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xynerise: Why is everyone adding my name to the funniest NL? . I was expecting Mr sexy or smart.

Mr sexy? You're married joor plus no one wants to get into a bytch fight with mrs xynerise.

It happens. As the population grew so did the gene pool but once in a while the same random mixing may occur.



I recently met some people who have been telling me I look so much like a friend of theirs, same personaility et all. I saw her pictures but was not convinced so I asked my family members and friends and they said we really do. I still don't see it but I guess when we meet I'll see it.

The guy got inspired by the movie.

donofdons: Hear me oh mankind .Verily i say unto you, On the 666 or 6666 or 66666 or 666666 or 6666666 night of exhumation, the children of lucifer the bright star shall rise with great powers and the the sons of men shall be attacked enmasse with powers never seen since the time of nimrod.....the queen of the coast shall attack with all the powers...baphomet the goat headed demon together with beelzebul the damned one,shall rise from the dark pits where he lies whispering into the heart of mankind and flooding the children of men with terror. One that day, man will understand the greatness of his lord and on the 12th day, the reign of light would be over and mankind will for ever be in chains untill the second coming of the son of man. This is my revolation to you all. Prepare for the lesser desent of the first horseman from the bible on the 21st december. He would unlease disease but the world would not end yet

This is scary yo. Please, I have a lot of things I have to do. I need to enjoy life and it's luxuries before any of these. So, biko, tell your god to wait.

Lool, oh I just noticed number 12.

Because when you have friends, you want them to have whatever you're having.

Because they want you to also get your punny sweetened.

Sagamite: Whoo! Really?

Okay, so women are doing them a favour by being an arsse to them?

Yes, really.

An azz? As in? I always tell guys when I'm not interested beforehand but if they still say let's go dinner after, that's their business.

The thing is, even if you tell majority of men you're not interested and want to be friends or nyashing buddy before a date or something, they will still be behind you. In fact, this makes it worst because they'll take it as a challenge and what man doesn't like a challenge.

abiL: You should be ashamed of yourself. Old föol!

My pûssy is "juicy" alright, but your flaccid impotent dïck ain't getting a taste of this milkshake

Nice.

It shall be well.


Family? Friends?

cfcfan darling, how are you doing?

Idowuogbo: I'll have to seek his permission first.

ok

xynerise: I am not the over jealous type. Nairaland cannot be a barrier.

Awwh!

lol, I was about going to ask something rude but I will give you guys that little respect..


But please, photos.

Idowuogbo: I for suprise dem dat day o! Na me and dyt for represent.

XY, I gat d shots of vivica fox o! So u best behave b4 I post d aporche u wear dat day.

if you have the photos, I want to see.

xynerise: No. Am not revealing my face now.

pLeassssssssse!
you can cut off the eyes, I won't be able to identify you.

So, how do you feel when men on here flirt with her?

Idowuogbo: U late joor! D gist don old na

I know, but never took notice.

xynerise: No she weds me

Awwh, can I see wedding photos?

Idowuogbo: Newbie syndrome?

No, I remember reading it somewhere ages ago but didn't take it seriously. I know he met someone on nairaland or something like that.

xynerise: Have you been mastu.bating with my wife's pic?

You married skydeep?

yuzedo: They must be male dogs...
Females (women and dogs) can't drive for sh*t!

Really? Well, statistically that's bullshyt! Men are the worst drivers, that's why your insurance premiums are so high.

binger: Coward!

Aha, I'm running away because I don't want to hurt you.

fukcwitme :
Girly trust I done tried that. She has been out a few times with better guys but she always finds herself back with that trifling niggah. Like I dont get it, its like she wanna be screwed over. She says she loves him and won't give up trying to make the relationship work.

Yes, there is no denying she won't go back but it's going to take time for her to be completely weaned off the guy.

It's understandable for her to say that, the guy has probably made her think so lowly of herself. It's seriously unbelievable how men can mess up a woman's mind and thinking. The guy won't change that's for sure, she's the one who needs to get her priorities right.

binger: Is that a challenge?Are you game on that?

lol

*runs away*

binger: I would love to change your sexuality,dear

Awwwh, you won't be the first or last to try.

@binger, one night stand with me? Are you a woman?

Hi ivynwa

Trust me, there is nothing you can do or say to make her leave the relationship. Leave her until she has learnt. One day after a good azz beating, she will realise that, she can and should be treated better. She will grow to respect and love herself first. Sometimes, it's not even the love that keeps you there, it's more to do with the comfort and the time spent together. She probably can't see herself with anyone else.

She needs a man in her life who treats her good. If you can get such a man for her(not to enter into a relationship but someone who likes her), she'll start to compare and contrast and sees how shyty she has actaully been treated. She can be weaned off the boyfriend like that because if she's spending more time with the good guy, she won't have time for the boyfriend.

It sounds silly but it works.

Awwwh, that's so nice.


Regarding your question, I would kill and die for my mother.

CFCfan: Abeg wetin be gladiator?

Someone trained to fight in an arena back in ancient rome. They fight to the death, they're usually slaves or proffesional fighters. It's also someone defending or opposing a cause.

Don't watch spartacus, you will enjoy is too much and since you don't watch po.rn or have sex, we don't want that.

Watch the movie gladiator.

Well, good for you.