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Lagos State Model College Kankon, badagry.

Arise great kankonians
School of fame & excellence.......
Built on the land of peace & success
I will study hard & strive to make you great.
Rain or shine..... night & day we shall toil to attain excellence........ (or something like that)
Parents & teachers, the best is the best & we are the best of the best.


2003 set, I know I jumped some lines but I tried my best. 13yrs ain't a joke.

Purge your mind with prayers, 'be not conformed to the pattern of this world but be transformed by renewing your mind'.

Ask the Holy Spirit of God to purge your mind of every filth & read your Bible regularly.

God help you bro

The fire there was somethinG and the crowd............. I had to turn in on another street to find another route.

Thankfully nobody lost their life as the story went.

What a sad story for the owner of the station & workers.

Hmmmmm, bro......... sorry you hear, I understand how you feel.

But the truth must be told.......... if there's no heartbreak in this life what's the fun of it all?

Besides she's young, she needs to experience life @ this stage so don't beat yourself up. There are a million ladies out there who are ready to marry if that's what ya after.

At least she opened up to you, what if she kept it from you, played her cards right and was sleeping with the dude and you find out when you're about to tie the knot?

Please wake up, you're doing well so don't let any babe kill your spirit of excitement.

Dust ya ass up, dress well, smell nice & find yourself another sweetheart.

EXCEPT..............if you don't have what it takes to toast a lady anymore.

If that's the case not to worry, just look around you, amongst your female friends there must be one who is so into you that you have been blinded away from.

Make yourself happy pls...........God speed bro

Wetin wan cause am?
Them assist my parents pay school fees?
Arrant nonsense
Those being bathed are even smiling.........some people are just plainly insane.

Both of you need to mature.

Get to know her temperament..........read about it &see if you can manage.

This is part of the reason i advise people to build friendship first (getting to know who the person is before jumping to dating, having in mind that you mustn't be friendzoned).

1 funny thing about me is that I make my intentions known from the start (in most cases) then spend quality time as a friend, if after awhile I see I can cope with her then we go ahead.

It has always worked for me...

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

U hit the nail on the forehead bro.
Bullseye!!!
Never rush into a relationship cos she's ya spec or sumfin. Get to know her 1st, be her friend. You could turn out to be best of friends instead of lovers.

Bean pudden!!!

OMG! My Grandma who is 85yrs old looks younger than her o.

Am sure Diezani isn't up to 60yrs old but she's looking 99yrs compared to my grandma.

You're not well & you need help.

I suggest you find a psychologist who would help you deal with your problem before you kill the girl with your psychotic behaviour.

What nonsense.

It's wrong info you got, I reside around kilo in surulere.

After they exchanged blows at kilo the deceased left for his house which is just a stone throw from the bus stop. (he apparently won the conductor in the fist fight) and the conductor who wasn't happy came to the deceased house @ night & stabbed him on the back & on the chest.

People who caught the culprit said he was drunk & was bent on retaliating for the embarrassment his victim caused him earlier.

It is really sad that he was about to start up life outside the country, only God knows how many times he was rejected visa before this one came through.

We also never know what's in the mind of people when they are trying to cause trouble, pls let's shun violence by all means necessary.

Seems she was appointed as DG of NYSC by GEJ

bigtt76:
What position was she appointed to by GEJ?

Slavery on the rise.

Are you saying even where she's based they carry her this way?

Who is she & is she paralysed?

If there was sumfin wrong with her legs then wheelchairs of all sorts plenty.

Arrant nonsense!!!

Why do people like deceiving themselves all in the name of 'no sex b4 marriage'?
Nobody said you both can't talk about what you like, especially when it has to do with those parts that ya not gonna see till wedding nyt. People will start forming quiet & assuming all is well, they will manage after weddin but 'na big lie'.

So was there never a time she felt closure with him? Atleast from there she wud have turned him on 2 check out the size, that's if she knew what she wanted then o or was she thinkin of sumfin else all d while they were dating?

My opinion is she had better make do with what she has, divorce isn't an option, adultery is also out of it. Bury her head in prayer 2 God 2 help her love the husband d way he is.
She should also think of acting fast cos sex is food to man, he might be having another option o & if he starts he won't wanna stop.

The dude wasn't proud of you back then, now that you must have transformed & gone ahead in your education he's so crazed about you which isn't love but physical attraction.

If you want to pay him back you can pretend to accept his proposal, let him break up his engagement with his woman & you inturn assume her role then you deal with him & dump his lustful ass.

But seeing that you respect the other lady, let him know you want nothing with him. Cos he is history to you.

Truth is if you accept him back willingly he will do same to you & you will end up hurt, alone, miserable & vengeful.

#7 is it for me. If you always start chats 1st give her space, she ain't feeling you. The earlier you know this & move on the better for you.

I won't attribute all to Buhari. Truth be told, GEJ did his bit but could not give us what we need.
All of a sudden PMB came & we saw light like magic.
I dunno about you guys area but my area in surulere lagos, we enjoy power supply.
Maybe we shud say there was sumfin PMB said that GEJ cud not say in all his 6yrs (I dunno sha)

You are what health workers call 'second hand smoker'. Since you inhale the smoke which is dangerous to your health you are @ the risk of contracting cancer also.

Pls don't say you love him & stay @ the detriment of your health, value your life, since he has chosen not to value his own.

It will take God for him to stop smoking, so if you want to stay & help him to kill the habit just know that there's 80% probability of you contacting cancer.

God be with you.

Oyiza, na serious matter o. Please I advise you seek counselling on your own first.

If you are a bible believing church goer, meet your pastors. In my church we have a team of counsellors who are available to listen to you, counsel you on the right path & pray with you.

08122932258, 08178817254. If you sincerely need someone to talk to, please call any of those numbers. God is the only one Who can heal your marriage.

I know what it means to come from a broken home, please don't let your kids go through such a phase, it's damaging.

God will give you rest in your matrimonial home & He will bring peace to you in Jesus name, God bless you

Can't believe I actually read through that.

And the moral of the story is................



I thought as much, NOTHING

The wife should not have replied her in the first place. It's hopeless talking to someone who has the effrontery to sleep with your man & still throw it in your face, asking what you will do.

The husband stealer, Hmmmm. I pity her o, does she feel a man in his right mind will marry her with the way she's disrespecting his wife? Even if he was thinking of it,his friends will talk senses into his head, except he doesn't have good friends.

Husband, even if you're cheating must you allow the side chick disrespect the woman you married? Was she forced on you?didn't you pay her dowry? It pains me for you guy because even after this issue is over, your wife will never trust you & that's if she forgives your ass

Mend your ways

Breakfast, lunch & dinner

He/she just succeeded in misquoting what God's word said. If u wanna understand the reason for God saying something in a verse of the bible start from the beginning of that chapter, don't read one line & feel offended cos God said something.

My God is good & nothing can change who He is.
If u don't believe Him, it's ur loss o.

Hi, I think it's understandable for someone to be confused in such a situation, not knowing which option to go for but my candid advise to you is this;

1- Nobody knows what you desire like you do so asking people is not totally bad but may lead to you being more confused.

2- Ask God in prayers, I dunno if you're a christian or Muslim but I believe God knows the best for each and everyone of us. God won't lead you astray, He sees the future & knows which is best for you.

3- After praying, check out for the one which gives you peace of mind from both options. Whatever God has put His hand into always brings peace to the owner.

N.B; if I was to decide for you, I will tell you to finish your research, most likely you will get you resident permit & get something good over there.
God will give you a answer of peace, all the best.

I believe PMB purposely criticised the NAF so they could wake up to their duties.
If your boss criticises your work you got no choice but to soji yourself otherwise na gobe for you.

I pray to God that you survive this illness
But if not, probably it's time for you to leave this world to a better place, PLEASE ma'am, as they used to say before someone dies, 'put your house in order'.

Send to the government details of all the monies belonging to Nigeria with account information et al.

Please don't let the monies be used by other countries o.

God bless Nigeria.

Boko haram is there, they haven't found solution. They are talking about civilians wearing camo.
Lives are being lost everyday like chicken that's meant for food, they blabbing jaggons.

Abeg make me hear word, make una face war front.

I actually knew when this gal was born, was really a lover of Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown.
Ooga ooooo,
What a waste
Teach us to live right oh Lord.
RIP Bobbi Kristina

Turnoff of life
3rd one is so masculine

Naija's version of 'love-vendor My Ride'

SOME men Yes, not all