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FamilyRe: Pros And Cons Of Getting Married To Your Agemate by Kanwulia: 5:52pm On Dec 11, 2013
More respect!
EQUAL RIGHTS! kiss
FamilyRe: Has Marriage Counseling Made Any Difference To Your Marriage? by Kanwulia: 3:19pm On Dec 11, 2013
Not applicable. I have absolutely no problems with my marriage.
We are in the AGAPE phase, aka "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF"!
Hallelujah!!!!! cool
FamilyRe: Is Michelle Obama Truly A Jealous Woman ? by Kanwulia: 3:15pm On Dec 11, 2013
Nope!
Just bored like any happily-MARRIED woman who needs a BLOOODY, good phock! kiss
A much welcomed relief from an essentially-stale BLOKOS!
POTUS or no POTUS!
Blokos na blokos! kiss
PoliticsRe: Defected PDP Governors Will Soon Return, Begging For Forgiveness – Gulak by Kanwulia: 3:10pm On Dec 11, 2013
Dream on NIGGA!
He that is down need fear of a fall. . . . He that is low, no pride!
Google it! kiss
FamilyRe: Problem Shared Half Solved by Kanwulia: 2:26pm On Dec 11, 2013
alutacontinua: Lmao grin grin
I tire for Kanwulia oo
Besides, I miss ur Olivia Pope siggy... embarassed
Awwwwwwwww!!!!
Sorry dear! kiss


*Kei!!!!! 7:30AM. . . .time for hotel room continental FREEEEEEEE breakfast. one more night to work, then off for 7 days! time for another vacation* cool
FamilyRe: What Has Marriage Taught You? by Kanwulia: 2:07pm On Dec 11, 2013
ALWAYS TO HAVE A MARRIED, WEALTHY BOYFRIEND ON THE SIDE TO EASE MY SORROWS! kiss
Marriage would have sucked big time! kiss
Now, I yammu h-enjoying the VERY BEST OF ALL WORLDS! cool
FamilyRe: The Punishment You Dreaded Most As A Child? by Kanwulia: 1:59pm On Dec 11, 2013
Not going abroad for SUMMER HOLIDAYS! cry
Aje-butter life gooooooood o! grin
FamilyRe: Problem Shared Half Solved by Kanwulia: 1:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
Absolutely correct! cool
The reason I have A HUSBAND and A BOYFRIEND! cool
FamilyRe: How I Raped Teenager To Death- Confession Of 34-yr-old Serial Rapist by Kanwulia: 1:52pm On Dec 11, 2013
That tribe again? cheesy
The effects of the B-IANCAN wars! wink
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Preparing For War In 2015 by Kanwulia: 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2013
Good idea!
Welcome to D-IAFRA!!! Not B-IAFRA!!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Blamed For Revealing Sanusi's Letter To Jonathan by Kanwulia: 1:43pm On Dec 11, 2013
Kanwulia: He learned well from OBJ!!! grin
Now we know what the NORTH is crying for power!
Mu che che che che che cheesy
Awa money eeeeeeeey!
Chei!!!!!! AWA MONEY!!!!! AFRICAN MONEY EEEEEEEEEEEEEY, OGA DEY CHOP AM YANFU-YANFU!!!!! grin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Blamed For Revealing Sanusi's Letter To Jonathan by Kanwulia: 1:41pm On Dec 11, 2013
He learned well from OBJ!!!
Now we know what the NORTH is crying for power!
Mu che che che che che cheesy
FamilyRe: Long Distance Marriage, How Do You Cope? by Kanwulia:
Ask DR.NO(Ngozi Okonjo)! kiss
Very easy after 10 or 20 years of MATRIMONIAL and PATRIMONIAL torture! kiss

Every time you meet is a romantic reunion!
Welcome to OPEN MARRIAGE!
I looooooove it! cool
The secret to peace of mind, long life, EVERLASTING BEAUTY and THE ONLY FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! kiss
Who wanna live with a Nigerian man under the same roof for more than one week per year? shocked
Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

You will just get FAT, OLD AND WRINKLE WITH DEPRESSION!!!
Not my portion o! Which kain DORTY love be dat? undecided
FamilyRe: Long Distance Marriage, How Do You Cope? by Kanwulia: 1:29pm On Dec 11, 2013
This my Kindle HDX sef! grin
FamilyRe: Ex Boyfriend Wanting To Come Back by Kanwulia: 1:11pm On Dec 11, 2013
Yes!
Na crime to look hot? grin
The bobo wan phock you beg!
If he was good in bed, please KNACK him gooooooood and kiss him goodbye simple. kiss
If he sucked or cannot SUCK, abeg fashi his nappy-headed blokos jor! kiss


'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO'? kiss
Abeg ask Ike and Tina Turner! kiss
PoliticsRe: Presidency Gave N32 Billion To 16 PDP Governors – APC by Kanwulia: 12:07pm On Dec 10, 2013
No problem!
AN UNGRY man is A HANGRY man!
Starve im with IMPEASSSSSSSHMENT!!!!! kiss
FamilyRe: Were You Able To Sustain Your 2013 Resolution? by Kanwulia: 11:57am On Dec 10, 2013
I don't keep such promises!
I do what I damn well please! kiss
PoliticsRe: PDP Negotiates With Defecting Governors, Senators by Kanwulia: 4:16pm On Dec 08, 2013
I want the terms of negotiations made public. . . . !
Since the backdoor negotiations between OBJ and ATK . . . . ended in what we are experiencing now!
I would like a rotational presidency. . . .5 zones.
NORTH
SOUTH
EAST
WEST
MIDDLEBELT



The south has had 14 years already!
Time for the North and MiddleBelt to have a chance! kiss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsgIpLvH7mU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF98_U97VFk

Let the 'BIAFRANS' always go last! kiss

R.I.P Sonny Okosun! kiss
PoliticsRe: Why Amaechi Is Always Ahead Of Presidency. ~david West by Kanwulia: 4:10pm On Dec 08, 2013
The dude surprised me o!
I am pleasantly impressed with his GAMBIT mentality! kiss
I still fear for his life with those APC TOUTS! kiss
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope With Your Immediate Sibling by Kanwulia:
Hmmmm! As the older sibling. . . YOU CAN NEVER STOOP TO THEIR LEVELS!!! kiss
They will push you once in a while. . . .WALKING AWAY FROM CONFRONTATIONS WITH LOVED ONES is not a sign of weakness! kiss
I don't go there with my SIBLINGS OR HUSBAND OR THAT MY LOVING BOYFRIEND!!! cool
If I love you. . . I WILL ALWAYS WALK AWAY. . . UNLESS I HATE YOU. . . .THEN I MAKE SURE I KILL YOU FIRST! kiss

With my family members. . . I have learned to be:

As careful as SOLDIER
As patient as a VULTURE
As peaceful as a DOVE
As wise as a SERPENT
As deaf as GOODLUCK JONATHAN. . . cheesy
As dumb as a POST
As blind as a BAT
As gentle, humble and meek as a LAMB
As dead as DOOR-NAILS


MOST IMPORTANTLY BY [size=20pt]MY[/size] MOST AMAZING LOVE, GRACE AND MERCY!!!

I am the oldest(with only 5 years between us all) . . . so I have to YIELD always. . . and let them DIE FIRST WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE like them PAPA!!!! kiss

If dem gang up against you ehn? SWEEEEEICIDE go better pass you! Kai!!! cheesy

Walahi-Talahi. . . I FOR DON KILL ALLADEM! angry
YOU CAN NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVER WIN ANY ARGUMENT WITH ANNNNNNNNNNNNY OF THEM. . . lai-lai!!!! grin
Na die you see so! JUST WAKA!!!! kiss

If I open my mouth. . . .I LIVE TO REGRET IT. . . I refuse to let them take me there. I am waaaaaaaaay past that phase! kiss

I love it when the say I 'have changed'. . . . Little do they know that I am trying to OUTLIVE THEM!

Mu he he he he he
FamilyRe: Ideal Christmas Presents/ Gifts For Children by Kanwulia: 2:59pm On Dec 08, 2013
For the teenagers. . . . .I bought. . . .LAPTOPS and THE SIMS SERIES!!!! cool

From SIMS3 TO SIMS4! kiss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJQoZDBdp3g


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUcsUvGDJJ0

No noise in the house! grin
Dem nor dey gree go out again o!
Chai!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!
Welcome to the anti-social world of COMPUTER GAMES! cheesy
FamilyRe: Ideal Christmas Presents/ Gifts For Children by Kanwulia:
yellowpawpaw: Kanwulia, I taught u don't celebrate xmas?

Chei, na so some people go dey follow ur mouth not knowing u r simply having fun!

Most don't c thru the drama.
U r a very good mum. Ur kids r really enjoying cos I always c d love in ur posts anytime u mention them.
May u reap from ur hard work. kiss
Amen!!! To you too!
I celebrate CHRISTMAS. . . a welcomed holiday. I CELEBRATE ALL HOLIDAYS FOR JOLLIFICATION PURPOSES!!!! cool
NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY FOR MOI O. cool


I LOVE THE GREEN, RED, WHITE, BLUE COLORS!!! The festivities and FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! cheesy
If you have been to SANTALAND in Tyler/Lindale Texas. . . .CHRISTMAS GO HUNGRY YOU DIE! Kai!
The reason I can NEVER SPEND XMAS OUTSIDE THIS USA. . . . Unless, it is for a family reunion. None this year. . . TAKING A BREAK FROM FIGHTS AND THE EVIL SPIRITS THAT . . .SATANICALLY. . . .AND. . . .DEMONICALLY. . . POSSESSETH SOME OF 'EM! Amen!!kiss

I loooooooooove 'em MY DARLING kids! cool cool cool cool cool

Just waiting to them go close for the holidays. . .SANTALAND, HERE WE COME AGAIN! cool
Even my mama cannot wait. . . .WITH WHEELCHAIR!!!
Mu he he he he he

WE SPEND A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE DAY THERE!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeRfRmeAIWY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34vBQ55RVg
FamilyRe: Ideal Christmas Presents/ Gifts For Children by Kanwulia: 10:18am On Dec 08, 2013
PORTABLE GAMING SYSTEMS! cool
I have already given mine their xmas presents!
They cannot put them down. . . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne8IJ2bGaoU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7exScQaBFkI


MARIO AND THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BUNDLES!!!!!!!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Wants Stiffer Penalties For Sex Offenders by Kanwulia: 7:08pm On Dec 07, 2013
It must be a NATIONAL endemic/pandemic for sure!
Little girls are not safe with 99% of Nigerian men.
The older they get. . .the more 'pedo-philic' they become!
At least we know for sure. . . HER HUSBAND likes women of his own age!
Unlike those like Ojukwu, Yerima or OBJ! grin
FamilyRe: Are Men That Cunny And Cruel by Kanwulia: 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2013
A Nigerian man for you. No surprise there! kiss
He would prolly kill her.
No hope for women in Nigeria I swear! grin
FamilyRe: How Many People Have You Invited To Nairaland? by Kanwulia:
NONE! kiss
I don't wanno chat with them offline. . . not to mention online! Who cares about their opinions? undecided
I don't do 'crowds'! kiss
For my entertainment only! cool

I deal with 'issues'. . . not people! kiss
Unless the people have issues!
I LOVE MY SPACE! kiss

Why should I care? Is NAIRALAND my father's or mother's business? undecided
Nobody invited me. . . LET THEM INVITE THEMSELVES! kiss
FamilyRe: An Ideal Love-what It Is by Kanwulia: 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2013
ifyalways: All this epistle for an over-rated four letter words?

@mama chichi,you aged gracefully.
No stress in life. . . or death! cool

Happy Holidays dear! kiss
PoliticsRe: PDP Is Dying (what Of They Are Ready To Give N5000 To Each Nigeria?) by Kanwulia: 4:21pm On Dec 07, 2013
I can't accept N5000.
But I will accept 5 Million Naira! kiss
PoliticsRe: MUST READ: How Life And Death Of Mandela Has Affected Me As A Nigerian by Kanwulia: 4:19pm On Dec 07, 2013
He did not affect me in anyway!
He lived and died well.
I am doing the same. . . .Period!
The man was 95. . . .

What do you have to show for your own life. . .besides 'hero-worshipping'? kiss
GO AND SET YOUR OWN LEGACY IN NIGERIA! kiss
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah's Case Dieing Gradually by Kanwulia:
Before nko?
I am sooooooo happy about it!
Death to those who do not want women to KYOP WITI NIGERIAN POLITIFS! kiss
FamilyRe: An Ideal Love-what It Is by Kanwulia: 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2013
An ideal love is SELF-LOVE!
Unconditional! cool cool cool

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