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Pretty Lady.

She is now a Certified Biology Educator.

Glad it wasn't just Biology she read.

D. 1

Anything raised to power 0 is 1.

Simple Indices

We don't eat much so much over here.

I only cook one cup of rice for myself and I eat it for two days.

This beautiful figure need to keep itself you know

cuffee:
shutup there. Its becos of bitches like you that god fearing men go after prostitutes Becos you ve stucked to practising no sex before marriage when in reality you are not virgins

It's just saddening at the level of reasoning of you "SIMPS". Such a pity.

Well, I guess you as a REGULAR keep having series of ENCOUNTERS with your preconceived "Non-Virgins".

Lord Of The Non-Virgins....I hail you!!!

Go To A Pharmacy And Buy Lincosin. Your case is solved.

Please bring it back too.

This time,it must catch the MEN too.

Some Men!!!

That is how they will carry it and give it to their innocent wives at home.

May God save us.

And may we Single ones find God Fearing ones for marriage when the time is right. It is well. Hmmm.

zanshi:
This is a daft comment

Even if you help people dosen't gurantee they would help you back, people only retun the gesture if they have moved to help you.

And he could be mid level staff who is just paid to do his job and may not have that lobbying power.

I wish you luck in your job hunt by the way.

Read what you wrote again to yourself with all honesty.

Daft Commenters like you always want to be noticed by rushing to type without thinking things through. It's just sad darling.

I wish you luck in your battle to be noticed darling.

dokyOloye:
Totally offpoint.
Little wonder they call some of you chicken brain

Feeling Guilty...We can tell.

Next time, try to know there is something called "Read Between The Lines". English Comprehension is a Skill. Oh...I forgot. Chicken Brains like you don't have it.

I Love Anatomy.

That's why I'm going back to school to read something related to that.

He Is Living The Baby Boy Life

Money Doesn't Change You
Money Brings Out The Real You

If You Are Naturally Stingy, We Will Know When You Have Money.
If You Are Naturally Proud, We Will Know When You Have Money
And so on.

Denvacandy:
We got married in 2018 and things where going smooth, i was working with a company in port harcourt and i can bodly say i was very okay, taking flight is not an issue.

When she wanted to give birth to our first child, it was through CS and i paid every damn bills amounting to 500k or so.

We moved down to ogun state and i was taking flight monthly to see her from port harcourt.

Fast forward to 2020, the comapny fold up and i lost my job, i came down to ogun fully with my wife and everything went down, feeding was hard and my savings is drying up.

You know how woman do and how to satisfy them so my savings eventually dried up and the reality was down.

She applied for a teaching job at govt school and she got employed and i was always at home.

Do she was supportive but its didnt took long when she changed and started treating me badly.

I was so sad the day she utter all terirble words to me, on how have not been a good husband and how i have not been dropping money for food and co.

how i have not been taking care of her, i almost moved to tears and i refused to eat her food for some period, i was being supported by a street friend.

How can someone you have sacrificed so much for all of a sudden change and bring out thier true color.

When you were working in Portharcourt and using Flights anyhow, how many unemployed graduates did you also help get job in your firm?

Now you want pity.

You enjoyed alone. Used Flight alone.

Moral lesson: Be Kind to those you meet going up for you may meet them on ur way down.

Siggynigeria:
A friend of mine said I should ask you what job you are doing now

Darling. My friend also said I should tell you that Unilag doesn't train students to "Get A Job" like you do.
Unilag trains students to be "SELF RELIANT". They Instill that "HUSTLE SPIRIT IN ITS GRADUATES" that's why we are all Self Employed.

Keep looking for jobs darling.

How dare you insult my Alma Mater

govnor4551:
Hi guys..... I love this babe but I can't marry her.
She love drinking, smoking and very easy to anger.
What should I do?
Help.

Perfect Description of 97% of Nairaland Men

bragamycin:
Good day fellow nairalanders, I am currently so vexed right now and pissed.
I have been damn broke for a while due to the fact that I haven’t been getting lots of logistic jobs these days.
I noticed that my personal fund has been going into the business to keep it moving and now that I have exhausted my options, I am being left with the worries of paying my workers month end, because they don’t care and they will collect their pay whether there is work or not.

Today early this morning a client paid her cumulative debt of 25000 into my account and I was smiling Cos I know that I will be able to pay one rider month end. However, to my greatest, it is on this same day that my riders have brake pad issues, the need to change oils and the most annoying of all is that my phone fell off my hand on this same day o, so 25k in 25k out, I no even see shawarma bUy inside the money Cos I had to immediately go nd fix the screen of my phone .
SHEY NA JUJU BE THIS ? Cos I remember say pastors used to say to pray against this kind thing abi na VILLAGE PEOPLE abi Na just COINCIDENCE.
Pls if have been in shoes , biko tell me ur experience

Your Village People Are Following You.
It Is A Spirit
It Is Called "SPIRIT OF WASTERS".

Ask Your Pastor. You Get Money Today And Something Unnecessary Comes Up To Swallow And Waste It. If You Check Well, It Is Always Occuring To You But You Are Just Realising It Now.

If you like, keep listening to those saying "It's part of life". Even u, listen to urself. For no reason, ur phone fell down from ur hand and screen broke. Boom!!! U had to fix screen. I laugh in my village language

Good Luck To You Darling.

od501:

You didn't mention the Simps on your list nah

Every woman has one.

Hello Simp!!!

By Their Handwriting, You Shall Know Them

God1000:
Sometimes it's good to let out the anger inside you instead of holding it all by yourself, it's better to talk about your problem and ask people for advice than resorting to domestic violence.

So your comment is childish to me

Yeah...Childish Like Your Brain

Married Men And Marital Issues Are like 5&6.

Every day, one Married Man will bring his Marital Issue to Nairaland. I just tire. When you were marrying and making babies, did u tell us

Everybody has their own issues to deal with but we are matured not to come here and burden others. Since you all "Married Men" want to be bringing your issues here, here is mine below.

Well my own issue is that rain keeps falling in Lagos and it creates flood on my street making it difficult to go to work. Sometimes I can't even leave my house due to water everywhere. I just tired. As I speak, rain is failing. I wish I knew how to swim? But to swim in a mud dirty water Hell NO!!!

2) I did Modification of Name on my NIN in the 28th of October yet till now 16th of November, it's still the same old stories of "come back next week". I am tired. I have lost a lot of opportunities due to this unnecessary delay.

3) My father died when I was 13 yrs old. Let me end that there before I begin to shed tears while remembering how hard life has been.

4) I finished school, graduated with a Second Class Lower (2.2) but guess what, I couldn't secure a job.
Now I'm planning on going back to school and starting afresh in a whole different field. Imagine the Emotional Trauma
And nobody should start me with "Go for Masters now". Thunder fire Masters.

5) An doing business. I sell things online but it's not moving like it should. It's just God that is helping me.

Should I continue

People that attack or drag people on NairaLand or anywhere else online have personality issues. Quote me anywhere.

I have had people that will bash me online but will secretly send me a DM. They got Issues.

My lovely brother. You are perfect the way you are. You don't have to change a thing the world should change it's heart.

You are still young. You are still growing. If I told you I still grew taller at the age of 28, you won't believe. Body chemistry differs.

I see you still growing and forming.
I see you having mustache and beards in the coming years.
I see you having a thick voice in the coming years.
I see you still developing in the coming years.
Just believe, trust the process, pray to God and never compare yourself with idiots that bash you physically or online becos of how you look today because tomorrow is pregnant.

Let me tell u a story...
When I was less than your age, i wasn't as sexy as I am now atall. Men will laugh at me. But I didnt care atall. I just prayed about it.

I got admission and went to school. After 4 years, when I came back. Boom!!! People will see me and keep staring at me. What happened. I had developed. I became so HOT. I had developed sweet curves in the right places. How it happened, it didn't know.

Now the Men that used to laugh at me where now chasing me like housefly. Some had married by then and so when they ask for my number, I give them. When they chat me up at night or in the day, I forward it all to the Wives at home. How I get their wives number is a secret I won't tell.
Revenge is a bitch right, I know.

Just know that you are okay. You are probably a late developer just like I was. You will be fine.


Abeg, I don tire.

Im watching the TV show "Revenge Body With Khloe Kardashian on E!"

Better marry her.

Inorder news...

Look at the picture I woke up to this monday morning with the caption

"I've been imagining you on me this way since yesterday"

The worst part is that it's from a church Usher that collected my number for "Church Follow Up" yesterday Sunday o becos I got up as a first timer.

That's why I don't like coming out or putting myself out there.

Some Men are Perverts

We are Team Curvy

Mufasaa:
Sincerely I like ass very much n I also like this your ass but I no I can't afford it
But sincerely is this truly your ass

Thanks for your nice words and yes...it's truly my Ass. Funny enough, people always doubt it. But hey, that's how my body is.
Kindly remove your mind from the mentality of "Afford". Just pray to find a good woman with a good, understanding heart that meets your spec and I know u will in no distant future. That's what counts. Take care

Yes o. We got great Asses but noone of them can match me on a bikini. I'm hot than them all. No caps.

Check out my Bikini Modelling Pic below

Boom!!! This is what a real ASS looks like.

Abeg rain is falling jor.

Moral Lesson:

Never accept any Scholarship from a Nigerian Government especially now that people like Chris Ngige and Buhari are in power.

Lee99:
Shut up you antelope, so the men are fornicating with spirits abi? Useless gender always blame men but never yourselves, what does the bible also say about harlotry?

I don't reply such immature mentions from 20yr olds but I won't skip this one.

The moment your gender stops creating a monetary demand for a commodity, there won't be a business enterprise for it's targeted suppliers.

Know that and know peace darling.

Now this is how to respond to comments on an annoymous forum.

Every day, it's Men and Runs girls
Other days, it's husbands and side chicks....

I don tire.

Can't these men zip up and wait till marriage?

Fornication and Adultery have become the order of the day in the lives of these Men.

What did the Bible say about these two evils that you engage in without fear

The sad part is, every Fornicator is a Potential Adulterer 100%.

You can't run away from it darling. It's in you.

Btruth:
shouldn't it be "God Is Amazing" on your signature?

.......anyway, no mind me. Naa oversabi dey worry me.

You are very right. I can't believe I made that typo and didn't notice it till you pointed it out. Thanks for correcting me dear.

Started at the age of 9 by frying Akara and selling it with bread in the morning before school and evening after school. Was paid 200 Naira per day.

Then went to do house girl from there till I finished secondary school. Was paid 5K per month.

Couldn't enter University early. Had to do different menial jobs to raise money for school. Menial jobs like watching people's clothes, sweeping compounds, doing house maids jobs then finally raised money and wrote jamb to enter school.

Being a full-time students was hard. Was working at a small shop to raise money to fend for myself in school and pay my school fees.

Then finally graduated.

Remembering those days makes me nostalgic.

Then one stupid idiot will now look at me and think that I haven't worked a day in my life becos of how sexy and attractive I look.

I'm glad that I don't look like what I've been through

Better days ahead.

No Sense!!!

Money For Land is what this one is carrying on her hand.

I am not in a relationship