On A Lady’s Backside For Shaking It In Church (Video) by kamez(m): 11:00am On Apr 02, 2023
In diamond okpechi's voice

" Umuazi Ishmael".. Umu okpoho!!
Crime / Re: Share Your Experience About Being In A Cell Or Prison by kamez(m): 5:59pm On Apr 01, 2023
I dey come
Celebrities / Re: Portable Admits To Beating Manny Monie Who Reported Him To Police by kamez(m): 3:23pm On Mar 30, 2023
But the same portable wrote a petition to the same Nigerian police when he and his sister were assaulted abi?

Same police that he was screaming and resisting arrest because now he is the victim

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Romance / Re: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by kamez(m): 2:25pm On Mar 30, 2023
My kind of guy...

Personal hygiene is a really big deal for me...

I stay far far far away from people with poor hygiene both men and woman...
Urinate without flushing sef, and I are going to have a big problem

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Health / Re: Could There Be Something Wrong With My Lungs? by kamez(m): 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2023
brain54:
It could be signs of asthma…


I ain’t a doctor though…


But since money no be your problem… why don’t you visit the hospital for proper diagnosis?

I have serious phobia for hospitals

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