₦airaland Forum

bikefab:
Sexual Perversion is now a societal norm and masturbation has gone digital.

How does that have anything to do with the thread?

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9niceguy:
Pepper isn't so expensive. Jst insert the disc (pepper) I bet you will sing a new song

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Lalastica.

LORDDICE:
tnk u sir, i will alwayss remeber u for dis vital vital aid.... Hope u will still be on nairaland when i write my 1st program

Of course, I'm always a mention away.

LORDDICE:
tried d website bt kept on getting an error messsage...

Tnx

It's perfectly working at my own end, could be browser issue.

LORDDICE:
can i look up to u when ever i am entangled?

No. Reason being I'm not into programming.

You can post your problems in this same section.

If you are going into web application programming i.e website design, start with HTML, CSS, Javascript, Bootstrap... It's not advisable for you to jump to PHP just like that. Just follow the course modules on w3schooos and you will never go astray.


The Cyberspace needs you bro.

When you are with your Glo sim.

Aflowz:
Why install chainfire 3d? Na 2gb ram you get na + quadcore

That's Nigerian for you. Some will even flash custom rom on a phone that receives update. I blame Tecno!

www.w3schools.com
www.tutorialspiont.net


Read through those websites, Godspeed!

Believe that, believe anything.

Firstly, he's a gay in the making.

Secondly, he should go to the nearest Police station to express how he feels.

Lastly, he should start buckling up for 14yrs imprisonment with hard labour.

No, don't leave her. Stop calling her on holidays, instead call someone else.

You guys need to read the first part of op's write-up before commenting.

Saraki who is a trained medical doctor was a Special Adviser to the former President Obasanjo on budget? Wow!

Somebody tell me more about this ball boy business.

How much do I need to invest to earn $100K?

Campaign after election.

Abeg who get pin mouth charger?

Don't even think twice, choose the Island. The last time I checked the standard of living there is high which means you'll meet people with great mind, aspirations and taste.


Te we ba pe lara ose...

I vote for SOSIQDUDE.

You want a bag of rice? Then type "I vote for SOSIQDUDE".

Cc: Nljega

How could you not add nyansh and boobs?!

Of course the economy of Nigeria has been blooming since the discovery of oyel, but will those pot bellied looters allow the resources to be evenly distributed? You guessed right.

Nice move! I expect those in the agricultural sector to take merit of this opportunity.

So it's real!?

I normally use it to mock APC, never knew PMB actually said that in person, I thought it was some NL fabricated political brouhaha.

The sh*t just got real!

Whatever OP wrote up there is nothing but beautified nonsense. You mean you expect students to renovate the school's hostel after paying school fees? C'mon! It doesn't work that way. As long as they paid their school fees, they have every right not to renovate the hostel, and to demand for a better hostel to live from the school.

To be candid with you Mr Op, I think you need to go to school, not just for the certificate but for the experience.

100 suitors per day? Fear God now, the most beautiful girls don't even get that much suitors per week.


She looks so disgusting BTW.

SELENAqueensy:
See how fine he would have looked.....

I tell you my sister, the guy just fu*ked up. Imagine Usher, R Kelly or Akon going for plastic surgery. Mehn! That'll be gross.

These are what everyone needs to avoid at all cost, career or carrier.

Let there be piss joor!

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