₦airaland Forum

Blazay: I think so too.
Not enough men to go around and women are getting more desperate by the minute.
Polygamy or serial monogamy?
Tufiakwa to being a second wife! Lai lai!

Thank God I don't have to deal with either. . .

One steady partner(husband) and some side shows is my motto!

To share peh-nis with other women? Not in this life time. I fit sample am small and that is it!

O jes o!

MILITIA: My dear take heart! We go thru the same things like you do! It is just that we have a different formula to solve our problems! Even if you are an "ngozie", you will still eat dust in a Nigerian man's hand. You just need to grow and assert yourself wisely! In as much as I encourge interracial "shagging", I do not encourage interratial marriages because of the high rate of failures related to "cultural differences"! So my dear reap the rewards of the Yahoo man being a good father and go find you a good husband!!!

Which patience and respect? We don reach police station sef! With serious documentation! Some don go jail sef go chop beans for about 24 hours! You wan try me? Please come to my house and see war at least every 6 months! It is not easy anywhere! We need refresher course on who is who in the house to maintain love and respect. Because we tend to forget who we are married to and take each other for granted! Patience and respect is a two way street oh! If you cannot get it there please check out as fast as you can! It does not get any better!

Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
Like me of course!!!!!
You must do the following.

1. Teach your child to READ and WRITE! YOU MUST TEACH THEM YOURSELF!!!!
2. PRIVATE SCHOOLS ONLY!!!!! YOUR CHILD CAN NOT MIX WITH LOW-LIVES ON OR OFFLINE!!!

3. Travel to different places for EXPOSURE and for the MAXIMUM SOPHISTICATION.
4. Educational video games, movies and entertainment.

5. Most importantly, YOU MUST INVEST IN THE ART OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!

Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG NATIVE ACCENTS!!!! Even when they speak their mother/father tongues!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG FACES!!!!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE LOCAL OR BUSHMEAT ACCENT!!!

We sound like SANUSI LAMIDO not OBJ OR PATIENCE JONATHAN!!!!!

If your parents were Aje butters like mine, THEN IT BECOMES GENETIC! WE NEVER LOOK OR SOUND ROUGH!!!!

No CRAW-CRAW or DOMESTIC VIOLENCE KOBOKO SCARS EITHER!!!

If your papa or mama dey beat you like GOAT, you can only grow up to be a CYBER- BULLY WANNABEE OR A STREET THUG or THUGGESS! You can NEVER be an AJE-BUTTER!

Chillisauce: Sleep in duvet, you want heat to kill am when Nepa takes light.

mgbeketoto: Don't mind that USEEEELESS OAMUMU4JONADUNCE in that BOKO-HARAM, JARUS-INFECTED NL POLITICAL SECTION!!!

DORTY PIPO WITH CRRRRRRRAB INFESTED PUBIC SYMPHISIZZZZZZZZ!!!!

E say I cuss YORUBA peeps! The SMELLING, YORUBA CHRISTMAS BOKO-HARAM RAM ATI GOAT!!!

Banned by OAM4J in Politics for Typical YORUBA! You can NEVER get even half-truths from their mouths! Especially, if they are OGBONI-CHRISTIANS!. Ban expires on 11:58pm