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A nice perfume or a sexy lingerie never fails to impress... But hey, if you really REALLY wana thrill her, buy her a di.l.do. Dont forget spare batteries.
I'm serious.

Wish u the best, OP. I pray u find peace and love in your marriage. Tell your hubby i'ma put a jihad on him if he misbehaves.

RealBitch: Muslims are extremists.

Hater alert!

Maybe they are broke.

bennyraz: . kai, i trust my chinedu boyz

Heyyyy, whish wan be chinedu boyz? Nnah weluya nwayo dia o!

Time to pay rent for my 2-bedroom apartment in heaven!
Well done, queenafric! Well done TeHN!
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Ok yeah, its a dead thread, but da.mn its sooo funny!!
I also heard the tale, but in that version the indians were using jazz to transform the football in huge palm-fruits that ''chooked'' the life outta u if u got in its way!!
Oh and it was Sam Okwaraji who finally scored for Naija; he had to squeeze his eyes shut to dispell the illusion and delivered a stupendous shot that tore away the net and evrything behind it!

sexkillz: [color=#000030] Call it whatever you like EXCEPT Love. . .[/color]

This guy is ''windeck''!

Idowuogbo: Well picking animal droppings is quiet romantic, carry am go zoo den. U like my suggestion?

People who dont have useful suggestions should learn to zip their traps. Being stewpid is your God-given right but there's no need to abuse it.
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@OP, take her swimming; if you cant swim (or if both of you cant), then it'll be more the fun learning how to.

@Op,
So after magically transforming 30mins into 4hrs, your gf still prefered staying in an almost empty house with her ex, instead of going home with you, right? And you're still here wondering what to do?

I honestly dont knw what to say this time... I nominate my country for the award of Most F**ked Nation.

Donbrig: Marriage is a lovely thing to experience, but many people go into it expecting a lot and forgetting that marriage is not a bed of roses. A lot of sacrifices and compromise must be made. If you're married for a long time and very sad with your marriage life, pls try to always go on vacations with your family at least once a year in a very different enviroment, alone with your wife/husband or kids if you have any, it helps a lot. Most men often find marriage boring after many years because they dont spice up their marriage life or take their wife out to experience a new enviroment and feel refreshed like new couples. This method is a big booster in marriage life, try it and your marriage will always have a new meaning every year. My 10th wedding anniversary is just few months away and I still feel I just married yesterday, marriage is indeed beautiful, no wonder God ordained it from the beginning of creation.

10yrs? Wow. Congrats bro

@OP, dude u'r a p.us.sy. U were crying? Mmm, did u call your mummy too? Go ahead, call her, tell her lil dada is cwaying cos his googoo is calling him poopoo. Wimp!

She calls u 'baby'? Mmmmm, thats not good. Tell u what, start calling her 'mummy'. Or better still 'my mummy'. If you're lucky maybe she'll give u br.ea.st milk.

@OP, to be honest i've never really thought about it, my wife owning her own properties i mean. And to be quite frank, the idea of it makes me uncomfortable. I suppose y'all female folks will call it being ''insecure'', but since u asked for honest opinions, well there it is.
What i think is, to be fair to my wife, whatever property i acquire (after we are married!) will be registered under the ''Mr n Mrs'' tag; i mean, who else am i acquiring it for anyway? That way, if she really loves me and the home we're building together, she would also do the same. Oh and for the record, i'm old-fashioned; marriage for me is for life.
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P.S, @OP: i think your uncle erred first; his wife supplemented the first building, and he had it only in his name? Thats bad.

Thanks for the info, but i think i'll just wait and see what happens on July 9. Worst case scenario, i reset the friggin' ish manually. If the bas.tar.ds have been eating me mugu for months now, then 3 more days wont make much difference.

4evergod3: HIS REACTION WOULD BE "HOW CAN I A PHD HOLDER AND THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND MY UMBLERRA PRONOUNCING WIFE HITCH HIKE. I NEED 3 MORE PLANES FOR ME AND ANOTHER 3 FOR MY WIFE" I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS WITHOUT SHOES..... BLA BLA BLA.

I LAUGH IN PATWA.

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However i think the IMF is more or less in control of the country now... Devalue the currency?? I dunno man, i'm no economist but i just dont see any good in that.

^^is a closet pedo.ph!le
(Seun's bot's actually returned ''cradle-robber'' )