I dey tell u, 7up e do good oo, if u drink am you go win Daewoo racer ooo

Biskoko na wetin dey happen

Papiluwe: na 7up... 22!!. 22 Daewoo racer for this harmattan, na him 7up dey dash people

Just collect 7up, crush crown cover, take am spell
D and E with woo woo Daewoo...

Ma lo motor pee ma lo Daewoo pi pi pi...

Omo I was less than 6yrs old oo...but I remember every word of that advert...

My papa spell tire🤣🤣..

We dey Waka round the entire FESTAC TOWN dey pick 7up and CRUSH bottle corks for my dad to spell...

But you see that letter D, na there the scam Dey..u will never see letter D

In diamond okpechi's voice

" Umuazi Ishmael".. Umu okpoho!!

I dey come

But the same portable wrote a petition to the same Nigerian police when he and his sister were assaulted abi?

Same police that he was screaming and resisting arrest because now he is the victim

My kind of guy...

Personal hygiene is a really big deal for me...

I stay far far far away from people with poor hygiene both men and woman...
Urinate without flushing sef, and I are going to have a big problem

brain54:
It could be signs of asthma…


I ain’t a doctor though…


But since money no be your problem… why don’t you visit the hospital for proper diagnosis?

I have serious phobia for hospitals

So I got tired of staying in the east, I needed a change in environment.

I decided to come spend 6 months in Lagos all by myself as money no be my problem ( make I boast small)...

Got to Lagos 1st week of November 2022, rented a serviced apartment at ikeja for 6months.. (Im not a fan of the island and lekki them)..

After just one week, I fell sick, I thought I was going to die, I couldn't breathe, I couldn't walk for more than 30feet without stopping to catch my breath, I was always feverish no appetite.. so I went to the hospital for the 1st time in 15yrs because I hardly fall sick and alas, it was pneumonia..

Got treated and was ok in 2 weeks but since I got better I noticed so many changes ..

I used to be a perfume freak, like I had lots of designer perfumes, but it's been 4months after the pneumonia experience and I cant stand perfumes..

Once I inhale any perfume, air freshener, or cigarette smoke, I have breathing problem for the next one week until use brocholyte..this is a big problem for me now, because I can't even go out without a face mask, just one breath of cigarette smoke in a bar and I'm big trouble, or sitting in the same ride with someone wearing a perfume, and I start gasping for breath...

Could it be that the pneumonia has weakened my lungs? I'm really confused

One of the dead men is my direct cousin, I just got the news this evening and I am heart broken..

There was only one civil defence officer the other guys were security personal for one of the security companies based in pH...

The security company secures MTN mast all over the country, and they were heading towards one of the telecoms sites when they were ambushed

Reminds me of how imolites rejoiced when owelle rochas okorocha became governor...

8years later it was premium tears.

I sincerely hope Alex otti delivers. Because abians have truly suffered

Gambling might be a sin, honestly I don't really care because I don't gamble..

But if you say gambling is a sin, while forex trading isn't, then U do not have common Sense....

Same principles, different methods, all gambling...forex is and will always be a gamble..

Nothing wey u fit tell me

His expression means

Dey play.. make una just dey play

Dear youth gbuo gi there🤣🤣🤣🤣..

Na that one off me

I am from imo state, and I must tell u that any corper posted to any of this mentioned areas, is toying with his or her life..

I would never advice any friend or relative to go near these areas ..

On top of how much sef

Na u go supposed pay me to come help.u remove all this thrash .....

One word of advice, stay away from that custard can

No cash to mobilize crowd
Rivers people no gree collect old naira notes...

Same thing will happen on election day, there will be no cash to buy votes...it is no longer business as usual for this devlish government

Definitely not in Lagos...

Cos here in lagos, nobody send CBN papa.


Everyone is accepting both old and new notes

Gofwane:
No love from my company. The eediots are yet to even pay january salary. And na oil company o.

Na garri and salt I just sip since morning.

palm-oil company or groundnut oil company?

Look at the type of woman a man in his right senses proposed to..

WTF!!

ibinaboonline:
My point is this, manual transmission cars are going extinct..
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Automakers will keep making manual gearboxes for enthusiasts. Manyb modern supercars are actually manual for this reason. There's a reason Manufactures area still making manual versions of their cars to this day and they're actually more expensive than their automatic versions.

Definitely not in Nigeria..no one is interested in buying manual cars if they can afford the newer models with automatic transmission

I was 17 when I learnt how to drive with my dad's Nissan sunny (Manual transmission)

I never went to any driving school..I got my first drivers license at 19.. I drove manual cars for over 8yrs

I drive my first automatic transmission car in 2015.. and since then, I have never ever touched a manual transmission car...

I visited eket last year,and tried to drive my cousins manual Nissan car for the first time in 7 years and guess what?

I no Sabi handle manual cars again.. come and see me struggling with this car and jerking up and down on the highway...my cousin laugh tire..

My point is this, manual transmission cars are going extinct.. just learn with automatic, it's easier and faster..because last last if u no drive manual for 5-6 yrs, anytime u jam manual cars, you will still drive like a novice

aktolly54:
use your sense if you have any, why did she disappear in a second after asking the guy? She wasn't even on the queue in the first place.

Oga getat...where u there? If one person in a crowded place says someone disappeared, then everyone should believe...

Besides if no one is interested in the money, why on Earth should she still remain there? Doing what exactly?

Recieve sense

This post makes no sense ...you still have no proof that she was about to give you fake naira notes..

She might not want to tell u the main reason why she wants to give you the money for personal reasons, but u still have proof for this type of accusation...

It is people like you that will make Nigerians mob and lynch innocent people on the road side for crimes that they did not commit...

Recieve sense

habsydiamond:
See how she look sef... those senators no get eyes cos wetin dem won chop don cover their eyes

That's why she dey use kaanyamata na..

Don't let us them, don't let them, don't belet them..

Those were his first three sentences.. how come no one else is talking about it...

Ikegwuru this man

Come back and post this when you celebrate your 5yrs marriage anniversary...

Until then pls shut the fuuuuuck off...all ya celebs are bad role models when it comes to staying married...

Blessedmercy8:


Happy new year my dear.

Who told you many could not afford it.?

People really trooped in, buying full bags but I just minded my one plate.

I know this year and subsequent years will be better.

Oga for every 100 people u saw in that eatery spending more than you, there are 10000 people outside that cannot afford it.

Nothing to argue about...accept it and go and sleep

It happened to my cousin in imsu..

His own was even discovered in 400 level...

This stuff happens mostly to people who pay money to gain admission...

Most times the admission is not real, your name will be on the admission list, but na there e end

Just kukuma commit suicide instead boarding this train..

Except you and your family have lots of ransom money to spare

The olosho students are sleeping with staff to keep their studentship and you call that rape

Sammy07:


Oga forget oooo.

Many parts of Lagos dey enjoy light

Only failures like Benin Electricity distribution company dey bad.

I think Ibadan Electricity distribution company are trying .

I know this cos
Edo, Ondo dey use BEDC
oyo, Osun, Kwara dey use IBDC

ondo should move to IBDC Abeq

No mind them.ikeja dey get light die.... sometimes 22/23 hours light per day

sportskid:
Ronaldo would have delayed this interview atleast till after leaving man UTD. It's sad

Naaa he gave that interview because he wants Manchester United to be pissed off and sell him off or terminate his contract by January...

Dude knows exactly what he is doing