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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:07pm On Dec 01, 2020

nitrogen:
Well, 75 points is a massive improvement vs 66 points. And please tell me if you’d be happy for us to finish 3rd with 59 points? What it means is we are regressing, if things pick up the following season, we are screwed!

How would you feel if we win the league with 78 points?

Romance › Re: Sugar Daddy Vs Boyfriend PHOTOS by Karleb(m): 8:25pm On Dec 01, 2020

Coldie:
That means I have been a sugar daddy all these while

Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by Karleb(m): 8:23pm On Dec 01, 2020

LIVINGICON:
All dese are just excuses. It is still the same you that will like to have a muscular ripped guy as a partner. If you are health and body conscious then you will find a way to maintain a nice figure with a flat belly.

Don't mind her.

Exercising as a girl is even easy.

If she can't do sit ups, she can skip 50 times daily.

In 20 days, that is 1,000 skips completed.

But no, it is excuse upon excuse like say na only dem get work.

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Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by Karleb(m): 8:14pm On Dec 01, 2020

Ishilove:
You dey mind them? Let them be ranting 'gym' upandan as if half of them can afford the cost and time

The secret of flat tummies is with our mothers.

Iya, stop spreading falsehood.

You don't even need gym to exercise.

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Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by Karleb(m): 8:04pm On Dec 01, 2020

Sanchez01:
Protest ground oooo. This government changed my orientation just last month. A man is leaving next year.

I read the OP while I didn't complete it, I was seriously shaking my head furiously.

The article was a good read but the content itself? SMH.

Just imagine how life would have been if you had taken that chance.

I'm not taking about the money here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:05pm On Dec 01, 2020

melodyogonna:
We do?

We have Bruno Fernandes. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Motora Apologizes For Mocking Beggar In Viral Video by Karleb(m): 6:52pm On Dec 01, 2020

Twitter can drag somebody ehn?

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Romance › Re: If You Have Not Watched 20 Out Of These Movies, You Are Not My Mate by Karleb(m): 6:19pm On Dec 01, 2020

Snake on a plane. I'd never watch that shiit again.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 6:16pm On Dec 01, 2020

Leyqute:
See counter attack from Akin Alabi

He's only saying the truth.

EPL with 100 point or 81 points is still same trophy.

70 A or 100 A, A na A.

0 F and 39 F na still same thing. cheesy

Even Bayern won a one sided UCL.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2020

KingAlabi:
I guess Leicester weree useless for carrying the premiere league with 81 points after all their mates did it with 98points and if they were in that season they would have been 3rd.

The things I see here dey freak me Sha.

How do I explain to my grandchildren that a certain Liverpool team didn't win the EPL even with 97 points?

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Romance › Re: Should I Give My Girlfriend Food After What She Did? by Karleb(m): 5:34pm On Dec 01, 2020

Nairaland people dey craze o! grin

Romance › Re: Man Laments After A Lady He Took Out Bought Food Of N4500 Out Of His 20k Salary by Karleb(m): 5:29pm On Dec 01, 2020

Romance › Re: Sugar Daddy Vs Boyfriend PHOTOS by Karleb(m): 5:28pm On Dec 01, 2020

2dice01:
Everything is fun and sweet Until Chief Priest Put Calabash on your Head

Programming › Re: Can I Code With My Phone by Karleb(m): 3:14pm On Dec 01, 2020

Quinex2:
All right, but for a beginner, he can start with mobile IDE while waiting to purchase a PC. Better than doing nothing, right?

Yup!

Programming › Re: Can I Code With My Phone by Karleb(m): 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2020

Quinex2:
And you had to start your sentence with "Shut up"? SMH.I'm a lady anyways and not "oga". I've been learning python with my phone and when I got my laptop, there wasn't much difference. Like I said, if he's really serious and passionate about coding, he can start with his phone so he doesn't lose the interest completely cause he couldn't afford a laptop. He can still learn with his phone, temporarily maybe.

Maybe the other guy was rude but you can't compare coding on phone with a laptop.

The difference is just too wide to even make the comparison.

When you get there you'll understand.

Phone is a very good starting point though, I mean, it's better than nothing.

Family › Re: One childhood hurt your parent inflicted on you that you will never forget. by Karleb(m): 2:38pm On Dec 01, 2020

Dem no dey wash dirty linen for public.

Programming › Re: Career Change by Karleb(m): 2:26pm On Dec 01, 2020

parkervero:
Do you like reading eBooks?
If you do, get Java the complete reference 11th edition , effective Java, and head first design pattern, you might add clean code to the list

Those books are enough for you to take up job after a year of study and constant practice. Practice over and over again. Again, practice by developing app. Good luck!

That Java complete reference na one dope book.

grin

That book gave me headache.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2020

eph12:
lol let these players start to flop, you will see all insults directed to Ed

The only time this happens is when we over pay for such a player.

Maguire no good, Maguire no good but that Bros no be Smalling, Jones, Bailey dem mate.

Since Ashley Young left for Inter our RB has been decent courtesy of Wan Bee Say.

Ed only get blamed if he overpays for a player.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:22pm On Dec 01, 2020

afrodoc2:
If the Southampton manager didn’t want our players to celebrate he simply had to win the match or at least not throw away a 2 goal lead.

If only it were that easy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 12:17pm On Dec 01, 2020

Nothing like OGS has been lucky in transfer market.

OGS have actually been getting it right.

If only OGS can be shouting and dancing like Conte, Guardiola, Klopp them maybe some people here will look him side.

We all know we can't contend for UCL or EPL this season. That'll be by next year. The requirements this year is a top 3 finish, either F. A or EFL and a good run in UCL.

At least, we should be able to upset big teams.

No one likes OGS inconsistency but make we dey free the guy. I mean we've not even played 19 league games yet.

Who would believe by now we would be same point with Everton that was firmly rooted at EPL summit?

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NYSC › Re: Can NYSC Grant A Permit For A Wedding? by Karleb(m): 11:58am On Dec 01, 2020

Why not?
Just get to camp first and explain to the officials.
NYSC camp is not a prison. You can apply for exeat.
I left camp twice while I was in camp.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 11:02am On Dec 01, 2020

United fans ehn? cheesy

Had we signed another coach aside OGS I'm sure by now the argument will be about why we did.

Family › Re: Man In Tears As He Found Out He's Not Father Of Baby He Raised For 10 Months by Karleb(m): 10:51am On Dec 01, 2020

10 months?
He should count his losses and move on.

Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by Karleb(m): 10:47am On Dec 01, 2020

E be like say she no dey reason wetin dey for the country.
Bros, abeg lockup that area. No give her access.
She fit manage Polaris but no Access!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Karleb(m): 10:13am On Dec 01, 2020

NegroAcheiver:
Ok

You guys just had to bring in a player not in your league to feel better. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 10:00am On Dec 01, 2020

eph12:
Abeg who get this email na? You have 24hrs to respond

oh boy!
A swear if this thread na real life, una for don blow una faces tey tey.
Whether #OleOUT or #OleIn, make we know where we go dey draw the line.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:54am On Dec 01, 2020

KingAlabi:
There is also a probability he would succeed with reference to what he did a molde, surprised you excluded that (excluded you are just talking premiere only, but also put into note that was oles first major managerial job)

If this United play against burnley out of 10 how many times do you think we would win?

With our current form, we'll win 10.

So many guys here just want to see Ole fail at all cost.

Too bad!

Programming › Re: Pls I Need A Tutor In Backend Dev.i Don't Know D Use Case Scenario. Getting Disc by Karleb(m): 3:50am On Dec 01, 2020

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Romance › Re: One Of The Dumbest Questions Job Interviewers Ask by Karleb(m): 3:31am On Dec 01, 2020

Truth is, interviewers ask dumb questions from time to time. But job seekers are told to take it that way because they are the ones with something to lose.

Nigerian job interviews are like Nigerian higher institution exams, just do la cram la pour and pass.

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Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by Karleb(m): 2:54am On Dec 01, 2020

mariahAngel:
That's not necessarily true.

We eat too much in this part of the world and think it is normal.
One person's portion can feed a whole family.

This is the gospel truth.

One way to verify this is at parties. Make the food delicious and most people, especially girls wey dey form, would easily finish 3 heavy plates with lots of drinks, no exaggeration.

This is what I've seen!

The fact that we dey H before food come no mean say make we burst our tummy.

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Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by Karleb(m): 7:43pm On Nov 30, 2020

Don't mind that woman up there.

I know many women including mine that have flat tummy after birth.

Just encourage her to start exercising, you could join her to too. Don't let her accept the that fat tummies comes as a result of birth.

Marry slim girls una no go gree. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:15pm On Nov 30, 2020

A certain Leicester is getting ass whooped. lipsrsealed

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