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slimyem: I don't make resolutions...
I have dreams and goals and i live my life as it comes to me.

So, are you just going to sit and wait for your dreams and goals to come meet you? You are not getting young oo.

[quote author=to+by]I think my advice to the ladies is that LIVE UR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT'LL BE A ROLE MODEL FOR UR CHILDREN TO COPY, A LIFE THAT UR CHILDREN WILL WANNA DO IT LIKE YOU DID. I've decided to be the best guy a lady eva meets, best husband for ma wife, best dad for my children and one me the best sons of God(CHRISTIAN)[/quote]Quick question to your resumee- are you rich or poor?

Sleeping around as in having sex with loads different men or having sex a lot with maybe the same couple of people?

ogugua88: Wait o, it's just now that I rewatched the video that I noticed her heel-less shoes. She's talented to be walking so well in them lol.

They actually feel like wedges when you wear them. Looks painful but it isn't.

LOL! Noone was voting.

nollywood20: It depends on the age of the person being breastfed.
A baby of less than 2 years old is okay. But "babies" of over 20 years is public nuisance.

Lmfaooo!

Lord Babs: How fun and romantic would it be if fathers could dîckfeed their babies. But why can't men feed their babies, using their phallus? Afterall s.perm isn't poisonous to health. Why is nature so selectively partial? At least, we could thus have dîckfeeding, and not only breåstfeeding.

Wtf! Are u a paedo? Does a mother use her geni.tals to feed?

Christ! Some people are just sick!

honeric01: Sorry but you're not in a lawless society where there are no rules/recognized authority. there are ethics and legality of a union is one of them, a man and wife must be registered with the government before they can be termed "couple" and this consist of getting the court involved.

And I'm telling you two people who want to spend their lives together and raise children do not need the government to recognise that they are. You do not need a paper to say mr and mrs for you or others around you to know you want to spend your lives together. That paper does not guarantee a lasting union. You do not need the government to tell you, you're a couple.

Troll: I Ain't Gay. I Love Women Especially Neat Ones, I'd Hump On One Anytime Anyday. But Some Women Are Careless And Don't Take Good Care Of Down Under. I Wish I Could Upload Some Of These Gory Pix Of Infested P*ssies For You To Have An Insight Of What I Mean By "Hell-Hole"
Personally I Pity My Guy That 'Fists' On These Things On Nearly Daily Basis. And Some Men Open Their Mouths And Feast On Them!? Yuck Mehn!

So, because you've seen an infected pussi that gives you the right to spew such negativity about female genitaa.ls. Should I show you pictures of infected male genit.alia?

Marriage is not about recognition.

You enter into a partnership with someone because you want to spend your life with them and raise a family whether the government recognises the union or not.

Nellyd: Oga, suite yourself. If you dash your daughter to a man, dont complain when he starts treating her like a piece of trash.

I don't understand, so are you saying a man will treat his daughter bad because he didn't pay brideprice?

onye ego: Once a woman and a man lives together and starts a family.
They are "married"
God does not attach any significance to the wedding that is conducted in churches.
This is why you will never find a verse in the bible where Jesus asked Christians to wed in the church neither did he wed anyone.

The phrase HOLY MATRIMONY is an abomination, its blasphemy, cos only God is expected to be HOLY.

This is why on the last day, wife will be separated from her husband.
wedding is only an earthly jamboree but in the sight of God whether you wed or not since you start a family as husband and wife u are "married"

The reason why some ladies remain unmarried for long is that they
Co-habit(already married)
and they are still praying for a husband while God is seeing her husband by her every night

Absolutely true!! I was about to write something like this but saw yours.

Like, like like like like like like like!

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Who says its only British women? Gambia is hotspot for old rejected white men/women who are looking for younger men/women for sex.
In the Gambia its common sight to see a young black boy/girl of 17 years old getting married to a 70 years old white man/woman. From my observation most of these white sex tourists are from Germany, Holland, UK etc.

FACTS: Many Liberians, Sierra Lonians, Nigerians, Ghanaian etc now flood to The Gambia with the hope of getting married to these old white men/women.
Many Gambia citizens do charms/juju hoping to marry these whites. Juju is a normal thing in the Gambia, you see gambia boys and girls tying these charms on their arms and they are not ashamed of it.

I personally know many Nigerians and Liberians that have turned into rastamen in The Gambia simply bc most old white women prefer forking Rastamen, theres general believe that they are very very strong in bed. But physically these boys look very dirty and hungry.

Another thing i found out in the Gambia. A great % of Nigerians I met there were dumped in the Gambia by people who promised to take them to Europe. Its funny but true. Theres a particular place they call LONDON CORNER in Banjul, that area is as dirty as Oshodi in Lagos but believe me guys are always dropped off there and told all sorts of stories. The last Benin guy i met there told me he was told he will get direct train from London Corner, Gambia to Germany. His own village friend took 800k Naira from him and promised to take him to Germany. AS POOR AND DIRTY AS GAMBIA IS, PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THEY WILL BOARD UNDERGROUND TRAIN FROM WEST AFRICA TO GERMANY? Una nor go believe the kin MUGU wey full for 9ja[/quote]Regarding the charms or juju on the wrist, dude you need to stop chatting shyt.

Now, tell me what these so-called 'juju' on the wrist looks like because I have one on my wrist.



PS, they do not need juju to get these white people, these sex-starved wrinkled people come over gagging for it. They get excited when young bloods pretend to be interested in them just to go babylon.

Troll: One Of The Worst Jobs I've Encountered Is Being A Gynecologist. My Close Friend Is Currently One And I Can't Imagine How He Copes With Seeing All Sorts Of Old And Stinking P*ussy (Yuck! The Thought Of The Filthy Odour Emanating From Those Stinking Hell-Hole Irritates Me)

Are you gay? Many women who go to the gyneocologist make sure their privates are spick and span, so it's rare for a woman to just go in with out sorting herself unless she has an std or other bacterial or fungus infection(plus many symptoms a guy may show, women don't). Abi, na only women dey checkup sef?

crackhaus: Is it just me or is it that most of the women who are most comfortable yanking out boobies in full public glare are not so attractive? Why is it that the Hot, sexy, curvy and sexually attractive mothers always find a way to hide their soft luscious breasts while the not-so-hot ones show it all... I will have no problem with a nadia buari look alike feeding her baby and wettin my appetite as well in public, abi na only me!

LOL!

Yooguyz: people like the op who deliberately close their eyes to bible truth deserve to see STRONG THING cos from experience that wat causes them to see truth

And does your bible say you can only experience the truth if you're in a serious problem?

Yooguyz: YOU ARE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AREN'T YOU? Those folks are the funniest set of xtains i have ever seen..well i have bad news 4you interpretation of tongues is very much alive and active i wont waste my time to tell you real life experiences cos you choose to believe what you want to..people like you BELIEVE IN THE SUPERNATURAL when u need one.i pray you have a serious problem that makes you DESPERATe

Na wa for you oo. So when you go to church you pray for people to have serious problems?

Erm, so how do I access the 'other' inbox?

I don't get how people will oppose it. Being in Africa, I use to see br.easts everywhere feeding small mouths. Market oo, street corner oo, bus oo. So, I'm shocked when I find that people are against it. Where I'm from, you'll see a young woman with her br.east hanging and it nothing.

xynerise: Her laps are not for sale

Why are you being so stingy? You don give am belle?

Get a car
Finish my project and establish myself
Stop procastinating
Sue SFE
Drop the cigs
Start saving
Get my love life sorted- in an utter mess

ifyalways: Onila how far?


Sent from gold avenue, heaven

[quote author=Mr_Anony]Actually I know of an old illiterate woman in a church I attended when I was back in Enugu who only speaks Igbo and cannot speak a word of English but whenever she prays in tongues, she prophesies in English.

I have also heard the testimony of a muslim who came to Enugu for a conference and while the church was praying, a particular brother was praying in tongues and speaking in Hausa and this muslim (now ex-muslim) was listening to him and asking questions in his heart while the brother who was speaking in tongues was giving him direct answers to the thoughts in his heart. That is how the guy got saved from Islam and came to Christ. Mind you, the guy that was praying did not know how to speak Hausa at all.

I can tell you about the first day I spoke in tongues. I remember consciously trying not to speak but whenever I opened my mouth, the words came bubbling out. I remember going down on my knees and crying because I was a skeptic and it had only been about a few weeks since I came to the knowledge of Christ but the Holy Spirit chose to give me an experience that cleared all doubt for me.[/quote]It's the euphoria and adrenaline. Your body and mind gets too excited. I remember going to one church and they were delivering. I was sooo nervous and my heart was pumping so fast when people started dropping around me. The moment the pastor touched my head my legs buckled but I knew I wasn't going to drop because it was all in my mind. So, I was there with the pastor pushing my head back, going round and round the room almost breaking my neck.

miteolu: ''it'' for animal and not ''he''
''its and not ''his''

They used 'he' and 'her' to differentiate the gender of the animals.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwh!

It makes me think of my pussy I left when I was moving. She's sooooo lovely and friendly. Always use to wake me up with her paw on my face.


Awwwwwh!

I cannot decipher what my marabou is saying so I'll come back.

I agree with dasparrow and I think parents also should start teaching their children early instead of the concocted lies about marriage. I've said this over and over again. We do not get married as we or our parents planned neither do we have kids when we planned. You do not have to be married to enjoy life. Society makes you feel bad for being unmarried at 30, that's why you're in major depression.

Go sleep, ok. You don't want to be banned for chatting utter shyt!

Heh! If I see fighting around my jurisdiction eh, una go see pepper.