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Good character is learned.
Where are the teachers?

spartacus11:
I will attend all ur family funeral



U wish dis for PMB





Wen some one wish same for u, u write dis

As ur pray dis prayer i tag u post above so that u will be d receiver of ur prayer, just as u wish it for PMB

Enjoy wat u have ask for

Abeg get lost!
Who is competing in your stUPid contest of witless banter with a NL, jobless moRRon like you?

Let Buhari, Tinubu and Atiku write for themselves.
Don’t address me.
Mind your damnest bizz!
I nor ask you.
Bye!

spartacus11:
I go attend ur funeral

While you live a loooooooog and miserable life to bury all your family members YOUNGER than you(anything related to you) plus all other surviving EXTENDED relatives IN YOUR BLOOD LINE(from both your mother’s and father’s lineage) till no one can bury you or attend your funeral.

All living things related to you and younger than you must wither away miserably even in the afterlife, while you bury them all and die wretchedly ALONE.

Amen.

Nmeri17:


Btw I just found this throwback video of you doing love nwantiti with Mr Almond Joy on yall's wedding day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTh7rNNAs5M

Lie!!!

I have never done and will never do a white wedding! Not to mention “kiss like BUSHMEATS”!

Too happily-Agnostic for stuffy churches.

This is BAAAAAD GREAT NEWS!!!!

Let us Why spread the “cancer” of CHANGE?
Make dem die with Buhari jor!!!!

Really?
Not as simple as that!

When PSYCHOS get into relationships, nothing can help.

The only thing needed is a healthy MIND to make and attract the RIGHT CHOICES.

The reasons relationships fail is because PEOPLE ARE SICK in the MIND!

A discontent spirit can never succeed in relationships.

CircleOfWilis:
Kanwulia!!

Muhehehehe

There are SOOOOOO many reasons I can NEVER live ANYWHERE but the WESTERN WORLD.
Dealing with PHOCKING BUSY BODIES AND NEVER DO WELLS? All in the name of in-laws and “friends”?

Meeeeeeee? Going to camp in someone’s house or spending a day at a “friend’s” house?
I’d rather go to a ZOO and observe animals or DRINK HEMLOCK AND DIE!!!!!


Just imagine? IN-LAWS camping in MY HOUSE?
Or some YEYE friends coming to visit?

WITCHES and WIZARDS fall ON THEM!

Please, grow up! Betrayal is a part of LIFE!

One person can keep a secret.
Not TWO!

Anything you discuss with another is NO LONGER A SECRET!

Do like I do . . . . Pretend like I am not involved.

I really would not care a whiff of rat’s fart

Let them do their WORST!


Na me TALK AM, NA ME DO AM!

Let the heavens FALL and let hell FREEZE!

* no, i did not read the original post. first few lines too irritating! *

Over to those who deal with such “messes”!

Not in a marriage that deals with in-laws.
I don’t interact with any of my husband’s folk and vice versa! I don’t interact with my siblings spouses. We have PEACE!

Sorry, not into “communal living” or PEPPER SOUP GATHERINGS OF FRENEMIES.

Life is tough enough being married. The issues within the marriage are more than enough.

We only see when it is a “common” gathering.
No visiting or communicating unnecessarily.

If I need money, I go to the bank and BORROW at 2000% interest rate then PAY TILL I DIE!!!!

Only myself!

For ALL others, BOTH THE LOVE AND THE CONDITIONS are subject to CHANGE!

Do the people not change?
Do I NOT CHANGE?
Does LOVE not change?
Do CONDITIONS NOT CHANGE?

IF YOUR GODS LOVED YOU UNCONDITIONALLY, THEY WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO REPENT OR SEND YOU PASTORS OR PROPHETS!

Girls are NEVER safe in Nigeria.
Not for a million years to come.
Women are the WORST culprits as THEY ARE ALL VICTIMS who become ENABLERS even in MARRIAGE.

Nigerian boys become men.
The greatest threat of a female child!
Twa!!!!

Yet, it is a sin to MARRY an 8 year old in Northern Nigeria.

The hypocrisy of Christians and Southern Nigeria!

*spits again*

What SAVAGES!!!!!

Wetin missionary dey find for Nigeria in the 21st century?

Oyedepo, Okotie, Oyakhilome and all the other “Fire and Freezer Daddies” all over Nigeria nor do?

Na which kain “GOSPEL” or “VERSION” dem wan spread now?

The consequences of worshipping LAZY GODS!

R.I.P. Saint SQUURE Ian! You should be with “HIM” in “PARADISE”!

Chai!!!!!

Baaaad, unsophisticated make-up artistry.
“Bronzing’’ DAURA STYLE.
Can’t staaaaaand bronzing I swear.
Twaaaah!!!

daveP:
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Explorers
Mizmycoli
Tosyne2much
Safarigirl
Robosky2
Rokia2
Evablizin
Caracta
Lanicky
Afrok
Any1 that 'entertains' from Religion&Food section.
Elantracey
Naijaboiy
Flirtykaren
Kingtom
KanwuliaExtra
Lalas247
&finally someone that brings beta topic to your doorstep....

The above mentioned ooze Legendary&class

Delighted.
Many thanks.

25 BILLION FOR AKKANT OOOOOOOOH!!!!

LWKMD!!!!!!

Only 2 1/2 years?

Bihari!!! Tinubu!!!

See una lives?

As long as Okorocha dey dia. . . . . Na “komkombility” meeting be that o.

Hmmmm!
When IBB is older than BUHARI, anything is possible.

Wey BUHARI 25 BILLION ?

This LIVING CORPSE still dey travel?

EfemenaXY:


4!!

faints...

Oh yes o.

Even “a boo” get “a boo”!
Enjoy yasef BABY BOO!

https://www.nairaland.com/4132564/married-man-hides-camera-while

Nor be soul mates be dis?

The husband and wife get at least ONE SOUL MATE EACH.

All odas are for “breeding” purposes ke!

. . . when people make wrong decisions in marriage and come online to vent their frustration.

Who needs NL to vent frustrations?
I can do that at home from morning till night, with the “parties” involved ke.
Are we married to NL?

Wrong decisions in marriage. . . .
If marriage was a “Pandora’s Box”, there would be no divorces. Everyone will get it right as perfect humans.

Proudgorgeousga:
You should have created your own thread titled #kanwuliaextrasnuggets Lol

Just trying to “clarify” and “share”!
I doubt the OP wanted to help “us” out.
There! OP. You have my top TEN marital challenges.

Thanks for being such a “marvelous host”.

I yield to the “floor members”!

10. The concept of “LOVE”!
Ha! How many times we don hear am?

Love is the most DECEPTIVE word used between SPOUSES aka friends, lovers, enemies.

You fall out of love FASTER than you fall in.
Love has MANY phases. The first phase is LUST and the last phase is HATE.

In between the spectrum, you have warmth, humor, romance, deceit, manupulation, abuse and many more (+) and (-) forces. Love is a combination of GOOD and EVIL.

If you hate someone you can only grow to love that person. But if you ever loved a person and you get to the end of the spectrum called “hate”, GAME OVER! You can NEVER re-love that person for all the hurt.

Take your time and find out where you are at any given time in your relationship or marriage. If you use your head wisely, you can protect yourself from the ever changing concept called “love”.
For women, LOVE means emotional fulfillment, for men? A little emotion, FOOD, and LOTS OF SEXUAL fantasies.

Ladies and gents! Stop fighting. Just compromise.

The best time to fall in love is in your early adulthood(20-25). Please, you can’t fall in love AFTER 30 because you have learned NOT to trust people with your hearts. . . . And for good reasons!

When people profess love after age 30, just try to find out exactly what they mean.

You might just be dealing with someone or people who has/have no idea what he/she is/they are talking about.

9. The concept of a SOUL-MATE is extremely desirable, but extremely difficult to actualize.
Most will try to convince themselves that they have “soul mates”, but can NEVER be monogamous. Most are happily married, but with “extra-marital” soul-mates.

Usually in MOST relationships, the soul-mates are not the SPOUSES.

Most can’t wait for the children to grow up and leave the home, so they can BAIL!

If you are in a marriage, please find out WHO THE REAL SOUL-MATE is. You might be dealing with at least 4 people in any marriage.

You don’t need to ask if you are or have a “soul-mate”. Actions will always speak louder than words.

8. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing “holy” about the marriage institution. In fact it is best known as a war zone with many BATTLES aka CHALLENGES.

If you win or lose, depends on how CRAFTY and DYNAMIC you are in dealing with people in general.

It does not matter what religion or CULT you choose to belong to. You will always find INFIDELS and DEVIANTS in ANY!

Marriage is just one of those CULTS. It is either you are committed AS A COUPLE or not. One person cannot be the “believer”. They are way toooooo many “matrimonial infidels” in the world to make sure divorce rates remain on the rise. People who went looking for people to USE for their own selfish means and had no business getting married in the first place.



The main weapons you will need is wisdom, patience, COMMON SENSE, maturity, excellent communication skills and a great deal of self-control. The things money cannot buy.

Goooooo TIKKKKKU!!!!
OBJ! Go and HANG!

I dey laff oooooooo. . . .

MizMyColi:
Madam, I Love you.
OkBye

Welcome.

Even “ALLaH” rejected his corpse ke!

Zombie President!

6. If YOU MUST LEAVE A MARRIAGE, it should be because of the problems you have with YOUR SPOUSE, not because of “extra-marital distractions”!

You must heal old wounds before you can make room for healthier relationships. You MUST take a break to WORK on your own issues, so you do not “re-baggage your garbage” into new relationships.
Don’t be in a hurry to jump into the next BED.

Not all green is pasture on the outside o, most are “SWAMP THINGS”!


7. Every healthy marriage is based on FRIENDSHIP, COMMITMENT, RESPECT and EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION. . . . Not LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS. The SAD times will ALWAYS outnumber the HAPPY TIMES. But the quality of happiness will always overpower the pangs of sadness just like GOLD vs SILVER or BRONZE. That is LIFE IN GENERAL. No need to live in fantasy, it ain’t gonna happen.
Your golden medals of happiness, no matter how few will always be priceless compared to the many slivern or bronzened sad moments.

For some, DIVORCE is TRULY THE ONLY GOLDEN MOMENT worthy of many celebrations combined. Tufiakwa ooooooo! A most HELLISH marriage for sure.

If you cannot sit down and look each other eye-to-eye and TALK, SHARE and CONCLUDE matters . . .
You do not have a SPOUSE, you only have a HOUSE MATE! Don’t deceive yourself. . . . please.