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Hey! Your Jesus was nailed to the cross and killed by yawl. He died and can never reassurect lai-lai(don't mind those delusional escapists)

You are alive! Once there is life, there is hope!

They are equally BAD!
They both leave SCARS THAT NEVER HEAL!!!

I could not keep such a secret!
Even the POPE must hear it o!
I will just advise his itchy blokos to FESS-UP HIMSELF or else!

Oh yes!
I sure do!
EAST OR WEST OF NIGERIA? FIIIIIIIIAKWAAAAAH!!!!!

Won't even DREEEEEEAAAM of phocking from those areas, not to mention MARRY. TWAH!

Hmmmmm!
Typical NAIJA marriage!

Another wan done carry belle for POOR man!
Happy SWEECIDE YEAR on NL!
Muchechecheche CHE!!!

OP peel o!!!!
Abeg go sell ya toto like a REAAAAL Naija woman jor!!!
Sabi NERRRRRALAND sen ya message?

Depends on the stage of life for WOMEN especially.
After 35. . . . . GAME OVA!!!!!
Any available SINGLE OR DIVORCED MAN IS A PSYCHO!!!!!!!

Better to be a concubine to a comfortable MARRIED MAN, than shack up with a SINGLE, BROKE-AZZZZED, DEMENTED PSYCHO!!!
I get to keep my FATHER'S NAME, AND 'THE BASTARDS' get to keep theirsi.
I can NEVER give any NIGERIAN NIGGA the satisfaction of tagging me with a YEYE SECOND-HAND MRS. TITLE!!!!
I have answered MRS!
My FATHER'S NAME is more prestigious than ANY man's name I could ever know!!!!

No apologies!!!!!

*time to board my flight. sweet vacation continues*

I wish it were true. . .TIME TO SNIPE OBJ once and for all!

BEWARE OF PEDO-PHILES!

What ever it is. . . taking your father's life will only compound your ISSUES!
OBJ slept with his son's wife and prolly fathered some of his wife's children. . . TUFIAKWA!
If Gbenga OBJ did not kill his father, I guess there is hope for you.
Pele my dia!

As you 'CHRISTIANS' say. . . In all things, YOU ought to give thanks to that YOUR GOD!

Pack your bags and MOVE INTO YOUR PARENTS' home for a goooood vacation plus BED REST! Till you have your baby!
You CANNOT have an abortion as a legally married woman! That is a sacrilege, even if the child belongs to another man!!!
Your husband is TRYING TO KILL YOU!
Resist such a temptation TO DIE BEFORE HIM please!

PHOCk 'da job and PHOCk 'da husband!!!!

I wish I could loan you my loving PARENTS AND SIBLINGS! You will never have to work, if you don't wanno!

ONLY BASTARDS SHOULD BE ABORTED!

Teespice: Seriously, you sound very somehow. Are you naturally a sadist? If you have nothing to contribute, why don't you keep quiet. It is people like you who are the reasons why people cannot get reprieve online.

Game ova!

11:45AM.

*time to check out of my hotel room. . . . after an EXCITING ROMANTIC WEEKEND WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND*

logging off. . . .ALL THREADS UNFOLLOWED AND ERASED FROM MY PROFILE PAGE*

anukulapo: No other better to help a hurting wife against "MALE chauvinists" than a FEMALE chauvinist like you.
Read the OP's post well again. The issue is not that the men are shutting her up,it is that she is not able to contribute...

I'd rather be a FEMALE CHAUVANIST! I can't STAND weak women who decide to get married only to BREEEEED MORE 'DISH-RAGS" with RECYCLED, DOUCHE-BAGS like YOU!
Please, address your class of BUSHMEATS!
Thanks!

Without your consent ke?
Please, let her open a separate account. So she can spend her OWN money WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT simple!

I taya for all this MGBEKE-OKONGWU marriages and CHRISLAMIC unions I swear.

NAAAANSENZZZZE!!!!

Consent my CLINTORIS! Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!!
Why didn't you marry a GOAT instead?

Mrs Awesome: Your personality is really something...you greet them......right!!!!! I mean when they visit ...then boom you're gone from the vicinity.....is that it. Cos I am kinda in ops shoes now...I'd rather spend my time on internet and books than listening to people 20 years my senior. Op, you're only hurt cos your husband said it but you're feeling it already. Dust yourself up please. When you're with your friends, do you feel like that too?

After greeting them I disappear or I will SHOW MY TRUE COLOR AS AN EDO-DELTA AMAZON! I will not be proud of myself after EMASCULATING AND MENTALLY-CASTRATING them all WITH HUMILIATING PUBLIC DISGRACE!!!!!. . . Including my darling husband!!!!
I will NEVER put up with emotional or physical abuse from ANYONE. . . . Dead or alive. . . . .Human or spirit!!!!
Especially IN MY OWN HOME!!!
Dem nefa BORN THAT MAN OR WOMAN O!
I dey LAUGH!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che che

#10 She may not be educated, but she is WAAAAAAY smarter and MORE CALLOUS than her husband!!!!

Una dey laugh?

Muhehehehehe

I plan to have a damn gooooooood time at their expenses! But, I will wait till their 'psychological shock-absorbers' have ONLY JUST began to mature! BY THE TIME I FINISH WITH THEM HUHN, if dem hear RELIGION, dem go catch convulsion!!!!
All I tell them like my parents told me is to "FAST AND PRAY" to get ANYTHING I WANT, which THEY PROVIDED, by 'HIS GRACE AND MERCY"!

Ha!!! ALL LIES!!!!
They worked their azzzzes of off!
RELIGION KO, RELIGION NI!!!
Shiooooooor!!!

Only jail?
He should be KILLED!!!!
As long as the H-UMGBTIC DORTY-PIG is alive, NIGERIA will know NO PEACE!!!

The reason I wanted ATIKU to WIN. Only a NORTHERNER can effectively deal with that OBJ once and for all. . . . THAT NIGERIA MAY KNOW PEACE!!! Everlasting peace that passeth H-ALL understanding!

Gosh! GEJ IS TRULY A DUNCE!!!!

Would it have been better if your dad had lost a son!
Your dad needs to stop talking before he strokes out!
Material things can ALWAYS be replaced! Not life!!!!

None of the above!
I am not monogamous by nature.
I can love as many men as I want!

Sex is not an issue!
ONE MAN HAS NEVER MET ALL MY NEEDS!
So, WHY SHOULD I STICK TO ONE?

A NIGERIAN NIGGA for that matter?

No way!!!
TOO PHOCKING BORRRRRING!!!!

erad: Lol. Isn't that a little direct. All my dad did was just let everyone be at a certain age. Harmless religious discussions arose and he made us see how irrational and hypocritical religious people can be though indirectly. We made our decisions and we are better for it.

But children are too young to understand. Let them enjoy the 'DELUSION'. I use it to my advantage for now.
I will wait till God does not pay their school fees!

erad: Lol. Isn't that a little direct. All my dad did was just let everyone be at a certain age. Harmless religious discussions arose and he made us see how irrational and hypocritical religious people can be though indirectly. We made our decisions and we are better for it.

But children are too young to understand. Let them enjoy the 'DELUSION'. I use it to my advantage for now.

Everyone is respected!
Even the gateman!

We were taught to respect people, NOT PROFESSIONS!!!!

Pamper yourself!
Learn to love and cherish your ALONE TIME!!!!!

I have NEVER had such issues! My father taught us how to love ourselves FIRST, before others!
The happiest times in my life are WHEN I AM ALONE!!!!
I LOOOOOOOVE MY SPACE AND I CAN'T STAND CROWDS!!!!
I never crave for companionship and I DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE IN MY HOME!!!!

Never been gregarious, PEOPLE IRRITATE AND BORE ME!!!

Obviously, you can't fit in as a WOMAN! It is obvious you are dealing with MALE chauvinists. You can never fit in such a primitive clan of BROTHERS who feel women should be seen and not heard! I bet you have fulfilled your JOB as a woman, aka "open your nyansh, PHOCk and BORN! You did not have any recognition prior to getting married, why should you expect that now?

With all due respect, YOU SOUND LIKE AN MGBEKE who married an OKONGWU all to ESCAPE POVERTY!!! You guys do not sound a tad 'exposed' at all!

It is obvious you feel like someone did you a HUGE favor by getting married to you!
You don't sound like you were happy as a SINGLE INDIVIDUAL!!!!

If you were smart, you would find your own friends and limit your associations with such PRIMITIVE ENTITIES BY AVOIDING THEM!!!!!
Please, work on your self-esteem! To earn respect, YOU NEED TO RESPECT YOURSELF FIRST!!!!

The last place you will find me is in the company of MY HUSBAND'S family OR FRIENDS! I avoid them!

You have opted to live like a prisoner in you OWN home!
Good luck GOVERNESS CLARA SSSSHIME!!!! Please EMANCIPATE YAASELF FROM MENTAL SLAVERY!!!!!

Right now I let them go to Church like I was tortured as a kid. I want them to EXPERIENCE it all. As soon as they are ready aka when they have their first crisis in life, I shall help them understand the fraudulent concept of religion. For me, going to church provides an avenue of socialization. I love my home QUIET for 2 hours EVERY SUNDAY!!!!

When the time comes, I would ask them to examine the lives of 'religious' people compared to mine. If any religious person lives better than I do, then they have it made!

If I were you, I would proceed to the next phase. A.K.A

RUB IT IN!!!!!

kulyie: i trust you

mama no nonsense

O yes o!
The good old days!
Goooood azzzzze-whoooopingzzz!!!!

Too late!
The war has begun!
She will reap what she has sown. . . . OBJ!!!!
If she likes, let her answer "MAMA PURITY"!!!
Jonathan MUST GO!!!

What was the question again?
Only the BLACK race would be confused on such matters for sure!

So it is a winch with 'womb' you go carry give my brother?

TUFIAKWA!!!! Of what use is a fertile WITCH, who can only lay more BROOMS?

Are you asking me to chose between a bloody womb and A LOVE OF MY LIFE?

Un-PHOCKING-believable!!!

Like I stated earlier. . . . . Only with primitive CHRISTIANS for sure!

MTCHEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

Schooled some in Lagos. Did my NYSC there too! No survival tips for moi o!!!! TUFIAKWA to Lagos aka MAD PEOPLE'S quarters!