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How does the vaginal return to the original state

Juliearth:
This is the first festivity that I would mark away from home. Thus, in a bid to make it quite homely, I resolved to give myself and a few of my neighbours a treat.

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Waooooo looks really Nice. Do you cook for occasions ?

You bring your own father to nairaland tufia

mazimee:
You were lucky to have experienced this. Some of us can only hear the stories and dream.

Those have been the best days of my life, before dinner, i get all spices ready, pot washed, head straight to the river, after like 30 minutes, I had enough catch for the evening meal. I never bother to catch more than what I need for a meal, SINCERELY there was no need, the river was just behind my house.

mazimee:
I really envy this riverine people whenever I see them catching fish anyhow like it is nobody's business.My mother use to tell about her childhood how they would put pot on fire and go into the bush straight to the stream to fetch snails and fishes for dinner.

So why am I telling this story?
The bottom line is that I love free sea food

your mother's story is also my story

Onojasteve:
Drama as a woman discovered her husband camped his girlfriend in their guest apartment.

She narrated the incident, according to her, "I am at the point of committing murder because I have never been this angry.

In this locked down my husband brought his girlfriend into our home without my knowledge, the babe came prepared.

We have a two-bedroom flat in our basement is a kind of guest chalet that my husband always uses when he is doing research, writing books and reading for professional exams.

Sometimes when we have visitors that come in from outside the country they stay there, the place is like a guest house well furnished to taste with all the kitchen utensils.

So this babe and my husband planned to come and stay in the basement.

She bought foodstuffs, brought her clothes and she came in when no one could see her and checked into the guest chalet.

I noticed my husband spent so much time in the basement all in the name of writing his book that he needs quiet time away from the kids.

I didn't suspect anything, I finished cooking and I decided to take the food to surprised him there. As I gained access to the flat, I started perceiving the smell of food.

Behold I met my husband and his babe naked and asleep in the living room having eaten food cooked by her.

I went around the house and saw her clothes, shoes, toiletries in the bedroom. I screamed and they both rushed into the bedroom and met me. I bounced on him and started beating him.

They were both naked. I feel so hurt and betrayed. Bringing her into my home is a huge slap on my womanhood.

Now the problem is she can't leave as Abuja is locked down. How can I handle this?

Will she stay here for 14 days. I feel like killing the both of them now.

My husband said the babe is pregnant and insisted she can't stay alone during the lockdown so they both decided she come and stay in the guest chalet. Someone should tell me what to do before I kill the two of them."

Oya council of elders,wife materials what is the best way to handle such situation?

Lies

nkwuocha1:
Seems the VP don't want to take chances
Him no trust the cabals.
Since both are Negative why the VP extra precautions?


No handshaking yet?
The speed at which he will bath himself with Antiseptics and sanitizers after every meet.

Where is Garba shehu?SSA Media and publicity to the president? Seems other 'spokespersons' are beginning to do his job as well lately

just photoshop .

ImadeUReadThis:
You are all born liars.

No such war existed until one Dr Aliyu Tilde (a Fulani and die hard Buharist) wrote an article on this fake imaginary war that never happened.

Post a link outside NL or SR let us see.

Bloody liars.

First I am not a zombie. This story was on TvC journalist hang out and this morning on TVC. Also check Nigeria military online and see all the wars the Nigerian army has fought.

ImadeUReadThis:
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Pure Lies

A simple Google search would have stopped this your public display of ignorance. Every word on that article is correct to the letter

Guy please explore further. Don't just post on nairaland and relax. Do more. Get sponsorship

MERCHANDISER:
Western media has made everything non_western evil. We
need to sit down and look at it logically.

Nigeria has been struggling to fight BH for decade, US has
never shown any genuine support, infact, at a time they're
were technically supporting BH by blocking every opportunity
to access weapons. Whereas, the same US has been
building sophisticated millitary bases all over Africa with
several billions of dollars even all over islands in Africa. In a
continent struggling to provide as basic thing as clean water,
road, edu, etc. In term of infrastructural development, US
hasnt built anything tangible anywhere in Africa despite her
big economy and influence.

On the other hand, China is building projects across Africa
from electricity to train to Airport, roads, scholarships to
Africans, etc even with their own money. Let's say we can't
pay and they take over them, who would still be using those
infrastructure, Chinese? At least they brought them here, so
if we can't pay back and they take over them these things
would still be in use by Africans and improve quality of life,
just like every private business.

US/Trump that everyone is supporting call Africans all kinds
to unprintable names, visa ban, reporting weak sides of
African nations and continuously ridiculing everything we do.
The list is long. China hasnt done any of these yet, western
media still find their ways into the hearts of Africans to hate
Chinese. Sadly, enough some fake pastors joined this
brainwashed citizens.

Look at China, how many times have they tumbled African
govt? How many nations have China invaded in Africa? How
many times has Chinese embassy criticize our local affairs?
Etc

New York started have underground train in 1809, that's
200yrs, they never extended such to Africa. China started
booming just 20yrs ago and they've extended everything
technology they have to us, that have improved our lives;
From phones, train, Good Airport, Naval ship, Telecom,
Roads, scholarships, etc

Africans must sitdown and think. China is not your enemy.

Go and get a life

Gabrendo:
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ok. I will

China!!!

For me, up to this point, you have handled the situation in a very matured way, please I think you still have to keep calm till this virus lock down situation is over. This is a sad period for you.

Halo all. Please does anyone know about land registration in Benin

booscy:
Wait Ooooooo abi Una no ever get person with fine face Wey fit be Edo governor?

Na so all of them get RUMPLED FACE from Lucky Igbinedion till date.

E be like say the faces a the illustration of the true state of affairs for the state

because they are all thieves. These people are all the same. EDO shall rise sgain

FrLukas:
Rubbish.

How do you measure happiness?

A Fulani boy driving his family's cattle with his sister while his parents trail behind is contented enough and happy.

The East African tribes that go about near nude and living their lives are way happier than their counterparts in so-called developed countries who are hustling to keep up with their mortgage and living large on credit.

How many times have you heard these African locals commit suicide over the crash of stock market?

Visit any Scandinavian country and see what contentment means

Melison:
Na who no sabi him way inside there them dey chase upandan
That reminds me I just saw a quote by mai suya,hope all is well

who be mai suya again.?

Osho the beast

Remijuice:
What about the kids

This is exactly the problem.the thread did not say a word about kids. Dude is worried about the divorce process in his situation, so my comment should also be directed at that.

Remijuice:
Please Forgive my Grammar.
A man and a woman living together as husband and wife with kid(s) but are not legally Married. That is, no Traditional or Court Wedding.
If one of them decides not interested in the Union, should he/she go to court before they are Separated?

Lalasticlala

There was no marriage in the first place. So what are you going to dissolve Just carry your bag wake commot. But take it easy were you go , because of this virus

as in 31 or55

BeardGangJnr1:
I thought Ebola is the scientific name of that particular virus.?

no Ebola was discovered around Ebola river some where in Congo. And they quickly named it accordingly.there is also a fly called aedis Egypti it causes a kind of disease. It was discovered in Egypt hence the name Egypti

And it is okay to say Ebola

Millenniumlady:
It takes a lot to keep a lady in marriage men that listen's,care,comes home early from work,provide for the family, puts her first and must be very hard working and great in bed i think this will keep every woman that wants to be kept in marriage The truth is Nigerian men are always eager to get married but finds it hard to stay married

Lies. Marry a wo.an that is not content and see how bitter marriage is

RisenPhoenix:
How strong the man is. If the man commands the respect of his home, and wields his authority firmly but with wisdom, the marriage will last. If he is weak and servile towards his wife; as most men are today; it won't.

Nothing to add. Don't ever leave the leadership of a home to a woman

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What is it with this bitter kola business and threads that has to do with marriage

Fools

xcabczyxabczzzz:
How can someone type all that with a straight face?

Baba leave your left hand, go get a girlfriend.

evil

Women are just like that. They value who do not really give a damn about them

Ekugbeh:
look young man, let me clear u here. I Neva wanted say anything about all these ur hogwash trying to paint every man of God black.


This is what was said. Now read carefully.


Question: is masturbation a sin?
Pastor Chris to one of the pastors: what do u ve to say?

Pastor: yes it’s a sin

Pastor Chris: so how is it a sin, because there re some medical situations that requires one to masturbate, what re going to say about that?
Like if u ve to make ur sperm available for a lab test, what re you going to do?
Maybe this guy is not married yet?
So masturbation cannot be a sin in such case.


Masturbation is not a sin if it is for a right purpose such as this.

For me, I think sin is more based on intntions, as an obstetrician and gynaecologist who examines vagina and breast of both married and un married couple can not be said to be committing fornication and adultery.

internationalman:
Masturbation is not a sin he once said.

Which means ever since his wife divorced him he has been masturbating the life out of his dick. No wonder he's getting tinner..

As for the Idahosas, I think the church would have thrived more if the senior pastors to Benson Idahosa were at the helm of affairs...

But all the same I believe the husband would be proud of her for upholding his legacy. Not many wives can uphold their husbands honor by refusing to marry after 22 years of becoming a widow..

A true definition of a virtuous woman.

"No wonder he is getting thinner", damn damn damn. you guys are so talented and eloquent with words, but why not use this talent in a better way. You sure got me cracking