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^^ In english, please.

More Illuminati members revealed:

Seun Osewa
Mark Zuckerberg
Mukina
Donald Duke
OBJ
Goodluck Jonathan (but they kicked him out last month, i dunno why)
The Incredible Hulk
Mickey Mouse
Backstreet Boys
Westlife
Terry G
Timaya (he's on probation)
Mr. Ibu
Aki and Pawpaw
Patience Ozokwor (na she initiate Aki, Pawpaw n mr. Ibu)
And finally, the lastest addition: Gary Cahill!!

Lol... i dunno why but that pic is soooo funny!!

walexydon: resident evil 5

^^ Is it out??

^^ Ow c'mon!

Tgirl4real: Are u kidding me? How on earth did I miss this?

U dey sleep for bike na.

Sorry about blanking out earlier today; was using ma phone and network was just shitttyyyyyy.

sexiestharam: It's with a sad note that I announce I have withdrawn from the G revolution. After just completing my 2 days ban, I find it hard to go but I have no choice. Ex-comrades with more liver than me, keep on the struggle. I don resign...
Long live the G revolution sha

Dont worry sis, i got your back.

fluid26: Lol @ garri crew! As in seriously?

Bro, u're on a looooong thing! Wana sip some of ma garrium sulphate? Its quite enlightening.

muffins99: Ignore the garri people and they'll soon stop - though hopefully they wont move on to another stupid word/comment.

Sorry bro but your worst fear has just been realized... Havent u read about the heroic deeds of Gary Cahill and Gary Neville of Idumota Market-square??

sexkillz: Missy B, pls lock this thread. It is needless...

And along comes the Wuss-called-Sexkillz, brandishing his cerelac skills... Abeg mak una help me ask am how dis his post will even vaguely alter the asking price for Gary Cahill at the premiership marketplace

His statements, like those above, are EXACTLY what's galvanizing our Movement for the Emancipation of the Garri Republic. Ever wonder how internet memes become popular?? (no, no, sexkillz pls dont bother replying, only Gary Cahill... sorry, i mean only Garri Lovers know that answer).

Wow! Gotta run, duty calls. Be back in the evening.

ayobase: I tot as much.
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And the more u try to explain to the house, the more u are being ridiculed....lay low and go do ur ''bannings''.....stop replying comments!
This is really gonna affect the price of Cerelac now...u better go do something.
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Besides, I dey feel that 'kay9' guy!

The guy's too dense to figure that out; afam4eva and centje tried and tried to explain it to him, but the olodo just lurvvvvvsss the attention and the puny power he wields. Just imagining him sitting in front of his 2nd hand IBM toughbook, drinking cerelac and shouting ''i ban u! i ban u! And i ban u too!''

MyFidelis: It is either you missed English classes while in school,or you never actually had formal education.What is the relationship between my post( on the inappropriate wield of 'ban power') and the cost of running a site? The Sabbath was made for man,and not man for the Sabbath.Should the fact that it requires money to run a site prevent people from enjoying the use of it? How would Mr Seun had felt,if he used billions to design the forum and no one used it because of his overly-restrictive rules?In my opinion,you are lost in yourself.mtchew!

No mind the guy, he should join the Wuss-named-Sexkillz in drinking cerelac... Not like its ever going to affect the price of a modu of Gary Cahill shaa

@Tg and MsDarkSkin, i'm out in the field presently and my laptop is @ home. No worry, soon as i get home i'll take time n look up the several naija forums friends have been askin me to join and post the cool ones here.

By the way, ''cool ones'' are those where i can be allowed to check the asking price of one modu of Gary Cahill any time i want. The Wuss-named-Sexkillz can eat his heart out.

Op take a chill pill jor. Oya talk true, which would u rather have: garri or cerelac?

See #signature! Gary Cahill all the way!

Sorry bro. I'm personally considering quitting NL entirely; there are lotsa other cool naija sites out there. Seun and his pals are losing it. Even Gary Cahill wouldnt lose it the way they are.

*clears throat a-la phee-dee-phee style*

Abeg, fellow Garri Comrades, make una ignore the Wuss-called-sexkillz, he's just a calculated cerelac-and-chinchin attempt to disorganize and discombobulated dis our Garri Awareness. We all know his tin of cerelac has finished and he cant afford a new one, now he's trying to influence the price of Gary Cahill... oh, sorry, the price of our wonderful Garri at Ojoto market square. But he shall not prevail!!

Somebody say Amen!!

The Consortium of Garri Lovers in Nairaland shall not succumb; the Wuss-called-sexkillz who's here forming Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson will go pink and yellow with ''obi-mgbawa! He shall keep drinking cerelac and drying like okporoko, while we grow fat with ijebu garri and mama ekaette's edikaikong soup!

And if he so ventures to drink even a spoon of our beloved Garrium sulphate (GaSO4), he shall develop pile and hemorhoids in multiple positions! He shall seat on the toilet bowl and regret the day he stretched out his fingers against the Lord's chosen Garri faithful! It shall be unto him like the children of sodom and gomorrah, who dared to eat Garri before nigerians!

And may the congregation shout Amen!

Finally, i shall now bring this speech to end with a remix of a well-known naija song.
Eh-hem!

#singing: Garri too good oh, u too good! Garri too good oh, u too good! Garri wey pain sexkillz, u too much! U give am pile well-well, u too much!

^^Dont mind the wuss; he gets a kick out of throwing his moderator muscle around. The truly sad thing is he doesnt realize how little and puny he is.

Sexkillz, go and meet Tgirl; tell her to define 'GRACE' for u. Who knows, your soul may not be beyond redemption afterall... wuss!!

Aah, i can see bbpreye viewing; means he's been unbanned. Welcome back bro, and mind where u eat eba from now on.

Good one, Seun.

sexkillz: It is very dumb to ask about tribal comments and to even dare compare garri and tribal comments now, all because there is a stiff action against people derailing threads with garri comments.

On how many threads do you find tribal comments?
As far as i know, tribal comments are restricted to the politics section...

Bu!!sh!!t. Bu!!-fcckin-sh!!t

U know, as a mod, u truly suck. Have u checked the Culture section?? Religion? Family? How about checking out posts by people like tpia (and her 101 other id's), Okija_juju, and lotsa others i'd rather not call; check and tell me if u find their ethnic and religious bigotry only in Politics.

Folks come on there and spew so much hatred, u're left wondering if these people are even human, AND NOTHING IS DONE. Seun's here saying he's still planning on it; fine and good, but common Garrinomics has already earned an execution. And along comes a kiss-ass wuss named Sexkillz, forming James Bond.

Seriously dude just go away; u sucketh.

Exponental: @op,
a yoruba man will not spell oil as oyel but oeli or oili. Try pronounce ds 'Oili or oily', dat's yoruba.

Hmm. Funny, but true. But dayum, that list funny die! The poor guy could use some evening classes.

Maclatunji, i'm still waiting for your response.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You are the wuss. When you believe that derailing threads with garri phrase on an online forum will reduce the price of garri in the local markets, then you are a classified wuss and need to get a life.[/color]

Forget about what i believe; the point is your sole reason for showing up here is so u can accumulate ''Good Boy'' points and show Seun what a good lap-dog u are. Ergo, a Wuss.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No, i can digest it.

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Story! U wan get pile? Lol... Better stick to chinchin and cerelac.

^^ Can u swallow eba?

sexkillz: The fact is that this thread serves as the FINAL warning for the garri whatever....

sweetcocoa: ^Shorrup joor

Tell him. Tell him o! Dat guy no dey shame. Sexkillz u're a wuss, oya come mak Seun pat u on d head and give u chin-chin... Of course he wont give u Garri na, haba! For what?? Ur system is not configured to digest eba. Na babe milk and cerelac be ya staple food. Now... now dat SURELY affects the price of garri in the market!

So... *smh*

Maclatunji, lemme get this straight; so the reason u banned Op was cos he - its a 'he', right? - cos he asked where he could buy hijabs? I mean, was that his crime? And if it wasnt, please kindly tell us what it was. Thank u sir.

Wislet: !signature!
Nufin said

^^I'm soooo tagging u!! Lol...

@topic, maybe they (the U.S) are just good at catching and sentencing the criminals. I know China is.

A friend of mine used to say something, There are 3 kinds of Lies - a real lie, a half-truth, and STATISTICS!

ceah: How does my statement. Affect the price of Garri :

It doesn't... at least not yet. But by Oluwa's power, one day it will. For verily verily i say unto you, one day we shall all see in Garri Paradise.