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samuelpeters:
Excuse upon excuse.
When you are interested in something, you won't even look at the time because you will enjoy it all through.
If you want to know what the OP said i bet you, within 5-10mins you are through.
And some of you call yourselves students, readers,leaders and other names.

....and you just had to spoil everything with the last paragraph?

When did I call myself any of those names?

Oga what's the problem?

Must I read every lengthy article and news that comes my way?

Epositive:
It won't take you more than 3 minutes.

For some people it'll take 10 minutes or more.

Not everyone is a fast reader.

SUPERPACK:
Gather here if you did not read the long epistle.

It might be interesting and inspiring but it doesn't appeal to an audience due to the length.

The OP should learn to not write everything on his mind.

Tra6ix:
You don't really know what I am passing through

Meet Labake, the first girl to say "You don't really know what I am passing through" in 2020.

odinson1:
You are a very manipulative bitch
He told you he had feelings for you,but you were playing hard to get so as not to look cheap

The guy gave up on you and moved on,now you want to tie him down yet,you don't want to tell him you have feelings for him

Seriously ehn i wish I can just see you now and put 6 live termites into your Pussy

just2endowed:
Hmmm in my case, a guy send me airtime claiming my last two digits number end on 80 and his end in 00. And that he just bought the line for his girlfriend. They flash me with the said line 00. I reason with them but my own vtu didn't work that day.

Next 4 days, the same person transfer airtime again and this time, two times. The dude called again and said exact same story. He even forgot I have not refund him the previous 1k airtime he sent. I smell foul because he can't be making mistakes 3 times just like that or is he using my line to cover his track? so I told him to call me back.

I contacted mtn on Twitter of my suspicion and they tolf me the guy did etransact via vtu. I told mtn to revert the money back. Mtn told me to contact the guy and of both of us agreed, money will be revert out of my mtn account balance to his bank. Meanwhile, this guy have been chatting with me on sms blasting me. I told him I have reported to mtn support and mtn said he should contact them for the money to be refund. He abused me and told me to chop the money.

The guy lacks manner. Chop the card.


But which kain name you take store the number?

Physically attracted to one, sexually attracted to another. Won't have sexx with one or another but won't stop borthering Nairaland about her actions and inactions.


OP! You are a simp!

Oasis007:




Lionel Messi has told Barcelona he wants to leave the club after nearly two decades with the Spanish giants.

- Sky

From Spain: Manchester United 'on the prowl' for Lionel Messi.

- United Report

If this is a joke, stop it.

jetroolowole:
sure but that's a sacrifice you have to make. Ask any billionaire today they'll tell you they've been there. Being a developer without doing a night is like passing through higher institution in Nigeria without staying awake any night

You will never lack!

This can't be real!

Although I didn't like flogging even the junior ones when I was serving but no matter how big your breasst or nyash is, if you deserve flogging, I flog you.

We were not allowed to flog the girls bottom but I could remember when one S S S 3 girl was fighting in my class, I angrily flogged her bottom and nothing happened.

SpambotLeaveMeNa:
I don finally get laptop...but no money to buy modem or data

Una wan help me or not

Do night plan.

Black is just a color, a beautiful one at that.

I'm proudly black. That pastor no get sense.

SegFault:
I coded on my phone for nine months so what are you saying.

You can code on phone quite alright.

But you can't compare coding on phone to a laptop. The difference is just too wide man.

The major challenge beginners face is access to a good laptop followed by access to good internet either through a phone or modem.

To advise you is hard, job scarce these days.

peacettw:
My initial stance was to keep quiet while you continue your discussion with the other NLander on whether the op's medical challenges is secondary to a metabolic disorder or not. However, seeing this latest comment from you, I felt compelled to wade in. This is not a metabolic disorder, not even close.

Metabolic disorder is the inability of the body to either produce or destroy any biomolecule.

His case: his body can not produce sex hormones that brings out the male characteristics.

Hormones are biomolecules.

Theoretical, the cure is to stimulate the gonads to keep producing these sex hormones.

Dextre:
Can we say it is metabolic disorder tho,without a proper physical and instrumental diagnosis? I'll say no. It is more of klinefelter's syndrome

You need to understand what metabolism itself is. Klinefelter's syndrome itself is a metabolic disorder.

All diseases in nature has one or two things to do with metabolic disorder.

Friendlyjoe:
Op, you are a Simp

Redpills girls would not even ask this kind of questions

FreeSpirited:
Stop talking Bullshit... How does it relate with metabolic disorder?? smh

If If you are asking this question it means you don't know anything.

SegFault:
You forgot to mention lack of funds to buy common laptop. Imagine I have to use my cousin's laptop.

This is the fundamental of all the problems others are just English.

I only read the title but...

WordPress as a service...


Waas!

Don't do jquery. It's obsolete.

These people don't respect themselves.

Have you ever seen a prostitute having seexxx on church? Why would you carry churchy things to brothel?

You wan spoil person business?

omoluabiguy:
That feeling of optimism you get right after the completion of NYSC is second to none until you hit the Nigerian Labour market and be greeted with a whole new reality of hell on earth.
I was not part of the few privileged Nigerians who’s got uncles or friends at the helm of affairs that’ll get them a job thru a few phone calls.
The struggle was so real, I wondered what my life was turning into since my whole plans started shattering right in front of my own view.

All thanks to Nairaland back in 2016, I saw a thread of Etisalat recruitment and as a sharp guy, I quickly dust my pali and follow the thread oooo. Anywhere this thread dey go I must follow reach the bus stop. Kpakam, Na so I jam customer service job for etisalat ooo, I was initially feeling reluctant about the job since it’s nothing close to my course of study, but the remembrance of what I’ve been thru after NYSC is enough threat to settle for any job at this point.

Fast forward, we started Etisalat customer service job, but my spirit no dey the job, Na only my body dey there cuZ at all at all man must chop. I was still job hunting on the side and after 6 months with Etisalat, Na so I jam my first software development job with one small company for Lekki.....

I resigned from Etisalat and started my career as a software developer. December 2016. My first salary from this company made me feel like a human being after a very loooong time, but all thanks to the grind and hustle, my brain was totally over calculating and the fear of going back to those struggle became a motivation for me to keep working hard. My aspirations and desires started growing bigger than to settle for this Lekki job.

I started searching schools online to go for my masters degree because I just wanted to leave Nigeria by any means before I grow past my prime age. My salaries was being channeled towards applying to schools in USA and Australia for masters in my field (Software Engineering).
I wrote the GRE, wrote the TOEFL and boom I got admissions both in USA and Australia, but I settled to pursue the USA admission.

March 2017, I came to a new reality of how much money I’ll need to follow this plans up!..... Another struggle began! ......

Yeah! I like this part.

Lordemperoris100:
According to information reaching my desk, I can confirm that Liverpool has successfully received a bank alert of €5Million from Barcelona.

They Remained grateful for Barcelona for keeping their own side of the deal and are hoping that Barcelona comes back and do more transaction with them in the nearest future.

Once again they appreciate your efforts and Thank you for banking with us.

From Jurgen Klopp ( Head Coach)

The answer is yes.

I'm more happy for Coutinho.

The guy was considered a flop at Barcelona.

Now he has 1 UCL and 1 more League title to his trophy cabinet.

Don't feel bad for breaking one heart, do when you've broken up to ten

sammirano:
My money is on PSV

PS gini?

daddytime:
The idiots never ready release am. Make him kukuma do the one year waka on a free. Na dem go lose plus him huge wage bill.

Don't mind those mumu!

If they don't sell Messi at a reasonable price now, he will go for free next season. Even if he demands up to a million pound per week, his new club will pay happily.

Barcelona is not only poor on pitch, they are also poor in business transactions.

unclemaths:
You can setup such an outfit..

You need XAMPP for your server. In fact, that is the first step for all online website before they eventually update their online version.

That way, you make sure all your links work and there are no loose ends.

Gbam!


We also have WAMP , Laragon, MAMP etc.