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BusinessRe: Nigerian Billionaires Lose Billions Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by KaptainAfrika: 6:39pm On May 06, 2020
NO WONDER NIGERIAN PASTORS ARE SO EAGER TO REOPEN CHURCHES !
PoliticsRe: FFK: Comparing Buhari To OBJ Is Like Comparing Count Dracula To Mother Theresa by KaptainAfrika: 9:40am On May 05, 2020
The problem of Nigeria:

1. Older people who conveniently forget history, when it suits them.

2. Youths who are ignorant of history, and don't care to research but repeat whatever suits them.

In a saner clime, Obasanjo should actually be answering for war crimes, bribery and corruption, stealing of public funds, crony capitalism, disregard of the constitution, abduction and kidnap.

The same as Buhari.

By the way, Obasanjo said FFK will always dance to the tune of whoever feeds him...
PoliticsRe: Aisha, Abba Kyari's Daughter: My Father Never Drove Till He Died by KaptainAfrika: 6:49pm On May 04, 2020
Of course, we don't expect her to say anything bad about her father LOOOOOL.

obembet:
Source: https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/abba-kyari-never-drove-a-car-till-he-died-says-daughter/
RomanceRe: Curvaceous Lady Attached With Gigantic Boobs & ASS Goes Viral As She Flaunt Them by KaptainAfrika: 8:14pm On May 03, 2020
Remove this cloth and give her a wrapper or white towel to wear, now we are talking !
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks NEMA DG, Maihaja, Appoints AVM Muhammed As Replacement by KaptainAfrika: 10:07pm On May 02, 2020
Another Abba Kyari man gone. grin
PoliticsRe: Deputy Governor In Trouble For Transferring COVID-19 Fund To A Woman's Account by KaptainAfrika: 11:22am On May 02, 2020
If they don't mention the state - it is a PDP State.
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Civil Servants To Resume Monday by KaptainAfrika: 7:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nice, I just hope my office wife will resume too. Mrs. K. B.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Akwa Ibom Records One Death, Three New Cases by KaptainAfrika: 6:31pm On Apr 30, 2020
Multiply by 5. Since they want to extend numbers manipulation to number of cases of COVID-19.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Gives N10k To Each Of The Hawkers He Met On The Road by KaptainAfrika: 9:46am On Apr 30, 2020
He is giving them the money that is due to them. He should be telling them thank you for not lynching him when he was a Senator.
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by KaptainAfrika: 11:23pm On Apr 28, 2020
I dedicate this song to you. You don’t know the bullet you just dodged.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vTm96LPk5c

ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: PDP Says Buhari Offered No Solutions by KaptainAfrika: 7:46am On Apr 28, 2020
Neither did the PDP provide any solution. In an ideal world, the PDP as a party is not meant to exist anymore, it is being upheld by annual dues of the South-South Oil producing states, that is why they sacrificed IMO to keep BAYELSA.
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by KaptainAfrika: 11:44pm On Apr 27, 2020
Loool yeah. It prepared me for the Mrs. though - so it worked out well in the end. Although all my exes are still single (I couldn't resist dropping that). #GodForgiveMe

pich4real:
Woow!!! Not cool bro, from one bad luck to za other.
PoliticsRe: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by KaptainAfrika: 11:03pm On Apr 27, 2020
Ok.

Evercurious:
Another blabbing..
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by KaptainAfrika: 10:16pm On Apr 27, 2020
Thank you. Such is life.
tylesh:
Pele
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by KaptainAfrika: 10:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
Get him to cvm, the hunger will go. Simple.
FamilyRe: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by KaptainAfrika: 10:05pm On Apr 27, 2020
1. How old is your wife?
2. What is your physical stats like?
3. Tell her to remove the password on her phone.
4. Install whatsapp web on your laptop, connect her phone to it via a barcode scanner and you will be seeing her chats as shes chatting.

Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her phone late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love.

Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then.

Recently, I searched on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him, she deletes the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront.

The man in question is almost 54 and I am in late 30s.
RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by KaptainAfrika: 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2020
Yes she can be faithful, just make sure she cuts all contacts with them. So that she won't be remembering their cvck.
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by KaptainAfrika: 9:51pm On Apr 27, 2020
In the days of Blackberry.

It was my birthday and co-incidentally the first day of my 2nd Semester MSc Exams..

My ex didn't put my pic as her dp (not that bad, sure), EVERYONE NOTICED.

It was clear that my Long Distance Relationship was sinking faster than what ever sinks fast.

On the day I was to submit my research proposal for my dissertation - she put a pic of her and a guy she claimed was her "friend",.

Till today, I am not sure if I submitted the draft or the final finished work of my Dissertation proposal - I sha got an F, as if that was not bad enough, I had to extend my visa for the carry-over class (not free), then attend the carry-over class (not free), and then painfully watch as my fellow compatriots left me in the UK while I worked on my research proposal (basically the same one I did) and then my dissertation which I finally submitted.

That folks, was a series of worse things my ex did for me.

Then I met a busty babe, who finished all the money in my account. When she broke up with me - I was already dating someone else. Hehehehehe.
PoliticsRe: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by KaptainAfrika: 9:36pm On Apr 27, 2020
I know that sounded funny in your mind, but my dear, clap-back isn't your thing, back-track before this trailer jams you.

Evercurious:
Abeg what 'BLABESTH' thou?
PoliticsRe: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by KaptainAfrika: 8:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
1. Yes, I didn't read the article - all I said was this "Reno is still yet to get over from 2015 elections. Why are they so afraid of El-Rufai ? and yes it has everything to do with 2023."

2. Did what I say have anything to do with the article, or everything to do with my observation that the PDP Online Brigade seems to be so focused on El-Rufai ? Was anything statement I made, made in reference to the article ? or to my observations ?

Evercurious:
Did you really take your time to read that article?
PoliticsRe: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by KaptainAfrika: 5:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
Reno is still yet to get over from 2015 elections. Why are they so afraid of El-Rufai ? and yes it has everything to do with 2023.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Illegal Chinese Miners In Zamfara (Photos) by KaptainAfrika: 3:29pm On Apr 27, 2020
I just wonder why Nigeria will not just mine all her mineral resources, instead they are addicted to oil. Lazy fcks.
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Travelling? How Did It Go? by KaptainAfrika: 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2020
I was stranded in the white man's land of our colonial masters.

I entered the bus, and I totally forgot where I was to drop off.

That's how I was driven to the bus terminal.

I messaged my host and she gave me the name of the bus stop.

The old white bus driver asked if "I was aiite.", I said I dun miss road o, I was about to put my hands in my pocket to pay for another bus ticket.

"Dont worry son, I will drop you off at Salford Shopping Center."

I thanked the man, my host was waiting for me - I put my hand where my money was meant to be - nothing!

When I got to my hostel, my money was lying on my desk next to my atm card.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Aniekeme Uwah Sacked For Refusing To Manipulate Test Figures by KaptainAfrika: 8:23pm On Apr 26, 2020
It is very clear a lot of you don't read the articles, just the headlines.

THE NIGERIAN STATE IS AKWA IBOM !

Read the article!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Has Not Given Birth To 4th Child - Prince Odi Okojie, Her Husband by KaptainAfrika: 5:52pm On Apr 26, 2020
Be careful of CORONA VIRUS OOOOOOO !
HealthRe: Area Boys Demand Settlement Before Evacuation Of Suspected COVID-19 Patients by KaptainAfrika: 6:36pm On Apr 25, 2020
Alternatively, let them die of Corona Virus.

dangermouse:
A hungry man answers only to his stomach! Who am i to condemn thier action? The government need step up thier game and stop paying lip service in the fight of this pandemic!
HealthRe: Policeman Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Lagos, Sneaks Into Ondo by KaptainAfrika: 6:35pm On Apr 25, 2020
Hmmm one symptom of this COVID-19 might just be willingness to spread the disease. Like a zombie infection. When people find out they have it, only a few meet the NCDC.

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