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Godoverevery:
I think it should be mandatory for intending couples to live together for 6month to 1 year beforeor marriage...I will be sharing my own personal experience.
my fiancee have been staying with me for the past 7month we are getting married next year and our parents knows we are staying together.
I must confess is a lot staying with a woman.... Growing up anytime my mum and dad have misunderstanding and she start complaining about things we the children always support my mum but my dad always tell us we will understand things better when we get married...he was always at receiving end of things.
Now i realised what he meant then.
I have learnt a lot within this few months which I will like to share.
1: women will frustrate you but you must be really patience because is just there nature.
2: Money is the only thing that makes them happy...no matter how good you are on bed or how faithful 70% of her happiness is based on money
3: If you don't have money she will disrespect you no that for sure.
4: women are naturally stingy if she is spending her money on grocery or anything in the house she expecting you to pay her back double.
5: she will try to impose her way of doing things on you/try to control you.
6: women are manipulative if you are not careful she will try to drag you to herself and family alone
7: the only powerful weapon women think they can use to punish you is sex.
8: women expects alot from there man... buying them car,house infact she expects everything to revolve around her.
9: To be honest this sharing of bills thing can't work just save yourself the stress... just no you are carrying 90% of the bills....if she use her money to cook to her she is doing you a favour.
Let me stop here....what I wrote are just my personal experience and what I have heard from married guys.
To be honest no man is complete without a woman infact they are the salt of this world.

So my advise to any man who is planning to marry make sure you live together with her for at least 6 month so you can know the person you're marrying to know if you can handle the pressure and her characters...
Note : As a man if you lack Patience and not able to over look things don't bother marrying ooo.

If you are also staying with your fiancée feel free to add to the list of the things you have learnt.

Spot on...especially that money part. Guys dont play urself oo...money is the ingredient that makes love sweet.

Nairaland oo... person shit another person dey flush

Why do I have feeling OP's wife is older than him

akeensbussy:
Yeah...I brought in 3 people. Till today, they still see me as scammer. How relationship had been strained
I said 40 people took part.

Jeez. ..that's s a lot of sum..nobody would have foresaw this to to be a scam. Something wasnt right when I notice Ediplan was deleting msgs wen you call dem out to an error on the telegram group. Anyway such is life we av all learnt our lessons not to trust ppl again on face value.

Mrbillionaire:
My judgement" @Ediplan and @Saxy4c are partners-in-fraud.

Gbam..

Victorclean1:
The truth is that USA will go down . Trump has a good plan for USA than Biden.

Just as we jubiliate during Buhari win and now sorrow is everywhere. I foresee same thing in USA

May God help them . China warming up to take over the world power

I tell you...Trump has good plans for America...Americans were just emotional.

bigiyaro:
see mumu, in your stupid mind

Where did you craw out from stupid boy...does the OP post make any sense to you. Dont ever quote my mention again if ur reasoning faculty is low

How can I unread this...

DenreleDave:
If u keep doing redpill, till. U knack 50, u go don change like 30 gfs

omo redpill go make u dey change women like wrapper...but being redpilled is better than simping sha

SaintUlot:
@Mrpojj kindly relate this to the board of Mba forex as stakeholder that you are.

Lol..MBA would never publish their account, it rather burns down than for it to do so. I see many gullible ppl here who dont know anytin about forex defending MBA. Every true forex trader would know the market has been erratic for months now due to the forthcoming US election.
MBA trades forex but its payout is based on ponzi.

Nuelojei38:
Is it just me,or has any one noticed the current "dammnn nigarr" guy is fake and inauthentic.
He doesn't have d vibes of d original guy.
First the real guy is slawormIr , whilst the current one is slawormIIr( having two Is).
Like Jubril el Sudan in aso rock, so we have SLAWORMIIR of Gabon on Nairaland

I'm telling you...Slawormiir from Gabon . no vibes

I'm a very sincere person I wouldn't love to sugar coat anytin. Saxy4c really was a genius here his many calls came thru. little did I know it was all abracadabra to lure me to his telegram group. I joined and I started seeing losses reds everyday I thought I was in the wrong group. His many calls were 90% loss 10% win rate. I had to exit myself to save my sanity. anybody who talks or try to point out an error was gagged up.
The latest of his tricks now are posting profits which doesnt correlate with the Pip move.

Same thing I told a friend about MBA forex, i dont believe they trade .if they do they should show investors their myFxbook account. Anyway, no reasonable trader will believe what MBA forex dishes out every month in terms of percentage, thou its achievable but not sustainable.
Like a pyramid...it always crash. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

I have always known Reno to be a coded Redpiller; sharp and blunt . Single moms should hold their Baby daddy responsible. I also see some guys here cursing Reno. I'm not surprised thou cos there are thousands of Simps who cheer this ladies on.

All this looting should stop oo....na stealing be this one oo..

10minutes..

naija223:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dC4ZUOCIB4

Oga stop saying nonsense...Protestersare still be killed

Limitless72:
You reach here sef
I agree with you but there are exceptions
This "vagina expansion" is relative
Aside genetics, ageing n early or multiple pregnancies being main factors that affects the size of the vagina.

I think there are other factors that could influence the size of the vagina. Besides I also know during the pregnancy period , there are hormones secreted to relax the vagina muscles and causes it to expand beyond the ordinary

A woman experimenting with different sex partners would definitely have a wide pussy. But this "wideness" is relative

Let take for example
Lola have three sex partners.
Man A has a dick size of 4.5inches
Man B has a dick size of 6.5inches
Man C has a dick size of 10.5inches
The normal/ideal size of the pussy is 4.5 inches

Now Lola was faithful to Man A until she met Man B and C. She then began fvcking the three of them consistently and frequently. Hope you know considering the elactic nature of the pussy, it would comfortably accommodate the 10.5inches dick

So hope you know it wouldn't take long before Man A of 4.5inches dick notice the change in her pussy size?

To him now his dick is now small for her and her pussy is now wide. But we can't say the same for Man C with 10.5inches dick.


So yes fvcking different men that have variable dick sizes frequently over a period of time would affect the overall size of the pussy

Oil dey ur head...variable dick sizes expands the pussy walls overtime...

chinochizzy:
Anyone with useful information about where one can get a successful abortion, should pls email me, at pridezeal@yahoo.com

Young man ..stop saying nonsense...

Olayetan:
I honestly can't say if I'm the only person having this weird experience, ever since i met my fiancee, i get erection almost every time we talk over the phone while I'm alone.

I'm now having this thought in my head if what my body wants with her is SEX or its just a normal thing when you finally finds someone you love...



I'm not a good expression writer.

Are you a virgin simp...? call her over n show her ur erection

shugasofttouch:
Have u asked yourself if you possess the qualities you seek in a woman? I would never rub shoulders with my husband I counsel couples and through God been able to save some marriages

I love ur response thou...its shows ur diplomatic stance on issues if need arises..

Babara1994:
I funded my account yesterday with 5.30$. I want to trade and get a feel of the market.
My goal is to attain 40$ in a month.
PS: I have 4 months experience in trading.

Money you shuld have use to buy suya n enjoy ur life...

shugasofttouch:
In a nutshell u want an already made woman. I'm sure if it were to be a woman seriously looking for an already made man you would have insulted the living daylight out of her. Intelligent, smart, educated lady, yes but working class guy u mean u can't help get her a job or help start/grow her business. Truth be said I fit in your characteristics but honestly I prefer being single having an affair with you talk more of marriage. The fact that you wia quick to defend yourself that despite being a working class lady, you would take responsibility for the home is already an f9 for you

You this lady with your sharp mouth...
@Blackmann001 this are the kind of women that will be rubbing shoulders with a man in the house.
Ladies have refused to learn that what a man seeks from a lady is just her Loyalty and smartness. Not trying to assert ur force with him.

Fact1:
Werey boy ,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,

All the bad one should stop ,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** ,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?

Lol...A Bad guy is a smart guy wen it comes to women affairs. For the checking,it depends on you thou. But two methods suffice; exterior check and interior check.
For the exterior check...ask her about her past relationships..if she says a figure multiply by 2. Cos Bodycount rate is exponentially proportional to the number of relationships(Zaddies, Bestie n crush included).
For the interior check...you use ur damn Di** .

MyMilkshake:
Not me

This you

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating!

My submission

But guy you bad oo..I like ur calculations sha with every conditions provided. Jeez 5,114 knacks

Fact1:
Hmmmm,but it's still fiction,but can dat be possible sha,,,,,,

Still wondering,,,,,,,

Fiction ke...this is the reality of the day..only bad guys understand how this women pussies are been battered on a daily.. An average Nigerian girl who's past 28 has had sex an approximate 2000times. .
Before you marry .check the pussy.

Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.

Hmmm...no be small tin..that's why every guy needs the street OT, if not you will end up with a salvaged pussy..

Gisbourne44:
She is 20

Shes is in her whoring phase....difficult to get a stable girl at that age. Best is to leave her cos she wont change until she is used up..

Gisbourne44:
Hello house
Good morning

My girlfriend told me on the 17th of July that after scan, she was 5 weeks and 3 days pregnant. (Two weeks before this day, she took the test with the pregnancy kit and it was positive so I told her to do a scan and tell me the exact age of the pregnancy. She went for it and the doctor said he couldn’t see anything yet that she should come back in two weeks. Two weeks after that is 17th of July and it turned out 5 weeks and 3 days pregnant)

The last time prior to this date we had sex was 4th of June and that sex ended almost immediately it began because we had an argument that morning and while I wanted us to have sex she turned me down

On my way out she called me back that I forgot something. I came back to get what it was she called me for but we ended up having that short sex and while it ended abruptly was because after the 6th thrust she told me she was on her period

So I ejected and went to the shower to clean up

We both did.

Before this day the last time we had unprotected sex was 31st May


Now after the 4th of June we had issues that lasted till 16th of June and that was the next time we had sex

Now she told me on the 17th of July that she was 5 weeks and 3 days old

So since she made me believe I was the only one she was seeing

I accepted it and said I didn’t want an abortion

We both agreed to keep it

After I informed my mum about it, she was initially angry then she became open to the idea and welcomed it

And she said it’s not time yet to tell my dad about it which we both agreed

Three months later

I asked her again what the best time to tell my dad was and she said now isn’t bad

She told him and he got really angry and said the girl should go for an abortion

Then he changed his mind and said if we decide to keep it that it would be after a DNA if it’s mine that we would take custody of the child so she can move on with her life (I know how difficult it would be for a girl, so I decided to not listen to them and still do what I have in mind)

Since from the onset I made it clear it’s not a yardstick for marriage and that we should keep the child and I would shudder my responsibilities

Now the reason my dad and mum are no longer in support is because first she isn’t a graduate, her parents are no longer together and she stays alone in an area my dad feels 89% of girls there are runs girls and not fit to start a family with

So when all these were going
They asked a number of times for her number

I didn’t give them

But they actually investigated and got the number which i wasn’t aware of and it shocked me when she called and said they messaged her

Still I stood by her
My dad collected his car he gave to me saying it’s because I was mobile she kept the child and that she saw I was doing okay she also decided to keep it

While all these were going on

I told her in confidence that she knows we have gone through a lot and that the way my dads investigation is going

That if there is anything she is yet to tell me about her past or so

That she should do that before I hear it from anyone else

She told me that asides the one she told me before that there was none

I believed her

Only for me to find out that on the 12th of June

The period the age of the pregnancy tracks to

That she slept with a man (how did I know)

She was suppose to give me a gift that day she didnt turn up and her excuse was she was with her friends sister in the hospital and that I shouldn’t be angry

I believed her

And the thing is five days before this day I have her 10,000
Infact I try my best to support her with cash so she doesn’t go outside

She isn’t working so I expected in the absence of tfare and other work related expenses 10k should be enough for at least 8 days

Now after moving past all these

I was going through her mail cos she wanted me to do something for her

I saw an alert of 5k which she received on the 12th of June

The day she was absent and her friend had to deliver a gift

When I asked her she said her friend sent her money

I told her I would investigate

So I asked her countless times

She said she had sex with the guy who sent the cash but it was the early period of our relationship

I didn’t buy it

I dug further and discovered it was through she went out with the man that day and the 5k was like payment for sex they had (even after she found out I had discovered the truth) she still denied it

Not knowing I had asked her friend(roommate) where she was that day and their truths were conflicting

So the friend told her she should say the truth

That was when she started crying and all saying that she didn’t know how to tell me and all and that she is sorry

My annoyance with this is she slept with him and it yielded 5k

An amount I have never given her before

The least is 10k

And that night she slept with him

I sent her 20k which she returned telling me it was an insult that it was like I was paying her for the gift she gave me

So I sent her my account number and she sent the money back the following day which I sent back two days after that cos I had it in mind to give her the money

I forgave her for cheating
Rented a place for her, furnished it and she moved in

I spend 75% of my time after work with her

So I told her that I know if she sees the outfit she wore to see the man that it might trigger something that we should both trash the clothes, bra , shoe infact everything she wore to see him that day

She agreed

She brought everything out and the top was the only thing left

I saw the frustration in her face so she just pointed one outfit and said that was it

I confidently told her that’s a lie like I was there

She now owned up and said she is sorry that she is just tired

I said she should be happy doing this not angry

I should be the person getting angry

Not her


And she had told several lies in the past which I forgave her

And each time she promised she would never lie anymore and that she would change

Infact all her lifelines she usually goes to to beg me are all exhausted cos at each point she tells them she would never lie

So once another lie comes up

She moves to someone else to beg me

And at the moment

She has no one else to beg me

Cos she has assured all her lifelines that she would never lie to me again

My decision to tell her to keep the pregnancy was because I thought it was mine

But from the look of things
I’m still not sure

But right now I don’t believe anything she says anymore

Cos she lies a lot

And it funny she cheated the same period she got pregnant

A girl I was ready to standby

Gave up the car my dad gave me for her

All the landed properties he gave me were also recovered

All these I did because I liked her and didn’t care much about those assets

Not like I cared before

But it would have made things easier at least

My mum hasn’t spoken to me in two months because I decided to stand with the girl

My dad as well the same thing

And yet few days ago she still told another lie

I have never liked the idea of a child growing without both parents and for that reason I wanted to stand by her

But right now I feel like just standing by her until she gives birth

And then after that

We would just go our separate ways
And if she decides she wants to keep the child
Fine

I will try my best to meet with my responsibilities to mother and child if the child is mine after a dna

Pls I need an advice

Would I regret the decision to be with her if I decide to forgive her and go on (of which the paternity of the child is still yet to be determined)

Then at this stage I wouldn’t want her to do anything stupid so it doesn’t affect her or the baby

I’m thinking of correcting my mistake not adding to it

Pls house I need advice on this

Thanks

First,how old is this your girl...