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Joey82: 11. We are better managers

very true, otteh, etteh, waziri and the likes comes to mind.

Tgirl, u have found a man, yes?

buzugee: thats how i know the pilot was not nigerian. if the pilot was nigerian his last words to air traffick control will be ' mogbeooooooooooooo egbamiiiiiiiiii ooooooooooooooo motikerannnnnnnnn yeapaaaaaaaaaaripaaaaaaa. mokuoooooooooo heleppppp me pleaseeeee ejoooooooooooo '

they are all in a better place at rest ( ecclesiastes 12 vs 7 )

dude u're crazy...
The whole thing's so unfortunate, so so unfortunate. Soooo sorry for all who lost loved ones.

Dyt: d guy will kip doin dat to you
leave him and move on

^^Thats as simple as it gets honebunch, move on. Four abortions is an incredibly stewpid feat, whatever the reasons. As for the 'covenant', thats just bullcrap. My advice: get over him, concentrate on your future, and love yourself a lil more.
P.S: Havnt u ever heard of a frigging condom??

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Sijo01: Btw, watin b knack

Its when u carefully (or carelessly if u prefer) suspend a big fat needle above a slightly moist hole and then u forcefully ram it home with a the force of a sledge-hammer. And then u do it over and over again.

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Shinor: My Dear Mama Charlie...
Yes I know why you didn't invite 2Baba. I know you have young grand daughter. I agree with you ma...

Sina.

OP, u dey craze!!

If i had an axx, i would make it Wild and Free... plus it'd be Hot and Sexxy too!

This is...Poo.T.Y!!

[quote author=r_o_b_b_y]this is a funny joke but i remember posting it sometime ago. you only recycled it with ur "ijebu ode" and a "girl" please try to check other jokes (if u are a new member) so as not to reapeat a joke again. hope u understand that i am not just hitting on you.[/quote]Abeg jor, make we hear word. Dis 'merix' sweet pass your own version.

There's even a wonderful excuse for selling Naija to China on Oct 1st... cos the chinese are world renowned for micromanaging abundant resources.

Heard the ''i'll call u back later'' joke before; still funny as hell.

ekeroyal: EXPOSED-BIN & THE 'PUNNY'

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pu**y to their design.

1. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit,

2. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

3. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,

4. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

5. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

6. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

7. Last was a BIN (yes Bin), dirty little runt, he sucked it and ph*ucked it, and called it a c*nt that's why he's always looking to harass the cute gals who make JS a joy to be in.

Seen it before, still worth a smile.

BizBooks: ... you still did not explain what the duties of the Sports
Committee of NASS should be. If honouring a deserving athlete is not part of it, I
will like you to tell us what they are.

Permit me to reply to the above.
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If the current state of sports in Nigeria can be equated to a house on fire (which it truly isnt far away from), then hosting special honors for ONE athlete can be likened to the house-owner chasing the rats escaping from his burning house.
We all know that ridding one's house of rats is actually a good thing, but the question is where it stands on your list of priorities. Now imagine deciding to do that when your house is busy burning to smithereens! How stewpid is that??

Jah Man: someone once said..."some people are so poor that all they hv is money"

Mmm... U know this can be interpreted several ways.

kentorito: laugh n free stress

laugh n free stress?? I dunno man, maybe i've never really learnt how to make fun of people for no good reason. Y'all actually took the time to make fun of poor people? And doing that relieved u of stress?? Man, thats just low.
I wonder how many people would still find it funny if the title of this thread was ''Things Black People Say''... Doesnt take much to get us all up in arms screaming ''racism!'', abi?

This is embarassing!

Dis boy sef, smh...
OP, is this the same gurl u were ''playing'' with couple of days ago and asking for advice on how to get to the next level?

^^^ True. But u know what? I've come to realize that when someone really and truly wants something, all the reasons in this world won't deter him/her. And u know what else? Every once in a while, it turns out that that crazy choice u were trying to disenchant the person from finally becomes the best thing to have happened to them.
So...what's the point of all this my grammar? Simple: its obvious OP's heart's made up; if u truly mean her well, then save all the advice/warnings and just wish her the best of luck.

Idowuogbo: Kayode! Wa to te shogbo!

Goat!

i dont knw what u said, but it sounds sexy. Well, besides the goat part. BTW who's Kayode?

**remembers something he'd seen on another thread a while back...**
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*looks left..*
*looks right..*
*shits on thread and runs away*