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sammirano: wetin come concern Nigeria there.

teetee1: ask me o. Naija sabi drink panadol for another person headache. We don sweep the FaCROOK vs OteDOLLAR issue for NA under carpet, na US matter we dey deliberate now... CLUELESS NAIJANS!!!

991: We Should be more concerned about the happenings back here home.

Mozehh: Guys, please can anyone give me advice on the best way to travel to new orleans from lagos. How should i book my flight to ensure i get the cheapest rates? Should i break the journey? What airline offers are available? Expected cost. Etc. That kind of stuff. Thanks in anticipation.

kcluv2men: okay, thanks so much. I will try my best. Do you know of any university that exempts Nigerians from TOEFL that i can apply to

kcluv2men: I will, I have a list already. My TOEFL will expire in August so I don't wanna risk it;That's why I am looking for such schools.Does the state you pick affect your visa because someone told me that if your school is reknown and located in a city or state with hoigh living standard, you have an advantage. If you are now able to defend your genuinty inwanting to study in the US.Gboyega, what uni are u in and where are you...Still trying to catch up with the part1 of the thread o..No vex. Thanks so much.

1025: @kay dee,
you sound like a DIE HARD ARSENAL FAN yet you prefer to write in blue. is it because we are the champions of europe? na waa. i advised some manure fans today to tell their club to always wear blue whenever they are playing barca and by so doing, they will play without fear as usual and barca will be under great fear thinking that they are playing chelsea. since you on your own has started writing with blue, pls take the same advice to ur club. when mourinho won barca with inter, i told them same which they tried and it worked.
club owners do sale their clubs like the former chelsea owner sold chelsea and bought leeds(info). coaches leave clubs for other clubs like every coach you can think of. if henry and fabregas could leave arsenal, if robben could play against chelsea, if ronaldo could leave man u for madrid. uncle who am i? you are in a ship that has refused to move forward or even backward and you don't want to move on with ur life.

So if i write with eleganza blue biro, then I'm a Chelshit fan. . I don't know what your idea of a "die hard fan" is but jumping around from club to club (like you've been doing) doesn't describe it so my initial assumption about you remains valid. The day i get tired of supporting Arsenal is the day i switch to watching horse racing.

1025: ok, i will only advise u ppl not to kill anyone in your frustrations. powers grow and powers dry. manure never believed that another team can come up in manchester to the extent they called our own manure noisy neighbours.
una case simple because na same same london. kill the pride and cross over to the pride of london/england.
bob marley said, exodus is the movement of Jah people.
i will leave the other issues you raise above for another day. pls be wise and avoid getting a heart situation while u are still young.

this explains the source of your inspiration; i'll leave you to keep wallowing in your rastafarian fantasies .

it's 50 a.k.a ferrari f50 . 6 shots couldn't drop you, you took it and smiled, an auto crash wouldnt either, okay he's out of the hospital already.

azimibraun: Bleep u for using d name of d legendary Nas in vain. Wtf! 50 aint no wia near Nas dude, nt even d don catagina.. Sympathise wif fity and bounce. No bad blood fity jst sm idiot tryin 2 mix u up wif shit. U wll b cool dude in no time.

@ some point I disliked him for that too, but you've just gotta love this guy, either he makes a fool of himself about something or he cooks up beef from nowhere when everything seems to be calm . Neva a dull moment wit fiddy .

1025: @kazekage,
i must thank you for this great opportunity to define the word WE. i will save some illustrations for poets or future poets.
for the purpose of your inquiry, WE here stands for the football world.
do not be deceived because we are discussing on an arsenal thread. unfortunately, i must remind you that we are not on arsenal landrather we are on nairaland and sports forum in particular.
even the arsenal website(arsenal.com) is not restricted to arsenal fans alone but the whole football loving world.
pls do not be afraid, i am claiming ur club by using WE. i hope you will not ask me to define world in ur next post.
the joy of soccer is the competition and that is why ppl are rating epl higher than others. the league where ppl win trophies within seconds to go.
like i said, the sagnas, squirells and coquiel and frimpong are not what the WE are looking for.
thanks and God bless.

I just wasted my precious time reading this ur meaningless mini-epistle. I'm not saying you shouldn't visit the Arsenal website, comment or even crack one of ur not-so-funny jokes about Arsenal's business. . I sometimes take a peek into the Chelsea, Manure and even Manshitty websites and threads and say what I want but I have never referred to their business as 'ours' or 'we'. Now i suspect u are an "anywhere belle face" fan, you choose which club to support on the basis of who's doing well, I know your type, you'll be a shitty fan next season.

1025: @kazekage1,
if na u, u go come back to the same club that nearly put ur carrier to a stake? he looked sharper when una first buy am before him come look blunt run go back now u think he looks sharp, u want him back so that una go blunt am.
abeg, check the list of players una buy last season and compare them to what u are buying now, no difference. wenger is an old man and does not know what quality player means at the moment.
we want a wenger that can go out there and bid for higuin, villa, Liorente, ibra, Thiago silva, hulk, falcao. these are players that can change results and stand the pressures of big teams and big games.
in the current football time and age, 10 and 13 million are figures related to the wolves, blacburns, wesbroms etc not the arsenal we used to know. one more thing, no matter how you look at it, teams are built around captains and captains whose hearts are large enough to contain other members of the team not those whose minds are outside or divided.
you know captain raul, casilas, puyol, garry nevile, captain G for Gerald and the captain of the european champions Field Marshal JT. i am only showing u men that have passion for the team. ppl whose second names are their various clubs. if u are old in arsenal, u know the mighty man Viera and captain Adams.
it is a wrong thing to use captaincy to tie players down to a club.

Define 'we'

401kk: And who told you its not being done?

Is it ? ? , and we still hear stories about illiterate and unskilled boko haramites out-gunning policemen in police stations and setting prisoners free.

Adido: He is not saying that Zenith bank favors only Agbor guys, he is saying that Agbor guys are the majority in the bank's branches. This I know to be true as I worked with Zenith bank. This does not mean that Zenith bank does not employ anyone else. Please read statements carefully before you attack them.

Maybe I still don't understand him, his statement got my brain a bit confused because if Zenith favours only Agbor guys ahead of people from other parts of Delta state, then people from other parts of Delta state will come before people from other parts of Nigeria ; I also worked in ZB for a good number of years and I didn't notice "a majority of Agbor guys" in my office or unit.

floriana: Zenith Bank does not favour all Deltans o. It favours only Deltans from Agbor. Number one and two in the bank currently are from Agbor. Top management is also heavily populated by Agbor people. Jim Ovia is an illustrious son of Agbor town.

jp philips: it will take you decades to realize how far Nepotism has ruined this nation, who told you there are no jobs? and why are people unemployed? where does the job appear from when a chairman makes a call?
the employed will tell you how overworked they are but the "right" person has not come to fill the void yet.
who are the right people? people with contact or people that knows the job?

the word "merit" has left the Nigerian dictionary like 2 decades ago, even the writers of the Nigerian constitution were not selected on "merit" so why hope much.

cap28: The US govt are gradually turning nigeria into a pariah state by using negative propaganda to scare people away from the country. This will have a very negative effect on nigeria's international standing - the intention of the US is to isolate and cripple nigeria economically in order to give them full control over our collective destinies.

floriana: Zenith Bank does not favour all Deltans o. It favours only Deltans from Agbor. Number one and two in the bank currently are from Agbor. Top management is also heavily populated by Agbor people. Jim Ovia is an illustrious son of Agbor town.

Guy, if you're saying Zenith Bank favours only Deltans from Agbor it means people from other states don't stand a chance ? Huh !!!
Makes no sense @ all to me.

publisher: I have been made to understand that in order to increase your chances of getting a good job in certain Nigerian banks,you must belong to the right ethnic group.

Here's what i mean:
Wema bank - favours Yoruba jobseekers
Skye bank - favours Yoruba jobseekers
Unity bank - favours Hausa/ Northern Jobseekers
Zenith - favours Deltans/Delta Igbos
GTB - favours Yorubas
Diamond bank - favours Igbos
Access bank - favours Yorubas/Edos
Fidelity bank - favours Igbos
Union bank - favours Igbos
UBA - neutral
Fcmb - favours Yorubas
First bank - neutral

So people, is this gist true?

publisher: I have been made to understand that in order to increase your chances of getting a good job in certain Nigerian banks,you must belong to the right ethnic group.

michelin89: You must have a very lively and happy social life.

I'm more of an indoor person and my facebook pals are just a few of the people I really know.