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NO WONDER MY EX JUST DEY FLEX UP AND DOWN AT SEPLAT ! TRAVELLING TO THE UK AND THE US.

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO COME BACK TO NIGERIA:

https://punchng.com/covid-19-fg-to-evacuate-nigerians-abroad/

HAPPY READING.

You will beg o. Ventilators would soon be banned for exports. Better buy now.

Where in my post do I defend the government ? Do you guys go to school to learn, or to get a piece of paper to get a job ?

Please go and contact COVID-19 with a full stomach.

You probably didn't even read the post to the end.

taibat61:
Stop defending d government

The same government shared money and dangote spaghetti via house to house during election period

I keep saying people are not taking it serious, because they don't drop dead immediately after contacting the Corona Virus. What is hunger compared to suffocating because fluids have filled your lungs? COVID-19 KILLS FASTER THAN HUNGER.
P.s: I am not saying government shouldn't assist, but this hunger they are crying about, is much more preferable to the pain I have seen COVID-19 Patients going through in Isolation centers.

They came into Nigeria, already infected with the Corona Virus.

Oleayo22:
I wouldn't advise this though. Stay where you are for your safety and that of the baby especially. We heard the story of the lady that came in with her baby. My two cents.

If you are a Nigerian citizen and you want to return to Nigeria, head to the nearest Nigerian Embassy and make your requests known.

I will uploading inspirational tales on https://www.nairaland.com/4937734/tales-city-las-gidi

sichri:
I want to use this lockdown period to write two articles, read a book & play enough with my kids.

What about you?

Would you rather he have a baby out of wedlock.

My own is that they going away with those their fresh fair adult daughters and wives....

" I and a colleague of mine decided we want to be sure of our status before going into #selfisolation. "

1. There are limited test kits.
2. You were told that you should go for testing, IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE SYMPTOMS ! YOU WENT TO GET TESTING, JUST TO BE SURE OF YOUR STATUS!

Here's some of the ways they may get your identity...
1. Drop your bank account for free giveaway. - YOUR REAL NAME AND FOR USE WITH THEIR BANK INSIDERS
2. Retweet if you are * insert month * baby. - YOUR ACTUAL BIRTH MONTH
3. Let me see those where born on e.g Feb 14 like me, retweet. - YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDATE
4. 1990's kids lets gather here to know ourselves, retweet and comment your year of birth. - YOUR BIRTH-YEAR
5. Fake T.I.N registration where you have to drop your date of birth and bvn. - D.O.B AND BVN
6. The "Me and My Mother/father/spouse/kids" picture trend - you are sharing your family pictures with strangers?
7. Let me see my "insert name of town" people, retweet.

If they will repent, they will recover...

Do they really think COVID-19 entered Nigeria the day the Italian man was admitted into hospital ?

Something that started in 2019.

But sha the Governor must be seen as doing something.

Corona virus be doing the work of the Lord !

Corona virus has opened the world's collective nyash.

No terror attacks, no church or mosques, no schools, no one wan die but they wan go heaven.

E dun happen ! I dun tell am ! Motor dun jam am !

Fix the health sector, they refused, always thinking they could always enter jet and jet out for treatments.

eduman365:
Even worse in those countries they usually run to... This one is express. Egungun must be careful.

No safe haven for them. Corona is everywhere.

GOFRONT:
Well, at a time of Adversity such as this, Our leaders waste no time to rush their families abroad for safety.....

I hope they are already making plans to move to their safe Haven and leave the poor vulnerable ones behind??

Human beings are funny, a deadly virus is knocking at the door and some people are still talking politics!

Just stand your ground men...all these so called cravings na scam. But first, who knows if they sell burnt suya too, asking for a friend, who may or may not be pregnant.

Osho baba!

Pdp manage ya Secondus

LMAO OOOOO !

And the igbo's may fall for it...so after calling them all manner of names, they may end up settling for VP ! CHOI !

Curtsy is different from Kneeling.

Cursty:
A curtsy is a traditional gesture of greeting, in which a girl or woman bends her knees while bowing her head. It is the female equivalent of male bowing or genuflecting in Western cultures

Kneeling:
Kneeling is a basic human position where one or both knees touch the ground.

farem:
Lies! Anyone just opens mouth to say unfounded things.
Theresa May (the head of British government) is seen below kneeling upandan for Queen and even the Prince of England.

Yoruba and Igbo boys doing "great things" !

So? In the UK, you don't kneel to greet the Queen...Different cultures, different traditions...

I no see butts butt I only saw boobs....

Aswear Nairaland is Nigeria's equivalent of 4chan for the USA.

Cesspool of things that can't be said publicly.

LOOOOL

T. B. JOSHUA - MARCH 27, 2020
PAUL ENENCHE - 3 WEEKS FROM TODAY - APRIL 5, 2020

This same man said Hilary would win, but she would have trouble passing legislation...when Trump won, he said it was because Americans prayed concerning the prophecy.

Chei ! see fck up ! What happened to RAWWWWWW FAITTHHHHH

Fati bum-bum....