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Family › Re: Would U Accept Him Back by kandiikane(m):
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Crime › Re: Young Couple Found Dead In A Car At Kundila Quarters, Kano by kandiikane(m): 3:25pm On Mar 15, 2012
Carbon monoxide poisoning? The silent killer.
Culture › Re: What Island Has The Prettiest Girls In The Carribean? by kandiikane(m):
MsDarkSkin: Girl.

TRUST and believe if Nairaland was a real place I would have shown you LONG TIME up close and personal, I don't do no fu&king talking. Emotional I am but a punk? never. I don't need to be in a free for all classless cat fight brawl to prove that. You have some nerve calling ANYBODY ghetto much less me. That's just comedy. Loud? how exactly am I loud? OH! You know because you have heard my voice right? Mschew. Uneducated? You wish!! If you only knew! Now my clothes are razz? Keep recycling SAGBALLZ tongue and that irrelevant LIE-berian chick's lame jokes. You this bootleg moderator. Unlike some fowls, I don't need to take pictures dressed up to post on Nairaland. And you this so called model with your walmart quality photo shoots grin Don't test. You are the hottest mess on the damn site and what's sad is you don't even realize that....




My point exactly...
You need help undecided
Bi-polar goat.
Lol, aww, dress up and walmart quality photos? It's only something in my wardrobe and a digital camera, my ghetto chick. cheesy Lol, if that is what you call dress up imagine what I look like when actually dressed up, my rass chick. All the photos you have seen on here of me are just me casual. Point is I still look better than you grin. Anyways, what point are you trying to prove, aye? Shown me up a long time ago? Lmao, seriously how trashy can you be? Are you not too old for all these "ahhh, in real life I will show you how bad I am". I laugh when I read your little trash talks underneath your name. Your "ghettoness" is just unbelievable. I beg you at least put some makeup on because that picture is not doing you justice. "Me with no makeup on indeed". You look like some of the baboons I encountered in the jungle, ahaha. Me a chihuahua and you a baboon-no competition. P.s, remove all that little designs on your pictures it's what I would do if I was 10. tongue
I am glad you know my medical status. Bipolar indeed. grin

I will now refrain from quoting and replying to your posts. kiss
Health › Re: What Tips Do You Have To A Flatter Tummy? by kandiikane(m): 2:50pm On Mar 14, 2012
@Bluetooth, although not everyone is lucky during puberty to get a naturally flat stomach, she can still get the flat stomach if she is serious about it. I have seen a fat person who lost all the fat and gained muscles with a 12 pack(if that is possible) grin
Health › Re: What Tips Do You Have To A Flatter Tummy? by kandiikane(m): 2:24pm On Mar 14, 2012
Erm, sometimes its genetic. I was born with flat abs cheesy but I can help you with some tips. Lay down the fizzy drinks and alcohol. If you tend to put weight more around the waist and stomach area cut down all the fatty food you know can cause weight increase. Running helps because it also tones your stomach, pushups and dieting is good but also try dancing. If you have a place where you can do Zumba in your area. try it. Erm, if you have a membership card in the gym, make sure you use the rowing thing.(That thing you pull back and forth). 30mins on the threadmill and 30min on the row thing will do you fine. If you want your thighs tones use the bike. Make sure you don't eat pizza or fufu and egusi like I do right after a work out if you tend to put on weight fast fast. Go greener-not over cooked greens but salads, fruits, make vegetable salad, semi-skimmed milk instead of whole milk(don't know if it is relevant but its a suggestion). An extra tip, learn to hold your stomach in. Hold it all day long so that even when you are bloated or extremely full (greedy) cheesy you still have flat stomach. My last tip actually helps because it has actually helped toned my stomach(not that it was needed but the more the bettertongue) for me. I hold it without even noticing sometimes because I am so use to it. When I am bloated my brain now tells my stomach "tense up". smiley
Food › Re: Is It Disrespectful To Serve A Visitor With Just 1 Piece Of Meat??? by kandiikane(m): 2:18pm On Mar 13, 2012
Why are you quoting the bible? huh Should I also quote the bible where it says gluttony is a sin? If you are given one meat appreciate it. tongue
Food › Re: Looking For A Thread? Please Look In Here. (Food Library) by kandiikane(m): 1:58pm On Mar 13, 2012
Erm, Can someone give me instructions on how to cook egusi.. I have a rough idea but I am trying to decided whether I should cook in the way you cook groundnut soup or leafy soups i.e cassava leaf or okra. I have never cooked it before.

I have the grounded egusi, spinach, dried fish, palm oil, chicken all the little little things needed for it but you can give me a recipe for it so I can cross off what I have. I will have to make do with some of the stuff because at the moment I live quite far to where I can get all the ingredients. If I can get any from a supermarket please list it for me. Thank you. smiley
Food › Re: Is It Disrespectful To Serve A Visitor With Just 1 Piece Of Meat??? by kandiikane(m): 1:49pm On Mar 13, 2012
Yes, it is very disrespectful. You should give them all the meat actually and make sure they carry the remaining soup home. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Youths Leave The Catholic Church? by kandiikane(m): 1:39pm On Mar 13, 2012
If Jesus was alive today he did look like a middle eastern with bear bear,not black or white or chinese.

@At OP, because catholic churches are very boring.
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Where Can I Find Good Wigs Outside Naija(online) by kandiikane(m): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2012
Ebay. I bought mine all the way from honghong on ebay but if you going to look there make sure you message to find out if they post in the country you live in.
Fashion › Re: Dark Circles by kandiikane(mod): 11:01am On Mar 13, 2012
I had a dark circle around one of my eyes and bags once due to the eye being swollen and not able to shut properly at night.I think I just drank more water and use erm my mother's dark circle and bags remover(it was an Olay brand I believe so look into that brand). But like the webMD said get a good sleep sometimes that is the reason for dark circles and bags.
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: You Can Get Your Shape Back by kandiikane(m): 10:50am On Mar 13, 2012
Hey friend, If your thread involves marketing please do so on the fashion marketing board. smiley
Culture › Re: What Island Has The Prettiest Girls In The Carribean? by kandiikane(m):
Ahahahahaha, blah di blah blah blah blah blah. I see someone is in denial! cheesy Blah blah blah di blah. Your face is rass even your clothes are rass blah di blah blah blah blah. tongue Yes, I fought 7 girls once, they were just like you. Ghetto, unruly, uneducated and truants. They will give you all mouth in your case all fingers and when it came down to it they call all their friends to fight one mere skinny person. I will fight in 'self defence' 10 thousand more to protect God's creation. grin


MsDarkskin, the internet zulu warrior I have become humbled and I say these your internet battles have become very tiring and extremely ghetto. Lets call a truce and stop trying to pick a fight with me just because of my fine face and fine body-Plus why does almost all your comments mention my skintone -what is your concern if I have albino skin? I still fine pass you. I know I can look back almost a year ago and say to myself "I have changed from the person I use to be" Can't you? How old are you now? 30 and still fighting fine girls way younger than you just because of the self hate writhing in you? I love you and God loves you. Now, go forth and love yourself and find a husband to love you for what is inside. tongue
Romance › Re: Guys With Pot Bellies: Do Ladies Love Them? by kandiikane(m): 3:12am On Mar 13, 2012
Yes, if they are called 'alhagis' and are oil barons. tongue
Nairaland General › Re: The New Nairaland: Are You Staying Or Leaving? by kandiikane(m): 10:02pm On Mar 12, 2012
slimghost: iF money is the problem,we are ready to contribute for God's sake. I HATE this new site cuz its affecting y eyesight.
The bolded is very true.
Culture › Re: What Island Has The Prettiest Girls In The Carribean? by kandiikane(m): 9:40pm On Mar 12, 2012
MsDarkSkin: yeah your damn self.
favor a bald chihuahua and want to talk about ppl are ugly.
now that's irony.
Wow! See monkey talking, what a weak hit. Clap for yourself. I have not mentioned anything about "people are ugly" apart from the rass ghettos in london. I know how defensive you get when your looks are mentioned. I have told you before you cannot talk about my looks. You and I know I look better than you even if I favour a bald chihuahua(see why people get chihuahuas because they are just so adorable). Just get over this competition of my looks and your looks. We are not competing, you cannot be compared to me,OK?! tongue


As you can see I am a MOD and I gave my word that I will not get into any banter with anyone especially you. So,I will leave it at that. kiss
Culture › Re: What Island Has The Prettiest Girls In The Carribean? by kandiikane(m): 2:34pm On Mar 05, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
[size=28pt]"GIRL BYE" [/size]tongue

i love how some folks think Jamaican expiates are only in the UK and that the few that are ghetto, loud and vulgar represent all Jamaicans. Funny the ones who do have this ignorant mentality, belong to groups that are far more stereotyped than the ones they talk shiet about. Now. . .that's hilarious.
Exactly the type of person I was talking about.
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by kandiikane(m): 11:17am On Mar 01, 2012
@pro1, If you feel that way, go into parliament and change the law. Whether it's justifiable or not, the law is the law. At the end of the day, those questions asked will not be asked in court because they are irrelevant when it come to determining how much a wife or husband should get when settling a divorce.
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 9:38am On Mar 01, 2012
ahaha, leave me be.  tongue
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 9:26am On Mar 01, 2012
@SimonAndal, lets see pinchure? I too want to feel inferior  cheesy
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 8:51am On Mar 01, 2012
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=882845.msg10304834#msg10304834 date=1330588034] shocked shocked shocked Kandi thanks for letting me know you're an enemy of progress growth BTW back to sender grin [/quote]lmaooo, God forbid! See negativity!
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 8:40am On Mar 01, 2012
@donedy, shut up, jare1 What do you have that I have to hate on? Riches?

@Natasha, I know you are probably 17 now but nope you cannot grow up. cool
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 8:27am On Mar 01, 2012
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=882845.msg10304690#msg10304690 date=1330586664]Can't say its the best for sure I mean what concerns me and best? complement na complement no wam  grin
Anyways when I was told I'm such a truthful and honest person  kiss, though I've been told that a number of times,  cheesy And every single time I'm told I'm smarter than my age, I just get to smile beautifully, you know the kind of smile that doesn't have an end  grin  Oh I forgot I also love it whenever I'm complemented for my bedroom voice ,  kiss  I guess I love these more than all the you're beautiful and sexy  I here everyday.  

Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
No, no one has ever told me, you're the first  angry  grin
[/quote]Jisos, 16year and you love when you get complimented for your bedroom voice? Wetin, we nor go see na dis world.   cheesy

yuzedo:
@Kandiki: So sweerie, was yo numba?  wink
It's ok, you do not need it.
macfarland:
She sat next 2 me and after d church service, she told me I could speak beautifully in tongues in several languages.
lool
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by kandiikane(m): 8:20am On Mar 01, 2012
@ yuzedo, Nope, just that your post sounded gay. It's more likely for a man to ask "will it fit"(obviously because of the lack of elasticity, a man will be in fear of tearing or developing piles)  than a woman.  cheesy

@Talina, thanks wink

@yuzedo again, whether my "tshabalala" (gay!) is small or not. Take my advise about the women thing. tongue

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