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kingbee90:
I totally agree with your last paragraph bro.
Introverts always over analyse & read meaning to everything. Well, that has more advantages and less disadvantages though.

It has more disadvantages. When you think about things too much, you might end up thinking yourself out doing it.

Ishilove:
You're a late bloomer

There is nothing like late blooming in this case, stop the confusion.


If he doesn't do anything about it, he'll never reach puberty. Ever!

This thing is not something hard nowadays.

Had you spoken out since you would have had your solution since.

Carry yourself to a good hospital on Monday and explain everything to a doctor even if it's a female.

Metabolic disorder is a biiiitch!

darkdenizen:
You should be telling this to the op.
I am only giving candid response to the question raised by the op.

Apologies sir.

Samfloxin:
Abeg who send me go school?

The issue with Africa is; our parents are more concerned about us going to school, having a degree and starting a 9 - 5 job.

They didn't know that that little hubby could easily fetch billions in the future. Sadly, many still won't know till tomorrow.

darkdenizen:
Go and learn BASIC. It is very easy

Who will pay you to write BASIC?

Just find any trending programming language.

nurain150:
I guess non.I could remember as a programmer five years ago I was connecting my mini chat room project to MySQL by taking post data directly lol

Ole ni everybody, eni ile mo ba sha ni barro.



Everybody issa thief.

Sapeleboy911:
For me it will be python, because it is almost like English language. But learning and mastering a programming language in 6-months to a year is too short for a time frame. It is not about cramming syntax.

Why do people keep saying python is simple?

Python is as easy/hard as any other programming language.

Bahat:
You shouldn't blame them, most of us don't read function documentation to know how to protect against or better still not use the vulnerable method. It takes years of experience in a language to better to attain such level. How many programmers read security blogs?

When you learn, you learn all pros and cons.

How would you learn MYSQL or any SQL and not know about SQL injection?

How on earth would anyone store passwords as plain text even in development.

You don't need to be an expert to know about all these vulnerability, it's common programming sense.

Frameworks to the rescue.

It's like asking what spoken language is easiest to learn.

Answer: The one you know.

Sweetgirlmimi:
Why what did I do

You seem like a gentle girl.

Whom would you rather have sex with? Your enemy?

C'mon!

So Messi is now 23 years old, ok.

LebanonCedars2:
Of course, there's nothing wrong with what she wore. In fact, she should have just worn lingeries. After all, we're in a civilized world.

I pity this generation!!!

You guys are nothing but bunches and bunches of hypocrite.

DonBenny77:
It's a norm that most ladies are whores now. It does make Victoria Inyama wrong she grew up in saner climes. How can you see nothing wrong with her dressing. You are blind!

How does wearing short gown equates to being a LovePeddler?

You are the blind one!

There's nothing wrong with the lady's dress.

That kind of gown is now the norm, every lady has one.

CNW1:
@IfGodbeforus and @Brachaa thanks for your comments. But I didn't rape anyone. I don't even touch them. Whatabout married people that masturbate? Usually I feel some relief after I've done it and don't feel any form of condemnation

Who cares if you masturbate?

Finish all videos on pooornhub, no one cares.


You are molesting a ten year old Do you even have sense?

CNW1:
Good day house. I'll try and keep this as short as possible. I had to open this account cos my wife is also a Nairaland member.

I'll just start from when we were dating. My wife and I (fiancėe then) agreed on no sex till marriage. So we would kiss, touch and romance and I would eventually get to orgasm and ejaculate. This continued till we got married. We've been married now for almost ten years. Being that it is already a part of our relationship, any time my wife is tired or not in the mood for sex she would beg me to just "press" as we now call it. So I would just touch her and press and relieve myself.

Now some years ago we had a teenager living with us as a maid when my wife 1st took in. Because of my wife's pregnancy sex was like once in a month or once in 2 months and pressing wasn't convenient for her as she needed enough time and space cos of some complications at the early stage of the pregnancy. She had to go spend some time at her mom's. So konji was so strong and I didn't wanna have any extra marital affair so while the maid was sleeping one night I went into her room and lay behind her, pressed my erected private part against her buttocks and relieved myself. She didn't even know what I did for she was fast asleep. I didn't touch her breast, buttocks or private part. I only lay behind her pressing my stuff lightly on her backside.

Ok fast forward to now, my wife isn't pregnant anymore, I can have sex any time I want but I still enjoy sneaking into our little maid's room (she is just 10yrs) when everyone is asleep, lying down behind her and pressing.

Recently, a relation of mine came visiting. She is in her twenties. Because of how close I am to her, I would carry her on my laps pressing her backside against my private part and release in the process. I don't touch her breast or buttocks I only carry her on my laps. But I think she would be feeling my erected private part against her buttocks but she has never objected me carrying her on my laps cos she takes me as her elder brother and knows I cannot do anything intimate with her. All this usually happen at night when my wife is asleep. I put off the lights and ensure my relation doesn't see my erected private part. I wear my shorts or underwear so the wetness is concealed.

My question is, am I committing a sin since I am having sexual pleasures with people other than my wife? But I've never touched their breast, buttocks or other private parts. This relation of mine, I can't even remember seeing her unclad. I don't kiss her or handle her. I only carry her on my laps as we discuss and relieve myself.

I've tried to stop sneaking into our maid's room several times and tried carrying my relation on my laps several times but failed. There is this pleasure I just get from releasing through them that I can't explain. I don't intend having sex with any other lady besides my wife cos I'm a very religious person. But I'm not committing adultery I think cos its just me enjoying myself harmlessly without the knowledge of the girls.

There's no redemption for you.

You are going straight to hell.

addexx:
Eminem is in his mid to late forties. He has a baby face and not until recently he started allowing his beards blossom. But he still looks late twenties.But his experiences and lifestyle from his lyrics shows he has an old soul. Be like Eminem.

I like this. Eminem should be 47 this year but baba still looks very young.

I knew this will get to NL eventually.

What?!

If Barcelona don't cash out on Messi now, he's going for free next year.

A word is enough...

This is what happens when you give caring mother hen a chick that isn't her's, with the help of a cock, she pecks it to death.

RIP to the little one!

CAPSLOCKED:
I GAVE UP ON THESE PEOPLE A LONG TIME AGO.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
NA GOD
HOW DID THE INTERVIEW GO?
NA GOD
HOW ARE YOU RECOVERING?
NA GOD
WHAT SHALL WE HAVE FOR DINNER?
NA GOD
WHEN WILL YOU PAY ME MY MONEY?
BY GOD'S GRACE....

THERE'S NOTHING THAT "GOD" IS NOT THE ANSWER TO, SO I BARELY COMMUNICATE WITH ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY. BELIEVE ME.

The last paragraph got me

I take God beg you , try to talk to people o.
It's good for you mental well-being.

squash47:
Video tutorials don't help me. I get easily distracted. But I can read them up right ?

Of course.

tensazangetsu20:
Bros na wetin I do o. Started teaching myself in February. I applied to every shit. Just started job hunting two weeks ago and got my first offer today. My own na web development sha.

Wow! Congrats bro!

tensazangetsu20:
Well software engineering jobs are more but this week in Nigeria they were more data analyst jobs than software engineering jobs. WHO is presently looking for a data analyst. Konga is looking for one. Two banks are looking for data analyst. Alongside two foreign firms can't remember the names.

Treat job requirements like a wishlist. If they say they want someone in the USA. Apply. The highest you will get is a rejection email. Most times those things are put there because they want someone who can work in the same timezone as them so no fear. Highest na no. But apply for every shit there even the impossible.

Ten years experience needed apply.
Machine learning and some big technologies needed apply.

Apply apply apply. Let them reject you. Don't reject yourself.

Oil dey your head!

To understand image slider you need to understand how loops and array works and also how to add css classes to HTML tags dynamically.

I would suggest a video tutorial.

Not looking up things on Google is like trying to solve an assignment without checking textbooks. Software developers Google search even at work, there's no shame in that.

If you don't get it, Google it and do the Googling with pride.

It'll take a miracle for Bayern to lose this UCL.

mysticwarrior:
if you ask me and I ask you an who go answer us, the marriage vowed is made so both couples will maintain everlasting together and tackle issues together, it is expected for the man to stay by is wife this trying times.

Marriage vows are like saying "Shazam", they don't make anything.