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Family › Re: What's On Your Bucket List by Kanwulia: 10:16am On Oct 29, 2014
Out of my bucket list. . .

1. Dinner @ THE BURJ AL ARAB. . . .accomplished!
2. Climb 'THE GREAT WALLS OF CHINA'. . . .accomplished!
3. BE DEBT FREE! . . . .accomplished!

Finally. . .finally. . . still thinking! cool
Family › Re: House Girl Makes Wife Obey Her Command by Kanwulia: 10:10am On Oct 29, 2014
Say NO to 'supporter of APC' blogs! kiss
Family › Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 10:04am On Oct 29, 2014
Family › Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 9:55am On Oct 29, 2014
E nor easy to raise children o!
Hmmmmm!
High blood pressure don come be dat! angry

Na who go see this one tink say na 14,15,16 or 18?

She is in love and has a boyfriend?

Hmmmmmm! Very SKIAAARRRRY! embarassed

The child is [size=20pt]10 YEARS OLD AND 5 FT 9INCHES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?[/size]

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! WAHALA!!!!! cry
Family › Re: Some Parents And The "Questionable" Names They Give Their Children. by Kanwulia: 9:51am On Oct 29, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin

I believe I have already expended a lot of energy on similar topics of this nature.
Weda NL crash erase dem. . . not to my consine!
Next please! kiss
Family › Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 9:38am On Oct 29, 2014
olorimadam:
Did i mention that dis babes number is always saved with "codenames" on his phone? I no crase o, dem talk say anywhere wey smoke remain na because fire don burn for there before.

Abeg marital fidelity is not d same as bondage or watever u call it jo.

Thanks for not helping.
Ha! "Dem tok say. . . . "! So, you know about 'marital infidelity'? And you are here 'forming' on NL huhn? grin
I see you have a problem with 'freedom of expression'.
Is he not the SAME MAN YOU MARRIED. . . with a prior history of 'CHATTING' WITH BABES? undecided
Now that you know. . . WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING. . .RANTING ON NL. . .is my question? undecided
Abi you nor know whia 'DIVORCE' court dey? undecided

What other 'proof' do you need? Abi you nor sabi say 'TOTO DEY SOUR EVEN BEFORE HONEYMOON'? Efin if you be 'VAGIN' ni? undecided

Stop being a 'MUMU'. . . . .Wake up and smell the 'dustbin' please!
The man don give you ring. . . GO AND CARRY BELLE! Or the 'SIDE BYTCH' will surely beat you to it. . .with all this 'busy body' you are doing on NL! cheesy


Hope this will knock some reality into YOU and this ya 'tatafo thread'?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Family › Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia:
olorimadam:
wetin dis one come mean na? Help a sis out.
You really think 'she' needs help?
Sure! FROM A SEASONED SHRINK ONLY!. . . To prescribe the RIGHT combination of 'nerve disorder' pills/elixirs(if she has no teeth or can't swallow 'solids')! kiss
I don't advice 'needy' or 'insecure' men or WOMEN! kiss

Marriage is not , AND SHOULD NEVER BE a 'life' or 'death' sentence you know?
So, because she is 'married' to a 'man'. . . the man should now be ENSNARED in her nauseating, suffocating clutches. . . with her INTIATIABLE quest for 'fresh', serial victims of 'indentured, romantic/matrimonial bondage/servitude'? grin

She go soon krase ke! cheesy
Watch out for PART 2! AKA 'THE HONEYMOON IS OVER'. . . OR 'THERE WAS NEVER A MARRIAGE, BUT IN HER DREAMS'! cheesy
Family › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by Kanwulia: 9:21am On Oct 29, 2014
CircleOfWilis:
Kanwulia
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The 'God' of EBOLA made it possible o!
Not by my power o! grin
I am humbled! cool
Family › Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 9:15am On Oct 29, 2014
armyofone:
I miss ema.
Ema with real native spices from my iye and odede's kitchen.



Op, get your own grooves on even if you have to fake it.
It is going to be a long haul.
. . . .And 'bushmeat' with 'ABULA VALUS'! grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cMd5o7l5Q
Family › Re: ... by Kanwulia: 9:08am On Oct 29, 2014
iykedare:
lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l
Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can a fool be? grin
Na me be your 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling! wink

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic

Definition of LUNATIC

1
a : affected with lunacy : insane
b : designed for the care of insane persons <lunatic asylum>


2
: wildly foolish <a lunatic idea>
— lunatic noun
Na for dia you dey work? cheesy
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww* undecided
Family › Re: What Would U Wish To Change In Your Family? by Kanwulia: 1:52am On Oct 29, 2014
Errrrrrrm. . . . Nothing! cool
Family › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by Kanwulia: 1:49am On Oct 29, 2014
Edykul:
Pickabeau1,Thorpido,Egopersonified,Greatgod,Aisha,Kanwulia,Chaircover nd Efemenaxy....Na these names I fit remember now.
Oh yes o!
We dey kamkpeeeeee!!!!
No sssssshakin! cool
7 years and counting! cool
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by Kanwulia: 12:34am On Oct 29, 2014
Depends on the individual ladies.
Some are sharp and can survive the streets.
Others? cry Sitting Ducks! cry
Family › Re: Barren Woman Of 27 Years Delivers Baby Boy After 5-years Of Pregnancy by Kanwulia: 12:21am On Oct 29, 2014
Hmmmmm!
The pikin go don sabi read newspaper ke! cheesy
Family › Re: Do Good Things Come To Those Who Wait? by Kanwulia: 12:13am On Oct 29, 2014
Not always.
You SNOOZE, you LOOOOOZE LOZA! kiss

We are still waiting for the second-KUMMING O! grin
Na so-so bad and EVO we dey see o! cheesy
Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by Kanwulia: 12:07am On Oct 29, 2014
Over to the "MEN-childs" of NL! wink
Family › Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 12:05am On Oct 29, 2014
Serves you right!
You be real JJC!
He is right!
You have not just a mental problem, BUT MANY!

Get help fast!

Ahem! Private tots!cool

*going home after "doing" my hair and facials. . . To chop my husband's fresh-fish/shrimp pepper-soup with HOT EMA and some chilled pammy in preparation for real SHUKULI this night jor! Wetin be dat movie WEY we watch today? "The Judge". . . . Fantastic Drama Movie!* cool
Family › Re: ... by Kanwulia:
iykedare:
WHO CARES? WOMAN MOVE THE HELL OUT MAKE I SEE ROAD angry angry angry angry
Hmmmmm. . . . The return of the E BADU BELLE ATI E JOLOSI NAMAS OF NL!!! shocked
To think that you ain't even the OP? undecided
See frustrashun?
A lot from the hole of a NL assssss that dun kia!

Na me you wan take flex?

Ijjjjjjiota! kiss
Family › Re: This Will Make Life Easy In Nigeria by Kanwulia: 9:25am On Oct 28, 2014
Primitive concerns for PRIMITIVE PEOPLE!
Una dey forbid electricity for Nigeria like normal 'kauntries'? undecided
More gadgets to cause cancer ni! undecided
Oya kontinu!

*2 more days off and loffing h-it. . . .Back to bed jare. . . .My H-Agnostic Gawd Bless My Darling H-America H-Always jare* cool
Family › Re: ... by Kanwulia: 9:21am On Oct 28, 2014
I don pass that stage! I meet all my needs MYSELF! cool
I ain't looking.
Even if I were single. . . I STILL AIN'T LOOKING.
Not innarestid. . . . kiss

Na una time. . . . The Young Shall Keep Growing. . . . .I don waka pass!
Amen!!!!! cool
Family › Re: Places Where You Can Find A Serious Relationship by Kanwulia: 9:18am On Oct 28, 2014
Nothing to do with places, BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE INDIVIDUALS!
Couples can meet anywhere. . . but how compatible they prove to be is a different matter! kiss
Family › Re: I Dont Know What To Do by Kanwulia: 9:10am On Oct 28, 2014
African women like wahala sha-sha!
Lady! You need to grow some thick skin!
No man in this world has only one woman he talks to!
Go and make your own friends!

Marriage is only a continuation of DATING!

Instead of whining about the situation. . . LEAVE!

Simple!

I looooooooooooooove WHITE PEOPLE toooooooo much! kiss
Family › Re: Hanged Iranian Woman Leaves Heartbreaking Last Message by Kanwulia: 9:00am On Oct 28, 2014
The only kind of justice in this world that answereth by FIRE is KARMA! kiss
Family › Re: Uche Jumbo Shuts Down Rumours, Shows Off Her Baby Bump! by Kanwulia: 8:13am On Oct 28, 2014
Have a safe delivery dear Uche!
Your h-ememies and their 'abortion' rumors will swallow their solid saliva of gossip!
You are looking great! kiss
Health › Re: Time goes fast by Kanwulia: 8:08am On Oct 28, 2014
Hopefully he will meet a woman that matches his psychotic levels of phantasmagoria and get killed FIRST! kiss
Politics › Re: Amaechi Floors Jonathan by Kanwulia: 1:15am On Oct 28, 2014
The kind of sentiments you will never find in the North.
I pity Southerners!
Tufiakwa!!! cry
Family › Re: Watch Video- Eight Years After, Abandoned Kids Reunite With Father by Kanwulia: 1:09am On Oct 28, 2014
Ruth OKOCHI FROM DELTA STATE. . . ARE YOU A NAIRLANDER?
Please, respect yourself and go and claim your children! grin

The fruits of your womb are calling you oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Family › Re: Watch Video- Eight Years After, Abandoned Kids Reunite With Father by Kanwulia: 1:04am On Oct 28, 2014
Nice!

Is he gonna reimburse the school for the 8 years?
How many other children did he 'produce' that he abandoned somewhere. . . for the next 8 years? grin

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Father 8-8 years! cheesy
Family › Re: 43% Of Nigerian Children Don’t ‘exist’ -NPC by Kanwulia: 12:18am On Oct 28, 2014
Hmmmmmm!
What a 'kauntry'! grin
Family › Re: Husband Concerned That His Wife Is Silent Even Knowing That He Cheated by Kanwulia: 12:15am On Oct 28, 2014
If a normally confrontational person becomes reserved. . . I would be worried myself, and vice versa.
Oh boy, move to another room ASAP! kiss
Don't eat or drink anything in that house o.
In short, MOVE OUT! kiss
Family › Re: Opinion!!! Wanting To Have Children Is Every Woman's Dream. (how True?) by Kanwulia:
Very true. . . until you encounter a useless man aka birth control! cheesy
All African women dream of having kids even in ABJECT POVERTY!
In the Western world. . . .women think twice! kiss

Jah bless my darling USA! kiss
Family › Re: How To Spot A Wife Material by Kanwulia:
Only by a husband material! kiss
You can only afford to attract what you are! kiss

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