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Back-door hoe!

bknight: This case is d thin line dat separates a mumu from a gentlemen. A true gentleman will return such with a befitting thunderous 2 slap combo

Don't act dumb and weak then tell everyone u're being gentle. True Gentlemen don't take bullsht

Who knows how long he's been sissying around till the gurl couldnt take it anymore and proceeded to tidy his fcckup with the 5-fin.ge.red salute.

[quote author=onila-is-cool$]I got banned [/quote]Really? Mmm, cant say i'm suprised. Obviously u don go shit 4 church again...
So what did u do this time? Flaunt your ''virgin'' pencil-size booti @ oga seun?

Onila, what happened to your old ID?

Catch26: ...Claremont probably scared away my potential partner with all his interrogation as if he's UK immigration.

Dont mind the home-breaker...umm, potential home-beaker... i mean, breaker of a potential home.

OP, what do u think your mother will say if u told her this story? That ur girlfriend slapped u - slapped u!! - and your response was to start crying..? What do u think your father will say? Seriously, tell me. What of your male friends, have u told them yet?

Shame on u.

I didnt have a first love. Is that weird?

avengerconner: I watched some movies in 2012
Amazing spider man
the dark rises
Avengers
Iron man 3

these all full of action. I watched all of this in theater. So it has seen amazing for me.

Iron man 3?? And u watched this in a ''theater''? Nawa o

Are u ''doctor'' Segun?

I dont hate Caribbean women. I dont think Seun intended his sand-box to be the exclusive preserve of nigerians, either.

I luv Jamaica! I dont wanna live there but that dont mean i dont love it. What's that Eric Donaldson oldie again? I say this is the land of my birth, parapa-rapa, i say this is Jamaica myyy Jamaica, the land of my birth... Wonderful song. Bob Marley, Culture, Beenie Man, Damien Marley, Gyptian (he's something of a doofus sha ), and ma main man Busy Signal, dayum! how can't i luv Jamaica!

I have some reservations about Indians though; i've met a couple - work-related ish - and they all seem to be only interested in how much they can make off my black a$$... But hey, that's what lotsa people say about igbos too. And i'm igbo.

Oh, and to all y'all forming "i'm african, not black" and "light-skinned" and all that hogwash, you better get real. I'm guessing you folks just have a problem with the word 'black'... 'African' sounds nicer, shebi? Very funny. As for me, i'm a FULL-BLOODED, BLACK, NIGERIAN MALE, born of MOTHER AFRICA, and i'm f!!cking proud of it! Yes boss!!

vivalableue: @OP we're the same age more or less so I thing I can somewhat understand your question. First of all, never ever try to change a person. Believe you me it NEVER works. Secondly, other posters are correct when they say that waking up a sleeping man for something that's not an emergency is never a good idea.
OKAY, now that that's out of the way. Girl, you have a man that proposed to you, that means that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, and for a man that's a very very hard thing to do. You need to learn your husband's love language meaning you need to take the time and it will take time to really know what are those things that incite a burning passion within him. Those keywords that get him to remember that he chose you. Romance does not come naturally to some people and he may be one of those individuals. Or maybe, he's stressed out over the wedding, work, the pressure to start a family, etc. and he just can't seem to bother about romance. Marriage is a full-time job and only serious applicants need apply. So do your homework, determine what your own personal goals are, what are his dreams and desires, where do you see you family, etc. And pray, pray that God helps you to develop your patience and understanding and that of your husband's as well. But abeg sweety, we are young, so enjoy yourself! Marriage is serious, but serious doesn't mean not fun, it means that the consequences to every action you make is heavy and affects A LOT of people (ie, future kids, in-laws, co-workers, etc.)

Viva, can i marry u??

@tpia, do u know the meaning of the word ''busy-bodi''? I suggest u look it up.
While at it, u may also consider checking for ''aproko'', ''over-sabi'' and ''wetin-consyn-u''. It is my utmost belief that the meaning of these words shall shower enlightenment and inner peace upon your life.
Shalom!

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Na wa o...

Nothing much really...

Not to worry sha, the akara don almost done; our ministry shall soon get to the permanent site.

AjanleKoko: The danfo driver. Without a question.
He's surrounded by louts and criminals, paraga and weed all day, and will almost certainly grow into one himself.

The young graduate girl chasing deposits will get propositioned time and again, and may or may not succumb. If she does succumb, that's her business entirely. Even if she ends up not bringing a kobo to the bank, and gets fired as a result, she'll still have saved more money than your danfo driver . . . who may end up getting shot by Naija cops cos of N20 bribe.

Shikena.

Dude, your argument is one-half conjecture, and the remaining half totally flawed. So the deposit-chaser may get fired BUT will still save up enough money?? She'll pull it outta thin air abi?? Meanwhile u're absolutely convinced that our danfo dude will MOST DEFINITELY become an addict and get shot by cops... as in, seriously??

#smh... Its shit like this that makes Sagamite call some people cretins.

dayokanu: If its about pride...

Simple and short: PRIDE. That's what all this hullabaloo is about.

Amusingly, most of these folks spitting fire and brimstone won't think twice about taking up a drilling rig job where safety is never far from zero, or even an insurance sales job that pays peanuts and your shoes develop ''side alignments'' from chasing clients. But Dangote offers to employ a graduate - a whole graduate!! - as a common driver, na im kasala burst. The fact that the job actually pays better and could have better working conditions than some so-called banking and engineering jobs is entirely lost of these people.

My view of it is simple: Nobody's being forced to apply. If u feel that Dangote is a wicked man for offering such, then kindly offer our beloved Nigerian graduates something better. Otherwise just shut the fcck up.

Emmy9ite: Who is prezzo? Is it the name of an animal,place or thing??

Its a small town in South America.

hononyx: @Bello oya come home with your degrees and start a career with the truck drivers association of dangote....very funny story you have indeed, I don't need to be a professor to know how frustrating it is for you out there, but let me ask you a simple queston, what happens to the unskilled labor force that abounds in this country if graduates treasure this offer?...the call for self employment is unilateral but don't sit in the comfy of your highly rated status and dictate what happens to chaps that are in a system that doesnt work...am tired of listening to this foreign stories..be patriotic and apply becos you think the man is doing Nigerians a favor...am not saying folks shouldnt apply but why not encourage these graduates in more befitting ways...now you think graduates move from class to class to earn a degree, you forget its still your first class from this same universities that has given you the opportunity abroad...oga Bello be sincere and tell the truth when you see one, there are other ways to encourage these graduates...leave the unskilled jobs for the unskilled...you admitted that you went up the ladder too in your landscaping jobs, allow us too to grow both mentally and physically and don't ridicule us with your part time job....

What has what u said here got to do with Bello's comment??

I'll just let dayokanu do justice to this thread.

Road to Perdition in between your legs.