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Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
Nigeria don TAYA for DAURA DUNCE!

Nigeria don TAYA for CHANGE?

I am sure he is crying because “nor be BOY”!

Daeylar:
Simple and short. You didn't even want to say they may come back together. I couldn't help but smile.
Story is sad

Did I even read the “tory”?
Abeg, relationship matters bore me to death.
Too many cases.

If you are not happy, then move on.

If they reconnect in the future, better luck to them.

Life is damn too short to be miserable.

Na by force to “marry” or “stay married”?

Oh yes o.
From THEIR FATHERS.
Or from wives or mothers who suffered ABUSE from the men in their lives.

All victims were ABUSED BY MEN FIRST!

Kai!!!!

Time for work and LOVING IT! TGIF!!!!!

Congratulations on your freedom from a marriage in bondage.
Better luck next time.

What “Riches”?
With that kain mud house abi na “country home”?

armyofone:
The good old days and it was hot here.
Happy New year to you!
I dey find sleep after this fish stew wey I chop.
Your combo of pizza, coke/stout na sign of enjoyment.

Happy New Year sis.
Those days WERE SUPER HOOOOOOOT!
Tons of TINZ were ‘appening I SWEAR.
NL can NEVER recover those years lai lai.
So much KUNG FU-FUN.
People were REAL, till the okoro-mgbatic bush meats entered NL market begin spread “EBOLA” and many incurables.

Dem don go find “REAL WORK” or quench for jail offline ke!
Muchechechecheche

Fresh fish stew! Yummy.
Abeg I join you to continue the h-enjoyment thru 2018 and beyond.

Aminnnnnnnn oooooooooooh.

Yeaaaaah!
The good old days.

Once an insomniac, always an insomniac.

12:00AM
Chopping pizza and drinking STOUT/COKE.
Work in 6 hours after a blessed 4 days off.
Life is GOOOOOOOOOD!

Money cannot buy maturity, committment, a sense of responsibility, respect or LOVE.

Sharing is caring. . . . MINUS DESPARATION!

Stale problem, stale solution.

Another “close-friend” tory.
You want NL to give advice to YOU to give to YOUR CLOSE FRIEND?

Sometimes people just need a pair of “listening ears” without a problem solver.

I don’t know why MARRIED PEOPLE keep confiding in SINGLE PEOPLE.

THE BIGGEST MISTAKE NUMERO UNO!

OP! Please, find your own spouse of NINE YEARS to punch, alienate and imprison you for starters. Then you come back to NL for advice.

Next please.

Because GENERALLY-SPEAKING wives aka “Pennis-Pluggers” are stressful and boring.

Wives preach, fast, pray, cast, bind, nag, spy, meddle, interrogate and CRUCIFY!


Girlfriends aka “Pennis-Pumpers”, on the other hand are fun and exciting.

Girlfriends are confidantes, romantic, eager to please, take pride in their appearances, out-going and sexually-adventurous.


A wife shortens a man’s life, but a girlfriend prolongs it.

Now, as a man? Will you try to sexually-impress a “log of wood” wifey or a “slay-queen-side-chick” that boosts your self-esteem?

It is easier to achieve “orgasmic heights” with a girlfriend than with a wife.

Same goes for WOMEN!

*ask Dr. N.O.l.*

No divorce necessary.

zicoraads:
And you? Is this how 'you did it?'?

Iffa hear

Different strokes!
All about peace!
No competition.

That is the way to do it!
Happier than MOST married couples for sure.

It is one thing to SPEAK, and another to MEAN what you say.

Nothing gets to a NIGERIAN man than when you move on WITHOUT GLOATING about him.

Larry Gentry, please respect yourself.

zicoraads:
I miss having your comments around here

And your incredibly witty self as well

Time for the younger generation to “speak”!
The dsys of intellectual stimulation are so over.
Blame APC.

Pele o!

Idiotic President!

Fulani terrorists nko?

Why not fly him to London?
EWU!!!!

Why not fly him to London?
EWU!!!!

Jman06:
That's unfair !

Why didn't the ex marry her Why wait for another man to make commitment to the lady only for the ex to show up now

If the woman wanted an open relationship she should have just opted for that and not marry this man. This marriage thing sef. Getting more scary every day. It seems i would have to look for a girl who never had a boyfriend when i want to settle.


SayNoToCheating

Poor you.
Ask your parents.
Stop living in fantasy ocean please.
Life is quite complicated.
People are never true to THEMSELVES not to mention to OTHERS.

It is called DYSFUNCTION.
Good luck with finding a healthy mind not to mention body in this day and age.

It gets tougher and rougher.

STEFUW2018:
Are there no Nigerians working legally in europe/USA again?

Meaning what?

Yahoo yahoo also means EMOTIONAL 419!
Not just financial con-artists.
To make sure your are not dating an ONLINE-PSYCHO ke!

You must get to know yourselves and families OFFLINE TOO.
Simple.

Boy!
Talk about carrying 2016 problems to 2018!
I am sure you have had problems for over 2 years ke!

Na today you begin owe house rent?
What doesn’t kill ya makes ya stronger.

We all have our problems.
January 2nd is a good day to start looking for solutions.

Today is to celebrate ONLY!
No BYTCHING please.
Thank ya!

Women surely live longer than men.
Oya show us BLACK MEN who are not BABY DADDIES!

Can you track them from JAIL?

*what’s up with the white shirt and the “wrappers” with the first 2 generations?

Na by force to wear “Oyinbo White Blouse”?

Hell NO!
I must have a courtship OFFLINE too.
Too many yahoo-yahoos out there.

morgan844:
my wife still communicate and send picture to her former boy friend. even after i have warned her

Poor you!
You have a lot to learn about marriage.
Stop living in a fantasy world.
2 people may ATTEMPT to become one.
You can NEVER be ONE.

After you warned her?
She means you should do your worst.

The “ex” is sweeeeter than you.

Religion can only breed HYPOCRITES.
Blame religion.

Pastor-marriage tins.
Aka “desperado-retired-baby-mamas-club”.
Consolation marriage in old age.

Make I see groom first.
I hope he get “legs” wey fit “waka”?

Nmeri17:
so after all said and done, you have their yellow pages dem reach to get inventory and you were avoiding the Mrs matchmaker esteemed title.

Sha search and share your findings with us the learned panel

I nor be match-maker for marriage o.
Only for special PAYC(pay-as-you-cum) customers looking for a little loving .

Nmeri17:
Everything dey your hand na

I've been waiting for this speckless sheep ke! untainted milf My favourite food

By the way, you once promised to give me a plant then a dog under the condition that I won't kill either; I think around 2013 or so so release her o! iz awa allocation. say no to cockblocking

Untainted milf ke!
From which planet?
You mean “Tokunbo”, ready-made woman?
aka “old layer”?

Ok.
Let me go and search my “catalogue of new breed milf” wey don just h-enter market for 2018.