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Celebrities › Re: "This Is Why I Hate My Job" - Photographer Laments Over Lady's Pose (pics) by Karleb(m): 4:14pm On Feb 16, 2017
so you guys think it's everyone that likes free things like this, please, not everyone is Bleep starved.
Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Arsene Wenger Memes Do You Love Most? by Karleb(m): 3:58pm On Feb 16, 2017
five one my brother, five one. grin
Sports › Re: Should Arsene Wenger Be Retained Beyond This Season? by Karleb(m): 3:56pm On Feb 16, 2017
can Arsenal sack Wenger? That should be the subject of discussion.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is A Joke by Karleb(m): 3:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin

Actually, this thread is the joke of the day. I guess you only log in to read gossip and romance stories, there's more to Nairaland lady.

...and if you're tired of NL, please de-activate your account, *whispers* we won't miss you.
Education › Re: A Thread For Prospective Industrial Training (SIWES) Students. by Karleb(m): 1:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
I'm looking for where to do my 6 months SIWES at any food and/or drug company/industry within July and December 2017. I'm a student of Biochemistry, 300L.

email: a k e j u c a l e b@gmail.com
phone no: 08100693218
Education › Re: See A Maximum Security Prison In Norway by Karleb(m): 12:18pm On Feb 10, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

This prison is attractive.
Education › Re: Please Advice Me , I Am Really Confused by Karleb(m): 2:18am On Feb 09, 2017
You're going to do Math courses till 200L as a computer scientist, depending on your school. You should note that CSC is not all about programming, it entails other things.

I will advice you to get some Math textbooks and probably start attending Math lessons to up your Mathematical skills if you are really passionate about Computer science.
Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 1:10am On Dec 28, 2016
Donshaga:
How Can Someone read forex chart?
http://www.babypips.com/school is the answer.
Phones › Re: Furetin has sent it to me. Thanks everyone. by Karleb(m): 6:16pm On Nov 28, 2016
Furetin isn't a scammer. I know him very well, the next I see him I'll discuss this with him.
Education › Re: The Ancient Pyramids - I Know How It Was Built, Why It Was Built, Who Built It. by Karleb(m): 2:48pm On Nov 28, 2016
We've got another Otemaduno.
Programming › Re: Is PHP Dying? by Karleb(m): 5:23pm On Nov 25, 2016
Yes! I'm killing it.
Programming › Re: One Of The Best Languages For Beginners In Programming by Karleb(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2016
Eddodoh:
How do I add hyperlinks to word using HTML code?
I have tried this and it's not working cos I don't see anything that has been highlighted and ready for click and redirect.

<a href=“www.eddykenworld.com.ng">Click Here</a>

I am not a programmer but I was advised to use something like the one above.
That's it. It won't show on NL because NL doesn't support html code but BB codes.

If you want it on NL, use [this] bracket.
Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 4:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
timidave:
Hello all, please where is the trading system in this forum?
undecided
Education › Re: I Need A Place I Can Learn Good English by Karleb(m): 10:12am On Nov 21, 2016
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right To Call A Pastor's Wife A Pastor? by Karleb(m): 3:30pm On Nov 20, 2016
Call her whatever you want but stop calling her Mummy!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Ancestral Curses by Karleb(m): 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2016
hoodboy:
Let me share my something i personally experienced for your sake.

In my family lineage, no person gave birth to more than three boys, this dates back to my great grand fathers, My grand father had two brothers, and each of them gave birth to only 3 sons, and each of the three sons gave birth to only 3 sons as well (i was among the 3sons of my dad).

On quick glance, you might not think much of the situation, my dad had 4 children, 3 boys and a girl, quite perfect family size. But on a faithful day in church, a guest minister was praying against ancestral curses and asked anyone who felt he had such ties to come out for prayers, at first my dad didn't come out, but when he realised "the 3 son issue" he quickly jumped out, was about the last person to come out (his own account). He prayed for that curse to be broken, and later that year my mum got pregnant, 8 years after she had hung her boots.

The warfare that surrounded that pregnancy wasn't funny, things became very tight financially so hard that when my mum was due for delivery, we weren't even able to buy any of the required things. the first thing that came was a baby bath, which our family friend brought to the house. God is always one step ahead, my mom's brother came back to Nigeria just as my brother was conceived and everything my brother used during his first months, from diapers to powder to clothes, he brought with him from america.

Just as if he knew he came during trying times, the boy would never ever cried for food for one day, secondly he didn't ever eat up to one bowl of cereal or any of the baby foods, we tried everything but he just couldn't eat it, the only thing that would go in and stay in was 'Ogi baba' and that is what he was weaned on.

After the birth of my brother, extended families that had been suck with 3 boys started to give birth to more than 3 boys, four years after my brother we had our last brother.

Ancestral curses, agreement, bondage are real.
Why do I feel like this is a non issue? What's wrong if you give birth to girls only, not to talk of having less than 4 boys?
Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by Karleb(m): 1:51pm On Nov 20, 2016
MrKang:
Rant on? Aren't you the Idi.ot who just ranted? undecided
You hopeless bastardd,, I don't blame you I blame your stupiddd parents for not using birth control.

You should have been exchanged for a tea spoon of garri ,at least that might worth your parents something,instead of this good for nothing failure of a son they have with the name CUMMANDO. Lol how ironic your name is,cus it perfectly sums up your conception ,when your dad was sex-starved the only wh0re who agreed for him was your mom and she was like "Come And Do",that was how you were birthed,and being the illiterates they are,they gave you the name to remember their mistake "CUMMANDO" grin
No offense to the abusee and abuser but if you could channel this your on-the-go creativity into something else, Nigeria could become a better place.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shango ~ The God Of Thunder, Lightning & Brimstone by Karleb(m): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2016
...and also the alter ego of Thor.
TV/Movies › Re: Can You Remember This Movie, Issakaba? by Karleb(m): 10:12pm On Nov 14, 2016
Isakabaa! Gone are the days indeed.

#feelingnostalgic
Family › Re: Am I Really A Bad Son? by Karleb(m): 10:08pm On Nov 14, 2016
The next time they give you money for Jamb, if you choose a course other than Law will they kill you?

If no, then try it for once.
Romance › Re: Can U Sleep Comfortably In D Same Room Where Ur Frnd Is Making Luv With His Gf? by Karleb(m): 9:54pm On Nov 14, 2016
What kind of question is this?
Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 9:50pm On Nov 14, 2016
shorty002:
Silver seems to have resumed it's downtrend from d weekly. But me I have set tk profit alredy and looking to buy eurgbp
Your entries are always breathtaking.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Most Recent Lie And Deception Of Yahweh by Karleb(m): 4:46pm On Nov 13, 2016
One thing I like about otem is that no matter what, he'll always give you a reply.


Funny man grin
Phones › Re: Check Out The 2017 Nokia Express Music by Karleb(m): 4:19pm On Nov 13, 2016
rattlesnake:
u can't bought it

Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 7:09am On Nov 12, 2016
Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 6:47am On Nov 12, 2016
MMMHELPS:
Mmm is where these threaders ported to: do not join late
Why are you trying too hard to be recognized here?
Business › Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by Karleb(m): 3:16am On Nov 09, 2016
It is happening live.
Romance › Re: Even With My Kingsize Cassava, You Stayed Back - Nigerian Designer Tells Fiancee by Karleb(m): 10:54pm On Nov 07, 2016
Nansense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton: Nairalanders Decide by Karleb(m): 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2016
#teamhilary.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Africa Never Developed Technologically Despite All The Secrets We Know by Karleb(m): 8:02am On Nov 07, 2016
Food for thought.

The same way a Nigerian pastor would say his school's fee was ordained by God instead of explaining that as a Private Institution, the government do not pay your workers, the government do not build your structures and they sure don't equip your school with the adequate facilities neither do they maintain your school and that as a business person what really matters is the profit (and customer's satisfaction).

But you know it has to be spiritualised so that it doesn't get scrutinized.
Science/Technology › Re: 21 Overwhelming Images Showing The Effects Of Humans On Earth by Karleb(m): 6:38pm On Nov 06, 2016
PeachyP:
I'm not sure but I think it's due to global warming since polar bears survive better on cold iced seas.
From the picture, there is enough ice for the Bear to chill, it's just starving, a condition that happens to humans too.

I get the point your thread is making but let's try not to put all the blame on humans, we're simply doing what we have to to survive and we are also a victim of nature too.
Education › Re: 4 Photos That Look Like Photoshopped But Aren’t by Karleb(m): 4:44pm On Nov 06, 2016
sheffyUTD:
It will be more real and helpful posting them with their names
...and the photographer that took them.

mojeed4:
Other photo editing software was most likely used then. May be corel draw or something.
wink

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