₦airaland Forum

freecocoa: Like I'm going to read that epistle, mscheew..

@sexkillz, regarding the mr/miss nairaland, I think it will be better to prepare for it a month earlier or so. Go around nl, get people, email them and find out whether they are interested. If they are, we'll ask them for photos and from there on we choose how many may go into the first elimination. If this is in place, we won't have arguments about who is genuine and who isn't. Plus, we can get photos prepared in time so we won't have to rush about emailing everyone during the competition for photos..

guru01: Bro, you are hereby ordered to share the money with me by the Federal Republic of Nairaland

The woman is mixed. Probably got a naija family.

Mtcheew! Men and their stup!d!ty!

Didn't you know our ancestors use to add extensions to their hair way before the whites came?

Look in the mirror before chastising women. Don't you wear the white man's suit? Don't you wear the white man's attire more than you wear the african attire? Does it mean you want to be white?

ijebabe: We both know you rigged it. Next year na me and you

Lol, I don't have the facilities for that.

Mynd_44: I want to win your heart

Did you get knocked on the head?

ijebabe: Yay!

Thanks to everyone who voted for both myself and Laila, to do our kind work no be beans o!

Love you guys. kisses!

You nor win for my section but you win here.

*Kails*:
Oh this is baddd!!

https://24.media.tumblr.com/91dc47d28768e53221e078e6848c1b8c/tumblr_mep174eB431rtaurro1_r1_400.jpg

my hair is just too soft for braids.
as i put them in, they literally slide out.

lol so i think plan c is in order...braid my natural hair
as i wait for it to get to my desired length. I think the above
style (or something like it) would be nice.

You probably need an expert hair 'braider'

Or do what I do, wash it(when dry, brush it out and it will become afro-ey), don't put any products in it then braid it and you can then put hair cream in it.

Have you cut all the permed or chemical bits off?

Very Goodlooking
Intelligent
Hardworking
Good sense of humour
Ambitious
Tall
Dark
Moderate body if not built
Respectful
Worships the ground I walk on
Spoils me rotten
He should love the good things in life and work hard to achieve them
Romantic
Adventurous
Wants a big family-family orientated
Knows how to satisfy his woman in bed
Be able to socialise
Loves me like I'm the only woman in the world.

to+by:
am richer dan u think

Ok.. Is that in spirit or cash?

WTF!

solidbroda: He looks like a walking dead human. Wizkid looks like a human being.

My thoughts exactly.


EW!

Abeggi! Again, all na euphoria and adrenaline. If you listen to your yourself, you will see how repetitive it is. I believe I heard someone mentioning 'icecream' once when speaking in tongues.

Same way, when I use get beats, I would utter gibberish at the top of my lungs.

^it'll be quite hard because I'm unpredictable.

Can we have videos of each dance?

I like the trad dance where the women wear fluffy bands around their arms and legs and move seductively using their arms. Ini edo did the dance in her movie "I'll take my chances"

Which ethnic dance is that?

onila: obviously the best

the third biggest movie industry in the world and the first in Africa

brought in more millions than any other movie industry in africa

Lool, smh

huni_naija: Very interesting read. She came to the conclusion that she wouldn't be happy in a long-distance relationship and decided it was best they go there separate ways. How many women will be able to do that today? Especially with a man that's got the kind of wealth and fame usain bolt has, i can boldly say not many. She didn't need to give so much information about there relationship tho, she could have kept it light and simple.

She's met better after hooking with bolt.

Dolly-Parton:
lol... whats the difference?
One's better than the other?

Lol, just picking on her.

But there's a difference, one sleeps around with loads of men whilst another has loads of sex with a couple of men.

Body nor be firewood. It's human nature for a woman to feel the need for sex, so if you're going to lose your inhibitions lose them right.

This doesn't make sense at all.

She obviously knew bolt's celeb status before going on dates with him so why the sudden change of mind?

Abeg, forget this down to earth bullshyt,"ohh, I don't want this lifestyle, it's filled with a mansion, diamonds, travels to anywhere I want, shopping, designer etc."

Pleassse!

1. Either she was never attracted to him in the first place. She just went out with him for his status, monies etc and did not take it seriously only to realise it was getting serious when bolt introduced her to the family.

2. Something happened in jamaica. Some bad belle people discouraged her.

3. Unlikely but possible- she went off with the guy behind bolt.