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Donpuzo: Nairalanders una funny sha oo.
When has it become a crime to own or mention the word suv. The poverty in the land much shaaa.

Na roll I dey for ground as I read una comments dis ♍☺я̲♌ϊ♌g. I no even go church again. Una posts funny pass the scene and the pix. Which was meant to pass a message across of the level of risk Nigerins take. While I reached ecenter area I still saw them riding towards banilox hotel area.

Meanwhile the pix was taken via my bb curve 4. Zoomed in on the pix when I used it as dp and croped and saved. Nothing more.

I read all of una post via my apple ipad 3. Oya make all of una start again.

Relax, they're on Half time; 2nd half go soon start.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Bwahahahahaha!! For once I agree with you.

Was reading his comment and realized I was bopping my head. . .ya know like you do when you are listening to one of those show-offy rap songs.


Driving down Rodeo Drive,
In my hummer with mah friends
When I look to the right I saw this fine chic staring at me
Looked to mah left, saw another one. . .finer
They be checking me out coz I got mah bling bling on
Lmaoooo!! [/quote] Oh lawdd! Sisi u dey craze o, lol.

**wey d keys to my Bentley Azure sef...?**

^^its the whiskey talking.

^^Yeah... Imagine, Superman egging someone on... on to death! Bad superman, bad!

"Well, what the heck, it does look like fun. I believe I will give it a try", the first man says. He climbs up on the window sill, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50... 60...70...80...90..100 feet, and splat! He ends up on the sidewalk.

But this guy na serious mumu o, reminds me of that kid at the beginning of Kick A$$ who thought he could fly

Idowuogbo, have u stolen my torchlight again?? Its gettin dark and i still cant find the punchline...

This one really cracked me up.
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Superman?
This business man goes up to a bar, located at thetop of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place. He takes a seat at the bar next to another guy."This is a really a nice place. I've never been here before," the first guy says."Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar"."Why is that?", the first guy asks."Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an, original Van Gogh. And this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic.""Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says."Not only that, but you see that window over there, the fourth one from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall only about 50 feet before an updraft catches you and you're pushed back up.""No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies."Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks over to the window, followed closely by the first man. He opens the window, climbs up on the sill, and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and floats back in through the window."See, it's fun! You should try it", he says."Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man exclaims."It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet. Once again, he comes to a stop, and whoosh! He sails right back up and floats safely through the window."Give it a try, it's a blast," he says."Well, what the heck, it does look like fun. I believe I will give it a try", the first man says. He climbs up on the window sill, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50... 60...70...80...90..100 feet, and splat! He ends up on the sidewalk.After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy casually closesthe window and heads back to the bar. As he sits down and orders another drink.The bartender arrives with the drink and says,"You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!"

Another drunk joke...

One night in a local pub, a man stumbled up to the only other patron in a bar and asked if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," came the reply.
The first man then asked, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replied the second man. The first man responded, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replied the second man. Curious, the first man then asked, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," came the reply.
"I can't believe it, " said the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!" He continued, "Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replied the second man.
Curiosity again struck and the first man asked,"what school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man said. "I went to Saint Mary's and graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, one of the regulars came into the bar and sat down. "What's been going on?" heasked the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"

Hey hey! No fighting on my -hic! - thread o!
The only thing allowed here is whiskey-drinking... and maybe sink and cork counting. In fact before anyone shaysh anythung - umm shorry - shays anything here, he/she must first tell me how myna - hic! - mayn sorks and shinks he/she hash chounted.

vescucci: I have the ebook along with some others (ok, plenty others). I haven't come around to it. I just flipped through.

Its ok, i'll summarize (been years i read it o).

Ok, a bunch of scientists led by a particularly sturborn woman are convinced there are ETs somewhere out there, and they are also convinced that the ETs are bound to be more evolved and have prolly tried to contact a fledgling civilization like ours. So they build a gazillion telescopes to record radio signals from space - they call it ''listening''. And they listen. And listen. And listen. And keep getting squat.

Then one day another smart guy who actually doesnt believe in ETs suggest listening in ''another way''. They accept his suggestion, and bingo! They get a message. And more messages. Its been there all along. So they do what the message says... And the rest is just a downhill journey.

By the way, u should read up on your elementary mathematics before reading this book; u'll need it, trust me.

Hmm!!

OKAY. Now, the reason i asked if anyone's read the book is simple: Space travel is pretty much impossible to humans presently; and alien civilizations are prolly facing the same issue. But RADIO SIGNALS are so fucckin easy to send across stellar distances - takes decades to get across the vast distance, millenia even - but YES, it can be done, and we've been around long enough to receive and decipher one sent a millenium ago. So how come we haven't received a freakin thing??
And for that matter, why hasnt ANYONE replied the ones we've been sending? NASA and them other dudes in New Mexico have been at it for AGES now.

Mind this is just a curiosity. I totally understand the arguments for alien life somewhere out there, and it is VERY convincing. But where's the radio CONTACT??

^^ Thought as much... Same old, same old Sisi_Kill

Before giving my views, there are couple of things u'd need to understand about the typical [Nigerian] male.

HE is proud. HE was born this way. HE was raised to think this way. HE has an ego the size of Kilimanjaro... Now imagine this MALE unable to provide for his family. The only comparison i can make to this is a black [Nigerian] woman who can't concieve (spelling?). It is PAINFUL.

Now how does he react to HIS wife taking on HIS role in the home? I dunno Wislet, thats a hard one. The enlightened/educated male may take it in good stead - feminine equality is a truth he has to come to terms with. If i were to find meself in such unpleasant position, i'd just have to swallow my pride and play the wife WHILE I WORK HARD TO GET BACK ON FEET. In fact i wont rest until i do so - daddy didnt raise no layabout.

The real problems start when the wife throws it in his face... Mehn, it gets real ugly.

As for your cousin and her husband in the shotgun seat, i dont think thats really odd. Love and understanding is prolly the grease for that rough edge... He does provide for his family, doesnt he?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]He's Not as Smart as He Thinks...
A British researcher reports that the male ego is often larger than his actual IQ...
Are men smarter than women? No. But they sure think they are...
NEWSWEEK: Many studies show that men score slightly higher in IQ tests. Is this significant...?
Universally, men tend to score higher on certain specialized skills...[what I] found was that women, across the world, tend to underplay their intelligence, while men overstate it.[/b] (Me - and herein lies the problem. . .as evidenced by some comments on this thread). So do most men think they're Albert Einstein?
There certainly is a greater male ego...[/quote]My dear Sisi_Kill, i've tried to summarise your arguments above - and if i did a bad job, u can always make amends.. And u know what? I truly and honestly couldn't care less. You know why? COS ITS ALL BESIDE THE FRIGGIN' POINT!! The POINT of this thread (that YOU, Sisi_Kill created) is that WOMEN have higher I.Q's than MEN - or isnt it?? Thus telling me about how men have been ''illegally'' boosting their collective I.Qs over the ages doesn't in ANY way translate to women having HIGHER ones. Gerrit?

For record purposes, lemme categorically state that i do NOT think men have higher intelligence. Some men might think so, but i'm not ''some men''. Now, if u wana take up issues with the ''some men'' who think so, by all means do so - but on another thread, which i'm sure u'll soon create!! I'll even support u there But as for THIS thread's topic, i hereby boldly and in all my puffed-up black male's pride, proudly submit that it is as moot as Ras Kimono's fucckin come-back song!

dayokanu: How can you say girls are smarter based on this argument? In Secondary school and University most women are single and without marital/family pressure, yet the men excel . Take a look at UME scores, the highest marks are mostly scored by guys, Are the 16yr old girls taking UME also thinking of families?

I tire o...

dayokanu: Girls mature emotionally faster due to their exposure to older guys but maturity is not equal to intelligence. Actually most book smart and intelligent people are known to be emotional babies e.g Seun Osewa

U don dey find trouble bah

Tgirl4real: U get time sha Kay9. See how u dey explain as if na Gmat

Cant help it, mum's a teacher... funny enough i dislike teaching

^^u don dey feel like sharp guy ba? I intentionally avoided quoting u, seeing as u've taken some strokes already... Oya beg me before i ope your nyash o

^^ssshhh, that nkwobi is confidential... dont tell anybody.

^^bros abeg wait make i join u... Mtschewwww.

joanana: please i d like to know from Samsung galaxy s 2 users, when u upgraded ya phone from ginger bread to ice cream sandwich , is it better than the gingerbread, n what are the differences u noted when u compared it to the new Samsung Galaxy s 3?

U're still using ginger bread? I've upgraded to amala n ewedu soup. Sooo cool. I evn downloaded and installed the akara and mgbadume screensaver. Looking foward to apple's upcoming nkwobi s3.0+; i hear its gonna be da bwamb!

Musa still wins.

From the first race,
In d time kola does 90m, musa does 100m;
thus in d time kola does 1m, musa does 10/9m.

So in d 2nd race,
By d time kola gets 2 d finish line (i.e 100m),
musa has done (10/9) x 100 = 111.1m (i.e already past finish line!)

Thus musa wins... again! Q.E.D.

P.s: OP u dey mad o, why dya think anybdy'll click that stewpid link?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]... So I have decided to go full on seduction mode. Here. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif. . .that's my come hither look! Is it. . .is it working? Lemme do it again https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif. . .So whadoyasay? Should I start calling the Pastors? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif[/quote] oh sheetz, look at 'em cute eyes blinking, lol...

Umm, ummm... Snake in the Monkey shadow in between your legs!

coogar: girls are way smarter... they get to be told the lessons of life far earlier than the boys of the same age...

Lessons like ''I love u, pls have sexx with me?'', right? They sure learn it well!

coogar: girls are way smarter...while they are reading novels that tend to broaden their horizons, the boys are still engrossed with comic books or sports magazines!

Novels like M&B and Harlequin bah? No wonder Twilight became a bestseller Abeg i'll take the comics anyday!

taryour: wow quite intresting, but without a WOMAN IN THIER LIVES they would NEVER have accomplished dis. U ask those men....

I bet some feminine feminist is reading this right now...and wishing u'd kept quiet!

^^umm, trade?? i be engineer o!

Where is the picture?? Dont u knw it is crucial evidence? I want to see it before i decide what to say.

@kitty kat, ehe-ehem... umm, u may have a point there-ehhee-hheemmm!!
Doesn't in anyway grant y'all a surge in I.Q, though. The schnitznizz is in-born; u either have a high I.Q or u don't. Shikena.