₦airaland Forum

Rayhut:
That is the person that Yorubas are busy comparing with Ngozi Okonjo Iweala that have successfully managed World Bank, kept Nigeria economy to be stable against forex exchange and got paris club to cancel Nigeria debt that worth Billions of dollars, tribalism is a major problem in Nigeria.

Not All Yorubas sir.... Tanx and Jah Bless u

refiner:
u and Genny shared a striking resemblance!

Past tense....

queenoflafia:
That disgusting moment when fellow women dey fall your hand.

Which kind advice I go give this mumu babe o

Sister, I know u have spare common sense, Kindly borrow OP... Tanx in advance

WiLdFLame:
estharfabian and jadekitana ke?
dose two resemble sickler nau...very flat chested; their attacking ministry is poor.
prettythicksme chelsea don almost collapsed due to incessant suckiog from captainmilk.

Now dis is hilarious....


Geheeheehee.... Wildflame iyaf kee me with laughter o

geni340:
am fyn sirr

Aii.... Hope u had a great day?

geni340:
watching from afar...#blushing

Hey Champion, Watz up?

prettythicksme:
No money to eat beta food

If I hear... A whole big girl like u, no money

prettythicksme:
Yes,i am not

Sowie ehn?


Eat beta food, so u sef go dey endowed

prettythicksme:
Yes

Geheeheehee....


Prettythicksme iyaf kee me o


So u think u ain't endowed? Now Datz interesting

Adeyinka1758:
Dis önes na name dey cari 4 head them no get anytin jhor... Ion tink they don upload b4 sef

Lol... Na u talk dat 1 o

prettythicksme:
What?

Wat? Ain't u endowed?

Jadekitana:

I'm sure u endowed like madt

WiLdFLame:
beware: konji fit catch u if u see dre pics why? cos konji na bastard, no body wey e no fit catch..
and so? if e catch u, den pm me 4 dre contacts with £25,000. shikena!

1.Geni340.
www.nairaland.com/geni340
boobi heavyweight champion of nairaland.
she defeated dollyjoy to take the 1st rank in attacking ministry(boobilicious)

geni340! geni340! echo her name,make all dose flat chested mjswhrt, cruzita and co bow!
make una dey echo her name.
2.dollyjoy.
www.nairaland.com/dollyjoy
if u dey hear efreboo...u go wound oo na dollyjoy.
if u no stand wella like captainmilk u can milk the golden treasure wey dey dis aso rock.shez second on the rank....
3.sinaj.
www.nairaland.com/sinaj hmmm....aka the apple of aden....na my bro smellymouth dey in charge of dis ministry
if u like bash me, am bashing proof....
4.add yours? make my night dey splendid 2day!

D 1st and no 1 else.... why u dey collect d money in pounds na?

Sha Geni340 killed it

Prettythicksme nko?

Or Estharfabian or Jadekitana

Jadekitana:
Lwkmd I just had to create this thread due to the updates i'v been seeing! I noticed 80percent of the ladies on my bbm who usually put up dps of their "supposed" boyfriends were mute through out yesterday. There was no sign of any celebration or Boo because they actually discovered Boo has a main Boo. This morning i'v been seeing updates like:

1) val or no val the heart knows what it wants

2) I refuse to allow any man break me

3) Bose and Bimpe wudnt allow us hear. Word val is overrrrr for God's sake

4) valentines day is overrated

5) if u didn't get the ring stfu and let my bbm rest

6) God is the main bae, every other bae is counterfeit

7) I dedicate my life to you lord henceforth, you alone has my heart

My ex is a yoruba Demon(the dude has suddenly turned ex)

9) It's monday,my job is my new bae

10) #had fun with my girls, strictly ladies,no heartbreaks, no bullcrap.

11) feb15th, a new phase of my life just started #single and happy



If you have seen any funny update too,you can add yours!

They probably didn't get the were side chicks.... Dat feeling hurts dan dan bullet o

Jadekitana:
Lol this is the serious side of me when i'm trying to pass a serious message that romance section na when I wan find trouble.

Ehen... No wahala... e make sense...


But na for Romance section section sabi u wella...


Come back him baby girl

Jadekitana:
I joined this forum not long ago and whenever i'm less busy I peruse through different sections to see what's happening around the world. However I wouldn't be content if I didn't create a thread on what i'v noticed in this Job/vacancy section.

First I noticed we have lots of jobless graduates in Nigeria which makes me really sad and most people don't really have support from families to start a lucrative business unlike myself who had that on a platter of gold courtesy my folks. However if I had my way I would have employed others! That's a topic for another day.

In this job section I noticed a particular wicked trend. A lot of graduates have this myopic mentality of not disclosing information to others,i don't know if they feel that's good or the economy has made them so greedy. You see someone create a topic like:

Hello all,i got an aptitude test/interview from olofofo company how do I prepare....... and then a helpless graduate quickly asks "how did u apply,pls share the link let me apply as well" then the OP goes automatically mute! Some even reluctantly say "I can't remember how I applied, sha check their website" a job u recently applied for,you can't remember?

In life there nothing like "na me go carry first" everybody has a different race entirely,if you can't help others,how do u expect others to help you? Greed doesn't pay! In my school days all the greedy ones who dealt with their colleagues to make 1st class are still struggling today,while the average ones who felt relegated are excelling in big companies. The "oversabi's" and snitches are now so ashamed to mix with others after graduation.

If you want to excel in life drop the self-centred attitude,it doesn't pay. Help your fellow graduates,post links for jobs,post the e-mails you submitted to,if u hear of latest recruitment help others,be like Debbie who takes out time to help others even in her busy life. It's not when your offer letter drops,you rush here to post "nairalanders help me praise jah jehovah emmanuel, offer letter just dropped" that's a very selfish attitude.

The lady who introduced me to fashion business was someone I allowed to squat with me during NYSC. Today she has 2 boutiques on the island,helped me secure a space and sent many customers to patronise me. You never know what your good would do for you in future, Nigerian graduates help one another,the race isn't for the swift, selfishness doesn't guarantee you that position,hoarding info wouldn't make you the only person destined for the job, be NICE.

A word they say is enough for the wise.

So u sabi post beta thread like dis?


Madam, u haven't realised ur talent yet...


Well, u made a lot of sense with dis thread... Kudos to u

Estharfabian:
LoL!


That's how I kill boredom!

Aii... it's allowed

U get a free pass, if Datz d reason

Estharfabian:
Lwkmd!



I've never for once abused anybody on purpose o!
Na them dey look for my trouble first o!

Ah!!! Adonbiliv you o...

Cos anytime I see Ur post, I can perceive trouble from afar... lol


Sha, be a good girl

Estharfabian:
Lwkmd!



I've never for once abused anybody on purpose o!
Na them dey look for my trouble first o!

Ah!!! Adonbiliv you o...

Cos anything I see Ur post, I can perceive trouble from afar... lol


Sha, be a good girl

If she fakes hers, u sef fake yours...

Estharfabian:
I don't.



i don't feel the need to.
Okay, that was a lie!


I do that every-time!
Mostly claim to be older. It kinda sucks to be young...sometimes?

Chai!!! So u be small girl ehn?


After u don abuse elderly folks for NL finish... God dey

CINDY74:
Doing this is realy hard for me but i believe a problem shared, is half solved. I'm having issues with myself. Sometimes, i wish i was somebody else.I know this may sound funny, but i have to say it anyway...My boobs are just too small for my liking. I'm 22, but my bra size is 32 while bathing, seeing myself infront of the bathroom mirror, with those 2 small *** on my chest makes me wanna cry my room mates makes fun of me. In front of them, i act unaffected but it's killing me inside. bcause of time, while my room mates are bussy rushing to the bathroom to bath together(no lesbo) I'd rather be late than join them. This issue of mine has made me over protective of myself: i dress up in the bathroom, while shopping for clothes, i go for the ones that are well covered in the chest region

Madam, which kin tin b dis na?


U freaking cute, some peeps dey find cute face dem no see, Madam na person like u sure pass o

Abi u would rather trade Ur beauty for a pair of boobi?

Wait, why am I even giving u advice sef... lol


I don't always give a ratazz tho

Mhizizzy:
I refused to accept my parents and my pastor and his wife's friend requests on fb....

I cannot begin to imagine d kinda post u have on dat Ur FB profile

Bad Girl

WiLdFLame:
kaylexzy,maxi112,captainmilk cum see sometin

Bruh I'm seeing things .... But u sure say na dis girls get dis backsides?

Dat 1 we do shed wen dey collect our biscuit wen we small nko?


Wetin una dey call that type of tear

Nienie:
When you pay

Lol... How much?

Nienie:
Lol..okay
I'm igbo tho

Yeah... I know... Dont ask me how I knew tho...


So wen am I starting my igbo lesson...

WiLdFLame:
everywhere bae! be!
boo! booboo!
na acronyms be dis ni or person name?
if it were to be pet nane for lover nau....mine is lelang(babylove)
so what do u understand abt dis "BAE" and "BOOBOO" wey we dey hear up and down?

Me sef no know o...


I dey ask dem dey same tin...

Girls and wahala... I'm sure d girls started it

Nienie:
.
Thank you sir

Uwc Ma'am...

But u have to teach me ur language too na

Nienie:
Ewolo ko mi nbe..my yoruba brothers and sisters epp me correct it if hiz not correct..eshe

It's Ewo lo kan mi nibe

Long Epistle, someone pls summarise jawe

amandina:
My dad doesn't joke with us, I dey fear that man like kilode

Lol... I will like to meet him tho



Na joke I dey o


But its nice dat he loves u guys.... Hope he sha doesn't get too over protective?