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GentleFrank:
Its quite a pity. That's the way God wants it. But why not start a business venture of your own and be your own boss

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The way God wants it?

Just when I thought I've heard it all.

Too unnecessary long.
No suspense.
Too predictable.
Too unreal.
Kinda boring.

Serves her right.

...and my people perish because of lack of knowledge.

I think the elders need lectures on Chemistry 101.

I'll rather stop assuming.

To make your chords sound sweeter just add 9th/2nd.

I.e Fmajor becomes Fmajor added 9.

Give an HND guy a B.Sc and watch him sing a new song.

Wait o, an ND will get you directly into 200l while HND will get you into 300l?

*sings*

Melo melo laferi
Melo melo lafe so.

How could you not include the part where you woke up?

oo.. . Why the rush?

Mbkite:
I didn't say EE is nt morethan V=IR, I said the basis of EE is V=IR

Ok. Now I get.

Are you studying/Did you studied Electrical Engineering?

HYIPS everywhere.

God help us.

Kirk Franklin - Imagine me.

MJ ft Akon - Hold My Hand.

Why don't you type it on Google?

Senior Secondary Physic is more than V=IR. So op, you were saying something?

It's no magic. It's called optical illusion.

Bleeze2:
kanu nko wey play for arsenal

Don't mind him.
He has a point though but it's too generalized.

Mary had a little lamb.

Ok. We don iyel.

SIRcumalot:
I did,
am glad we're two now
@moneyallowed
Captain America would've done a fine job of controlling the hulk

Abi. Natasha and Hulk are not compatible!
They introduced 2 new Avengers, I was expecting them to give Hulk someone to contain him and Captain America/Natasha a GF/BF or at least join Natasha and Captain in holy matrimony.


I mean Natasha is just too good for that hairy man.

Pianistsegz200:
I'm in IB presently

OK.

Can you help with this video? I'm having issues with what the guy played.

Can you help with the chords?







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFkTG_oRv4

joelenesleek:
to cover me and leave me helpless with no little strength till after some seconds

That's sleep paralysis for you.

...and what will happen when your phone's battery is flat?

joelenesleek:
Afraid to sleep cause something comes to press me during my sleep

Press you where exactly?

That's what happens when you fvck with authorities.

This will only work if your boss is a dunderhead, if your productivity is below average, you ain't getting a raise.

It might impress outsiders though.

Present!

Summary: You can not eat your cake and have it unless you didn't finish the cake or perhaps, you're just lucky enough to get another.

RichDad1:
That's combination of Jim Iyke & Basketmouth

Why the rush?

Hi people, did anyone also find Scarlet Johansson(Natasha) kissing and dating Hulk in Age of Ultron odd and kind of out of place?

I mean what's attractive about Hulk, even in person when she's got Captain America?

That was how she kissed one eary French guy like that in Lucy.