₦airaland Forum

iykedare:
For fvck sake,Why are u guys giving names like
Kanwulia
Tpia
Chillisauce

Ermmmmmmm. . . . .FYI
I have passed the NL CST oooooooh.(Nairaland chronic sisterhood test)
Been a "Mrs". . . .for almost 20 years ooooooooooh!

Sorry my dia!
I nor MARRY for NL!
Amiiiiiiiiiiiiin ooooooooooh!!!!

Chillisauce:
marital status doesnt matter.


NL wife materials..

Idowuogbo
edwife
beeevan
efemenaxy
phema
damiso
Godgreat
have i mentioned chillisauce?
kanwulia
sambarry
cococandy
pickabeau (i no write 1 oh)
carefree
sophyrocks
odilafta
buka
ileogbotojo
chaircover

.....

Thank you joooooooor!
Dun meihn dozzzzu jolosi pipo dem!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia please come o.your attention is needed here

am surprised that you are not even here sef

Nne! I juss dey close from work o.

Argggggggh! The kain tin wey NL/NIGERIAN/AFRICAN Mgbeke/Alatika blokos-starved krase women go do be this ke!

Dem don learn how to "niked" dem fellow-women for public like their MALE-TERROR-LORDS dey teach dem na. "EJIGBO-LEHGUS" style!


Now you understand why I don't sympathize with these VERRRRRY FAAAAAAAT, UGGGGGGGLY and LOCAL fish-wives!

If na me ehn? I go make sure I use the wife act "blue fim" witi some LIBERIAN-EBOLA grass cutters post for "YOU and ME tube" welehi-telehi!

Even her new-born goats will not be spared. I GO KILL ALL OF THEM. . . . Including the "he-goat" of a "MAAAAAASTRESS"!

Bunch of ezzzzzzholes wey dem wor-wor totos don SAWA for h-insai marriage ngwo-gwo soup tey tey!

Na the SWEEEEEEET LEPASCIOUS-SHANDIES with tight and juizzzzy pooocies outside dem "matrimonial dungeons" say make dem dey dey use dem anusez to "go forth and REPLICATE" efry 6 months. . . .with dem totos wey don dey "digest" penish like boar-constrictors wey dey swallow h-elephants without drinking wota?

Abi man nor dey taya to hear toto wey nor dey taya to "mess" 24/7?
If they are not "expecting", they are MENSTRUATING foul smelling blood and "fishy" gas fumes all over town ke!
Mtcheeeeeeew!

How dem "sele bobo" usbans nor go h-abandon dem "patience ozokwor" ati "salads abeni" funky azzes wey soap and wota nor dey h-eva fit "gum", waka lef dem to roast ni?

So, the man go stop to "KYEAT" abi?

* time to go wash my NYANSH before e rotten for Disu my 12+ hour dross. . . chai*

The mind is a beautiful thing to waste!
Why can't BLACK AFRICAN NIGGERS turn into NEPA transformers and GIVE NIGERIA SOME DAMN ELECTRICITY?

Homosexuality is a sickness?
Bisexuality nko?

Thanks for the info!

Mgbok?
There is a gay agenda?

Na 'bisexual' agenda fear me pass o!

It does not change the FACT that he or she will ALWAYS BE MY CHILD and loved by me!
The world can go on hating. . .in his own image and likeness!
Hateful GODS have hateful followers!

Life is a choice. . . .live yours and let others live theirs!

How can she be 'starving'?
With boys like FLAVOR AND KCEE on the loose?
Abi she nor know road to ONITSHA MARKET. . . .Upper Iweka Road
Or POUND ROAD ABA?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcKh7eOR3c

Nothing I will not give to have those 2 HOT LOCAL IGBOTIC BOYS IN MY BED O!

One for FRONT
One for BACK

I don reach HEAVEN be dat o!
There are starving wives in NIGERIA?
Impossible!!!!

SELE BOBO GO PON MY BEAT O!

Mumu wife!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

ultrazone:
Wow! You must have strong reasons for this opinion. Feel free to share.

I don't like to do anything 'jointly'. . . I live in an INDEPENDENT WOMAN'S WORLD!
It is just not my heritage.
My mother did not do so. . . I don't know any females around me with such a concept.
Very foreign. . .that's all!

It would be nice to stick to one issue at a time.
You don't sound like a content individual.
Your outlook on life is quite 'gloomy'!

Your first step is to be evaluated for depression.
You have some unresolved issues.
Nothing to do with what you are discussing here.
Please, see a SHRINK ASAP!

Yes!
But with only minus $50 dollars there!

Not in my life or DEATH time!
Especially if he is a NIGERIAN MAN!

Dem still dey cut toto for this day and age?
Ndi 'Ekitty Kat' di kwa egwu o!

She is not even a 'wife'. . . but a 'fiancee'?
Royal BUSH family indeed!

“She (Olufunke) is not helping us, neither is she
helping our daughter she has taken away. There are
certain cultural practices that we adhere to in our
land, some are avoidable while others are not. This
practice of circumcision is part of the unavoidable
ones. Olufunke cannot prevent us from carrying out
cultural and traditional rites on our own blood. It is
a must that we do the circumcision rites for the
girl. Moreso, that the child is a princess, a daughter
from the royal family of Ushi Ekiti and possibly a
future regent!.

Local tinz!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

May your wish be granted!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . .!!!

Who says you can't get divorced and still think of your children's best interest?
It only means the children were never loved in the first place!
Divorce is not an excuse to abandon the needs of your children.

Divorce is better than hanging around dysfunctional parents!
Amen!!!!

Their is no such thing as a PERFECT PARTNER. . . .Please, stop dreaming!

Immaturity at work!

Prayer without works. . . . = AFRICAN MAGIC!

You can only advice abi?

You are 23 years old?
You go soon carre belle FOR YA PAPA. . . and YA MAMA GO GIF HER BLESSING!
Make you siddon for dia dey do 'golden ghyel'!

Your mates be grand mamas for H-America ke!


Fine ghyel
Sessy gyel
Beta pikin!
You look like your 'mama pikin'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYazMGeCC4w

People are dying of EBOLA. . .you 'friend' is worried about 'baldness'?
I can only pity his level of vanity.
Tell am make im go siddon for gutter jor!

NEVER!!!!!

To 'forsake all others' was NEVER part of my marriage contract, and will NEVER be!
Thanks!

The democratic pattern of parenting.
Everyone has a voice!

Not the 'typical' Nigerian template of parenting. . . . for the emotionally, spiritually, physically and sexxxually abused!

Do you sleep with someone outside your marriage for revenge, or you sleep with someone because you have the utmost sexual chemistry?
I see you met your match in the game of 'phocking without a sense of purpose'!
Awon 'dumb and dumber'!

OP. . . .she is only following the example you have set.
You only got 'served'. . . in your own coin!
Please, deal with it!

The will of his 'God' abi?
When that una 'God' say 'YES'. . . .who can say 'NO'?

Women raised with low self-esteem issues!
100% YES!
They should DIE inside the abuse.
No sympathies!
Amen.


If na to fight other women for the same BEASTS OF MEN . . . dem mouth go dey run like 'mmiri jordan' ati 'by the rivers of babylon'!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

mekzyjoe:
MUMU CLOWN..DIRTY PIG

Make I nor smell your azze for the family sesssshun with dez your useless threads ahgen o!
Ijjiot!

ifyalways:
Hahaha.

Have a pleasant trip, AJ.

Thank you my dear. . . I don come back!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia where are you o.i don taya for all this kain mumu thread and stooped comments. Come and drop it like its hot o

Me sef don taya o.
Na im make my go dig up my Netflix plus Hulu Plus. . . .

esteltiarra:
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Hehehe.............kanwulia is the bomb and venom for this kind of thread,.........

Nor be this kain thread abeg.
I don't know any "Sura the tailor" husband with an Mgbeke woman as wife struggling a with 'housemaid' rival in my own part of the world o.
Everything get level abi?

I can't relate with this kind of thread.
Na "Nollywood" marriages be dis kain tin o.


My rivals are all professionals. . . not housemaids! Amen!!!

EfemenaXY:
Why?

Why would it be hard to forgive and forget what you've seen live, before you? Abeg explain...



Lol! I get where you're coming from K, but for the benefit of those guys on here who don't, would you mind breaking it down further for them pls?

In other words. . . .You must mean a lot to me to devote time to such sentiments.
I believe in the 'move on' theory of life o.
I nor even know weda offenders dey alive or dead.

Na so e pain me reach?

If I can't stand you. . . I avoid you. Simple!
Which wan be forgive and forget again?

I nor get that kain time or energy o.
Life is to short for petty grudges. . . ESPECIALLY FROM PEOPLE WHO MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU OR YOUR LIFE!

NAIJA "gigolos" . . . . Ova to you!
Instead, dem go wan kyop you. . . . .kyop ya wallet!

Broke h-azzzzz, useless tinz dem!

dmz:
U can have him wear one before u blow.

The men WEY like to kyop my uncooked "sushi" nko?

Make I say no?
Mba nuuuuuuuu!!!!