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AfricanApple:
I'm indifferent to them but if u fine die my eyes fit just gum for the mouth





kulboy, last night I dreamt of kissing u, I hope dat dream comes true ASAP

Here is an ocean, drink it coz you is thuuuuursty!!


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Stillfire:
The only dirtbag here that needs to be burnt to ashes is you. Didn't your bible tell you to remove the log of wood from your dirty eyes before removing the speck from others? You and your ilk from the day you become aware you have a pe.nis will not let a girl rest, seeking to devour her hymen and you have the audacity to be asking about white dress? Are you a tailor?

Go and tell your brothers to stop being on heat 24/7. If you can accomplish that task then you can ask about 'white dress'.

ha!

Stillfire:
I guess as a black man you must be a spawn of satan, right?

I just had to chuckle at this.

mutter:
Yes a woman typed this! To advice another woman.

Firstly marriage is based on trust! Do you think you can control a partner? He can have twenty phones if he wished to. He could change his number ever so often. You have absolutely no chance. Most times you only find out what the man wants you to find out or what he doesn`t give a damn if you find out.

A marriage is based on trust and respect. You have to respect your husband and trust him enough not to snoop after him. How can you respect someone or have regard for him if you have to invade his privacy and snoop after him.
And secondly where is your pride and dignity that you feel so insecure to have to do this.

I am one of those women that say my husband is the boss because I say he is. My husband has all rights over me because I gave him those rights as a sign of my love and respect for him as my husband. I handed him over his authority over me freely whenever had to fight for it so he knows the source of his authority. He knows he got it from me, I am his king maker in our Kingdom so why should he abuse the authority when he knows the source? I don`t want to brag but there is nothing he would not do for me as long as it is a reasonable request. That is because he feels good when I ask and he feels even better when I appreciate.


@ Chaircover, we know that there are some sad exceptions but they are exceptions. Please let us tell these young women the truth. She should check what the man is missing at home. Her write ups show some sort of contradiction.

@ Poster I have seen loads of women in my life who brag outside and at home are crawling on their knees. As I said, don`t be deceived! Most women take real hard stuff at home and come outside to act like they are in control.

It's ironic you imply here that you do whatever your husband says or wants you to do etc yet on another thread you mentioned how women always take advantage of men that are good them. I guess women are just these evil creatures who cannot comprehend "good" but men, nooo, they can never take advantage, never!
Your relationship is the type where your husband will bring in your sister to phuck in your marital bed if he wants to and you will be ok with it because you are your king's maker, he gets whatever he wants.
I just hope someone pops that your tiny bubble you are living in.
Bloody hypocrite!

Francon:
Hian... Cloth for N1m? How is she gonna wear it? With the price tag? Will she need to take it to a dry cleaner? How about when the cloth tear/cut? Will she get a refund? How many years does d dress guarantee her? If none of these answers are positive, then it is as useless as "Kris cream" in B29 washing soap!!!

to you.... I am sure to her one million is probably less than 20,000. When it comes to rich people and you are going to question something don't do it from your own side.

samisparkle24:
Woman 95% of Nigerian men are polygamous,just because you havent caught your man makes him monogamous.

the irony is that women are the biggest cheats and are less likely to get caught because they are just very good at lying about it.

I guess we are all polygamous in nature, let's all just sleep about since we cannot hold ourselves.

Rubbish and stale excuse.

fem29:
You have to realise what you have just written is disgusting. I wonder if you are a man posting as a female

I asked the same question in another thread. Very irritating poster.

mutter:
It is not about hating but about not appreciating a good thing.
Women that have a bad up bringing and their priorities mixed - up only can be held in check when they get it rough.
Often in life niceness and kindness are mistaken for stupidity. Such women when given a long rope will pull it till the giver of the rope falls flat on the floor.
Even in love there has to be checks and balalnces.
Once you give a woman power without control she will ause it, it is natural.
More so nature just made it that the women are under their husbands, so when as a guy you try to revert the role or be too nice you have to watch out if the woman is the kind tha can appreciate and handle it.

Another strange fact is that as much as women struggle to be emancipated many women actually like a man that shows strenght of charackter and is not a "woman wrapper" or "mumu".

So men you have to radiate some kind of firmness and strenght of character don´T get all suppy on women

you talk a lot of shyt I swear. I am very certain you are a man. You talk abit of sense and then mess it up as you ramble on.

If you are a woman, I am sure you have been treated like shyt to the point where you feel like you have no worth and you were brought into this world to serve men.

Idowuogbo:
Emmm...you are literally scraping off your enamel ya no?

if you use it over a long period of time.

That iron tonic only discolours the outer layer so your best bet is to go to a professional to whiten your teeth for you. If you don't have any around bicarbonate soda can be used in brushing your teeth and lemon juice paste on other days. You can also mix the soda with salt and mashed up strawberries.

If you have the money I would recommend you to do a bit of research on a good home teeth whitening system with a small percentage of peroxide. Those without peroxide hardly do anything.

JoeCutie:
No, I'm not sure they are together.

I wish all the ladies would reason this way. Many a time, many girls/ladies/women 'sell' themselves out, and they degrade womanhood.

how do they go about doing that?

JoeCutie:
Unfortunately, some girls go as far as luring these guys to bed, getting pregnant for them just to be called their 'baby mama'. It's quite pathetic.

but that's a different case to what I see here. If I am not mistaken, they are together, yes? Even if, I don't know but baby mama sounds degrading to me.

I genuinely don't like this 'baby mama' title. If they are together, then why not call her his partner or even girlfriend? If they stay together now for 15 years will you still call her 'baby mama'?

berem:
He and flavour should be dragging for the position.

drag for where? It's lynxx mehn.





I won't mind him whispering "it's lynxx utunu" in my ear any time any day.

And so? How is that any of your business?

100Cents:
Nothing about desperation here. I have female friends and I know at least 3 that are waiting to hear from me, " Marry me ". And you go come chop cake but I don't love any.

I also meet ladies weekly or monthly basis. Church would have been ideal but I had a bitter experience trying to date a church lady. Most of them are fake.

and most of the ladies called desperate have suitors, just that these men aren't suitable so your point is?

eminentme:
I got two questions bro; *i hope ur not the one who cooked this 'chat'? and secondly, is the 'lady' from Warri?

I am glad you asked this question because it corresponds with what was on my mind. The op seems to be encouraging the woman even if he doesnt mean to. How can you keep asking her a question when you know exactly what she meant thereby prolonging the conversation. Even manage to add kiss join. Op is encouraging the conversation, probably enjoying it too. If you really wanted her to stop, you would have seen to it from the onset.

Awaja:
My male & female kids will be circumcised ,it makes a girl to have high libido thereby always wanting to "do,Tufiakwa !! I can't afford a sex maniac as a daughter ,I've been wit one I know how awkward it is

You are very ignorant and that's not an insult. No, it doesn't lower your libido, worse it can do for someone who lIves in a society where it isn't common is to make her insecure about her vag. It still won't stop her from have sex with 100s. All you will be doing is destroying your daughter's genitals and causing her a lot of pain but that won't stop her from having sex, nooo sir.

coogar:
and uncircumcised väginas aren't ugly?
the last one i saw when i was dating this jamaican chic in college - she looked like she had her own pënis down there. the clït was longer than my middle finger.....and it had several lines too, like a pleated skirt.

I had a friend with one of those, her innards poked way out of her outers. Not attractive at all.


@crackhaus, yep thanks

crackhaus:
Is this shyness I sense? Lol, which one do you need me to unquote?

not shyness oo but there are a lot of bytches in the form of the male gender. The first one where I answered your question.

And they say only women get desperate.....

Wait this is on front page? Lol, Crackhus, unquote Me.

coogar:
it begs the question - why make a claim that other people would find unbelievable?

a question was asked and I answered, if someone doesn't believe it, that has nothing to do with me.

coogar:
pictures or we(crackhaus & i) don't believe you.

before I click on the mention button, I knew it would be you asking for such. You don't have to believe me.

crackhaus:
I asked if it's pretty, not if you like it

But anyhow, you done enough exposition on the subject...thanks for obliging.

it is.

crackhaus:
Damnnnnnnnnn, multiple orga.sms within seconds of each other?
Double damnnnnn, now that's something... Whoever's the man hitting it must be feeling like a man-god by now

Yes you answered well enough: less sensitive, easily bruised, and painful when you need to wee...but sex feels the same basically with a healthy sex-drive.
It does sound like more cons though, but I'm assuming this may not be the situation with the majority.

Err, about the pro - so was yours done right, it looks pretty?

Much respect for being able to talk about it openly BTW ...that's nice

Yeah, I am happy with the way my vag looks. I was lucky because my cutting wasn't like major. I.e sewing and such. I don't want to go into too much details about what they exactly cut off but yeah, I use to be embarrassed about it but I don't see the point of that anymore.

coogar:
it does but then if there's no precupe where vagïnal discharge can hide, the incidence of bad odour would reduce. uncircumcised men are also at risk cos they don't get enough patience to clean the bits around the foreskin. imagine the amount of cüm sediments or the last drops of urine hiding in there.

ewwwww!!!




as usual, feminazis hijacked the practise and they cannot be bothered about baby boys who suffer the same pain. that to me is hypocrisy.



i saw it quite alright but kandiikane is a fantasist. she doesn't look to me she even knows what orgäsms are. maybe minor contractions like clenching one's büttcheeks is what she's referring to as örgasms.

lol I am not even going to bother.

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Quick question, Did you meet your husband whilst you were pregnant?

mutter:
Don`t call it a problem. It is simply a request your husband has.
You can copy the numbers before breaking the card but remember ..The breaking of the card is symbolic. It means that you now know that you belong to him as he belong to you.
The fact that he does not break his own card should not be the excuse for you breaking or not breaking yours.
The hard truth is that as awoman and a Nigerian you need to know that we have a polygamous society and nothing much has changed. The young cry out the are not polygamous but wait till the get a few years older. Many women that rant about it end up sharing their husbands some years later. This means you cannot compare yourself to your husband in this aspect.
If you have a "problem" with his request then you are not yet ready for a happy marriage. This issue is so trivial that it is not worth being an issue talk less of a problem.

eurgh! So lucky my gifs aren't working..stup!do

JoeCutie:
So you actually make out time, settle down & do all those before you have your breakfast? Aww, no wonder you're that beautiful.


Gimme small na abeg.

Lol erm not all the time because I hardly have time to eat breakfast but when I do I go the extra mile.

Lol will post you some in the next blue moon.

That's not yam