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The best marriage counsellors are the couples involved in the marriages.
Everyone else. . . . Na BUSY BODY O!

*back to my sweeeeeet h-american work jare*

Contentment!
I am very emotionally and financially independent!
The ability to keep myself HAPPY without missing ANY GOD OR MAN!!!!

Do condoms protect the mouth?

Yes!
No one is worth my stress!
Too busy h-enjoying life to dwell on NONENTITIES!

How many men I wan keep ni?
Dem be Olympic gold medals?

Only in backward places like H-AFRICA.
In my sweeeeet H-America, who would give a kworah of a phock?

If you like live h-inside belle of whale like Jonah for bible. . . . No barry go look ya azzzzze once!

Poverty dey smell!
Shior!

Life in America!
Unbeatable!!!!!

Payday. . . . Like today, so I can keep spending money to enjoy my sweeeeeet life!

ladygogo:
Lol. This thread funny die.! .



Lol. @alutacontinua. Bad azs combo. you will be a good money manager o.

I bet kanwulia is from space.

The stereotyping is worse amongst ekiti people. Even my Dads driver(an ekiti man) will tell you he can't stand ijebu people.lol

One SCRUFFFFFFY IJEBU DUDE wey lice full im head and BLOKOS try to chase me with Garri and bushmeat in UNIBEN those days.

I just take broom sweep am out of my compound!

Local tin!
Verrrry DIRTY!!!!

5minsmadness:
I now know how old you are!

Was I hiding in the "geriatric" section of NL before?

mekzyjoe:
. U r sick n stupiid,,jst to let u no....notin is funny abt u n ur post,,,,always a fool..mofo

Juss tain ya "dumb-God" say I don h-enter plane!
Ewu!

I always get a kick from this your GOD without his or her own marriage. . . . Telling y'awl about marriage bans and ordination!

The utmost arrogance!

Odilafta:
Yea,yea,shopping things
abeg explain that last sentences ..E don tey wey I go school last

MEANING. . . . .you have invested much valuable time explaining how to use common sense, which has never been common by the way!

Odilafta:
Kanwulia,where have you been?






I smell selfishness from the Op's side..She doesn't want to let a good guy go and she wants to establish a world-class business...
My take,
Take it a step at a time,,finish studies,get a job(I actually think he wants you to be bouyant enough before getting into business),get married,have children,dedicate sometime to them and when they are grown enough,start your business.




Why do I keep having the thought that Op wants a politician and not a banker

I dey KAMKPEEEEEEEEE like OBJ!
It is the end of the year. . . . As in "END YEAR TINZZZZZ"!
Time to time up the LOSER-ENDS of 2014!!!!

2015 dey smell ooooooooooh!!!! AMINNNNNNNNNNN OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

I really appreciate your time spent on your "common sense" tips.

Oya KONTINU!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia like this abi?

OkoKEKERE ni?

O ti o!

SAMBARRY:
Lobatan

Abi?
Na who h-advise you or me ke?
Shiooooooooooor.

Women and their issues!

Joblessness nor go kill dem ooooooooooo
Kai !!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Won't you give her wise words of admonition before she puts her legs in?

Naaaaaaah.
Marriage is like a Pandora-Box!

You can NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTEN INTO. . . ..or how you got there IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why bother?

Nigerian movies!

Because of the "backward elements" aka LOCAL STARS who can't decide if they are Africans or BRITICO-AMERICANA WANNABEES!

This is good news!

Is it HUSBAND-PROOF?
Husbands are the CHIEF R-APIZTS abi?
How do I remove the "bad luck" if I am in "Christmas Runzzzz Mood"? I go begin fain dokita to remove the "LOJACK" ni?
If agro catch me for night nko.....AFTER I WEAR AM?

OkoBABANLA!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia baby.your attention is needed here

What was the problem again dear?
I don't see any o. . . . .but the usual tok-tok between couples WHO ALWAYS DELUDE THEMSELVES that THEY CAN CONTROL a matrimonial snowmobile in the event of an domestic earthquake!

Sha-sha. . . . Make dem marry FIRST!
I don't really take such "musings" seriously.
Make dem finish with round 1 first.

Na audition dem dey do first!
Please, allow the OP to indulge in her most self-validating fantasies.
Every woman needs that abi?

Signs that SHOW. . . .
Not SIGNS that SHOWZZZZZZZZZ!
Thank you!

Oh yeah!
I have not stopped crying!

STEEL MAGNOLIAS
MASK
THE CHAMP
MILLION DOLLAR BABY

And the moral of the story?

Only a man's REAL FAMILY can die with him!!!! Closest to HIS BLOKOS!!!

Women! Stop dying for BLOKOSES that are not yours!

What your God or Allah has joined on Earth, no one can put AZZZZZUNDA!!!

Amen!!!

My "fellow widows". . . . Your "womanhoodSSSS" live on!

Ahem!
What was the thread about again?
I don chop finish. . . . I can see cLIAAALY na!

*waiting impatiently for my "DESERT"!*

korel9:
I don't get you.

Meaning. . . . .WOMAN SHALT NOT LIVE BY MAN ALONE!!! AmeMMMMMMM!!!
If you like cheat on me o
If you like no cheat on me o

In the final analyZZZZZM. . . .

NA ONLY ME WAKA COME
NA ONLY ME GO WAKA GO

Ko bu ru
Ko ba je

I don really kia

Life is always full of choices.

No one can make me HAPPY or UNHAPPY but myself. The BUCK stops here! No passing!!!

*H-enjoying my RedLobster Sunday Dinner. . . . ALL BY MYSELF! Then off to da jazzzz club. . . . ALL BY MYSELF*

#4 for my face and hands. . . .
#3 for my nyansh. . . . Where the sun "don't shine"!

*bleassssssssshing is NEVER my portion . . . . .Hmmmmmmmm ooooooooooh*

Facebook still dey reign?

ENGLISH!!!!
The only language that will open ALL DOORS FOR THEM!

VERY VERY VERY SATISFIED!!!!

I have FINALLY arrived in MY GREAAAAAT USA!!!!

Zero debt!