₦airaland Forum

Karlovych:
Lord Lugard committed the greatest crime in African history in the year 1914, spits on his rotten skeleton.

I swear bro. That is the genesis of this nonsense we are all in today. The solution is the immediate balkanisation of the bloody country

garfield1:
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Are there no southerners in that list? Why the careless statement

Will you shut up

lalasticlala:
Birthday: Atiku Abubakar Turns 74 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atiku_Abubakar

Perpetual criminal loser

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/nassembly-asks-youths-to-stop-endsars-protests/?

May Amadioha solder ur anuses. Ndi iberibe abuo

daddytime:
Where is Ngige?

He's still dancing skelewu at Enugu airport

M

kingcypress:
Disrespect is certain since they have traded their rights for Ghana must go.
These set of people and our constitution are our major problem in this country.

God bless you

shadelek:
Some of these rape victims have to be blamed. They'll be the one to seduce men, men who can't overcome their temptations fall victims and when Kasala burst, they'll be shouting they've been raped.
It's just a pity that women are seeing as fragile elements and because of this, men have to take full blame.

God save us from the hands of women with bad intents

#Say no to rape

You are obviously high on something.
There is NO JUSTIFICATION WHATSOEVER for rape.
Maybe when it happens to your sister, you can tell her this.
Be properly guided.

festacman:
Peter Obi will not last a quarter before being impeached for rigidity. He lacks the political know-how.

Donald Duke will initiate space project, spend billions of dollars on it and abandon it like Tinapa. He dreams of lofty ideas but not deep in contemplative skill.

Ikedim Ohakim that failed test in Imo State cannot do anything nationally.

Akinwumi Ambode is too naive for Nigeria's complexities.

Babatunde Fashola has the intellectual requirements with deep experience. He lacks the trickery to survive politicking.

Yemi Osinbajo has the intellectual capacity, trickery and experience.

Jimi Agbaje is a good entrepreneur but bad politician. He lacks the experience.

Ben Bruce is a known day dreamer who is good in show business.

Femi Fani Kayode is an empty vessel.

Waziri Tambuwal is never his own man.

Nothing else to add. Well said

Shibaraba:
Causes of premature akamu pouring
Smells.....Mouth or body . Once e smell prick go just wan serve akamu comot there sharp sharp.

Punna denial. Hide it from bro's for a long time once he logs in na to serve akamu. No time

Anxiety. ...once you tell man say he dey quick serve akamu, he go dey him mind. That one go make am dey serve am faster than ever.

Solution. Immediately he serve akamu hold the Preeq no leave am. If he tire climb him pole make you ride am like okada Wey dey go ojodu. Once he start as he dey wipe you dey give am better ringtone like say he wan kill you. There, aaaasssshhhhh, ooooshhhhhh. You fit shout Jesus no worry he go forgive you. Your fiancee confidence go boost. He go dey last. No go dey let am take drug or agbo ooo. Those ones just dey kill.

My round one depends on the obow
Wife... 2 minutes.... Because I want sleep.
Side chick.... 5 minutes. . ..She gets collect well make she no play away match
Olosho. .. 10 minutes or more...... My money must not waste.

2nd round na universal for all categories. Tdb. Till day break. All my muscles go Don stand like mad. Na Olosho I pity pass. Dip hand if possible dip leg put.

Lol. You are jst mad

conductor250:
Iberibe ajoka

This one sweet me special. Mbada iberibe

tutudesz:
Obasanjo should make up his mind whether he is part of the problem or solution.

Lols. Guy you funny aswear

What is a Governor's wife doing with a convoy?

slysite4real:
EUAS accepts 5.5 overall irrespective of your score in each band.

Good day bro. Please add me to the road to Estonia group

godwinkessi:
Na wa ooo and they took another Ibo manp why?

May Amadioha solder your anus there.

Lekwa ha. Ndi agadi ekwe nka. Umu nwa akpuda everywhere

Famousbabe:
Source: http://www..com/2019/07/kate-henshaws-48th-birthday-party-rita.html?m=1

See them. ndi Agadi ekwe nka

obembet:
I was privilege to chat with a female bank manager, she made a scary revelation to me. She told me how Nigerian bank vaults are filled with monies of dead men who kept their bank accounts secret from their wives.

She explained it was against bank ethics or policies for an account officer to inform the relatives of a deceased customer of his account (without his permission). And since the man is dead, without giving his permission, the bank dubiously keeps silent about the money. She told me it is rampant among many businessmen.

She revealed many instances of dead men whose families are still suffering, while they have millions stashed in their secret accounts.

She mentioned one that happened few months back. The man died and the wife was crying all over the place, looking for money to bury him. Whereas the man had nothing less than 60 million naira in his accounts. The banker said it got to a stage that she could no longer bear it, her conscience was pummelling her. She had to go against her bank rules, and got in contact with the widow and revealed to the woman how much her husband had in his accounts and how to claim them.

She also told of another story of one man who escaped death, but his right hand got paralysed. He couldn't sign his chequebook with his left hand and he was in a desperate situation that needed him to sign papers and cheques. That was how he learnt his lesson the hard way. As soon as he got better, he immediately made his wife co-signatory to all his accounts and involved her in all his businesses. What if he had died? That was how his family would have suffered in the midst of plenty.

This stupid behaviour is not reserved for wealthy men alone, even paupers who earn little have their own complex issues.

I just read on the wall of one of our groups where a man complained of how his friend refused to release his ATM pin number to his wife even though there was an emergency at home, and his ATM was at home.

Many orphans and widows suffering today are put in that condition by their stupid dead father.

Women and Retirees are not left out. Someone told me how a relative of hers died and none of her relatives knew that her properties were scattered all over the world. Not even one house. Not even a dime in any of her accounts... If you knew billions unclaimed in banks belong to selfish dead people, you would weep.

Banks and Bankers grow fat on these oafs.

Please do the needful now that you still have the breath to do so. Of course tomorrow is pregnant and only God knows what it will deliver.

A word is enough for the wise

Source: obembet

100% absolutely correct. I'm a top banker and this is cool cash for banks running into billions.CBN needs to come out strong with better guidelines on how to administer these funds like interest free loans etc.
Above all, try trusting someone with your pin or add them as co signatory to your accounts.
Have had several of these encounters with such 'sense' customers. A funny one was one very elderly man that travels from his village every other time to draw across counter from his account. We have told him severally to add his wife a teacher as a co signatory to his account but he refused. There was a day this man was totally drenched in rain came into the bank dripping water everywhere. He later died and this same wife after 3 months later had access to all the money there. Y'all be wise

Starke:
Are you familiar with the term "Next of kin"? I think you should read up a little on that before posting this type of erroneous info.

You are wrong. I'm a top banker. NOK are never automatic beneficiaries of balances in deseaced account. Have you heard of probate registry? Letter of administration? Etc
The post is absolutely correct. We carry over huge unclaimed balances to every new financial year because of issues like this. Some crooky staff can equally take advantage of this with connivance with others esp when the funds have really aged. Be wise.

Y I no come hear beyonce voice??

Oga shataap dia. When you were a beneficiary of the corrupt system and election rigging u no talk. If u no wan govern,RESIGN!

pickatyou:
Women please learn how to take care of your skin and help maintain your youthfulness to an extent. Not using marriage and child birth as an excuse to look like 50kg dangote cement.
Don't you all love how Genevieve and Rita look at their age.

Who dey help

Oga go and work and stop this continuous lamenting. There is a whole lot of work to be done and you need to be bold and swift and hit the ground running already. Enough of crying

Make we fry beans na

F*ckd and dumped

Jegedujegura prophet

Sai Baba till 2023

It's better for him sef.

Said baba

This kyn obante wey darey wear sef. Odiegwu oo

That demarcation between anna's face and hair though...