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pocohantas:
E tire me o. Some even saying she done knack the powers that be. Na Kpokpogarri she first date? Why she no demolish Malivelihood and Churchill house?

Nonsense beer parlour gist!

Aunty wey did she get served by any of those men like kpokpogri kpopkpo her moreover who needs assist where they can win overhyped piece of shit

pocohantas:
HK (Hustle Kingdom)

I went to my friend’s place down Lekki and when I looked out from her bedroom window, I told her the up flat in the house behind hers was a HK.

She asked how I knew [/b]because she has been wondering which kind tenants be that.

You can’t miss them. Fine flats, but it would typically be quite empty. So many young boys coming in and out and they do their best not to own anything of value there, except their phones and laptops.

If at all the flat has amenities, they would hardly use it. Maybe cost-cutting.

They don’t like to pay utility bills, but would have money to run gen.[b] I am yet to understand the sense behind this.

If you look at where they spread clothes, you would see many red, yellow and multicolour shorts.

Sometimes they would bring out their 3 by 6 mattress to sun it. Whether them dey piss for bed, only God know.

Yahoo boys can’t hide. Especially if you know them or their antics.

See aunty!! you always have a lot say to say about all these small small boyz, is it just an obsession or you don carry one small boy go club he talk say e no do you cum dey cry

this one you know them and their antics what is now left for oloshoes to say maybe you need to understand yur friend question

zyzywizzy:
Good morning guys!

Until last week she discussed getting a new phone, and I was like WTF, don’t u know what I have been going through? I said when d BTC pumps I will assist u in changing that, she said Okay! She’s to visit me in ilorin, d next few days I asked her about her coming over! The next thing she said will I buy her d phone when she comes then I change it totally for her! I told her didn’t u remember when things are going fyn for me! I do alot to help u, why are u now pressuring me now.. that b*tch was telling me to go bring my STATEMENT of ACC, then I gave up totally on her! For her to utter such! I’m done helping her and it’s been 6 days ago we’ve talked last, no apologies text from her then I give her a distance, I had make millions not less than 7M in my crypto! I can sponsor her education, but no I won’t do that, imaging I have sponsored her school already! This is how I will be treated! What have I done for her?
Pls advice me guys!!
Just 2 years relationship

I find it appalling and bemusing that you broke up with your babe cos you couldnt share ur bank worth only to come to NL n share ur estimated worth ... what makes you think she can't be here, whats now the essences

beautyhd:
In this part of the world mental health is taken for granted.

Infact , when you suggest to someone to see a psychiatrist based on some complaints,the person will yell at you for calling him a mad man.

There are many forms of mental illness, but we think it’s only when one is raving mad and speaking incoherently before it’s accepted as mental illness.

Most lagosians are mad, just that they’ve not been told.

Visit a psychiatrist today and say no to drugs

its ok ! off his mic

YoungLionken:
Another bitter feminist..

I used to like her until I discovered this bitter truth about her..

She calls men rapists and all sorts of evil name!!

Lesbian coupled with drug addiction, the sky is just the starting point...

For a minute thot you were talking about pocohantas next time be specific ....

remi1444:
This is not entirely true, you don’t have right to remove Fixtures from a rented apartment unless these fixtures are: Ornamental, Agricultural and for Trade purposes. Even for the three exceptions you’d not be allowed to remove IF it’d cause damage to the house. E.g Removing wallpaper that’d peel off the paint of the house.

In Edo State, the law requires that before you make improvements in the property you’ll have to inform your landlord and his consent must be granted. At the expiration of your rent, you’d not be eligible to remove the improvements (fixtures) but will be eligible for a reasonable compensation.

I think the appropriate word here is 'renovate' which as to do with redesigning the structure with fittings that are not detachable, new paintings, wall papers, pop ceilings can not be re-used, no need for law sef cos it makes no sense for any tenant to want to remove them besides it can only cause contra damages.
My OG had a building that was leased to him for business, he spent so much renovating and even did borehole there, upon expiration he could not keep up with rent cos the business wasnt generating profit, so he asked landlord for refund of the damages fee & settlement for the borehole unknown to him in the agreement he signed, the building must be reverted to how he met it regardless of the ultra touches he added. na so he take lose #1.6m damages
In my experience what a relocating tenant is entitled to from the landlord when leaving is the initial deposit he/she paid for damages as long as there is non, anything you do in a rent house just have it in mind, naa do for love

ImaIma1:
She's good at cooking, washing and in the "oza room" . So what else were you expecting from someone with just the above functions?

You picked your woman from God knows where. Please let her stay to continue washing, cooking and doing what she does best in the oza room..

i find it relieving, ladies here don't seem surprise, no lady so far as doubted the authencity of the story curious tho

LilMissFavvy:
I thought you people say men are polygamous in nature? The ladies are paying you all back with same coin.

when will you people ever take responsibility for una actions, men cheat n own up to it buh when a woman cheat itsl is alway men's fault ... men are polygamous in nature just as women are whures by nature. plain truth
ladies that can not pay there own TF are paying men back in coins how ironic pay us those TF back country hard abeg

Ishilove:
My own in all these is their poor grammatical construction in the chats. Why do so many Nigerians write so badly? What is "don't tell anybody in your hux"?


Oh Lord

*face palm*

agba lo n'da yii its high time you understand the true definition of "communication" ...or maybe its time you tell us where to express informally since social media na ur own office former mod

pocohantas:
Well said…

I don’t know why Nigerians are so afraid of death. Including the ones that claim they want to go somewhere to sing hosannah and dance in white robes.

Death is inevitable and all humans would die. The only thing I don’t want is tragic death. Make trailer no jam me or Naija men go kidnap and use me for rituals. God abeg o!

aunty wey you could av @least tell us one or two countries people welcome death with panda hug ... sept 11 happened till date america is still taking measures such never re occur, her citizens quiver @ the sight of *beard gengs and upon the outbreak of covid'19 we saw the so called westernize world turn to God & pray, why foreigners don't joke with vaccines why when american soldiers left afghan ..people where holding to a flying plane, why
The fact remains "Nobody (black or white) will see death and not be terified cos its a natural coding, so quit the africa low self esteem/mentality others are not so different

cococandy:
every single day!

every single day witches go to meetings ... we know

Udemzy05:
Omo this your analogy no enter.

ok

Udemzy05:
Tact? How is that tact?

If that's tact then why are we clamouring for a change in government instead of just having regards for the constituted authority.
Why not just put up with everything the government throw at you because you have regards for leadership.

Well you call it TACT,I call it ass licking.
Just because you don't want your land lord to give you quit notice,you must do whatever he says even if it doesn't make sense.

I've seen some people doing the most silly things at work just because they don't want to lose their job but will complain bitterly about it in secret.

Nobody will wake up one day and just decide to cause trouble, talking about building your own house cause your land lord is being difficult,let me tell you this, everyone won't be a landlord or land lady, and moving out is not as easy as you put it.

the usual chest beating , Tact is how to "Bypass" someone that will slap you and you don't stand a chance to hit back.

The question is, does a landlord fall into the class of people that will slap you and you can't slap back.
why chop slap when you know you can hit back

Magnoliaa:
An abortion definitely would have fixed you, of course. No doubt about that.

Do you have a penís, not to even talk of being able to get it up? Good of you to admit to being an animal. Eranko lasan lasan,[b] ikeji aja ni e. [/b]Facts.

I hope you have a day filled with disaster.

Aja means dog should av known you are heading somewhere, my only concern now is who will pay you 1.5m when we finish oni se ku se omo kekere dream on

cococandy:
She made her preferences clear.
Just look for women who want the same things as you do and everyone will be alright

I don't why you think you can personalise something spelled as "default" ... asides what she said is there any other default, or why you think say you no fit disagree

Magnoliaa:
You have bird shit instead of gray matter in your brain? Wow. Of course, you can't see it. You're an animal. And they don't exactly know they are one or how.

what auto correction could av fixed anyways i do have bed sheets or do guyz bang you on a mat my dear ur compliments are not so invisible and there is nothing gross about being an animal esp. when we are Higher boya ko ni gud day

Magnoliaa:
What are you saying?? ?? Trafficate?? Pushing what notification?? Why don't you just try to read what you type before hitting the submit button in response to me.

Are you making any sense at all to yourself? And you're even laughing. Like, even if you wanted to engage anybody at all. Can't you even write something sensible and coherent.

You quoted with a picture that makes no sense. You said you're dumbing down because I'm a girl. And now this. Is all of this back and forth making sense to you??

Won fi se e? Is it by force you must sha quote or respond to me? Even if it means typing gibberish and disgracing yourself in an asinine attempt at intelligence?? Why are you like this, guy? Oh. You think it's because you're behind an anonymous moniker then it doesn't matter, abi? Abi?

Same thing, same tactic, every time. You must be a really joyless, lonely being behind that moniker.
Because I don't get what will be pushing someone to be doing like this every single time. You're not even VILE enough to shake me. You're too retarded to be a troll. I swear. Even known popular trolls on here have a lot of brain digits than you'll ever possess.

You'll slither away after this and act like it didn't happen only for you to jump out again, hopping on Coco's or Poco's or my mention, just for so much as a little mention.

You're disgustingly pathetic. Ew. Ew. Ew. I know you'll ignore all of what I've said and attempt to spin something out of your unwashed ass again, but it still wouldn't change the fact that you're dumb. Obsessively dumb and too much of a coward who would say any small crazy thing just for attention. Crumbs of attention. Attention that'll still end up humiliating you and dragging your saggy balls out in the glare of onlookers, but you wouldn't by any chance care, right? You're anonymous. And it gives you some twisted pleasure to know at the moment I am dedicating time to respond to you and you think that's some perverted form of win.

At least if they won't respond to us normally, they'll respond to our stupidity, in their mentions. Wow. Wow. All from women. That you should not even give a fk about.

But shey it's even someone that'll have a pint of shame that'll know to stay away and keep some self-respect. But you won't. I know you won't. And you'll always keep drawing the first blood and then when you get the same back in equal measure, you're perpetually stuck in a loop of having your pound of flesh back, when y'all started it in the first place.

I make general comments on general threads to no one in particular. If you feel I'm bitter or shit and dislike me, that's on you. Keep it to yourself.

But don't you ever, ever bring that shit into my mentions because you think you're on some cruise mission in beating sense and civility into my brains. Keep your playful vileness and cruise away from me and to people who will entertain it. Go and deal with people who won't take you seriously.

When I called you senseless now, you're going mad. Your senselessness is stupidity, even your intelligence is stupidity.

Come and quote me again to spew nonsense, you foolish thing. Continue in quoting me.

when you see birds can you easily identify the female, that shit can be pretty hard buh smart people just see the clue ... still don't know how

Magnoliaa:
I guess this is you being dumb again for not understanding a figurative expression. Keep it up.

Ooh! you didnt trafficate or push a notification, why will you expect me to know, so all that dumb & senseless tag as being sarcasm all along mu raa si

Magnoliaa:
Oh. So you admit to being senseless or posting senseless things to me?
Thought I'd never see this day

Is it a terminal disease abi aiye kor su é left to me you would see more days

Magnoliaa:
Will that still change the fact that you quote me senselessly?

Get some brain.

why should i strain by IQ when its just a gurl ... #fairplay dearie

Magnoliaa:
Go and rest. It's too early for this.

sorry witch .. i will repost @ midnite

virginprincess:
she should be the one to pay when she has someone she calls a financee or husband to be, you are not serious.

I never knew being a woman negate the responsibility for oneself, any woman that can not spend her money on her own wedding deserves to be treated like a piece of furniture in marriage

virginprincess:
You didn't answer my question, Can a wedding hold without the bride family?

Are you insinuating the bride family can't be @ the wedding without a "flight" and which part of moses law stipulate the bride family can't spend there own money to board there favourite means of transport to there own daughter wedding somethings are quite shameful to ask

Magnoliaa:
Your name is what? Liar.

Your name is what? Liar.

All men do is lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

ntor

cococandy:
You people are truly evil

money is the root of all evil, remove women from the "Life equation" and men will lost the zeal to make money by all means, #No woman no cry