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Augustine1998:
Acct number; 0108521815.Acct name; udeh Chinedu Augustine.I need help

Fools, CPC APC Fools

NwaAmaikpe:





The fact that no prophet in the bible prophesied on the coming of a football maverick like C.Ronaldo quakes the very foundation of my christan faith.

C Ronaldo is the greatest of all times.
Greatest ever, greatest to be.
Gravity defying headers, impossible dribbles, imaginary goals and it just doesn't stop.

It is up to the generation after ours to create a religion in honour of him because not even Buddha was this great.

Well said. But very funny

Erediauwa:
Dear Daddy G.O,




If you like, lead them to the wilderness in Chibok for prayers, it won't change anything.

You would have been resting by now, but your involvement during the 2015 elections is the reason why you're doing this prayer walk.

You better Walk Alone.

During Jonathan, they led a protest, now in the Dullard's time they are leading prayer walk, what a country

logon599:
What an incredible season Liverpool are having. I know people will say they're not walking alone but also walking with VAR but whatever. They've won 24 of their 25 games this season. Not just that they've not lost any game but WON all of them bar one draw. That may be hard to replicate again. This is the beginning of February and they're just 7 wins away from the title, and if Man City drop any more points then they'll need less than 7 wins. I'm not a Liverpool fan but mehn for today... YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

Contact me to get your professional building drawings (architectural, structural, mechanical, electrical) all at very good prices as well as your construction supervision from foundation to painting in any part of the country. Kindly chat or call 0816 124 7898 to begin and for samples. Thank you

good man

The same Foolish Femi that said US is not the police of the world

Uisce:
You're "financially-okay" but squeezing your family of six into a two-bedroom apartment or why are your four children all sleeping in one-bedroom? You joining them = five people sleeping in one room. That's not cool. You need a bigger home.

You're 48 and middle-aged with a high bp. Your goal should be to live a healthy, long life for yourself and your children. How you want to that is up to you.

Funny, Well at times we write thinking people have a general knowledge of how situations are, downtown Denver, houses are usually 4 bedrooms, we have an extra visitor's room and a study, making 4 rooms. Trust me these rooms are super large.

Hope he will not mistake it for ice cream and put on his mouth

Na wa. Mama peace always looking good and calm

sosa993:
Use a woman you know as experiment. Tell her to urinate in a dirty public toilet and make sure the water splashes into her vagina. I give her two days, you’ll know there’s a thing like toilet infection. It may not be the right medical term but using dirty toilet is risky for any woman.

we must remember that the vagina is not sterile. The Penis is not sterile Getting infection from a dirty toilet is not different from getting infection from any other dirty place. The most likely place from getting rich is infection oga from another person that is already having the infection. Toilet sources are very unlikely.

Foolish APC led by fool

uncastableodd:
Good morning everyone.

In the middle of the night today, I tried to look for duvet to cover up my son on bed. I decided to check my wife wardrobe.

I saw a pack of mycoten in the wardrobe. She already slept this time. So I had to chill till this morning to ask her questions.

So, this morning when I asked her, she said it was her mum that gave her bla bla bla..
I saw a piece of paper prescribing that cream for her in that same bag I found the cream.

I googled the uses of mycoten and I found out it was nothing serious because it is use for yeast infection and vagina odour. My wife dont have vagina odour and I understand yeast infection can be gotten from toilet or could be infection of body skin that spread or so.

I actually know she lied about her mummy giving her. But what baffles me is that I got a whatsapp message from her when she was coming from my son school..

She wrote that I nag a lot. That I should give her space. That u think she can't cope without me. She said she will look for work to take care of our son.She said we have been together for six years and I don't even trust her a bit. She said I think she can't leave without her. She didn't even address the issue of allegation of infidelity I threw against her(i deliberately did that #.I replied her I can't give her space in my own house and if she is fed up, she can pack her bags and go to her parent house. I told her if my son is infected or if I am infected , I am going to kill her and hand over myself to police. Immediately she blocked me on whatsapp and I did same. After an hour, she unblocked me.

Could she have been sleeping around her? Or are there any other uses of mycoten I don't know?

In my mind though, the cream I find is not really something to worry about but the message I got and her reaction is what I don't understand.

There is really nothing like toilet infection

emidika:
PLEASE FELLOW NAIRA LANDER KINDLY ASSIST, MY LITTLE HAVE THIS BELOW SSCE RESULT, WHAT CAN SHE BE ABLE TO USE IT For?

CRS= A1
GOVT= C4
LIT IN ENG= D7
CIVIC EDU= B3
ENGLISH= C6
MATHS= B2
BIOLOGY= B3
COMPUTER= A1
COSMETOLOGY=C6.

She really needs your advice pls.b4 now she wanted to do law but help check anything she can do with the above result. Regards.

she get English and do law

frosbel2:
The WESTERN World is crumbling under DEBT and an AGING POPULATION. It cannot sustain itself without recourse to the people and resources of so called third world countries , such as Nigeria. Everybody knows that Africa, including Nigeria is the future; which is why the Europeans, Indians, Chinese and other nationalities are trooping to Africa to make a 'milking' of resources.

Yet our people abroad are as blind as bats to the future reality and are content with short term luxury to settle in the WEST despite the FACT that the economies are faltering. Many of our people abroad have vowed never to return to the country even if it means the total uprooting of their name and legacy from Nigeria for all eternity. Their children have never been to the land of their ROOTS which is very crucial for future IDENTITY. They spread scary stories about how Nigeria is 100% engulfed in war, robbery and kidnapping, yet the WHITES, CHINESE and INDIANS are relocating to Nigeria and doing big business, making money. They lament about poor roads, lack of water and electricity and corruption which is TRUE, but they do not proffer solutions, or are not ready to sacrifice or join politics to make a change.

Fellow diasporas, at the barest minimum, bring your children home to know their roots and meet your relatives. Why?

Because; I predict that the WESTERN WORLD, is going to get very hard , especially for minorities in the future and Africa will be the best place to be. Mark my word, Nigeria or whatever Nigeria becomes in the future, WILL BE GOOD and be BETTTER. It will a safer and more prosperous place than the WESTERN WORLD which is now crumbling under DEBT.

I do not say, come back home finally, NO. I mean have one leg in Nigeria and one leg abroad; Have something small in Nigeria , even if it is a small bungalow or a small piece of land. Plan the future of children with Nigeria in mind, for it is the ONLY PLACE they will receive FULL ACCEPTANCE as BLACK PEOPLE and with the right skills and experience, they can make it comfortably and even better for their progeny.

Almost 90% of diaspora children cannot speak the language and have no clue about their culture. This means they have no connection to their roots and WILL NEVER COME BACK. This is disgusting.

Yes, Nigerian is in a bad place right now, but be rest assured, CHANGE IS COMING SOON. WATCH THIS SPACE.

and what about those fulani, malaria, kidnappers, dangote truck opc, ipob are killing eceryday

these politicians will not make heaven

Michellekabod2:
the wrongest place to get advice is NL. Have you noticed the response male and female are given on this forum differs?
People use threads like this as battleground for gender wars. A lot of people use predicaments of nlanders to gloat over the opposite gender. There is a battle amongst nlanders to place the member of their gender the victim.

Scrolling down the comments of the threads makes me feel hopeless concerning Nigerian youths

Shame though, shame

You are perfectly right. I noticed that most females support females and most males support males irrespective of the facts on ground

[quote author= post=86164631]We got this from a friend and we thought it is worth sharing with Nairalanders.
Being vigilant cannot be too over-emphasized.
Please read and digest.

"At home yesterday I got an sms and it read
"Honey am coming home",
it was strange cos my husband doesn't call me that.
He calls me by name..
I called him severally but he wasn't answering, after 5mins.
I got an sms again, it read "don't bother calling, it's noisy where I am...it was strange again..
I replied , where are you, and I got a response, "I will be home in 20mins...I suspected foul play....
I called on some nearby security men to be on the alert....
20mins later, I got an sms...Honey am close to the house Hurry up & open the door... hmmmmm....
I waited & there was a knock, I responded "who are you", I got no response,
I got an sms immediately which says "open the door am home",
I shouted, "give me a little time to dress up...."I peeped and it was a strange face with the phone...
I called the security men who were already on standby..
And immediately, One approached the guy at the door questioned him but his speech was shaky so he got hold of him and two other security men pounced on the one in the car!,
Alas when the boot of the car was opened there they found my husband who was almost passing out....
They brought him home to get the money he brought home from the office for a huge contract and some vital information.
Immediately I came out of the house and behold they were robbers who had already gotten info from him.
They received serious beating from the security men and were later handed over to the police.
I just thank God for the wisdom HE gave me.
Man, Woman, Old & young, be wise..
The days are evil.

Friends pls learn from this woman, be extra vigilant...... Share with others please...


Cc RoyalRoy[/quote]lies from the pit of hell

Winneygirl:
So, the remaining 100k, were you using it to transport yourself daily to your fake job after your former boss compensated you?
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damnnnn you guys are something else. So in all these it is EFCC work you can contribute?. Nigerians sha

donstan18:
If an average Nigerian non-virgin lady can comfortably choose a rich Chimpanzee over her father because of money, who are you not to get insulted because of your broke state?

You fvcked up by not letting your wife know that you've stopped working. It made no sense, but still, that shouldn't warrant such behavior from someone who you call a "WIFE".

-Your sister duped you.
-Your kids don't respect you[Possibly, their minds have been poisoned by their mother]
-Your wife insults you and doesn't respect you.

Nwanne, if you don't take time, you'll wake one day and see yourself chilling with your ancestors, as a result of being dead.

I'll advise you to travel. Travel from that hell of a house straight to your mum, explain everything and stay with her a bit to sketch out your plans. He's the only woman on earth right now who can accept you the way you are.

You aren't traveling because you are a coward or because you don't love your family, but because you need PEACE. All you need now is peace, not unnecessarily pressure, before thinking straight on how and what to do to salvage this your horrible state of financial quagmire.

;

...Nwanne, if you don't take time, you'll wake one day and see yourself chilling with your ancestors, as a result of being dead. evil

Johnnyjohnnyman:
I’m 34 years old married with 3 kids, I’m an SSCE holder. I used to work as a chauffeur for this wealthy family for 8 years have been with this family and we become like a family , unfortunately my job ended last year July when my boss relocated his family to Canada because he is a kind hearted man and he compensated me with 300k to start up biz. I did not want my wife to know that my job has ended so I spoke with my elder sister , who is a business woman, she lives in Benin republic to help me with ideas of a profitable biz that will help me to still be able to foot in the bills , she suggested clothing biz and requested 200k for the goods , I sent her the money the next day and she promised me that I will be receiving the goods in a month. I was relieved that soon I will start up something to still be of taking care of my family. My wife knew nothing about it because I did not want her to start worrying about taking all the responsibilities by her own because she developed blood pressure when she had our last child , telling her about my job would have affected her health . I taught when I receive the goods by then she will not feel bad. I kept leaving the house as usual in the morning, just like I was going to work for my wife not to suspect anything. To cut the long story short my sister duped and blocked me , haven’t heard from her since and my wife came to know about everything , she sent my niece (my sister daughter )out of our house and she has been making life miserable for me. She doesn’t respect me ,even my children have no single respect for me. I know that I have wronged her by not informing her about the money but it was a mistake which I’m regretting till now , I can’t forgive myself but the pain and the insults I receive from her every single day , it’s unbearable. I cry every day with no hope , I go out every day searching for jobs and coming back late in the evening when she is already in bed to avoid being insulted by her and I leave early morning before she wakes up, I sleep in the parlour , she gives me food whenever she want , sometimes she only prepare for just her and the kids. Our rent expired on December I suggested that she shouldn’t renewed it , so she can use the money for the kids school fees meanwhile we can move back to my mother house till I can get back on my feet , she insults me including my poor mother, just because I’m poor and she foot all the bills , she doesn’t want to respect me anymore. I was thinking about moving back to my mother house until I get a job then I can move back with her again because living in the same house with her is leading me to suicide . I kindly seek for your advice

SSCE and your write so well.Please consider further studies

It is a normal thing. Even if you get your job back, she had lost some respect for you. You will never get the respect back.

game over

yemmight:
What do you expect when you have a 19 years old as a house wife already.

mind you, 19 is just the marriage, she might just be 12

The fear of Trump is the beginning of wisdom

mimimile93:
YA ALLAH THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING BUNA TO WIN.

why is this your Allah against anything good ?

noblealuu:
She won, thanks for your support.

congratulations. Glad to know she won. I feel respected because you took it time to let me know about the result. Congrats to her for having a sister like you

Racoon:
This has the hallmark of tyranny all over it.The jackboots mentality of 1983-85.Fela's "BEAST OF NO BURDEN" comes to mind.

you mean beast of no nation ?

LATER he will still rehabiltate them, and leave those in IDP camp to suffer

SilasNwude:
shut up this bini man
no dey quote me again
ọchịchịrị na ihe enwero mmekọ (darkness and light no get anything in common)

okooooo,

hischoice:
The other day, that chap on the expressway said he's gonna build a church the size of Ibadan. To what f**kn' end?

Yes, he's daft, but mhen, his followers too?
Including professors fah. They came to that vigil to "seek" God's face for their unemployed graduate children, yet, right in their face, their papa said he will take up one of civilisation's most important means of production - land - so they can more easily and endlessly seek God's face.

Guess what my people... They all shouted in joy.

How many Flour mills can we possibly fit in an Ibadan-sized city?

The black man has long been marked for destruction.

You call Adeboye the chap on the Express way ?

Good, hope they have security in check against terrorism

noblealuu:
Climate change is really causing a lot of harm to humanity. God have mercy on us. In your wrath please God remember mercy.


Please dear Nairalanders, kindly spare 60 seconds of your time to vote for my sister in an entrepreneurship contest.


Deborah Oluwaseyi Olujobi is an alumni of the Lagos business school's Enterprise Development Center and the Fate Foundation. She is the CEO at Faidez wears

I worked with her closely in the very early stage of her business and I am impressed with her progress so far. I have observed her go about her business with so much impact, finesse and display of business knowledge.

She has been shortlisted as one of the top 5 nominees of the Next Economy Impact awards and needs our votes to win. I can vouch for her that she deserves this award.

Kindly vote for her at https://tneimpactawards.com/lagos/

Voting ends midnight, January 25, 2020.

*Don't forget to use a working email address so you can get your OTP. Ensure to check your spam, promotional and socials for the OTP*

Please help push this thing, make this babe win this award plssssssss!!!

I voted just now. Your sister is second with 38 percent , another guy is leading with 39 percent, so you have to do more.