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If your problem is as severe as YOU CLAIM, what stops you from consulting a GYN for a well-needed hymenectomy?

WHY MUST YOU SUFFER NEEDLESSLY?

Sounds like your CONGO has grown DEVILISH HORNS AND TENTACLES!

Unfortunately, you may be scarred for life.

It is all in your head now, and you can NEVER learn to relax!

Sad to say. Your marriage might be DOOMED! NIGERIAN men are soooooooo fascinated with virginity AND NEVER THE LEAST PATIENT OF ANIMALS when it comes to SEX!!! Expect your husband to take off after all this drama.

All the best ma!

ABBBBBBRACADABBBBBBBBBRA!!!!!!

No XMAS BONUS for the big 3 blind mice!!!!

My Che Che Che Che Che

This is the right age to get married.
The most important thing is to FEEL ready.
I am sure there is a woman there for you,

Good luck!

sauer: Thanks man for the correction. I was so lost in anger. Can't believe I'd make this high school mistake. I've done my little corrections.

'Welcome!

Hmmmmm!

Na so PEDO-Philia dey take start!

I don't feel comfortable with this kind of gesture.

Good luck to them sha-sha!

kulyie: haba koyi ti leto yen na you know say i like you (no homo o)

but seriously,its someone you love you tell the truth too. Dont want to loose you as a friend but that doesnt mean i wont tell you the home truth

The same goes here. I like you too, but it does not mean I can't write or speak my mind. It goes both ways. When I see something I don't like to read from you or any one else, I WAKA PASS!

You did not answer my question.

How can I blaspheme about something I DO NOT believe in? Your HOLY GHOST can NEVER mean nada to moi o.

No apologies!

Welcome to 'do or DIE' poliTRICKS!!!!
We are now in the 'begging' phase before 2014 impeachment Xmas present for GEJ!!!!

HooooooRRRRRaaaaaaay!!!!!!

Mu ha ha ha ha ha

As what?
President or what?


GEJ is going. . . going. . . He is a GONER!!!!

OBJ escapes again!!!!

Since Wole Soyinka na the AREA FADA of cultism in Africa, make dem go h-ass am!

Sloan: Kanwulia...cracking up NLanders since 1635! How you dey??

We dey kamkpeeeee!

You LEND people money, not BORROW PEOPLE MONEY!!!!

I NEVER LEND PEOPLE MONEY!!!! I Give it to them! I don't really have that kind of time to stress myself out ESPECIALLY, with family and friends!

NEVER PART WITH MONEY YOU CAN'T GET BACK!!!

Dele Momodu's comment is funny!!!!




E be like say nor be h-only OBJ sabi to write letter o!
OBJ the INC/ES/TOUS, WIFE-BEATER!!!!


Mu he he he he he he

*belchezzzzzz*

Stale news!

GEJ sinks even lower!
What a COWARD!

Ok !
So HOW MUCH did OBJ not remit?

No problem! After kicking GEJ out, they can DECAMP back!

Because APC na OWANMBE party!!!!

Nothing like a virgin bride!
The only temporary cure for ED!

Rock on BABA! Nothing do you! Nigeria and NIGERIANS can't do you no SHYTE!!!!

I prefer FFK vs BOO saga!!!
This wan no sweet jor!

Abeg wey KOO with the latest gist!

WOR-WOR papa, WOR-WOR mama , WOR-WOR pikin!!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!

Atiku!
Please DO NOT have anything to do with that TINUBU party!!!! TUFIAKWA!!!
OBJ dey for dem underground o!!!!
FLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

May many more be 'defective'!
Amen!!!!

AWON 'defi-NATTY' don come again kwa nu?

baralatie: and it is this tinking dat makes some women to be called al sorts!

You can't please everybody abi?

kulyie: please madam,with all due respect,stop blaspheming if you dont want to face the anger of the holy spirit,thank you

How can I blaspheme about something I don't believe in? Does that make sense to you? Let YOUR HOLY SPIRIT PHOCK THE HELL OFF! I can't stand it's hypocritical MARY-AMAKA-PHOCKING AZZZZE!!!

Abi you wan make I h-include you too?
Then FALL IN LINE AND TAKE YOUR TURN!!!

Amen!!!!

It is better to be respected than loved. The only thing she owes the family members is respect! If she cannot practice that, she becomes A MATRIMONIAL FAILURE!!!

She does not have to LOVE OR LIKE THEM and vice versa!

In marriage, you LEARN to be the greatest AMBASSADOR, DIPLOMAT, PSYCHOLOGIST AND POLITICIAN.

All the above DO NOT REQUIRE BEING LIKED OR LOVED!!!!

The world does not revolve around "her royal highness'! She needs to grow up!

This thread NA THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!

Lafffff oooooh!!!
LAFF!!!

* i need to gerrrrrout of this bed before i miss my flight *

Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
Like me of course!!!!!
You must do the following.

1. Teach your child to READ and WRITE! YOU MUST TEACH THEM YOURSELF!!!!
2. PRIVATE SCHOOLS ONLY!!!!! YOUR CHILD CAN NOT MIX WITH LOW-LIVES ON OR OFFLINE!!!

3. Travel to different places for EXPOSURE and for the MAXIMUM SOPHISTICATION.
4. Educational video games, movies and entertainment.

5. Most importantly, YOU MUST INVEST IN THE ART OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!

Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG NATIVE ACCENTS!!!! Even when they speak their mother/father tongues!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG FACES!!!!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE LOCAL OR BUSHMEAT ACCENT!!!

We sound like SANUSI LAMIDO not OBJ OR PATIENCE JONATHAN!!!!!

If your parents were Aje butters like mine, THEN IT BECOMES GENETIC! WE NEVER LOOK OR SOUND ROUGH!!!!

No CRAW-CRAW or DOMESTIC VIOLENCE KOBOKO SCARS EITHER!!!

If your papa or mama dey beat you like GOAT, you can only grow up to be a CYBER- BULLY WANNABEE OR A STREET THUG or THUGGESS! You can NEVER be an AJE-BUTTER!

Parenting is an art and a science.
It is either you gat it!
GOOD PARENTS ALWAYS MAKE TIME!!!!

Absolutely NOT!!
If you cannot sort out YOUR MARITAL PROBLEMS YOURSELVES, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH GETTING MARRIED.