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Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by Karleb(m): 11:31am On May 10, 2016
Olugbenga28:
Bro, God gave u 100% and after eating ur own 90%, u now want to use God's 10%...my advice for u is either u leave the boy @ home or use ur 90% if not u will just pay d fee in vain if u use ur tithe cos God himself MAY frustrate the boy's effort in school cos its HIS share u are using n u will still pray to the same God to help ur brother pass his exams...so how will wen u are using his share...same thing, u don't use ur tithe as hospital bill cos its God dat heals n yet u are using his share to supposedly cure the sick.
This are the type of thinking that might make me renounce this religion someday. Really! shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by Karleb(m): 11:23am On May 10, 2016
You dey craze?!

C'mon pay the goddamm school fees! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: May The Awaiting Disasters Befallen Upon The Earth And Detroy Everyone by Karleb(m): 6:17pm On May 08, 2016
Light year is actually a distance, as in 10 raise to the power of 16 meter.

BTW, you need to see your psychiatrist again.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Get Tired Of Ladies After Several Sex? by Karleb(m): 5:19pm On May 08, 2016
I always wonder why women don't get tired of men after several sex, are they all born managers?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thank God.... I Got A Job Thru Nairaland by Karleb(m): 10:55pm On May 07, 2016
Your testimony is permanent.

Pls send me a PM and I'll give you instruction on how to pay your first fruit and how to subsequently pay your tithe.

Do not rub your maker!

I repeat, send me a PM.

Let he who has hear listen to what the spirit is telling the church.
Romance › Re: Ten(10) Things Those In A Relationship Can Relate With. by Karleb(m): 9:14pm On May 06, 2016
Ebami wa omo o
Emi na fe love o
Mo fe love o
I'm single and searching
Moti ready o, I need a girl o

embarassed
Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by Karleb(m): 5:51pm On May 06, 2016
repogirl:
Hmmm, OP, this isn't true every time o, before some guys without sense will mistake a firm NO for shakara and go and force them selves to do what shouldn't have been done.

A word is enough!
Bia! Why are you taking it serious?

Na so people dey get high blood pressure.
Education › Re: Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba (AAUA) OPPRESSION by Karleb(m): 6:55pm On May 05, 2016
Here we are o, my people.

Imagine that, they simply want us to pay another tuition fee. All I paid as tuition fee for the Session was N28,500 + bank charges, now Agibefrud wants me to pay another N25, 000 as reparation fee before the semester ends, he must be crazy.

To be sincere, a lot was damaged but that amount is damn too high!

#SayNoTo25K angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Zuckerberg Endorses Lai Mohammed's Masquerade Dressing Job [PHOTO] by Karleb(m): 8:08am On May 05, 2016
Nbote:
How feasible d idea of working in the masquerade sector is?? Ur case is simply a forgone conclusion.. Oh and by the way, those are star wars characters
Are you inferring that he doesn't know?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Muslim Women Promised In Paradise? by Karleb(m): 2:34pm On May 04, 2016
Oga o, upon all the long oyinbo, no answer yet?

Still wating...
Crime › Re: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ogun For Attending A Family Party (photo) by Karleb(m): 9:40am On May 04, 2016
What can I say?

It's such a shame.


RIP to the dead!
Sports › Re: Nigerian Commentators Should Keep Commenting On Our Serious Matches by Karleb(m): 3:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
You guys have probably not listen to a Spanish or German commentators, although I don't understand their language but those guys can scream.
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Do This For Money? (photo) by Karleb(m): 11:16pm On Mar 27, 2016
Which kain mumu question be this one? huh
Family › Re: How To Live With a contentious woman by Karleb(m): 7:32pm On Mar 27, 2016
You forgot to add; when the situation is out of control, pack your loads and disappear.
Education › Re: Pictures Of OAU Swimming Pool And Sports Complex by Karleb(m): 7:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
Olusanya333:
Funny thing is, someone will come here and shout "lovely" with an annoying exclamation mark at the back .
xender:
lovely!
gringringrin
Food › Re: Why Can't Ladies Cook Without "Maggi"? by Karleb(m): 3:27pm On Mar 27, 2016
evatee:
Maggi is doing same job make up is doing on the face of our ladies....
grin grin grin

Funny enough, almost all our ladies are guilty of both. (Excessive seasonings et Makeup).

There's even one they use to call "Agino motto". lipsrsealed
Food › Re: Why Can't Ladies Cook Without "Maggi"? by Karleb(m): 3:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
carluva:
Hmmmmmm........
if I talk wetin some gurlz from one part of d country (dnt want to mention d tribe) dey carry my eyes see for ds maggi or no maggi matter eennhh una go pity me cry cry cry cry imagine ds gurls cook BEANS, ordinary BEANS with a minimum of 6 cubes of seasoning, come stew side naaa, dey use a minimum of 9 cubes, d day I found out eernnhh, na dat day I begin cook my own food seperate. common indomie dem still dey use one cube join for d seadoning wey follow am come.
gringringringringrin
TV/Movies › Re: My Top Marvel/dc Series by Karleb(m): 2:04pm On Mar 27, 2016
BraniacX:
Doesn't arrow belong to DC? Or is "arrows" something different entirely? undecided
Why are you so good at reading minds?
Family › Re: Why Do Children Love Noodles by Karleb(m): 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2016
Allwility:
Its because noodles advertisements are targeted at them.
Your head is correct.
Celebrities › Re: Banky W To Take A Break From Music, So He Can Marry & Raise Kids by Karleb(m): 10:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
Banky pls don't pull an Adele on us. cry
Romance › Re: Women Can Create Babies Without Men, Claim Scientists by Karleb(m): 9:37pm On Mar 26, 2016
Stale.
Romance › Re: She Is Frustrating My Life, Just After I Officially Proposed To Her by Karleb(m): 9:07pm On Mar 26, 2016
The issue here is how a man born of a woman chase a single woman for 525,600 minutes when there are many fishes in the river? undecided

I mean... Where is my cane?! angry
Family › Re: Please Advice Me by Karleb(m): 3:42pm On Mar 26, 2016
Richy4:
You might be surprised that they were not even looking......You are extremely awear of your environment and things around you and it is affecting your mental faculty....let go a little...

I remembered when I started driving 12years ago, I felt that everyone on the road was looking at me and shaking their heads......But I later discovered that no one cares as long as I do not hit their car or ran into their lanes....

Just calm down, No one cares as long as you were not naked on the road or street.. you are fine....
Gbam!
Celebrities › Re: ★ Yemi Alade’s “mama Africa” Album Tops Itunes Charts Worldwide by Karleb(m): 1:22pm On Mar 26, 2016
Exxit:
Thats why this days I don't believe any naija news I hear. I Google searches wizkid net worth, it told me $200 million, psquare $500 million, korede bello $19 million. Even some top American stars never reach that level. Dr Dre is the second richest and he makes $350 million. Nairaland get your facts right. Confirm you news first... yemi album is only top in naija. It can never appear in the list of world wide only if she has won or been nominated In a Grammys or BET abroad...
I thought as much
Programming › Re: How To Hire Good Programmers In Nigeria (an Experience Based Article) by Karleb(m): 10:12am On Mar 26, 2016
FrankLampard:
larisoft in addition to all you have listed here, I will ask you to solve some complex Matrix Problems, Ordinary Differential Equations, Partial Differential Equation. if you pass, I will now set some easy Data Structure and And Algorithm questions. Before you will be asked to showcase your portfolio or maybe create a CRUD app in a particular language.
Are we talking about Basic, Fortran and MatLab here? undecided
Career › Re: How To Leave A Bad Day At Work Behind? by Karleb(m): 4:49am On Mar 25, 2016
This writer is an ardent Wikihow reader, it's just so obvious.
Career › Re: Sacked Today For Being 'too Introverted', Unfair? by Karleb(m): 4:04pm On Mar 24, 2016
FuckYou:
Its a pity where some of us find ourselves.....
Honestly .. Just try to blend in
Bros I feel your pain grin

That awkward moment when the only thing you wanna do is keep quiet.
Career › Re: Sacked Today For Being 'too Introverted', Unfair? by Karleb(m): 4:02pm On Mar 24, 2016
If you really want to survive out there, you have to change. The funniest things is about being an extrovert/non-introvert is that talking/gisting comes naturally but for an introvert, if he must talk especially to strangers, he has to force it.
Politics › Re: Photo: When Ilorin People Visit Lagos For The First Time by Karleb(m): 10:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
AyoOne01:
The guy standing opposite be like
Alfa Noojimu, ahin! e dakun se irin a mon tana ni? eyi ntana fa... Ah! were lawon eebo yi fa
grin grin grin

You garrit!
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Finally Answer The Call From Your Village People.. PIC by Karleb(m): 1:24pm On Mar 19, 2016
aoyih:
There's everything wrong with the last pix...for ur info, even the man's family will not allow him custody of that child, assuming he lost his wife, which can be the only reason he would be with that child as shown in the pix...
If u want, no go work make u take care of ur family, ur wife go turn u to nanny, if she na she d provide for the house...
#EwuHouseBoy
You took this outta my mouth!
Phones › Re: What's Your Best Dating App On Your Mobile by Karleb(m): 1:20pm On Mar 19, 2016
Dating wetin? undecided
Politics › Re: No Excuse For Dismissing Gender Equality Bill - PDP National Woman Leader's by Karleb(m): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
Personally, I want the FG/Senate to approve the gender equality bill. It seems the house is scared of a liberal woman's potential, which is not supposed to be so. You only cherish what you don't have until you have it.

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