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Enemyofpeace:
There was this hot argument we had in class today while waiting for our lecturer.

It was on the ownership of the breasts, some (including ladies) argued that the breasts belong to the father, some argued that the breasts belong to the mother, while some including our old school lecturer who later met us on the argument were of the opinion that the breasts belong to the baby.

We were not able to arrive at a conclusion, so I decided to bring the issue before you my elders and ancestors on nairaland. Who owns the breasts? Is it the father, the mother or the baby?

Zonefree:
Egg is most economical.

omonighoblessing:
Let's hear your worst sleepover experience.

What happened? ���.

Here’s one of such experiences


I went to their place to sleep because there is a party in my hostel which I no wan attend and I seriously needed a good sleep all of which I explained to her and she said no problem.

Naso I left my hostel around 8pm for their place. Unfortunately I didn't know the parents are Deeper Life Pastors wey dey do vigil every night . After dinner, I just entered my friend's room around 10pm and slept. The next thing I knew, someone was waking me around 11pm for vigil wey Dem no tell me, vigil wey I no plan.

Aha Babe, but na because of sleep I cum una house nah, why you no kuku leave me for my hostel, atleast I go still get some sleep .

Naso we take do vigil from 11pm to 4am o and I get lecture on campus in the morning by 7am .

Folakemi, I still haven't forgiven you o, my God will judge you and your people ☹️ ☹️

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DouyeEbi:
Hi Nairalander,
A friend of mine lost his wife about a year ago.... October 2021 to be precise.
He has a son who has been with him since the incident...
His Mon is now telling him to get married again because of his son.
He is now asking me if it too early to start a serious relationship that can lead to marriage.
I say let me bring it here for advice.
Thanks

nwekeugochukwu:
Popular Nigerian singer, Teni, has taken to her Instagram handle to share new photos which captured a slimmer figure of her after a weight loss journey, IGBERETV reports.

Teni captioned the photos;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCRMkDsoeF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

The singer was spotted in some of the photos with Broda Shaggi and Phyno.

See the pictures below.

1stGenAmerican:
I know plenty about all three. You seem very bothered. You are asking me what I know about my home country, Russia, and the war in Ukraine but you don’t know the difference between QUIET and QUITE. The irony.

Thebest12:
There is a girl I asked to be my girlfriend. She said no to me. But she keeps disturbing me. Chatting me up everyday. I have tried to snub her several times but she keeps sending messages.

Pls what does she want and how do I get this girl out of my life . I want to block her, if I do so am I not overreacting?

adamusuleiman11:
New Delhi: North Korea executed two high school students for watching South Korean and American movies, a report said. Viewing or distributing Korean dramas, popularly known as K-dramas, is strictly forbidden in North Korea.

The two boys, 16 and 17, met in October at a school in North Korea's Ryanggang Province and watched several South Korean and American drama shows, the Independent reported.

The two teens were executed in front of locals at an airfield in the city, according to the Mirror. The incident took place in October, but the information about the killings emerged only last week.

The government said that the crimes committed by the two boys were "evil", hence the horrified residents were made to watch the execution.

Last year, North Korea announced an 11-day mourning to mark the death anniversary of Kim Jong Un's father Kim Jong Il. During this period, citizens were not allowed to laugh, shop or drink.

In 2020, the government banned foreign information and influence as part of its crackdown on Korean shows which were growing popular in the country.

South Korean shows are smuggled on flash drives and watched behind closed doors in order to escape fines, imprisonment, or worse, death.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/north-korea-executes-2-boys-for-watching-american-south-korean-movies-report-3582918

RestructureNig3:
You have been brainwashed and enslaved with religion that's why you're lost. Africa will rise, keep waiting for the world to end

KingOfAmebo:
All these kids on nairaland even with a smartphone still display stack ignorance publicly.

You probably weren't born when the US invaded Iraq on a mere suspension of Iraq having weapons of mass destruction which ultimately was a blatant lie, Thousands of civilians and Children were slaughtered during the war. The US military stole millions of crude oil and gold during the war, that was the primary reason for the war, the US (Devil) went to Iraq to steal and destroy.

Mind you, the World Trade Center attack was orchestrated by the CIA to justify their attack on Iraq (the US government had to sacrifice thousand of her citizens)

The stooge that was used for the World Trade Center attack "Terrorist" Osama Bin Laden was trained in the US by the US government.

You have a smartphone with data, Google all I said.

4ward4:
They are all Sound, but they choose to cloud their head with hates and lies. For the Supporters of Russia who gain orgasm from their heinous act. It will be like a dream ,when USA finally Choose to Raise and tame them. But unfortunately the USA won't, because they will be casualties.

4ward4:
Get The clearer picture and understanding before accusing another party of hiding under Proxy.
NATO & G-7 haven't really drawn the red line for Russia. They are Rules and the world currently is trying to be a better place by adhering to those rules.
One of those is their should never be War that should be as severe as the Previous World War. All Super world powers have made their mistakes and are trying to correct them...But it seems Russia haven't learnt a thing.
If you talking about War power, Russia isn't a Match to US. Don't let some lie from the Russia's deceive you. USA have the highest Patents on research on war Arsenals. Highest number of foreign Students in the USA are from Asia continents , they keep coming to study technologies and going back to develop similar stuffs.

USA and the world G7 are wiser now and Not even the provoke attack of Russia will foolishly make them rush into a Fight...
The main aim here is , supply Ukraine Arsenals and let them defend,themselves from intruders. While you weaken the sources of funds used in fighting such wars. If you remember Russia went low on funds and payments of fighters. Alot is happening in Russia that you don't know about.

Everfrank:
This Zelensky guy is a stubborn goat and wicked.
He chose to bring destruction to Ukraine and it's people. He chose to fight a war he has no means of winning knowing fully well that either if US/NATO join him fight or they help him fight Russia Ukraine will be the battleground.

lhordspy:
Russian President Vladimir Putin once again drew international attention when he warned that if even one missile enters Russian territory, "hundreds" of warheads will respond.

* Putin’s comments come just days after three separate drone strikes hit bases hundreds of miles within Russia’s borders — an attack that Moscow blamed squarely on Ukraine.

* "It is a terrible war in Ukraine. It is also a war that can become a full-fledged war that spreads into a major war between NATO and Russia," - NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said noting that NATO is doing everything possible to prevent this.



https://www.foxnews.com/world/putin-says-one-missile-trigger-hundreds-warheads-stark-message-nuclear-deterrence

Bintabisiriyu:
So sad, she will be missed in the world of 2k hookup girls

LaSenior:
Mod please I want this piece to be pushed to front-page this is happening to me though I have prepared my Mind to do what is in my mind but I want this honourable house to look into this

I was supposed to go and do marital introduction but because of my dad's health which was going bad everyday I couldn't. I thought maybe when we stabilise him a little then I can quickly arrange for introduction but sadly my beloved Dad passed away 4days later

I have been crying endlessly and been so weak and saddened just this morning this girl I was planning on spending the rest of my life with chatted me up saying that she has looking at me since that I don't want to say anything concerning her Christmas things that she needs 50k to buy Christmas things. I was shocked to the bone haaaa why are you this heartless towards me? Does it mean you are not concerned about what I have been passing through, infact I don't want to speak more because God already saved me from a heartless lazy woman.

To the women in this forum is it right to ask your fiancee Christmas Money in the midst of seeing him mourning of his late Dad just few days his dad died this attitude of this girl is it right?

dre11:
The police spokesman said that the suspect had been arraigned in court upon conclusion of investigation and had been remanded in Enugu Custodial Centre.




https://gazettengr.com/police-nab-man-over-murder-of-sugar-mummy-in-enugu/

Pic credits

Ifakiland:
Don't mind all these fools shouting davido and wife....when did he marry? They said he will do court wedding lol so going to Qatar was more important Dan doing the suppose court wedding....People don't know chioma ain't in his class....billionaires marry billionaire not a girl from an unknown background. Smh

PreacherMan007:
Let the little boy rest well. He can't come back again. Let him rest in peace abeg. All these paparazzi can't bring him back to life. Just let go.

ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

Igiaruwe04:
It's better you tell her the truth. She's naive. They've collected her husband simple. And there is no possibility of him choosing her when the man has moved on to white women over there.

Nigeria girls are boring

Wittyglam:
I saw this thing and I was shocked. When you’re dating staying faithful is a must. This is not nice and I’m not here to Shame any gender.
Greed is damaging a lot of relationships and social media also has a major role to play.

As shared by Twitter user, Josh:



https://twitter.com/josh_uglyasf/status/1600463638489231360?t=IMRA9cJnfvGaFGVs7tnf9A&s=19[/quote]See, folks. When you have a stinking character flaw, work on it to get better. Don't do this for marriage's sake. Do it because you need to be an asset to humanity.
If I find you exceptionally good during courtship, I'll dump you with the best excuse in the world. The best you can be is be yourself.
That lady was herself. So there's nothing for anyone to be cautious of here. Don't be afraid to fail tests. People who set those tests are like you.
Anyone who wants to be with you will find the right excuses to wade off the wrong reasons why you shouldn't be together.
For one reason you find not to get married to a person, you're gonna find 10 more reasons to break up in marriage, after you might have married the person of your dreams.
I remember a crazy friend of mine, after I asked about his family, while exchanging pleasantries at work in the morning said '' Guy, I got fed up with marriage last night but decided to continue this morning .'' We just laughed over it and moved on.
Your aim should be how to get better individually without any damn person's approval. Build character first before career. It's a process that no one alive gets done with. At the end of the day both of you will be fortunate to have each other, without any feeling like he or she did the other a favor.
Learn to tame your desires and be disciplined as a single. Nothing makes up marriage except what you bring to the table. You can only bring what you have. If what you have is crap, then you have a crappy marriage.
Forget all these test bullshit. If you finally found what you've been searching for in destiny, you won't throw it away because it came with patches of dirt.

ElValiente:
You can't get off American radar so easy. You'll hear the news soon. Dude is on time bomb. Welcome home girl/boy.

blaquebelle:
Textbooks In pdf format usually take more than 10mb bro. Maybe you should be more specific.

Letmehelpyou:
am sorry but you too like gossip

God1000:
Lol, funny Africans

Watcharena:
The beginning of a new erra

mariahAngel:
Are those the ones they call awara?

mariahAngel:
If you're allowed to choose only one food that you will eat for the rest of your life, what food would you choose?
(You're allowed to have ingredients)

For me, I would've chosen plantain, but since it's nutritionally deficient, I'll go with eggs.

emmygod:
There economy helps them to sustained there love. In Nigeria here if you don't have money enough you won't enjoy your mariage,infacts is like a hell fire. Many whom talk of love is because of material possession without it then forget it. In my conclusion love doesn't exist. It is an illusion. People claim they love because of interest. if love is not unconditional it is not love. Jesus died on cross when we re yet sinners thats qualifyies it as love to humanity