₦airaland Forum

Till death HAS DONE THEM PART!

LOVE is DESTINY!
In sickness and in DEATH, I am loyal!

Hausa-Yoruba relationships would survive much more than an Hausa-Igbo relationship.

Reason? Historical and cultural ties.

modele2: Why such hate!!!!!!! highly distasteful!

Thanks for not insulting!
You for hiarrrrrrrram!!!!!
Hallelujah! Nairaland don dey learn manas from NAMAS!

Is it rocket astrology?
OBJ WANTS HIS 20% CUT FROM THE 50 BILLION NAIRA NNPC THEFT!
Haba!!!!

The OTTA RINGWORM OF A DEVIL HAS COME TO COLLECT HIS POUND OF FLESH!!!!

Serves GEJ RRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!

THE 'WEST' is ever ready to FRONT/BACK/SIDE-SLAP, after smiling with your azzzzz!!!! Twaaaaah!!!!

Kai!
Northerners dey one corner dey laugh Southerners!!!
OBJ!!!! You still dey laugh?

Please, he is free to WAKA!!!!
Me sef done taya for the damn BLOKOS!
Shioooooooor! Like I nor get work?

Nor be "man" own dey worry me at this stage of my life'. He has given me the JUICIEST BEST OF HIM!

Others can struggle for the over-used remnants! All I am waiting for is first to QUENCH for retirement benefits! Period!!!

Over to the 'single-molding-cargoes'!

What tribe in Nigeria do they "hail" from?
Lerrrrrrus guess?

teeo: i was waiting for when you would start the insults calloti as always

That is not an insult! It is called 'stroking'!
Let your next year's resolution include a trip to the WOO(wizard of oz) for a sense of humor! You always needed it like BAAAAAAAAD!!!

Absolutely!
Men are more practical!

Sarah a: for your mind ko?

Bifor? Na for ya nyansssh ko?
Abeg "GO AND DIE" like that WOR-WOR Oshiomole widow jare!!!
I nor send!
"Jolosi Juliet" wey nor get "Romeo"
Mtcheeeeeeeew

Long distance marriage is not for NEWLY-WEDS!
But for OLD-TIMERS married for OVER 10 years like "US"!
No SSSSSSSHAKING!!!
You can't uproot the TAP-ROOT!!!!
Hallelujah!!!

Marriage nor be jail for I-GO-DIE-FOR-LOVE matter abeg!!!

*work don close. HALLELUJAH!!! off for 1 week to play with the husband and his GIRLFRIEND*

jeffizy: I e-laff at everyone saying she should be wary and all other negative stuff.
Marriage, as I know it is full of surprises and that is the ingredient that makes it interesting.

If you can't survive being away from your spouse for at least 5 months, then you ain't matured enough for marriage.
What if opportunity for family advancement via better job comes up? You will prettily sacrifice it for "no long distance marriage" ?
NO!

I suggest all the couple has to do is gain each other's trust and both should be busy.
Get into something/job that takes your mind off being lonely and unhealthy thoughts.
Lastly, be tech savvy... Manage on skype, whatsapp, bbm, video call, etc.

For me, it makes re-union a happy moment.
For once, I'm with Kanwulia.

Gbam!
Every time I jam my husband, it is a honeymoon like this coming weekend. We are too busy living our lives like PARALLELOGRAMS! When we jam, we jam! When he tells me he loves me, I believe it! No knife to his throat. Nothing like freedom in marriage!

Yes! I don't believe in long, STALE courtships!

It is a NIGERIAN delicacy ke!
Molesting children!
Women are even WORSE than men!

Nope!
I never met her!

More like sink holes and bastards!

The legacy of OBJ liveth!
GEJ must go!!!!!

Why nobody probe OBJ like dis?
USELESS APC IJJJJJIOTS!!!!

This tribe can never know peace!
Ruffians!!!
Tufiakwa!!!!!!

Yes! When he gets tired!
Or he gets the BEATING of his life!

Offer him the damn job if he is qualified and cut out the rest of the JUNK!
STOP ALL CONTACT WITH THE UNSERIOUS LADY! She has no class and sounds like a damn LOSER!

Keep your wife out of all this yama yama abegggi!

She sounds like a "commoner"!
You BOTH must have had quite a lot in common! What in da world attracted you to such a 'thing'?
Please upgrade your taste in women!
Thanks!

Yes!

Hmmmmm!
That tribe again?

This OBJ should have DIED in prison!!!!!

Abeg let the sleeping MAD people rest!

#8: Stale pooohsie!!!!

OBJ was a former prisoner!

He can never be a shadow of what Mandela stands for!

You are commended dear!
Don't mind those your e badu belle and e jolosi h-enemies of progress!!!
CHOP well my dear!
MAY YOUR H-ENEMIES "GO AND DIE" FOR EVER!!!!!
AMEN!!!!!

May they continue to attack each other!
Amen!!!!

If the parents are decadent?
Why blame a child?