₦airaland Forum

My people, how did it happened?

What I should have achieved in 2013.

Chanchit:
You never ready, when you taya, you go dey give her first attack, when she wan dey enter para mode, you go dey use slap restore her factory setting. When she begin fear you, she no go dey misbehave. Na when you buy her gift your slap go increase, cos she knows you are trying to bribe her. What nonsense.

Op! This is the pure unadulterated truth in its unclad form, when she slaps you for example, slap her back if you can't then push and go violent on her, if she sees that she can no longer bully you like before, she'll respect you.

Follow this advise and you'll forever praise the Lord!

Over here we call it childishness.

I've actually seen a boss that threatens his assistant just to feel good as in, he'll tell her she doesn't have a brain, he'll tell her he'll write to the National to get her outta his office. The man is literally making life difficult for this young lady just because he can. Believe you me, sometimes I feel like kicking his as.s.

The thing is that most Nigerians cause other Nigerians pain just to feel good and in-charge.

But I believe causing others pains is still good in some rare cases in the senses that, there are times when you need to correct you inferiors with iron hands as in discipline, believe me when I say some Nigerians can pass their boundaries and some might even want to take over from you if care is not taking.

Finally, being in charge is not equal to causing pain but discipline might be equal to causing pain. Gerrit?

I don't do 4, 6 and 7. I rarely wear special clothes on Sunday's and Friday's because almost all my clothes are special!

...and I didn't laugh in between!

Happy birthday SAF!

It seems our Captain Rooney has disrespected Man utd fans although I don't know what he said or did.

Source: Eurosport Facebook page

Is this a question?

Well in addition to your contribution, with WC shitting could turn to thinking but with latrine you'll have to do quick because of the flies .

If you really want your business to boom, then you shouldn't be thinking about latrine!

Dramadiddy:
Ok..no problem, I'll get back to you

We are still waiting.

No! Unless I'm left with no choice, which I hate!

They just want to sell disc/book, if you are a fan of literature or a movie freak, there's no biggie in it i.e buy and read or watch but don't believe it hook, line and sinker.

If you want to believe something, read your Bible.

One thing I don't get is you replying your mama with "LMAO"?

SailorXY:
e be like say Young don dey smoke igbo sha, nigga has been impressive gaddamit

The guy dey on monkey tail.


Did anyone see Iloris abi na ilori?

MrTA:
So Smalling and Shaw are fit. Yet can't get in the lineup

Need everyone to be fit so we see less of this 352 jor.

I swear 352 dey LVG blood kokoroko.

Abeg, when is the match starting in Naija time?

Dramadiddy:
Karleb remember that video about simon keys?...I watched it and I understood what he said...he was teaching how to improvise using chord tones, that is improvising on the notes of whatever chord he's playing in his left hand...and he gave examples of things to do when improvising, they are called transition notes just as we have passing chords...so the examples are(according to how he said it) :

below notes : B-C,Eb-E
above notes : C#-C,F-E
below and above notes : B-C#-C,Eb-F-E
double chromatic : D-C#-C, F#-F-E

So if u have a maj7..so u ll apply all these to the notes of the chord and switch between different styles when improvising, he even did "test-drive" and it worked..but I added something...modes...i can use these techniques to improvise but I try to make sure the notes I land on are notes of the mode

Actually, I'm now improvising even though na small small sha, I found a more explanatory video on playpianotoday and it really helped.

Errm do you know and apply all that's written in that Dennis Taylor e-book?

Juliaann:
You are not far from the truth

You gatta be kidding me!

Is that thing for real?!

cao:
Err...Mai wasn't in Team Avatar...

I was just focusing on the A'sT and their spouses.

BTW, who was Toph's husband?

cao:
But, like I said, Suki was never in the original poster, someone made this poster to include her.

Ok.

If I were to make one, then Suki will be close to Sokka as Katara is close to Aang and Mai will be close to Zuko as Toph will be close to ___________

cao:
Err..Toph was a member of Team Avatar...I was too lazy to write all their names.

UPDATE: I know they didn't put Suki in the original poster, but I found a fan-made one.

Oh! I guess I didn't take time to read it slowly.

But Suki is supposed to be close to Sokka as Katara is close to aang?

cao:
You've forgotten this is the same Azula that evaded every single attack from Team Avatar during the eclipse...not a single scratch on her, with her bending neutralised by the eclipse. And Azula was a firebending master, better than her brother Zuko (he even stated as much, or have you forgetten again? This was before he became one with the dragons), the kid was so bada$$ her flames were blue. The Azula that took Ba Sing Se would have annihilated Kuvira.

Like I said earlier, a fully realised Azula would have been the best and ideal villain. The kid was 14 during ATLA, 14...let that sink in...Four. Teen. Imagine what she would have been if they hadn't turned her into a lunatic...

I Karleb, completely agree with you.

But you forgot to add that she evaded Toph's bending too.

mistabiola:
This is a forum where we share our opinion and its not a do or die affairs. Thanks

You knew that and you bragged about your 18yrs pseudo-success?

selfoss:
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Sentiments apart, GEJ rocks!

Who's Sambo? We don't know him here in Nigeria.

Because he's PDP, right?

Where was APC when Mimiko denied Ondo State workers of their salary? Hypocrisy of the highest order.

Yuletide my foot!

Odunharry:
i knw wtn i mean bro.....merry xmas

Same to you, I was only admiring your sense of humor + sarcasm in an hilarious way. No hard feelings whatsoever.

Odunharry:
na defender i don 4get..

How xmas 4 ur side?

Defen wetin?

DeHero1:


Haba guy, wetin I do u nao?

I'm a boy like u o... don't mind however d pix looks like.

OK.

But what's the age range? Mine is 17-20 but if you know gameboi's age then you know my age.

Danhumprey:
Merry Christmas,guys.



We are grabbing all 3points in tomorrow's match. Expecting a hatrick from Falcao and a goal or two apiece from Rooney and RVP.

Merry Christmas bro.


You do know that that is too much to ask for, right?

That was 2012, right now I just ask them for it and keep the money.

DeHero1:
Yep!

Y?

How many kids do you have or is it just the dress?