14yrs of driving, currently own 3 cars, and somehow I am just coming across the word catalytic converter!!!

So I thought to myself, How is this even possible.......I had to run to Google..

And realized that it's because I have never had issues with my exhaust in any of my cars..

A fool and his money are soon parted..

Emphasis on the word FOOL..

All those saying that it is because the money was not laboured for, are just talking out of ignorance..

I know lots of people that have come across free money, and they made very good use of it...

Person wey no get sense no just get sense...it's that simple

Average of 600k per week.....

And yes I make that money right from the comfort of my house..

And it's legit...very very very legit

80kg...


As I no come get partner currently nko?

At 34yrs, I'm fit, flat tummy, 5packs....(as e no reach 6)

no partner( past and future)
Can complain

Qpid5:
You don't know what's going on.. over 70m lines have been blocked. They don block his line, no two ways about that..
Link una NIN una no gree.. when them tell you say Nigeria is not for you, you didn't realize it

Don't mind them they were all forming king-kong on Nairaland...they all swore not to register for NIN..

Funniest part is that most of those that were spear heading and decieving others not to register here on Nairaland, have all registered had linked their sim cards long ago

Team Jerry....


Though na him dey always find trouble, I still supported him because he was smarter.....

Tom is just a big fool...

No sense

I was at D'angels in owerri with my now ex girlfriend sometime last year...
D'angels is owned by cubana chief priest wife...

My ex is a journalist in one of the radio stations in owerri..as we sat at the VIP lounge enjoying our nkwobi, my eyes were glued to the Tv because my club Chelsea were playing that Saturday...

Suddenly my ex as a sharp journalist wey she be, gave me a nudge and whispered to me to look up..lo and behold, cubana chief priest younger brother was exchanging a small pack of cocaine for dollars....like the younger brother sells cocaine right in that lounge..

The dude no even fear our presence...that's the day I knew that there was definitely something fishy about cubanas wealth. There is no way his younger bro was selling cocaine at his wife's lounge without his knowledge

We know that their plan is to vanish into Poland as soon as their leg touch Ukraine

Except una get evidence say u his guy don kill human being for money rituals....


If not, then make una free the guy to practice and religion he likes pls...

Dude dey answer sure Money, but he lives in a self contained apartment...

Audio SURE MONEY

We all know that he is still the owner

Dear president Vladimir Putin, na play we dey play oooo.

No take am serious abeg

Whosoever is having unprotected sex, and is scared of getting a woman pregnant, is a mad person

U do realize that u are jumping into conclusions..

Based on ur story, the man could be anybody,

Warnings about Russia invading Ukraine has been going on for several weeks.. u guys had lots of time to leave that country, at least for the time being..

many countries advised their citizens to leave Ukraine and most of these warnings were adhered to...

But trust Nigerians and dying minute rush...same 11th hour mentality we use during, Sim registration, bvn registration, even NIN registration...


My advice to u guys is to join the Ukrainian Army

Both teams dey jones this season..

Could go either way..but I'm rooting for a draw

According to Google, dolphin meat has very high mecury content and may pose a danger to humans when consumed..

But of course these my brother's no send

Vinnie2000:
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

Ooh shut the fu*ck up please....Nigerians and hypocrisy..people like u masturbate 4times a day and come to this faceless forum and act all holier than thou...

Masturbation can be an addiction. Lots of people battle with it, and actually do need help...it has nothing to do with been jobless or eating from Mama's pot..

Go online and u will see powerful men and women, career men and women caught on camera masturbating..are u busier than those people?..

Or were so foolish that u didn't read the part were he said he was doing it in his SHOP!!

Open ur mouth waaah!! And be vomiting rubbish..if we investigate u now, we might just discover that u are actually the jobless one here...

Pretending to be all busy but u have time to visit Nairaland and post comments...that shows that u have enough time to maturbate too....

Olori bu!!

I have 6 bedrooms and 2 sitting rooms, lots of space, but no one is allowed to overstay..

I love my privacy..I have just a few friends and they know my rules...


Rule 1- max stay is 1 week..u must go, but feel free to come back after a while...

Rule 2..make I no see any babe for my house during ur stay...

Back in my uni days, a friend of a friend begged to stay one week in my room and ended up staying for 8 months...the worst part is that his babe spends all weekends in my room using my gas, tv, and eating my food..

And they will still have the guts to be knacking each other on top my head in the midnight..

dynicks:
Nice....

But Nna eh!!...wetin this man dey use all those phones do?.....How does he even feel carrying them all at the same time?

If I talk wetin dey my mind now, some people would ask me if av got proof..

Na him PA dey carry all the phone...any one wey ring, him go hand am over to oga..

The only information that I am interested in after reading this news, is to know if this kyari is related to the cocaine drug Baron, fashion designer, and yahoo yohoo super cop

Does anyone have this info?

U guys should wake me up when Russia deciedes to attack for real


This whole Russia- Ukraine issue just feels like a Lagos conductor that will keep shouting aaaah , aaaah, aah emi? Aaah..then he will take off, his shirt remove trouser and continue shouting aaaah aaaah aaaah and finally him no go fight until passer-bys intervene and settle the matter...

It's boring

It's truly the turn of the igbos...


But with the way rochas messed up my beloved state Imo state for 8yrs, looting , looting, China roads, paying civil servants half salaries, pensioners see shege!!

Converted state lands and property for personal use, and shared amongst his family members.

Owelle will finish Nigeria if he becomes president...let another igbo politician that has been proven and trusted take the mantle for igbo presidency.

Owelle is a clueless maaaaad man!! He won't even win his local govt...

If I hear say I vote for okorohausa

Lol

Broveens42:


That's the fact.
As for a case, they got none on kanu !

Yes..if this was a open and shut case with so much evidence to indict him as they claim, this case should have been done and dusted by now.... imagine they are still arguing about him wearing isi agu clothes to court, after how many months??

Ndi efulefu

erniok:
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How was I rude, you said I didn't get and I said,no,you didn't get it. How else was I rude even in my write up. Don't get all emotional when your wrong is pointed out.

I said u don't get it...

U said I DONT KNOW JACK, .

If that's not a rude statement, try and use it try and use it as a formal sentence when making ur arguments in public...goodluck

erniok:
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How was I rude, you said I didn't get and I said,no,you didn't get it. How else was I rude even in my write up. Don't get all emotional when your wrong is pointed out.

I said u don't get it..


U said I DONT KNOW JACK, .

Of that's not a rude statement, try and use it try and use it as a formal sentence when making ur arguments in public...goodluck

The plan is to keep adjoining this case until buhari leaves office...

Then the next president can decide what to do with MNK

erniok:

You are the one who obviously don't know jack. No sister agency exposes informants. The best they can do in this situation is take direct control of the informant. Because Abba said they asked for 50% may not be the actual truth. Same Abba that wanted to help the NDLEA agent sell 5kg of the drug and substitute it with dummy. Abba is a crook and very greedy. Greedy people tell lots of lies in my experience

The problem with most nairalanders is that most of u have attitude issues...everything na fight, even to make a point it must be don't with rudeness and insult....Bros me and u no dey fight, I made my point in a very polite way, u should have made urs same way too..

Imagine u trying to have this same conversation face to face in front of people..family friends, acquaintances, I'm sure u would made ur point in a more polite and matured, but of country this is Nairaland!! Everyone here is angry and bitter

erniok:
See as NDLEA exposed the informants. Every agency tries to protect their informants, FBI goes as far as surgeries and other witness protection contingencies but Nigeria will throw you directly under the bus.

..

U don't get it do u? NDLEA has no business with the informant...the informant works with ABA kyari and is also a criminal... hope u read the part where ABA kyari said the informant was insisting on 50 percent from the proceeds of the siezed drugs...NDLEA has no business protecting him...the informant betrayed his boss for money...now his boss will definitely track him and cut off his di#k..

Who else observed that the babe regretted as soon as she saw the car?


She didnt know if she was going front or going back to meet the guy, her face was like "VILLAGE PEOPLE WHY!!!!

I don't have any advice to give u, I don't give relationship advice...

But this same thing happened to me last year..in my own case, I drove down to her office, told her to meet me outside in my car for a surprise.. she came out, I collected the iPhone 11pro max that I bought for her, opened the booth of my car, brought out my car Jack and used it to break the phone to pieces... Then I left the broken phone on the ground and drove off... It's almost 7months of her begging and begging, to no avail..all her friends have called to beg, all her family members have called to beg, but the thing is, once my mind is made up, nothing can change it...

You don't fu**king disrespect me in that manner when I can beat my chest and confirm that I take care of ur every single need

despite all the craze wey dey my head, anywhere I see a police or army officer with a gun, I always humble myself and try to be as respectful and peaceful as possible...

Once I get pulled over at any checkpoint, na so I respectfully come down from my car and be answering yes sir!! Yes sir!!

Once police man say "oga yellow u go drop something for us make we take hold body" na so I dey open wallet dey give them the something to hold body....

And the reason is that police and army officers wey normal for this country, no reach 50.....

I can't come and kee myself by myself