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Business / Re: First Bank Wins Best Mobile Banking App And Fastest Growing Retail Bank Awards by kamez(m): 12:21pm On Jan 28, 2020
Mymynd4u:
I get 1000 naira for my account since my atm expire in 2013... Instead make interest dey enter my account, na deduction everytime.


I get like 700 sumtin now sha.. Hwo I wish I can stil withdraw my 700 but my account is dormant

Even their door na useless thing. Other banks open door when u press a button but for them, if u never chop, just call d security to open it for u coz only u no fit except u chop well


I'm sure if they are giving award for worst bank door, firstbank will still collect number 1 grin

my brother that their door eeh!! pull it wrongly, and it can dislocate ur shoulder.
Sports / Re: Has Ndidi Outperformed Kante At Leicester City? - BBC Sport by kamez(m): 11:53am On Jan 28, 2020
he will only outperform kante when he wins the EPL...

every leicester player that won the 2015- 2016 EPL has his name carved in Gold at the club, and their names will be remembered for generations to come..

so except ndidi wins something at leicester, or manages to play 600 games for them, no one will be replacing the legend ngolo kante with ndidi any time soon


but kudos to him..the bobo na solid rock for midfield

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Family / Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by kamez(m): 11:52am On Jan 28, 2020
Petyprincess:
I dnt know why successful people visit their hometown for what exactly? To show off?
You will see all these abroad returnees visiting village nd i be wondering for what exactly?
My mum never allowed her children to visit her hometown even when my grandpa died nd i was mad that i never knew my grandpa b4 his death nd she explained to me the reason behind it nd gave me examples of some that visited their hometown nd are regretting till nw!! When you hear stories about village people you will fear them honestly!!

i agree with u to an extent, but i can tell u that not all villages indulge in such...from experience, its more rampant in very under developed villages where u still have lots of shrines, herbalist, and frustrated and depressed elderly people....

im from imo state and if u come to my villa during xmas u will marvel...people return from all parts of this country and beyond with different cars, people sit at local spots, eat and drink together without fear..build their houses and sleep peacefully in it, and return back to their base after the new year..

i dont think there is a single shrine or herbalist existing anywhere in my villa..nobody get that time.

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Celebrities / Re: Andrew Dunbar Dies On Christmas Eve by kamez(m): 9:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
Kylekent59:



Intelligence is not about going to school, knowing how to read and write, being a graduate, or even coming to social media to show you have the basis of education.

Intelligence is about reasoning, thinking, ideas. What can you reason or what idea can you give in other to make the society a better place.



Now, read your post and tell me if you are intelligent or an educated illiterate?







RIP

It is always good to live a good life since no one knows his/her time. Be free minded and lovable.

Enjoy the best time you have on earth, make people around you happy.

over sabi...see u disgracing urself...with all knowledge and intelligence u claim to have, u cannot read and understand simple sarcasm...shame on u and the money wasted on ur education

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Travel / Re: Total Number Of Foreigners In South Africa As At 2017- United Nations by kamez(m): 9:08am On Sep 09, 2019
South Africans are mad.... with the way they rant about Nigerians stealing their jobs and women, u will think they have over 3million Nigerians living in South Africa....


only 27k Nigerians causing u guys so much nightmare...

ndi ara.....looking for whom to blame for their laziness and inability to hustle

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by kamez(m): 11:11pm On Sep 06, 2019
this one will be shaking table wey heavy pass am.... Shebi when the table fall scatter ur leg............. just don't accuse the innocent people in ur village

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shows Sexy Dance Moves, Fans Go Gaga (Photos) by kamez(m): 11:09pm On Sep 06, 2019
if I hear say I waste mb watch this video.....

Who her nyash epp?
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Visa Agents Jailed For Defrauding US Consulate Of N50m by kamez(m): 11:00pm On Sep 06, 2019
if it was any other consulate, I for begin shout AFONJA. but as far as Na US consulate them defraud, I give them 3 Gboza!!!!


American embassy has been defrauding Nigerians for decades..

they will collect visa fees from 1million Nigerians and issue visa to only 60 of them...

which scam pass that one

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Crime / Re: Lady Attacked By Anti-Xenophobic Protesters In Lagos (Photos) by kamez(m): 11:48am On Sep 05, 2019
some depressed and frustrated Nigerians will use as an opportunity to release all their madness

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Eze Chikamnayo Along Enugu Portharcourt Express Road by kamez(m): 8:18pm On Aug 05, 2019
from the pictures, it's obvious that their plan was to kidnap him and not to kill him.. they shot mostly below the car and not at the windshield ..their plan was to scare him , and slow him down and make him stop the car so as to kidnap him.....

buhari has destroyed Nigeria!!! Fulani herdsmen now have the audacity to become kidnappers...

Biko kedu ndi visa agent di Na nairaland? a'chorom igba oso ga Cambodia.... this country Don tire me

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Business / Re: N3.6 Billion Debt: AMCON Takes Over Bao Yao Firms In Abuja & Calabar by kamez(m): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2019
Oni gbese dem
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Husband, Prince Odi-Okojie In Matching Outfit [photo] by kamez(m): 2:46pm On Jun 23, 2019
forget about relationship books, tips and so called vloggers.. A good woman is a good woman, despite money, fame, career etc, a good woman will know how to keep a balance so it doesn't affect her home and family negatively....

home keeping is a natural trait, u either have it inbuilt in you, or u don't have it..no amount of relationship advice will or tips can change it...

I respect this lady and omotola a lot.... and whenever I see the way they strive to balance fame and family successfully ..

people like toke makinwa and their endtime relationship tips, are the reasons why marriages are crashing

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Celebrities / Re: Officialspec Vows To Beat Angela Okorie If He Meets Her In Festac by kamez(m): 7:00pm On Jun 19, 2019
this one just woke up this morning and decided to disgrace himself, family and his entire village people on social media....

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Business / Re: Badagry Market Where Dried Snakes Are Sold by kamez(m): 9:26am On Jun 19, 2019
I have eaten snake pepper soup twice (cobra meat)
seriously it's like a combination of chicken and cat -fish...

it's been over 15 yrs though... was still a teenager then....
Health / Re: NAFDAC Announces Plan To Further Regulate Sniper "Suicide" by kamez(m): 1:29pm On Jun 16, 2019
instead of talking about improving the plight of Nigerians, so as to fight and reduce the number of people suffering from depression, these ones are talking about making suicide container harder to open...

who swear for Nigeria...

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Sports / Re: "It's Time For A New Challenge Somewhere Else" - Paul Pogba, Fans React (Photos) by kamez(m): 1:26pm On Jun 16, 2019
gather here if u believe that MAN U would finish in 7th position next season

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Politics / Re: Kano Zoo N6.8m: We Will Not Hesitate To Arrest Gorilla If… – Police by kamez(m): 1:19pm On Jun 16, 2019
naija is a joke I swear

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Reacts To Riding On A Motorcycle And Trying To Hide, Blasts 'Haters' by kamez(m): 11:37am On Jun 16, 2019
the moment I saw these words "Flying bike" I stopped reading
Family / Re: What Is The One Thing Guests Usually Do At Your Place You Do Not Like? by kamez(m): 5:51pm On Jun 15, 2019
walking into my sitting room with Sandy shoes... lying down and putting ur nonsense legs on my couch.....


na vex I go just dey vex till u go...

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Politics / Re: Ten Lessons From President Buhari’s Democracy Day Speech by kamez(m): 11:15pm On Jun 13, 2019
Nonsense.....



speech that was written by someone else and filled someone else's ideas.....



a president that believes that he became a president in the month of March.......


Oloodo

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Crime / Re: EFCC docks old woman for visa fraud (photo) by kamez(m): 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
see her face.... some people sef are just senseless...

how can u pay 2mill for Canadian visa to someone this this type of face.....

this face wey Naija sun Don panel beat tire....


this face cannot even give u Rwandan visa

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Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Reacts To Defection Of Iheanacho Ihim, His Running Mate by kamez(m): 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2019
IkemChris:
Iheancho Ihim was minding his own business oooo in the legislature na this man called rochas just scattered his ambition. Mtchew

Acho ihim is a big fool... dude would have focused on re-election into state house of assembly... or even federal house of reps....

but he foolishly followed Rochas on a wild goose chase..

now he is dead politically for the next 4yrs at least...
Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Reacts To Defection Of Iheanacho Ihim, His Running Mate by kamez(m): 9:26pm On Jun 13, 2019
Mr Stolen mandate....this retard cannot make a single sentence without talking about his non existent stolen mandate...



GOD knows that I ve been using one eye to look for this guy all over owerri since May 29th....



cos I save one correct slap for am since last year..him must collect that slap anywhere I catch am for O-town


Anuohia!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Accuses Halima Abubakar Of Sleeping With Her Friend’s Husband by kamez(m): 8:32pm On Jun 13, 2019
the sophia she is talking about is tchidi chikere's ex wife....

in order words Tchidi chiikere Don shine halima abubakar Congo tire!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: A Kenyan Wants To Kill Paul Okoye. He Replies by kamez(m): 5:49pm On Jun 11, 2019
Lol... ndi Ara everywhere.... ..left right and center
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Angry As Bernardo Silva Wins Nations League Best Player - Fans Claim by kamez(m): 3:53pm On Jun 10, 2019
I don't think Ronaldo ever expected to win the player of the tournament considering the fact that he only played in the semi's and final...


make una free the guy

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Health / Re: Some Labs Are Giving False HIV Results In Lagos - Doctor Olufunmilayo by kamez(m): 12:00am On Jun 08, 2019
the genotype issue is more rampant.... different labs will just be giving u different genotype results, as if u are an alien....


my elder sis got married to her AS husband because lab results told her that she is AA... 8 yrs later they have 3kids and one of them turned out to be SS... she had to go for another genotype test only to discover that she has been AS all this while...

now an innocent child has been brought into this world to suffer.... this country tire me

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek Blasts Soundcity For Saying His Music Videos Are Not good Enough by kamez(m): 10:49pm On Jun 07, 2019
Xcelinteriors:

Lagos sir but we do nationwide delivery. Thank you


OK I'm in owerri... will. add u on whatsapp and we chat more.... it's almost impossible to get original blinds in owerri.. will chat up tomorrow
Crime / Re: Suspected Killer Of A Man Apprehended & Tied With Rope By Vigilante In Enugu(pix by kamez(m): 10:36pm On Jun 07, 2019
whenever I see criminals tied like this eeeh (hands tied tightly behind their backs) I remember 2005 two weeks before my WAEC exams when I still dey form bad boy.....

got arrested with some of my friends..na so them tie us like this and kept us inside the cell for 24 hours... by the time they Untied me, I couldn't feel both hands again..... (imagine ur hands tied like this for 24hrs) believe me, this thing pain die!!!!...


by the time I left the cell, I had given my life to Jesus... I swear i abandoned bad boyhood from that day forever

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek Blasts Soundcity For Saying His Music Videos Are Not good Enough by kamez(m): 10:33pm On Jun 07, 2019
Xcelinteriors:
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Crime / Re: Robber Trying To Rob A Priest In Owerri Shot Dead (Disturbing Photos) by kamez(m): 10:30pm On Jun 07, 2019
LMAO..... that gun looks like a catapult.......
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend With An Iphone XS Max And Airpods by kamez(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2019
get ur facts straight...i know the guy and he has been a friend since secondary school.....



he didn't propose with an iPhone... the iPhone and other gadgets was her birthday gift... cos he proposed to her on her birthday....

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