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Africans finally learning the art of how to give and receive love.

There is HOPE!

Congrats! Many more years of bliss to come. Amen.

Jman06:
Wow! She is cute!...Tell her that one uncle is greeting her o Wow! She is cute!...Tell her that one uncle is greeting her o

Muchechechecheche
Sure!

Oyindidi:
E don tey I never see your post.
Wey madam tpia sef

Work was swamping last year.
Taking some time off.
Time to catch up on sleep.
Will resume in full force come February.

Who cares where he or she is? R.I.PIECES!
Not missed. Don’t givva damn.
Busy bodies who go about picking fights and other people’s posts.
Mtcheeeeeeeeew.

Oyindidi:
We miss you sha

Miss ke!
I still dey hia KAMKPEEEEEE!!!!

True love ke?
Star or not, DREAM ON!

Jman06:
Lol...I used to laugh so hard whenever i read those funny posts of yours. How is life with you? Is that your baby on your dp?

All na entertainment ke!
Life is goooooooood!!!!
Oh yes o.
My sweeet baby!

Jman06:
You now make more sense in your posts and I must commend you for that. Unlike before when your posts were like those of a drug addict.

This must be a new year resolution. Don't be offended o, just an honest observation.

Whatever!
I am pretty level-headed you know?
Until I encounter mannerless, drug-addicts that fail to respect themselves or mind their businesses.
Or think because they are phocking or sucking some mods or super-mods of GOONS abi na “SCAMMERS-LOVERS” who look the other way or for fear of being blackmailed, I should be harrased or intimidated for their personal entertainment.

Then I give ‘em three times what they inhaled or exhaled.

Sorry to disappoint ya. I don’t do resolutions.
I don’t need NL to suck or phock!
A trial will convince ya! I am EVER READY.
PLEASE. . . . Don’t be deceived.
You want peace, you garrit.
You want war, you garrit.

Simple.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/gossip.naija.ng/amp/1024866-7-sexy-nigerian-female-footballers-every-man-will-get-serious-konji.html


7 NIGERIAN FEMALE SOCCER STARS.
Only 1 BASED in NIGERIA!!!! She go soon run for her dearest life.

http://www.konbini.com/ng/lifestyle/five-nigerian-football-stars-now-play-chinese-super-league/


Nigerian soccer stars playing for CHINA!!!!

http://www.espn.com/soccer/nigeria/story/2939411/samson-siasia-quits-nigerian-football-following-rio-olympics

I've gone several months without getting paid, years of being derided and disrespected by the sports authorities in Nigeria but I am done already.

"It's sad that after all we went through to get to Brazil and end up winning a bronze medal, the players, coaching and backroom staff never received a 'thank you' in appreciation despite a turbulent time at the Olympics."

Payment issues for their flight meant Nigeria were held up in Atlanta, and only landed in Brazil hours before their opening 5-4 win over Japan.

Left STRANDED at Atlanta airport, the Nigerian team had to fly on DELTA AIRLINES ON CREDIT!!!!

http://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/17208132/nigeria-olympic-football-squad-left-stranded-atlanta-payment-issue

During the tournament, players boycotted a training session in the build-up to their quarterfinal against Denmark in a dispute over pay, while midfielder John Obi Mikel also settled part of the team's hotel bills and was subsequently reimbursed by Nigeria's sports ministry.

What a USELESS COUNTRY!!!!!

Recognized indeed!
While playing for CHINA!

Come and play for Nigeria and INSTANT DEATH will be your portion ke!

No SANE athlete will play for any NIGERIAN team.

You will be DISGRACED for sure.

Why does it matter?

No certificates in traditional marriages.
Inferiority complex of Nigerian traditions ke!
Only the WHITE tradition is superior.
Blame colonial mentalities and “I must marry for CHURCH” tinz.

Then get a registration of your marriage in court.
No need for wedding.

Simple.

What other choices do you have OUT THERE?
Most NIGERIAN ladies are made OLOSHOS by the society.

Let us face it.
Most of NIGERIAN MEN are CULTISTS!
Most of NIGERIAN WOMAN are OLOSHOS!

Blame poverty!

You have only 2 choices.

1. Marry an OLOSHO now and hope she turns to a SAINT.

2. Marry a SAINT now and pray she never turns to an OLOSHO!

In any case, TRUST is going to ALWAYS be an issue with relationships.

Another “blog tory”!
Next please.

There are NO guarantees in life!
Only in death.

Hope it makes your BLOKOS STRRRRRRONGER every night!


I “heard” that women “serving” men food ON THEIR KNEES helps to cure IMPOTENCE!

I don’t need to read more.
Your marriage, YOUR BUSINESS!

The matter was solved on the blog that posted it.
Why bring regurgitated stories to NL?
Next topic please.

https://www.nairaland.com/901342/it-normal-wife-ignore-serving


Another topic on the “serving” matter.

Oba of Benin nor dey carry last.
Lai lai!!!!

Ndi “across the Niger”!
When will you learn SWAG?

What is this?
Terrible outfit.

Very LOCAL.
Check out Ibe Kachikwu and real swag.
These “across the Niger” people sef!

Oya NAIJA babes!
Get to work.
FOOD IS READY!

See correct bachelor with potentials.
Don’t let him leave Nigeria without one of YOU!

Greatzeus:
So Everytime you want to eat as a husband,you go to the pot and dish out your food? While your wife watch Telemondo? Are you sure it's not your picture inside that bottle that was found on the beach

You are not yet “a husband”!
Till then, COOK AND FEED YOURSELF.
Why are you on NL whining?
Be brave and confront your “imaginary wife-to-be”.
I am sure you will receive the HEAVENLY-SLAP of your life ke.

What a woose!

Bush man!

Serve you food INDEED!
You think you are living in the 1840s?
Please, do yourself a favor and STARVE TO DEATH jor!

Lucky you! She showed you she is tired of your azzzze before the so-called wedding.

You have your chance to get out of the “slave-master” relationship and find you another desperate girl to obey your commands.

Rubbish!

https://www.nairaland.com/4273464/no-sane-person-vote-ohaneze


IS TINUBU SANE?

Muchechechecheche
SR vs FFK

Round 3!

Gbagaun!!!!!!

3 FAILED MARRIAGES?
Na JUJU?

Muchechechecheche

Return FIRE!!!!!

A single term in office is honorable IF THE POWER belongs to THE PEOPLE.
Let THE PEOPLE decide that!

Not YOU TINUBU!
So SHUT UP!

Lousy king-maker.

Politics is PERSONAL!
Take it or leave it!

Hmmmmmm!

OLEKUUUUUU!!!!!

Nigeria and THE WORLD are tired of THE DUNCE FROM DAURA?

https://www.nairaland.com/4273591/cardinal-okogie-buhari-must-joker/1#63951849