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^^ maybe he didnt find one bad egg, maybe he found LOTS of bad eggs! Worse still maybe the only basket close to him was left out too long in the sun and now ALL the eggs are spoilt!

@all,
If u have the money, go for ACCREDITED training courses and give yourself an edge. (Accredited = the training firm is certified to conduct that training AND gives certification after u're through). If u have LOTS of money and did an engr/science course, check NEXT training courses; they train Schlumberger employees. Or better still go to U.k and do an Masters/MBA.
If your parents know people/are connected, cry and go on hunger-fasting till they start bugging all their associates to help u.
If u do NOT have money AND your parents dont know anyone, then haul your backside to Lagos, polish your shoes and prepare to walk the streets. It will be hard, and i'm not kidding.
Call ALL your friends and share job related info. Gate-crash EVERY job test u hear about - trust me, i got my first job from a gate-crash. Register online for job alerts and post your cv at ANY site that accepts. Do NOT give ANYBODY a penny; if they ask for money, its a fraud. Then buy a laptop and keep yourself busy cos its gonna get booooorrring.
Lastly, become born-again (i'm serious o!) and pray hard. LUCK is all u need, and that's what i wish y'all.

Heyyy, just read that Goldie's been kickd outta the bba show. I'm soooooo happy!!! Hahahaha..
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I barely watch the silly show shaa - premise is too darn silly to me - buh mehn, the few times i run into it, i go jus dey vex with dis gurl wey get pelican wings eyelashes... Imagine my horror when my bros say na nigerian o. U say wetin??
So yes, i'm happy. Hehehee...

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Ehen, e get another one wey my kid bros say himname na ''Keita's Boxers''... Almost laffed my ribs to splinters when i heard that

^^ umm, seems i posted this in the wrong place. Ok, will copy n go paste/post smwhere else

^^ Monkey mizaru and its brothers.
I WAS in church... Well, my spirit was; it was my body lying in bed typing those comments.
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U dont have a religion? Mmm, u should o. Experts say it helps make those few minutes right before your flight crashes into the over-head bridge at Orile junction less traumatic.

Well, here n there... i'm not original though, i just live here. Duncan Mighty is the original.
So umm, how u been? No, no wait, dont answer that, its dorky.
I read up on your monkeys; u know the english have their names wrong, right?
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By the way, shouldnt u be in church?

Its cute...
Not sure the kids are gonna love it when they're 18 though.
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Hey V, where u been??!!

yes ma'am

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ You wrote that lengthy essay up there, just for me?

Okay, you've now got my attention - hard, tough guy. What next??

So, I choose to disagree with the information presented here. My Opinion, deal with it. How e take concern you? And what's with the nastiness?

Abeg just drex back, make you nor pour spit for my body.[/quote]I dunno about being ''hard and tough'' but i'm sorry u think my comment nasty; that line about jumping into the lagoon wasnt too barbed na...
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Unfortunately shaa u've fallen back to ''abeg-leave-me-jor'' tactics in ur response; there really wasnt any worthy point in it. A bit sad, really... I dunno, was expectin somethng with some logic, u know. #smh...

@efemena, so your only argument against the OP's reported 'research' is your OWN experience? As in, since YOUR parents and YOUR grandparents dont look alike, it means ALL married couples, no matter the years of marriage, do NOT and will NEVER look alike, abi?
Mmm... Well, this might shock u babygurl so try and assimilate it slowly, ok? THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND U. Kapish?
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I rly couldnt care less whatever reasons OP gives to explain the said resemblance, but c'mon if u wana shoot down his supposedly ''weak'' arguments, u'd better have some good ones urself!
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Oh and while we'r at it, my parents do look alike, so umm... u might wana dive into the lagoon.

If evrybody was like me, this thread wouldnt exist; i dunno mehn, i never really learnd the art of givin a rat's a$$ who person seating next to me was. I admit it could ('could' o!) be a nice experience hangin out with a famous personality, but hey he/she's just HUMAN; nothn to go 'gaga' about...
But evrybody cant be like me na, so wadahell. Variety makes the world spin.
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Anyhows, i met OBJ during my service year in Twon Brass, Bayelsa. We all lined up to welcome him and his political paparazzi (including Madam ''Notice-me'' Ruth Benemisia-Opia); they'd come to commission the LNG plant... Funny i'd forgotten all about it. Mehn, Obj don ''wizened'' o. Couple of us got handshakes shaa
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Met Kanayo O. Kanayo once in a birthday party in P.h; as 'up-n-comin' wey i be na, i greet am ''good evening, sir'' We didnt talk enuf for me to form an opinion though.
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And yes, i've also met Mike ''Ori-ihe-di-mma''!!! Was like eons ago, was an itsy bitsy likkle bomboi then. We all swarmed around him chanting ''mike-mike, mike-mike, mike-mike...'' Lol
Seriously anybody that remembers Mike-Mike here must be a real ''nwaafo'' from waaaaaaaayyyy back!

blacklion: Well said bro! Push-up bra is pure 419.

Thats why i like the bedroom. Once in there, everythng has to come off - push-up bra, ''hide-belle'' dress, eye shadow, mary kay, ''koi-koi'' shoe... And then alarm go blow!

I've always felt ambivalent about Israel's war with Palestine... Something about the way they NEVER ever accept that they may be wrong... And now they're building a freakin WALL... Nawa o

EFULEFU1: di dokinta is currntly under treatment but i can give you two injections.

Ehm, well as far as i will give u ''injections'' too when u're done...

^^ u'r a nurse, go away. I want dokinta.

Umm, hello... **looks around**
Dunno if i'm in the right place o... See, my pastor prophesied that i'd be ''crazy with wealth'' by next month, so i thought, umm, u know na, prevention is better...

By the way, sexkillz, why must u write an epistle each time u comment, eh?
My own long small shaa

Had to google ''cancer of the blood'' to avoid saying something stewpid...
But seriously cindy, if everyone commenting here says to go ahead with the marriage, what then? The dude takes the advice?
My point is, i think anyone who's seriously considering making a life-changing decision based on advices he/she received on a PUBLIC forum is, i dunno, dont evn know what to call that person
Its one thing to ask NLers 'umm, anyone know where best to buy land' or 'where to find a good dentist'... But ''should i MARRY so-so person'?? Come on...

Una too dey shy. See me when i was 8yrs old, i aint ashamed... And yes, Angelina Jolie really tried to adopt me.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]It doesn't matter what YOU THINKS...it doesn't change anything. Do you even know what feminism ANYTHING is? Doubt it.

I feel the same way about men afraid of keeping it real and accepting reality for what it is. [/quote]^^ mmm, whatever. Like i said, Op has the intelligence of N100 amala, and u have cobwebs in your kitten. Go and buy a broom.
Wey my benson sef..?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Feminism gets to you huh?

Good. [/quote]Not really. Moderate feminists are actually what this world needs (by the way u're not one ). What i do have an issue is ''fake'' feminism - switching between Ms. Amazon and Damsel-in-Distress as the situation suits.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima] [/quote]Oya talk true, will u ask that of papa chima? Abi all that feminist ginger go suddenly take back seat while u momentarily form 'damsel in distress'?