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How weird...

Who was dissing? Me? I don't diss. I modified because I bothered myself to read what you wrote? I really don't have time.

I have been reading people's posts telling me to go to tb joshua. Who is tb joshua? I couldn't care less probably one of those so-called men of God.(Those where my thoughts)

Anyways, woke up early this morning decided to listen to wizkid-familiarity and came across a video about tb joshua and his ministry. Two people who worked for him left because of his atrocious crimes. They gave great detail on how he manipulated and brainwashed people and how he haas many women n choir members without any husbands because they are his concubines and disvirgined all of them at very tender ages.
They video showed images of Tb joshua performing miracles and the way people behaved believing the holy spirit was on them was disgusting and humiliating. I came across another woman been healed from breast cancer and she had no top on. I have never come across such abomination called a ministry or church and I was disgusted by what I saw. Those believers of tb joshua, please second check where your prophet get his powers from because they are not of God. Check his marabu. No pastor can heal someone with cancer or MS, someone with aids etc without medication. This was why God make doctors, people who work hard researching the best of plants to cure you. Beware of wolves in sheep clothing, they are amongst you. I would have shown the video but I am using my phone and will do later.

Lmaooo@qristien- I will surely get in contact for recipes

2buff: But seriously, OP is probably a victim of "slap-and-chop-sand"
But this one is strong oo as it has not worn off yet.

Waka!

Obviously, you thank the person to show your appreciation but wait until you get home or away from the person to open the gift as humans it can be very hard to hide disappointment. If you already what it is then you can.

Are you somali?

Oh no, don't! I have been in awkward situations where I didn't like the gift and it upset the giver because it's hard for me to hide disappointment when do not like something.

Ahaha, I don't want to get piles. Just make the diamonds into a necklace or you can just get me raw uncut diamonds.

No,pack it in a nice looking box with diamonds on top

Natasha, tonight sleep with your eyes open oo!

@shadrach, yes pastor joshua paid me to advertise for him. Rubbish!

@2buff, hm, I wish it was that easy. I might having cravings for sand but the maintenance is very high.

@gudiza,Stop being ignorant, its not because of oyinboland. This 'pica' has affected me since childhood.

@lovexme, that list u put on there has no medical research or certification behind it so therefore, I assume I suffer from iron deficiency.

^^It is not made up. I was watching Orbit: Earth's extraordinary journey for those who live in England yesterday and they showed the sahara desert. I got agitated by the constant image of it due to the craving, had to change the channel. I do not know who pastor Joshua is and neither did I know it would actually make frontpage. I just open the thread due to the frustration of the craving and wanted to know whether others have weird cravings and whether eating sand has health issues associated with it. Thank you.

I have looked into the condition called pica and I believe that's what I have.

We do? I am talking about the worms that get in your body i.e hookworks, tape worms etc. Not those probiotics bacterias that are good for you?

I don't like clay. It has a very weird taste.

@Groovie, I actually have thought about the worms because I eat alot of food but when I look in the mirror in the morning it looks like I have lost weight instead of gained.

I have been told to take worm medication but I am scared. I have had worms as a child before and since then my body just crawls at the sight of them. I have had bad experiences with worms(anything that crawls without hands or legs freak me out) imagine, how I will be like to see one coming out of my rear end.

chinoify: Ure married 2 a marine spirit!! Cos its only wit dem dat dis kind of manifestation is found!! So pls seek 4 a powerful man of God

God forbid bad thing! Back to sender.

Erm, I guess I should have made this thread under another name.

To those asking whether I swallow or chew- well I tend to leave it in my mouth for a bit to appreciate the smell and aroma and then I swallow..

MsDarkSkin: Took you long enough to come up with that mediocre reply. Casual my big Jamaican azz! You are bootleg through and through. When did I say I showed you up long ago? Or is that why you are bitter? You this Salone bush goat. Dont worry about my face or my profile picture, I don't do females so don't worry about mine. Thanks for admitting you've been studying me all this while. I need make up? LMAO. Since you want to crack jokes, unlike you, I don't have to hide my bags with foundation and put gloss on that monstrosity of a thing you call a mouth. You talk about baboon yet your lower lip hang like a pair of nuts. That blonde mohawk (you know what I am talking about) "nuh reach" my dear. "Ghetto, ghetto, ghetto" says the ashewo waiting for Nigerian dick that up and ran, left her dumb a$s in the UK. I'm only 'ghetto' when I speak my mind and you interloping fools can't take it. Who goes on a peaceful thread and try to make DRY subliminal cracks @ an entire ethnicity and then expect not to be checked? Where do you come from that they allow that? lol. Keep your beef with Jamaicans in the UK to yourself since it's obvious you pop shots on the computer and don't say a damn thing to them face to face.

Who the fuk disses and begs for a truce at the same time? I might be "rass" but you pass lame!!

@Onila, that chick is HOTTTTT!!!

Okay. . . Oh, P.S I do not need foundation as Wizkid said "fine gal no pimple". I am all fresh faced, I sometimes wear foundation so that baboons like you who need it won't feel bad about their muddy face
The 'bolded' is actually very funny. For once I laughed at a joke of yours and not you. You are learning.

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^^"Thunder fire your papa"? She might probably get a good beating for that since he is a woman beater anyway.

^^ I went underground for a while

OMG denzel2009, now you are freaking me out. How did you know my initials. I am no longer living in Hertfordshire I believe you know that.

Erm

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Confront him about his lying habits. For the marriage issue do not get into it until you are absolutely sure.

vanstanzy: kandiikane(m):
Carbon monoxide poisoning? The silent killer.

[color=#000000]@kandiikane
Were the windows of the vehicle wound up and was the vehicle ignition turned-on? If the vehicle also is in bad shape, which i think it is, then carbonmonoxide has done its thingy again.[/color]

Well, the story does say the car was meant to be taken to the mechanic. If it has anything to do with poisoning then it could either be before the car was taken to the mechanics or after.

So because he is not free with his phone he is a liar? Or is he a liar because of other things? Do you not have your own phone? Why do you need his phone? To see whether he is cheating? Seek and ye shall find.

lool, funny

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