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Politics / Re: 196 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 1728. 306 discharged. 51 deaths by kamez(m): 1:15am On Apr 30, 2020
Said it before and im saying it again, ending the lockdown is a bad idea.....

for those who can afford to stay at home, i ll advice u to do so...

For those who cant help but go out to hustle, i wish u luck..

For those of u attacking people like us for insisting that the lockdown should continue, this should be a wake up call to double ur hustle in life....if u have been working for over 3yrs and u still dont have enough savings in ur account to keep u and ur family under lockdown for at least 3months, then my advice to u is that when all this corona virus issue is over, pls re-evaluate and re-plan ur life..... work harder and smarter...

shalom

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo And Video Of The Snake I Killed Today by kamez(m): 10:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
i commot cap for you snake killers....i'd rather battle it out with a lion than dare to kill a snake....

anywhere i hear the word SNAKE!! i don run reach junction without seeing the snake sef...

any babe calling me to come and help her kill snake in on a serious long thing!! better to call ur better call ur 90 year old grand mother because she has a higher probabilty to kill the snake than me
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by kamez(m): 10:21pm On Apr 28, 2020
stay away from broke girls...that has always been my rule since after graduation...i dont date students, i dont date broke girls, and i dont date jobless girls...same way women like rich, tall and handsome, thats the way me sef like beauty, brains and self dependence..

broke girls are leeches, and see relationships and marriage as a means to lift themselves out of poverty....
u see them feeling so entitled, expecting things from we guys that their fathers can never afford to give them in a hundred lifetimes...

bros thank ur stars because even if she deciedes to date u as a tailor, u go spend on top her and her family so tey na u go japa!!...


when a girls hustles and makes legit money for herself, she understands how difficult it is to make money and she learns to respect and appreciate guys with legit hustles because e no easy...together u both can plan together and grow together...




even with a billion naira in my account, i will never marry a broke ass jobless babe, who will sit, cross her legs and wait for manna from heaven.....

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Politics / Re: MURIC Says Kano Deaths Suggest Plot To Depopulate Muslims by kamez(m): 1:17pm On Apr 28, 2020
proverbs 17:28 even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise. when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent....



if only some people know how foolish and ridiculous they sound everytime they speak or react to issues, they would embrace silence

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Praying On The Mountain For Coronavirus To End (Video) by kamez(m): 12:47pm On Apr 28, 2020
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oga face ur corona lockdown depression.. he who speaks with so much anger and venom is not even qualified to speak about spiritual issues.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Praying On The Mountain For Coronavirus To End (Video) by kamez(m): 11:21am On Apr 28, 2020
lol..was expecting to see him on top mount everest....

this one no be mountain...


just imagine the number of pastors all over the world collecting tithes and offering all these years..not even one of them can cure just one patient with the virus...

this should be an eye opener to all christians..compare the prophets of old, to the private jets prophets of today... Be wise!!

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Health / Re: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by kamez(m): 8:56am On Apr 28, 2020
mark my words , nigerians will regret ever asking this government to lift this lockdown....watch lagos suffer the same fate as newyork in the next few weeks...

by the time y'all realise ur mistakes, na una go deciede by unaself to sit at home....

as for me, the lock down continues..better safe than sorry..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Claims Disinfectant ‘Injection’ Idea Was Sarcasm, After Receiving Backlash by kamez(m): 9:37am On Apr 25, 2020
and some yeye nairalanders were swearing with their left butt yesterday that he never said anything like that..and they blamed the democrats...

nigerians are crazy sha....verified news agencies like aljazeera, skynews and bbcnews talked about this issue on tv and their websites yesterday, but some fools here on nairaland debunked it and were spilling thrash..

now trump himself has admitted that he said it but didnt really mean it..

iranu

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by kamez(m): 4:44pm On Apr 24, 2020
y'all should call a spade a spade...the naija guy is a fool nd immature..

how do u go from a nice and gentle man, to a complete di**ck and ass**hole just like that...why not slide out of her DM the same way u slided in if distance and flight ticket is an issue for him instead of causin so much drama..


dude is a Punk*ass... period!!
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by kamez(m): 8:54pm On Apr 23, 2020
oyejideogunjumo:
Scammers play on peoples inteligence and gulibility. Imagine 8 pairs of shoes for 30k not even up to 4k per pair. If there is profit so much on shoe selling or any other business for that matter every One will be riding jeep. If you are content it wont be easy to be scammed. Contentment does not mean you should not struggle to make it but it will teach you not to rush

bro its 100 percent possible, my elder sis orders shoes, slippers, and hand bags online from china at a far more cheaper rate...she has been into the business for over 4yrs ...the dude just failed to do thorough research before investing.....he did biz with a scammer..


for ur info some of the so called designer shoes u buy in boutiques are bought for less than 6k in dubai and china..and sold from 15k and above

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Health / Re: Jonathan Adewunmi Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In USA by kamez(m): 3:00am On Apr 23, 2020
camsyross:




Maybe the wife's name is Amarachi. (God's love)
AMARACHI is "God's Grace"

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls From Rich Homes More Appreciative? by kamez(m): 3:52pm On Apr 18, 2020
i disagree totally... ladies from rich homes are ass**holes (at least from the few that i have dated)...


broke girls are liabilities and always feel entitled..always on the lookout for that heaven sent guy to lift her and her entire family out of poverty....

after all my dating experiences thus far, i have come to the conclusion that the best type of babes to date are the ones who work and hustle for their own money...

these are the real wife material...not some daddy's girl hiding behind her fathers wealth

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by kamez(m): 2:37pm On Apr 18, 2020
i have a cousin that can release fart anytime he wants..dude is crazy for real, he will threaten u with fart and he will carry out the threat...his wife is actually tired of complaining..

now to my own weirdness

1: i ve been driving since 2008, and till date, i dont know how to drive with both hands..i only drive with my left hand...i can drive from owerri to lagos without touching the steering with both hands...once i try driving with my two hands, i get really uncomfortable with handling and i feel like a learner..

2.. never had a warm or hot bath since i was 10yrs old. (over 20yrs now).. no matter the Weather i take my bath with cold water

3 whenever im anxious, or angry i walk back and forth the entire house like a confused lunatic..everyone close to me knows this...i could walk back and forth in the bedroom 100times in just 5minutes until i clear my head

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Health / Re: 19 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 362. 99 Discharged. 11 Deaths by kamez(m): 10:25pm On Apr 14, 2020
Garrieveryday:
And it keeps increasing. If the figure keeps increasing by the day, it means the essence of lockdown has been defeated.

I totally disagree..the reason why the figures is increasing in tens, is because of the lockdown. Otherwise we would be having hundreds of daily cases by now..

Its better to keep having 10-20 cases per day until there is a downward trend. ..And some few dischages too(at least the isolation centers wont be over stressed...) instead of ending the lock down and then we have 50k infected persons at the same time..and then we start harvesting corpses like america spain and italy..our health system cant even handle it

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Foreign Affairs / Re: A Lost Purse From 1957 Found Inside Ohio School Wall 63 Years Later (Photos) by kamez(m): 9:17am On Feb 18, 2020
trust me that purse no lost....how purse take find itself inside that kain hole....

im certain that one of her hater friends stole the purse and hid it there just to punish her
Romance / Re: 14 Valentine Present Ideas For Introverts by kamez(m): 5:35pm On Feb 09, 2020
life plants and pets for nigerian introverts?? una go just dey copy and paste orishirishi....


this article is for those living outside naija
Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by kamez(m): 4:19pm On Feb 09, 2020
where are u based? send me a Dm.. i will have to investigate and confirm a thing or two before i can help...too many scammers on NL.

i have a 2006 corolla that i am not using, i might be willing to transfer full ownership to u for free ..u could use it for transport business, or u can sell it and use the money to start up a business..

but like i said i will have to investigate first..

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NYSC / Re: Muhammad Musa And Hauwa Bagudu: 2 Corpers Wed In Kano (Photos) by kamez(m): 8:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
singing " when corper marry corper dem go born mumu.....

choi nysc camp nowa gbam tai rivers state june 2012...

no be today musa don stay for gate
Politics / Re: PDP Declares 7-day Prayers, Fasting To Restore Ihedioha’s Mandate by kamez(m): 6:15pm On Feb 08, 2020
who did we offend in imo state?... oh my dear imo state!!!


now that mr iberiberism is gone, i thought liberation has finally come...but alas, political Clowns still full my dear imo state...

fasting ko, hunger strike ni

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Sex With A Precious, Prostitute From Akwa Ibom (Video) by kamez(m): 4:05pm On Feb 08, 2020
my only anger is the ugly babe that sent him to his grave...


dude if u are gonna spend ur money on a prostitute, at least fine olosho wey make sense...

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Romance / Re: Wife Runs Away With A Man She Claimed Raped Her Five Years Ago by kamez(m): 3:37pm On Feb 08, 2020
guys will never learn...never ever ever ever force a woman to love u,


marry a woman that u are 100percent sure is crazy about u...

some will use money to cajole girls to leave the boyfriends who they truly love,

las las , na u go loose out

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Akpotha Twerks In A Benin Queen Attire On Set, Gets Blasted by kamez(m): 12:30pm On Feb 08, 2020
nigerians and misplaced priorities..ever seen a tom and jerry cartoon that ends with "Thats All Folks".. una too serious for this country....
Celebrities / Re: Share An Encounter You Had With A Celebrity by kamez(m): 12:12am On Feb 08, 2020
i met nkem owoh and stella damascus at the MM airport few yrs back, they were both travelling to PH.. they were both humble and i even took pictures with the both of them..

met ufuoma mcdermott at the DSTV office in VI, the queue that day was crazy and no one was interested in giving her preferential treatment.... i ve met Tuface one on one in owerri,

i grew up in festac, the entire movie LIVING IN BONDAGE was shot very close to my house in festac and we use to go watch the actors do their thing.

ramsey nouah and pat attah came to my street in festac to see a babe, they almost got mobbed that day...

saw yul edochie here in owerri last week, we shook hands..

still met other celebs, but i don tire to type

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Sports / Re: Man Utd Cut Down Pogba's Asking Price In Order To Offload Him by kamez(m): 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2020
when i saw cut price, i thought it was around 48million...150mill for pogba? yeye dey smell.

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Business / Re: First Bank Wins Best Mobile Banking App And Fastest Growing Retail Bank Awards by kamez(m): 12:21pm On Jan 28, 2020
Mymynd4u:
I get 1000 naira for my account since my atm expire in 2013... Instead make interest dey enter my account, na deduction everytime.


I get like 700 sumtin now sha.. Hwo I wish I can stil withdraw my 700 but my account is dormant

Even their door na useless thing. Other banks open door when u press a button but for them, if u never chop, just call d security to open it for u coz only u no fit except u chop well


I'm sure if they are giving award for worst bank door, firstbank will still collect number 1 grin

my brother that their door eeh!! pull it wrongly, and it can dislocate ur shoulder.
Sports / Re: Has Ndidi Outperformed Kante At Leicester City? - BBC Sport by kamez(m): 11:53am On Jan 28, 2020
he will only outperform kante when he wins the EPL...

every leicester player that won the 2015- 2016 EPL has his name carved in Gold at the club, and their names will be remembered for generations to come..

so except ndidi wins something at leicester, or manages to play 600 games for them, no one will be replacing the legend ngolo kante with ndidi any time soon


but kudos to him..the bobo na solid rock for midfield

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Family / Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by kamez(m): 11:52am On Jan 28, 2020
Petyprincess:
I dnt know why successful people visit their hometown for what exactly? To show off?
You will see all these abroad returnees visiting village nd i be wondering for what exactly?
My mum never allowed her children to visit her hometown even when my grandpa died nd i was mad that i never knew my grandpa b4 his death nd she explained to me the reason behind it nd gave me examples of some that visited their hometown nd are regretting till nw!! When you hear stories about village people you will fear them honestly!!

i agree with u to an extent, but i can tell u that not all villages indulge in such...from experience, its more rampant in very under developed villages where u still have lots of shrines, herbalist, and frustrated and depressed elderly people....

im from imo state and if u come to my villa during xmas u will marvel...people return from all parts of this country and beyond with different cars, people sit at local spots, eat and drink together without fear..build their houses and sleep peacefully in it, and return back to their base after the new year..

i dont think there is a single shrine or herbalist existing anywhere in my villa..nobody get that time.

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Celebrities / Re: Andrew Dunbar Dies On Christmas Eve by kamez(m): 9:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
Kylekent59:



Intelligence is not about going to school, knowing how to read and write, being a graduate, or even coming to social media to show you have the basis of education.

Intelligence is about reasoning, thinking, ideas. What can you reason or what idea can you give in other to make the society a better place.



Now, read your post and tell me if you are intelligent or an educated illiterate?







RIP

It is always good to live a good life since no one knows his/her time. Be free minded and lovable.

Enjoy the best time you have on earth, make people around you happy.

over sabi...see u disgracing urself...with all knowledge and intelligence u claim to have, u cannot read and understand simple sarcasm...shame on u and the money wasted on ur education

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Travel / Re: Total Number Of Foreigners In South Africa As At 2017- United Nations by kamez(m): 9:08am On Sep 09, 2019
South Africans are mad.... with the way they rant about Nigerians stealing their jobs and women, u will think they have over 3million Nigerians living in South Africa....


only 27k Nigerians causing u guys so much nightmare...

ndi ara.....looking for whom to blame for their laziness and inability to hustle

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by kamez(m): 11:11pm On Sep 06, 2019
this one will be shaking table wey heavy pass am.... Shebi when the table fall scatter ur leg............. just don't accuse the innocent people in ur village

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shows Sexy Dance Moves, Fans Go Gaga (Photos) by kamez(m): 11:09pm On Sep 06, 2019
if I hear say I waste mb watch this video.....

Who her nyash epp?

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