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[quote author=Ile-Ife]Kay9

Liked your comment just to discombobulate you. LWKM[/quote]Mumu boy

ilugunboy: Why can't we view those who clicked the "LIKE" button?

Frankly that'd be a better idea. Or would the subroutines in NL's script make this impossible?

Tgirl4real: it's not just about knowing how to cook na ;P

Uhh, so what is it? Showing off your cutlery?

[quote author=Max'diamond]How 2 dance Azonta.[/quote] So true, had learn that one (and 'itighi' too!) in a night club!

So i decided to click on the new ''Liked'' button...
Right now i really wish i hadn't.
Seun, i MAY like someone (that's ''Following'', right?); i MAY even like a topic by someone i like (which is now part of ''Followed Topics'', abi?). But why in heaven's name would i like a POST that someone i like ''liked''?? Why would i even wana see it and have it accumulated for me?? Jeez.
Has to be the most discombobulated thing ever.

^^Has a VERY big and VERY wide 'konga'.

^^ scary? Well, ja, if u dont know how to cook!

Seun's playing in his sand-box.

Yes yes. For now we're working on moving the ministry to the permanent site.

Heard it first in a friend's car, i wan craze Omawumi sliced and diced this remix, and Flavor totally bbq'd it! See that intro, Koko-ma / i stand-by / ade-bisi-konga / omawumi, baby / eh, eh, wonder!... Ehhh!! Means total jack-sh!!t and yet i luvvv it!!

**wondering if it was really worth hitting reply...**

fluid26: my guy, an erect penis has no conscience and it fears no evil! forward ever joor...to infinity & beyond!

Like i said before, the man might be dead, but his manhood lives on.

^^^Naa the kitchen'll be where it oughta be - an arm's throw from the living room. What i'm going to put in the living room is a jacuzzi, scarface-style. Then i'ma soak in all day, drinking cocktails and spewing corny lines like ''Who put this sh!!t together? Me! That's who.''

Y'all have succeeded in discouraging the OP from completing this tale that had so much promise of being satisfactorily juicy and raunchy.
Mtschewww.

Not a bad idea; me sef na kitchen terrorist, chop dis nut, nibble dat nibblet. Whenever i'm ready to build my house, i'll design it meself.

marvel10: You guys are bush... There are many pools that also have chemicals that turn a deep blue if anybody urinates in it. That is why Westerners know better than to pee in a pool....

I dont know if u're biased towards the ''West'', or just plain blind. Abeg the study mentioned in the original thread post, where was it carried out?? Or maybe the Water Quality and Health Council of the US of A now carries out its research in our ''bush'' swimming pools... No wait, i get it; the 1 in 5 individuals who admitted to peeing in pools in the study must all be ''bush-reared'' nigerians/africans. Yes that must be it. After all, by your statments its very obvious that u cannot, nay, WILL NOT believe that the ''Holy and Sanctified Humans of the West'' also pee in pools. slowpoke.
Better go see a shrink and address your insecurities, ewu-awusa.

^^^ Like hell!! where were u when she was givin me tender loving CPR, eh??

ogugua88: More than likely, the reason the man is unconscious during such activity is that of a cardiovascular nature. He wouldn't just die without me noticing any changes in facial expression or breathing patterns... Considering I'll catch his cardiac arrest in time, I can save him

Mmm. I think i'm in love. She's promised to save me...
Nne, oya lets go see mama.

ogugua88: If it happens in the US, then I'll do CPR while on the phone with emergency response. If it happens in Naija, then I'll just do CPR.

This is why i'll never stop buying u chin-chin and tom-tom! Receiving CPR with the joystick still in active AND enclosed mode, dayummm!! Now i'll have no fears whatsoever if i suddenly blank out while we're riding the Juicy Freeway.

[quote author=mr_man]i think the book she wrote was the catch all along. She will definitely have made more than the 15k from the book sales. Hmmmmmnnn maybe i shld get a 2ft deek then write a book about it, sell d book for 500naira per copy.[/quote] My very same thought!

Tgirl4real: Nope! Are u interested?

Eh, maybe... But whoever is ''mumi tani''?

Brixtonyute: I was just narrating a true life story of how love can make people cry. The power of love.

Hogwash. U're a p***y and a gangster-wannabe. But u might become a successful writer if u work harder.