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Crime › Re: Police Officer Tries Hard Not To Laugh As Woman Put Up A Show During Her Arrest by Karleb(m): 7:53pm On Jun 04, 2020
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Free madness!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Did You Watch Today? by Karleb(m): 6:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
You think they won't come here?
Health › Re: I Am AS And I Am Getting Married To AS by Karleb(m): 5:54pm On Jun 04, 2020
Femeto:
What if they decide not to have kids?
Is that possible? In Nigeria?

They'll most likely stop on the 6th child with at least 2 SS.
Health › Re: I Am AS And I Am Getting Married To AS by Karleb(m): 5:53pm On Jun 04, 2020
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NL front page has become serious comedy material.


You playing with potential lives here and your excuse is too much love? Isssokay! cheesy
Crime › Re: Reps Reject Castration As Punishment For Rapists by Karleb(m): 3:04pm On Jun 04, 2020
This country is a joke! grin

Castration as punishment for rape bawo?

This is the most archaic thing I've read in a while.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Girls With Big Ass Are Always Stupid? by Karleb(m): 9:55pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Which kain wahala be this one?
Family › Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Karleb(m): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
If you want to die then I don't want to stop you.

But I'd like to know what led you to this situation.
Programming › Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Karleb(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:
Mothafvxker grin
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Crime › Re: Peruzzi Accused Of Rape By Princes Jayamah. He Reacts by Karleb(m): 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2020
Our own indegenous #metoo!


Who run the world, girls!!! grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Karleb(m): 11:36am On Jun 03, 2020
I talk am! grin grin
Health › Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by Karleb(m): 11:21am On Jun 03, 2020
HIbreed:
i should tell you to stop believing in fairy tales, am well versed in this. Am not religious, stopped a long tine ago! And i don't give everything spiritual connotations.
You are not religious but you are talking about demon and spirit literally? undecided


Take it or leave, sleep paralysis is a natural phenomenon.
Health › Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by Karleb(m): 7:59am On Jun 03, 2020
HIbreed:
lol, there is biko. How does sleeping late cause sleep paralysis, bros na the idiot demon waiting for you dilligently to attempt to fall asleep, when your spirit wants to leave the other side it gets pinned down and sucks out its energy. Ask yourself why it happens immediately you wants to fall asleep.
There isn't. Sleep believing in fairytales.
Romance › Re: Rihanna Oozes Sex Appeal As She Flaunts Her Enviable Curves In Sexy Lingerie(pic by Karleb(m): 3:24am On Jun 03, 2020
She's only advertising her products. She sells those.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 1:51am On Jun 03, 2020
Ayo762:
Its not my name on the NEPA bill can I go ahead .


Did you use NEPA bill for yours??
It does not matter.

I used my bank statement.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 9:35pm On Jun 02, 2020
Ayo762:
Pls can I use my slip of Nimc for proof of address when registering on hotforex
Use NEPA bill or bank statement instead.
Politics › Re: The Truth: Both SW, SS And SE Are Being Marginalized by Karleb(m): 4:54pm On Jun 02, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
FED. APPOINTMENTS IN NIGERIA BE LIKE:

APPLICANTS (FOR 8 POSITIONS) —

1. UMAR MUSA, ISLAMIC STUDIES, 3RD CLASS.
2. ABBA KYARI, POLITICAL SCIENCE, PASS.
3. MUHAMMAD ISLAM, JIHAD EDUCATION, 1ST CLASS.
4. NASIR LAWAL, ISLAMIC EDUCATION, PASS.
5. HADIZA BUHARI, LAW, PASS.
6. ABDUKADRI MUNIR, SSCE, 2 CREDITS, 7 FAILED.
7. ABUBAKAR ATIKU, QURANIC STUDIES, PASS.

1. PAUL CLEMENT, ENGINEERING, 1ST CLASS.
2. DEBORAH MARY, MATHEMATICS, 2ND CLASS.
3. JOHN SEUN, PHYSICS, 2ND CLASS.
4. HAHN MJBOLT, AGRICULTURE, 3RD CLASS.
5. AZUKA HARVARD, BIOCHEMISTRY, 1ST CLASS.
6. TUNDE GROUNDNUTS, THEATER ART, 2ND CLASS.
7. OMAR09 TIMOTHY, COMPUTER SCIENCE, PASS.

THOSE EMPLOYED —

1. UMAR MUSA, ISLAMIC STUDIES, 3RD CLASS.
2. ABBA KYARI, POLITICAL SCIENCE, PASS.
3. MUHAMMAD ISLAM, JIHAD EDUCATION, 1ST CLASS.
4. NASIR LAWAL, ISLAMIC EDUCATION, PASS.
5. HADIZA BUHARI, LAW, PASS.
6. ABDUKADRI MUNIR, SSCE, 2 CREDITS, 7 FAILED.
7. ABUBAKAR ATIKU, QURANIC STUDIES, PASS.
8. OMAR09 TIMOTHY, COMPUTER SCIENCE, PASS (EMPLOYED WITH CONNECTION/BRIBE).

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Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 3:50pm On Jun 02, 2020
KansiTower:
Aud pls go dwn .... pls e joor

E don do na since last week
If hin like make he touch the sky, that one is not our problem.
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by Karleb(m): 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2020
Little patience.
Shall be over.
Holy Spirit.
Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mummy.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 3:02pm On Jun 02, 2020
signalsmedia:
Everything is possible. My advice: forget about the profit. Focus on the process of trading.

A groundnut seller isn't bothered about how much she will make that day, rather she's focused on seling her groundnut. When she's done with selling, she will now see how much she has made.

Focus on trading, by month end you will see how much u have made.
The groundnut seller analogy weak me! grin grin

Nice one! cool
Sports › Re: Manchester United Will Pay Odion Ighalo £10.5m To Keep Him Until January by Karleb(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2020
Somebody should tell bro Ighalo to come and do give away for us!

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 12:21pm On Jun 02, 2020
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 11:42am On Jun 02, 2020
Neroiam:
So, we got out with +2800pips.. grin grin
Stop this.

There is no way that is 2800pips!
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 10:42am On Jun 02, 2020
Omo! AUDUSD is doing giveaway.
Celebrities › Re: Music Star Majek Fashek Is Dead by Karleb(m): 10:11am On Jun 02, 2020
cry cry cry cry cry embarassed

May his soul rest is peace!
Family › Re: Why Marry When You Know Your Libido Is Low???? by Karleb(m): 5:58am On Jun 02, 2020
So e dey pain?

If more men could be like him then our voices would be heard.

Women are oga when it comes to issues like this.

You'll see a woman denying her hubby of sex for no good reason after keeping him waiting until wedding night and many of them see nothing wrong with this.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Men, Call Yourselves To Order! by Karleb(m): 5:38am On Jun 02, 2020
Sometime I wonder if some of you actually have men in your lives.

Let's talk about rape.

There's nothing like calling men to order or typing rape into male or female's.


Rape is rape!
Romance › Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Karleb(m): 7:48pm On Jun 01, 2020
This person is a joker.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 7:47pm On Jun 01, 2020
mohd001:
pls I need help on this... I CNT understnad this again, is Forex really a business or a gambling?

I av lost everything on it except my life. all through my long years of gambling, I av never encounter horrible shit just like Forex.... I CNT understand this anymore. I need help!...


me self want make am for life!!!!
Forex isn't for everyone. Quit and channel your energy to something else.
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by Karleb(m): 7:44pm On Jun 01, 2020
Mbappe is rich not handsome.

Trent isn't even the cutest young footballer in Merseyside, he's just a very good right back.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by Karleb(m): 9:25am On Jun 01, 2020
I am very sure someone somewhere is compiling Ronaldo's list. grin

Messi is amazing but...
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Appoints 26-year-old Ngozi Ugochi-Igbo Make-up As Aide Causing Uproar by Karleb(m): 8:55am On Jun 01, 2020
It amazes me that people shouting for justice for a black American are now tribal.

Let's stop the tribalism abeg! Didn't the youth collect 5K before voting? undecided
Health › Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by Karleb(m): 10:31pm On May 31, 2020
dontrulee:
Nothing special about sleep paralysis though.
I have experienced this many times.
Sometimes, deep in my sleep, I see myself falling into a very deep ditch. The feeling is usually very strong that it wakes me up but I wouldn't be able to move an inch from my bed. It is usually accompanied with an increased heart beat but I have learnt to regulate my heartbeat to close normal even in extremely frightening situations.
Many times, I feel myself raising my hands up for someone to grab hold of and pull me out of the paralysis.

All I can say is that it is a very nice and refreshing feeling.
undecided undecided

Maybe you are a masochist.

There's nothing nice nor refreshing about that scary shit!

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