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Nmeri17:
lerrus hear what madame kanwulia has to say

You already know my stance and stand on issues like this.
It is a FREE world you know!
I don't taya for these kain topics abeg!
Praise my H-AGNOSTIC Gawd for busy schedules offline! Shioooooor!


I have NEVER kept just one man in my life since I was born!
Say who DIE?
Abi I be VIRGIN MARIA wey phock only HOLY GOAT to born one kweh-kweh "savior"?
Tufia to the KWA-KWA!

Abeg make the OP solve im wahala jor! I nor send!
Back to my TV!

Good morrrrring America!!! Na who jump White House fence today?

All these WAZOBIA marriages don taya me sef!

Kidnappers of the EAST!
Kidnapper must born kidnapper abi?
Dem wan use the pikin for ritual ni?

What tribe of MONKEYS is he from?

Because they have low self-esteem!

Stillfire:
You have said it alllllllllllllllllllll!
I wanted to reply the rubbish OP statements and following ones, but I won't waste a single brain cell on it. Too much productive energy would be wasted doing that.

Not worth serious consideration for real.
EBOLA don comot for Nigeria carry some people brains waka go I swear!

neoapocalypse:
Jisos!!! Carlotti the harlotti , is that your erm , erm ( clears throat ) in the profile picture ? Chai your husband dey enjoy o.

Back to topic after drooling all over kanwulia's profile picture - The thing is a lot of guys would gladly fcck a wrinkled puccy for a green card , you can't blame them either as it assures a better future than what is obtainable here

All mine.
NO SHAKING!

Callfubu:
You kidding right? Haven't you heard of our girls' sexcapades in Italy? When they sleep with dogs and other animals just for money, hmm u never see anything o

True!
But compared to the men sh a. . . . .

Chillisauce:
You never see anything. Dem go chop am finish, use lacasara wash am down

Come here follow us type tufiakwa

Mu Han Han Han Han

LACASARA ooooooooo

Not many NIGERIAN or AFRICAN women would stoop this low!
Imagine eating an OLD ROTTEN TOTO for papers!
TUFIAKWA!!!!

Primitive concerns for PRIMITIVE PEOPLE!

So you forgot the for better FOR WORST part of marriage ni?
Abeg grow up and stop dreaming like a child!
Do you really expect things to always stay the same in relationships?

If your partner changes. . . . . CHANGE TOO!
Never give more than you receive in ANY LEVEL OF ANY RELATIONSHIP!

Abeg grow up!

Thanks in advance!

Ogun State abi?
All things IMPOSSIBLE become VERRRRY POSSIBLE!!!

Twa!!!!

soulglo:
Does he have to be jobless to do it? I feel like if she felt he was an invalid before he lost the job then she should keep feeling that way. A woman who has made a man feel like chores are beneath him as a man should not dare open her mouth to complain simply because he lost his job. He was the useless before and still useless now

At least he can be pardoned if he is gainfully-employed!
But to be making mouth with no JOB?
What an INSULT ON INJURY!!!!!
He should be SLAPPED!!!!

If the man is JOBLESS, he needs to wash his own DAMN clothes!
Even if he were "King Solomon"?

He needs to respect himself! PERIOD!
A jobless man or WOMAN. . . .should learn to hide "face" and nyansh. . . .or learn to eat SHYTE!

It is called "humility"!

This is good news!
NO NEED TO WAIT FOR ONE YEYE Mr."WONG" with diseases!
It is becoming a woman's world!
Glad I am alive to witness this!
Who wants to "MEN"STRUATE for more than 20 years?
I really do not know what that your DANE GOD of BLOOODY SACRIFICES was thinking o!

Who wants to wear tampons for more than 10 years plus THE SCOURGE OF FIBROID TUMORS as "extra love" from una religious babalawo Gods?

THANK YOU APPLE!!!!
THANK YOU FACEBOOK!!!!

All diz BLOOOOOOOOODS we have been SHIARRRRRRING must stop!
Say NO to stinking pooohsie!!!!!

*sssssshai. . . . . .time for my sweeeeeeeet job o jare*

You cannot change the goal-posts of marriage EVEN ONE SECOND after the matrimonial championship matches have begun!
With all due disrespect. . . .
You sir. . . . .are FRANKLY AN AZZZZZZE!
Next time, don't get carried away by the "sweeeeeet smell" of a poohsie. . . .and ALWAYS look in your shopping-basket before you make your final purchases on ANY GOOD!
Do not complain when you have arrived home with a ROTTEN YAM TUBER!

You paid for it!
Now, eat it like that or go back to "The Market"!

ASIS!!!!! BABY!!!!

The best marriages are contract marriages!
Strictly business!
No need to deceive yourselves with some occult, fake "biblical or koranic" shytty vows!
No need to forsake all others!
AMEN!!!!

In poverty-stricken 10th-world countries like Nigeria of course!

The reason socio-economically AGGRESSIVE women DIE single in UNCIVILIZED parts of the world!

Because men always love women who can EAT their SHYTE!
Make dem come try their luck for my side!
Blokos go shrink and run go hide h-inside dem anusez by force ke!
Even Viagra-gra nor go work o! African/Nigerian men generally cannot relate with "aggressive" women like of course. . . .unless they have taken a lot of IGBO and COCAINE salad!

Because an AFRICAN PEHNIS can only rise when it sees a toto with low self-esteem!
To be sexxxxxxxy and desirable, you must act like a "MUMU-SUPERIOR"!

Awon "Ogas-On-Top" in matters of domestic, international and global generational abuse!

Check all RELIGIOUS fairytale books like the bible and koran. . .

All strong women with voices were either DELILAHS, JEZEBELS or "feet-washers" for the HOMO-JESUS in some "bible" for the mentally-handicapped. . . . .OR AISHAS for PEDOPHILIC, SHRIVELLED BLOKOSES for some OLD HE-GOAT PROPHET MOHAMMED whose burantashi stopped working with mature poohsies of his own generation in some nauseating, virgin-crazy koranic "hog-wash"!

Shiooooooooooor!!!!!!

Life is about SACRIFICES!
Personal sacrifices.
You do not need any form of validation from ANY one.

If you are above age"TATTY". . . Please, this might be your LAST chance o!
Nor wind waist like Shakira to do Shakara abeggggi!!!

It depends on which would give you f2f be utmost peace!
Depends on the individual circumstance!
All about preserving THE BEST of your emotional material, mental, physical and spiritual well-being!

iykedare:
Story for the Gods.

Aminnnnn o!

Na real "15 years in the wilderness of adulterous endurance"!

After 15, why she dey comot?
Because she wan shine congo for "holy ghost"?

Oya-khi-lo KONTINU!!!!

She comot from that sweet marriage because of other women toto for her marriage?

After 15 years of marriage ni? Na one remnant "oyakiyaki" BLOKOS WEY don scrassssssssh all angles of her toto taya be her problem?

And the "spinster daughter" dey put mouth too?
She nefa reassssh to carry belle if she nor wan marry ni?

YEYE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER!
Krassssssssse women!!!!

Sounds like a MAJOR rip-off!
Not my portion!!!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Not really!
Every case is different!
Some people cannot be bothered with what goes on outside his or her world!
Some people are very private!
Nothing to do with self-esteem!

DukeNija:
Kanwulia da Survivor!

A real SURVIVOR!!!
Thanks to my MOM!!!


The FAIRY GOD MOTHERS OF ALL SURVIVORS!!!!!

I have not only endured. . . . I have survived!
And will OUTLIVE al'em NIGGAZ!
Na who born dem?

As long as na"MARRIAGE". . . . .Get ready to ENDURE!
Simple!!!!

SAMBARRY:




something like that. So you know hymns




so it means God has not given up on you yet

No God can give up on me o!
I always tell THEM THE GOSPEL TRUTH! Even when they PHOCK UP!
They love me just the way I am o.
"Just As I Am"!

SAMBARRY:





reminds me of the song "eldorado"

You mean "Nearer My God To Thee"!
Instead, make I go tame "rattlesnake" jor!
Shiooooooooooor!

SAMBARRY:




you just too funny in everything you say

Imagine trying to "raise" my stubborn MULE of a husband!
Death is better ke!
Who wanno raise "a bag full of egos"?
A cure for EBOLA go happen first o!

Na h-early or late grave go swallow you!
Try ya luck with a Naija husband sha!

"DIVORCION" nko?

HUSBANDS are not "raisable" o!
They missed that chance as children!
DIE trying ke!