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amandina:
My dad doesn't joke with us, I dey fear that man like kilode

Lol... I will like to meet him tho



Na joke I dey o


But its nice dat he loves u guys.... Hope he sha doesn't get too over protective?

amandina:
Hahahaha this is serious, thankGod no one is deceiving me

Is Ur dad strict?

Yeah... Sent it on an errand, it never came back...


Dat was how I lost it

OP, so should we give u a lap dance for dis?

Or u want us to credit Ur account?


I'm still tryna figure out how dis piece of crap is any of our biz?

It's Ur bf's headache not ours...

Who left d cage open nao?

Stevebamdex:
What's the name of this movie?
If this story is true then you get mind no be small. weldone

Pishure or Adonbilivit


Don't still believe d story 1 bit tho

hadaydhollarpo:
I strongly doubt if Kun Aguero could score an equalizer and been ignored by his teammates. Iheanacho's scored an equalizer and none of his teammate rejoiced with him. What a shame!

So? Watz Ur point?

Na him go 1st score equaliser for must win game and dey didn't celebrate with him?


And please don't come and start saying it's racism o... Cos Naijarians like to use dat as an excuse for anything...

missingrib:
haba now..u don they use style abuse me be that

I no abuse u na


Jex surprised it took u dat long to get to know it, but if it is efejoku or Wizkid Abi Olamide songs, u will learn d lyrics in 3 days

Stale....

Kylekent59:
I also remembered d pledge Dos days:
I pledge to Nigeria my pop corn, 25 kobo ruler and pencil, I went for enugu exam, math not, English not. Onye aruruana 100%

Bros u dey rap for igbo?

missingrib:
same here..until my ss1 before I know the complete lyrics abi na wordings

Chai!!!!






U be slow learner?

Adonis3:
hehehhehehehe

#Adonis3HasSpoken

Adonis3:
hehehhehehehe

#Adonis3HasSpoken

Dem send u?



No be u dey lie for ur cv?

Better start swimming ASAP!!!

Cutehector:
chei. U Don gv me d morale finish.

Aii Boss... Nothing do u

Cutehector:
nw u dey ginger me up make I toast chidinma ekile

LMAO!!!

Well na small tin sha.... No allow anybody tell u otherwise, u can ask any girl out... Last last, she won't agree... Lobatan....

But really it will make sense if u ask a celebrity out o..... u can probably tell her to go out on a date with u sha

Cutehector:
lol they be like, what are we goin to tell these rich ladies that they haven't heard before lol...

I think little things move these ladies and not extravagant things

Exactly bruh!

A big bruh of mine once told me dat Ladies love a confident dude...
No matter d outcome, jex go in there confidently and say Wat u gaht to say mehn

Cutehector:
lol broda where is ur faith?

Dats why most rich ladies are complaining guys dnt have d balls to walk up to them..

Definitely!!

Well U cant blame d guys sha... Dey are easily intimidated by such things...
And d fact dat Naija babes hate struggling Niggas...


But I've met a few rich ladies and dey complain dat guys don't have balls even d rich dudes are scared to ask a rich babe out

obiorathesubtle:
go to a brothel n pay 20k upfront for quality home service by fat oloshos!

Cutehector:
OK u"r right.

She stopped d car right?

She will definitely gv him a positive response

Lol... Maybe she thought he is selling palm wine

Cutehector:
She isn't d one driving!

Check again bruh... She is d 1 driving

amicable09:
Lol. You ehn! I will keep following your comments. Let me know the chic that you will trip for...

Kaylexzy.... blood dey run for every body vein your own no red pass the other guy own!

Owkay o..

I hope I will get dat kinda chic here o

Lol... But eye dey chook pass eye o

amicable09:
This isn't diving into conclusion, it is saying what I have observed. Whether you have money or not, na for your pocket, if the money don too much and you wan show off, you go continue to get girls wey want you to get their share too.

You never for once comment say you wan marry as you don get money and body no gree you, rather na how you go show sexual prowess up and down. Seriously, try marry abeg if the thing too much or stick to one girl and stop receiving accolades for being the guy who has shagged every girl with a big behind. Stop reducing ladies to that I beg you. Have some respect for the sisters. Na beg I dey beg you.

LMAO!!!!


Aii ma'am... Can't argue again...

U win jawe... No be my fault nao... Dem blood me too ni


But it's all good sha

amicable09:
Oga, if na you dey your dp, you too young to talk heartbreak sef, let alone to number them for me. If again that is you, then looking for vaginas to shatter as you and your guys are claiming here is a misplaced priority. Trust me.

Study hard, make money and see whether you won't find decent girls to trust. Forgive me but if you no get money, you go attract that kind who have been breaking your heart.

Simple truth.

U see d problem I have with girls? Una sabi dive into conclusions ehn... So Wat makes u think a young nigga hasn't made money or cause he has a young face, he's definitely still struggling...

All girls keep giving off dat impression... And I love it, cos it goes to show dey are only moved by Wah dey see on d surface...

And I'm happy dat way, at least a few pals of mine who are d show off type, have shown me dat once u show em d cash,dey ff u anywhere...

Not like I care tho, I will jex continue doing Wah I'm doing... Observing dem

amicable09:
Kay Kay! Chairman of Romance! The way you navigate through this romanceland ehn! I bow.

So because your first gf walked into boys hostel with another guy all girls are bitches? Mmmh... generalize small small, all girls aren't bitches as all guys are not dogs.

Madam, Shebi Na only 1 I tell u ehn?


So many of em wey don happen sef, Well I don't generalise...


Jex dat I've become more cautious while dealing with em

Vincent41:
hahahahahahah..funny shaaaaaaa but if na me,i go just calm,waite for my trun..no be pounding she want??

Lol... Pound for Pound...


Omo dat time, I never get sense o


Chai!!! Na so I jex miss target...

And dat girl get beta backside

Vincent41:
hahahahahahha..bro me and u na the same ooo but am new in the game..No woman is worth Loving...after Hrt Brake u will be strong and diplomatic in following woman...My Ideology now is:Treat any woman like a queen once she is with u,for u to fk her hard,but once she leaves,forget her....The only Person i will try loving if i will ever love at all is my wife,but trust me,no Woman is worth Loving,Trutsing and caring....They are all same:Bitches

Bros, u said it all o... As if say u dey my mind...

D experience has really changed my view about dem girls o

HateU2:
*covers eyes*
It's wildflame and naughtynaughty. No be me

Are u sure?


U know I trust u... Dont disappoint me

WiLdFLame:
kaziblake,dollyjoy,Prettythicksme,naughtynaughty,cruzita,sinaj,kaylexzy, oga stfuareyougod abeg cum wish d latest couple in town well oo

Happy Married Life to dem o.....